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hustla:
Yes

100%

Very possible.

Nlanalyst:
We can't pray for depreciation of our notes because of one bozo.
Inflation is biting hard on all Nigerians, we don't give q rat ass about you.

Mic is on..

Don't mind working boys.

GREATIGBOMAN:
I need ur input.


Money way I wan use start house project


I bought that USDT Because I didn't want my money to be loosing value in the bank


Now all of a sudden immediately I got usdt some people are now telling me I should have gotten BUSD


Why on earth did Naira appreciate


As if they were timing me

Enemy of Nigerian progress

WowSweetGuy:
I can bet OP is stingy with money not wicked so don't get me wrong. You are like someone close to me. Before you release ur hard earned money you worked for,the person asking money from you must submit a perfect proposal of how the person want to use the money...d person must give OP a master plan and then OP is likely to decline it because maybe the idea doesn't match what's good in your own thoughts

Nice Garden of Enter OP.

Let me give just a picture I will attach below of your type of man

Your case na follow come.

Isn't it cute when a man has mastered How to harness the little resources he has?

ytdivine:
4 plots of 100ft by 50ft

That's massive..Kudos! I am inspired to do this from next year.

Pells:
Which God showed you her
Una go dey use God as excuse for una SIMPlicity
You dogged a Pump Action Bullet and you are here complaining
I rather born kidnapper than born a Simp like you
Spits on your soul

Character wey no dey Nairaland, them never born am

In whatever you do as man, keep a clean life..No human can hurt you When it is not your time.

NaijaRoyalty:
This picture got me laughing

How did Remi Tinubu pull this?
Ayammma

viewers discretion

mariahAngel:
I don't agree.
He seems like a player.

I che si the lady ga a dizi interested after telling her that?
Unless o di gullible.

A player will be intentional.

When you confront him, he will be straight and deceptive with a yes.

The friend talk will bruise her ego via high expectations.

Fantazy:
Not all guys can boldly approach a girl they like. I have like/loved a girl without being able to approach her for over a year, everyone noticed it. it was when she noticed it herself (just like in your own case) she sent a letter to me through my friend, telling me she liked me also that I should call her. I didn't even call. She later called me by herself after 4 days. After saying Hello I heard her voice and said bello too, we both kept mute for over 2 minutes. I didn't know what next to say, she too couldn't say anything.

To cut the story short. We became the closest lovers on campus. I can't explain how we got talking face to face.

You can ask him what he wants, if not face to face, through text. Then u know your stance

Mariahangel bia lekwa ihe gwa ga gi since..Men can be that deeply shy..Even if you bodly confront it, not all will open up immediately..

Best is allow nature take it's course... One thing will lead to another and relationship don start.

mariahAngel:
One just can't help the curiosity.

M mata gi now, to the point of relating with the person, a gala'm g'e nyoo.
I'm conscious not to go too deep into it sha.



Too much liberty ga e mebi uwa.
That is where we come in.




Hahahahahahaha



Taurus ndi nri.
They love food so much, they can't help it.




@bolded, very true.

A si na o wu ya toro gi, he might not be your favourite.

Gemini, ndi ihu abuo.
My brother is like that with us. Hardly talks.

Eshi anyi gidere ya na status nwunye ya nga o gugara nwunye uri ehn, I laugh shege comot for him body that day.
He took her to a karaoke bar and serenaded her.

You described me..I don't waste time..Except if I don't care about the person..

I give liberty, and it is my weak point na relationship They abuse it..And ones it happens, I lose interest and begin to detach.

I swear, if he was older, he go dey flog us..Exactly ihe mma m gwara ya when we were small..

Ezigbo ndi ihu abuo o Damn! My bro in company of some people is super active eeeh, but if you meet him outside, you will get annoyed forcing a conversation.

But, I have learnt to make him talk in some ways by making him relaxed and comfortable. Then confide in me to an extent.

But, the description about Gemini you are 100% spot on with your bro..
A lady asked me if this my bro has a girl friend, I said I don't know..She said he should enter Seminary

Mana mpa m egidela ya before with a girl..

Ihu abuo ha wu eeehhh!!!!..

Gi hu ya i ga asi o wu a priest, mana ya ñuo ra gi beer here eeeh

Growing up he was the most stubborn of the clan...We fear him then..Gi na ya metu ya eburu cutlass...And o na ahu eru aka ishishi..

