₦airaland Forum

Djkenny080:
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you this DOG MEAT.

You didn't give the step by step preparation of how the meat was prepared..It will be nice if you will..

E be like na dog I go use do Christmas this year..

godofuck231:
Wait make you reach 50 , every rope you see will look like a suicide instrument, you don't know what loneliness does to the human mind, try and live in iceland or Denmark for 5 years alone

Corper zukwanuike!

BEJV:
This Ebuka of a guy go just dey show himself anyhow lolzzzz .

But the Bini attire is one of, if not the best attire in Nigeria. Its so unique and different from all other tribes... I'm not saying attires of other tribes aren't beautiful, of they are. But to me Bini stands out

Must you compare yourself with another guy?

You could have made more sense if you had posted just yourself rocking your Bini attire..And allow us Appreciate it plus small criticism.

The comparison is where the society is getting it wrong nowadays.

Create your own niche, and explore the habitat.

mariahAngel:
OK. Thank you.

You are welcome!

VeryWickedGoat:
Only a Simp will stay in one marriage for that long.

Shut up!
Are your parents divorced?

doggedfighter:
Marriage is an act of faith and an act of love. The total surrender of oneself to the one you've chosen and to the one who has chosen you.

quote from So Long A Letter

Happy anniversary !

Mr Dorling !


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Apt!

mariahAngel:
You don kuku flog shege comot for him body.

O ru hu eru wara ogodo..(he no reach as grown man before he tie wrapper)..

The economy wil burn him out with time..

Early marriage is good for the fun and romeo and Juliet part of it..If you aren't financially capable, it is most times regret regret as a man.

In the long run, kids will be denied basic needs, comfortable home, the good school and a career support needed to equip them to become an avenue to the society.

30- 35 wu age for nwoke.

23-30 wu age for nwaanyi.

Factoring in current economy and others...Plus basic income to sustain the family while working smart for a better life ahead.

mariahAngel:
What fruit tree has a long life span?

Quite a lot of them..

Mango
Orange
Ukwa
Cocoa
Etc...they can last more than 15years no matter the climate change.

Obavoh:
Yesterday my Wife, her aunt and my kids went to pick up my mother in law at the bus park.


When we got there, we met her happily talking with a young man. She introduced the man to me as my wife’s childhood friend. Which my wife confirmed.

As I was about to call tuke tuke to carry her loads and take us home, the man offered to give us a ride in his car.

When my mother in law saw his car she started jumping happily and congratulated him. She asked me to snap her with the car.

She took the baby from my wife’s back and asked my wife to sit at the front so she will catch up with her old friend.

My mother Inlaw and her sister sat at the back with my 4kids while I loaded her luggage in the boot of the car.

I told my 2 sons to get down from the car so I can enter and lap them but to my surprise my mother in law said the load will be too much for the car and I should take the tuke tuke home alone.

I felt shocked and embarrassed.

I didn’t say anything, I couldn’t go home straight. I took the tuke tuke to my farm and cried there.

My mother in law has always been a nice woman and is always encouraging me. Am I the one misunderstanding her? Should I tell her how I felt or I should keep quiet and try to forget about it?

First, you bragged of having 4kids at 26..

Now, you are crying of being humiliated by your MIL because of ordinary car.

You can't eat your cake and have it..You are widening the pit of poverty unapologetically.

By the time you combine and permutate the life of an average Nigerian man, you will realize marriage age for men is averaging 33 - 35yrs.

Not because they can't feed a woman and the kids, but getting the basic developments and improvement needed to guarantee a basic life for the family.

It will take Grace of God to deliver you from this..Because your mindset is moulding your life setting.

This is small compared to what is coming your way..A man is handsome if he can provide.

Just like a woman is beautiful if she portrays a good character.

Your mentality and mindset to life need total Revamp...Imagine being happy your wife has got no phone in 2022?

Better go find what to do before something starts doing you.

A man must grow, mature and settle down to procreate with his woman..There is time for everything.

mariahAngel:
Na there them go see you.

Onwere ihe m kposara..Aha m wu dokashia di anu..

queenemelda:
Awwn, I admire this friendship/relationship between you two. Mungel will be a good name yeah? Akuko unu a atogbuola m, mana ogara aka mma na unu bugara ya whatsapp. Cc Mu.nzy14, mari.ahAngel

Thank you for the Bucket of Awnnnn.

Life follows a process.

abdulwasiubar:
The fact that a platform was given to a security expert to discuss economics is beyond my comprehension. If wishes were horses, the CBN governor will be the first to hop on �

No be same Nigeria where a lawyer is heading fed ministry of works and housing? A position for an Engineer/ builder with outstanding experience.

If Bawa is talking about Money economics instead of The CBN crook, it is normal.

Moh247:



Could Zelensky be looking for a way to escalate this conflict and get NATO directly involved


.

He isn't smart..Something he should have done with some of secret service agents since.Seize some Russian war tools, use it to cause comotion in one NATO country..And tag it Russia

USA pushed them to war, and back off.

Bonn01:
I need a few bucket of NPK fertiliser in Ibadan, does anyone have an idea of where I can get it?

Check for the people that sell agro chemicals and other farm inputs things, surely they will have fertilizers in variety.

Go on Google search, Type Agro chemical shops in Ibadan..It will be of help.

AcuraZDX:
Wow. Just see how he downplayed the whole issue.
"I've done my part as a trader, he'll do his part as a Prof"

Real set up for the Professor governor.

The countdown for him to perform more than Obi begins today!!

The bar is High for soludo..I hope he delivers..


Because Nigerian professors are usually terrible with Politics.

Na thread for married