Ya na nke Aries, cat and rat..

mariahAngel:
Munzy1.4, I hukwala si the guy wu onye aruru-ala?
I kwuo now, gi si m calm down. Hehehehehe

Lol..
Is not..Ihe a wu a shy guy..

She has this game in her court though.

She must keep being herself and the charisma.

That guy is hooked already, he will jinx it soon.
Except he is lowkey married or has a serious relationship with someone else.

I wish we can follow up this from time to time..

mariahAngel:
Mgbe I koshirila'm, m koshiere umunne'm ndi ke nwaanyi abuo.
Otu e buruzie ya n'ishi, while the other one would have nothing to do with it.




There's always that reaction.
E chetara'm mgbe I buru uzo juo'm date m, and I was like si I wukwanu onye? Hehehehe



Ke ha nukwa ha n'ahu shaa.
I think they can nyochashia, which can be annoying to Sags.
And they have okacha-amara tendencies too.


E jiri'm gi mara that one.



I ma ihe no na ihe ndi a wu na, you're likely to find yourself getting drawn to the same kind of things/people.
So, it's mostly not up to you.



I've come to realize that ndi zodiac anyi a dihu that common.

O di ka Libra na Taurus wu the most common zodiacs, and Earth wu the most common sign.

True.
O ga a wu maka na ndi zodiac unu nwere ndidi.



Which one n'ime umunne gi is your favourite?
The Gemini, Pisces, or Aries?

The teaching chain continues .


That first reaction is very intriguing..lol

Exactly their own dey for their body o..Kim wu nu ofu n'ime ha..They have a flirty trait..Mana nwe kwa insecurity masked with surface confidence..My Libra babe then, was highly insecure about me..She will always say you will cheat you will cheat..teenage love..Her insecurity led to the break up..O gbaara oso

They can be clingy as well..saggs hate such..

Lol, eji m a pia su my parents when they try to be judgmental..I feel the world needs a liberal way of living but morals must be respected..Mistakes and fantasies can happen to anyone.
Everyone needs freedom but some abuse it..

Zodiac unu eeh,av told you about one of my friend wu sagg..Soo blunt..My next door neighbour in school..We became close when I was in finals..I didn't have much time to date her..plus my best friend tara ya like no stress..It's a taboo for me..But she do say it openly she for like date me..Mu na agba oso m..Bro code things.
She is one of a kind...Gives me home and well cooked food, whiskey, when guys buy her Sharwama, ya azuta nkem..

Mpa m..Sweet and hot human..iwe wee ya, ya emebie ihe
Obi di ya nma, ya mefere..
Then, you.. peace and fire when needed..

Yea saggs are rare.

Libra and taurus are very cool with us.

Yes we have patience..We are still compatible with Leo people despite notice me her..We are too patience and flexible thats why we bond well with fire people.

My baby bro wunu onye nke mu na ya na ato karicha..
Aries.

Gemini no dey talk..When I linked him with my ex when we were dating, she was like baby wait, Is your brother dumb? spent 4hours with someone and he didn't say pim!..

SimeonOTC:
Lol Chaaii.. Memories

I can still remember that day sha . It was one cool and calm saturday. We were still young then. I was still with my parents.. We usually meet each other at a friend's place.

That saturday, she sent her kid sister to call me to meet her at my friend's place. My friend gave us a long chair and excused us. We sat close to each other, gist and laugh.

She came close to me, rest her head on my shoulder and said she was tired. As a sharp guy, I quickly look round the serene environment to ensure no one is looking at us cause am about to make a bad move ... I caught my friend starring at us , he was muting some words "... Hug her! Hug her!, raise her head and kiss her mumu ..."

I gently hug her while her head was still on my shoulder , she smile , I raised her head and then KISSED HER

It was a sweet and awesome experience . I enjoyed every moment with her. We lasted 5years until she gain admission and everything scatter

We are both ex today

Life

Your friend na arranger of life

Stanleyq:
At all

Weldone!
First is usually awesome with that special person.

Stanleyq:
ɨռsɨɖɛ a ċʟass aʄtɛʀ sċɦօօʟ ɖɨsʍɨssaʟ, staʏɨռɢ ʄօʀ ʍɨռʊtɛs աɨtɦ ɦɨʍ, ɨ ɖɨɖռ't ҡռօա tɦat ҡɨssɛs ċaռ ɢօ ɖօառ tօ ɛʋɛռ աɛt ɖɛ ʊռɖɛʀ, ɨt sօaҡɛɖ ʍʏ ʊռɨʄօʀʍ ʟɨҡɛ a ʄʀɛsɦ staʀċɦ, ɨ աasռ't aɮʟɛ tօ ɢօ օʊt ċօs օʄ sɦʏ,tɨʟʟ ɨt ʍaռaɢɛɖ tօ ɖʀʏ ʊք. Gosh

Nothing is hidden under the sun..

Nilon:
I'm detribalised

Ok

mariahAngel:
Onye nkushi.
You must teach zodiacs to everyone you cross paths with, o kwa ya?
They must understand by force, by fire.



Chai! Ndi Libra e nwechahu nsogbu.
They're Air, o kwa ya?

I no go lie, o nu anyi n'ahu.



Aries.



Onye professional therapist, ndewooo.
I kpukwa enyo anya?

I was thought by My former babe..So it really helped since then..So I feel good sharing the knowledge as Well.

After reading her Libra stuffs, she was like wawuuuuu This is true ooooo

Libra I have a thing with them..My very good friend wu Libra, onye nke ozo wu Libra..My very First babe wu Libra..Mu na ha gbara ndu!.
My three friendship with them were tighter during the times.
Yes, they are air..Highly compatible with us..They don't like judgmental people..And Aqua gives that freedom without judging you like that..

Av dated Leo, my longest.

Likely I will try another Zodiac soon

Saggs smh..Unu eeh, I never see..I still have a lot of saggs as friends ma nwoke ma Nwaanyi..Anyi na unu di kwa compatible on the intellectual aspects and honesty.

It takes a sagg or an Aquarius to understand a sagg..if not, ogu na mgba .

Aries na Leo ndi notice me baby bro is Aries...Damn! Ya koo nga eeh, i ga si ole big man gafere ihe a Impatience


Mba o..

It's on whatsaap o..Mmehe office, onye bia ma ekpuru enyo anya

mariahAngel:
Very very painful.

Back then, she was always looking tired/sleepy. Even in the way she talked.

Up till now, her children are yet to get over her death.

And they will never forgive their Dad for letting the wife work till death

Partners makes life easier when they act, work and live like a team..It extends the life for eachother.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Gi na zodiac.

Precisely enough I have been teaching a friend Zodiacs since morning..

She is having understanding issues with Nwoke ya

A libra dating a sagg guy..Saggs hehehehe unu ji awa ishi o.

And an Aries is serious with her now..Nke olulu..

I just act like I didn't see her comfort with planB.

But a wunu m therapist now, Let me professional

mariahAngel:
I swear, one of my distant relative died from a similar situation.
She would overwork herself (she was a nurse), to provide for the family. She was the breadwinner.
She would often open up to my mum that her husband wasn't willing to do anything to support her. Always looking exhausted.
Her death happened all of a sudden. Very painful.

Painful.

A partner that isn't willing to do anything to help foot the bills, is just being Wicked..whether male or female.

Most men who married hard working wives becomes lazy by default.

No food for a lazy man.

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

No issues here.

Quit masturbating.

Eat fruits and exercise more..

When babe is around, comot your mind for the fantasy....It gets better with time..Long abstinence can also tickle the fantasy..Is allowed as it gets better with time..

Second round should be a bit longer abii them peg the yoghurt for 5mins interval

If you explode and still hard, you can quickly return to match..After all Mourinho will say it is not over until it is over.

Start with fore play..No dey rush am like Noodles.

Please avoid sex drugs or the bitters with hot drinks..

Itzurboi:
Op, you don try... 5mins is 5*60secs

Chai

mariahAngel:
I've come to realize that, especially since I learned how to navigate my way around.
Knowing who and what conversation to avoid.

Now you have arrived..

Even if I am having a long day, mbata ha la ebe a, 2seconds ochi aputawa

I open some thread, read comments, laugh and close without commenting sef.

mariahAngel:
I was going to tell her to make a (subtle) move if she likes the guy that much, till I read the below part.

"But, he never calls or texts. When peradventure i text him, I notice he waits most times 1hr or 2 hrs before responding."

The guy is giving her (wicked) mixed signals, and messing with her mind.
He's doing the "big" things (buying her stuff...inviting her to functions), and leaving the "little" (calls...texts) things that matter most.

What do you think of that?

I am a man, forget o..I know what my fellow comrades do behind the scenes..

Ujo! Some time baby go call, he will be shaking to pick up sef he doesnt know what he will say the babe will lose interest..lol.

It is fun..And most times genuine ones spring up from such o.

I remembered in my Jss2 we were teaching a friend how to spin a babe he was dying for

One of us will act like the babe, coming towards him at a junction, and he will be like excuse me.. I have forgotten the wooing lines that was generated for him that time..

I just reminisced what I used to do during my own time..chai funny times past.

Hapu o e no easy even now..Some mature men still ka bukwa ujo ahu.

For such a guy, a bold lady is his best bet..This is where Leo ladies shine bright like a diamond.

mariahAngel:
The guy is a manipulator.
He's playing with your mind.
Fashy the guy ASAP for your own good.

Nawa o..

Fashy kwa..Be calming down..Men coordinate well and sometimes extra before that babe they are seriously attracted to.

Someone that makes her feel special isn't manipulating her na, A manipulator/flirt would have gotten closer to her sinceeeeee, and even collect some rounds, then act like they have nothing in common in public. A manipulator has got the sweetest words ever you will be willing to hear..Those that causes the butterflies to run down.
She is worried he hasn't made a move. I just see a shy guy being scared to approach.

Wooing a lady is not something every man find easy.
Until with time and other actions.

OP only need to maintain her charisma and scatter his head the more..So he can reach elastic limit and break the jinx..

Some men can be like this more than year sef..

mariahAngel:
Yes, I have.

Lol..Characters here and there..

Hapu o, ebe a wu ihe n'ile..

FeliciaOja:
I have never felt so much anger when I remember what happened to me.
I stay in Benin, my younger brother visited me 2 days ago.
It has been 2 days of katakata
The boy is 19 this year
He is doing security guy for one plaza
But I'm planning to send him back to my parents after what happened last night

I came back weak and tired from work and my phone battery died
As I tried to open the outside gate. I found out it was locked. We only lock it only from 9pm
But it was 7pm
My neighbour had travelled, and I gave my brother the key, so I started knocking the gate for my brother to open.

I knocked and knocked and knocked no response. I shout his name no response and my phone was dead.
I was practically lock out of my own apartment
I shake gate, knock and knock still no response.
I was sooo angry and some people saw me and thought I was a crazy girl knocking at somebody house.
Can you believe that I was locked outside from 7pm till 11pm.
My arms are swollen from knocking for too long
No place to go and my co workers live far and no way to call them. It was a nightmare

Out of nowhere I summoned courage and climbed the fence with broken bottles and sharp metals.
Hmmmmmm for my own house wey i pay for.

I was praying nobody see me and think otherwise cuz it was around 11pm
Especially vigilante groups
Na so I jump enter almost break leg

He took himself to cloud9 and fight his worries .

Continue, you may be the one to change him a bit..but if na corrupt, forget it he is far gone..May be next will be inviting babe to your house..

Just use words of heart to heart to talk sense into him.

Don't use force..He allowed you wipe him belt, go and apologise to him..On a normal day, a 19years old guy will deal with any lady of any size even if you've been to a military training.

You don't use force in this case.

Talk to him when he is calm, if na cry, cry to him..He is your blood..If he stray, you lost a huge thing.

If he succeed, you will be on his lips as a life changing story.

Don't ever flog a grown man..To avoid bad news here.

JoeRizzla:
which one are you punishing him for
Weed
OR
Not opening the gates.

Maybe for lighting that thing inside Rizzla

mariahAngel:
O kwa ya?

O wu otu o ga na a gaghari, a jughari ajuju na e nwehu ishi n'odu.

Seems you've had encounter with him ? Ka o juola gi udi ajuju apari a o juga m

Shybeauty:
You are crazy .
Anyways, when i was sick and couldn't eat. Most people got me juice but he was like he wasn't sure of what i'll like to drink and bought me four kinds of drinks: juice, yoghurt, smoothie and tea.
If he's asking everyone questions directly on a group as a group leader, he will prefer to send me a text and ask me, making me feel respected.

As e dey sweet you, e go the pain others..

He melts your heart

Likely he might be the shy type.

Of which most men are..Even the ones forming online Jim iyke..

You can draft a format to get him at least beat the shyness and talk to you, maybe things can fall in place from there.

Before another sister go do overtake o.

Nilon:
connect me to one of your ibo sis make I turn am to Mrs

Marry from your side..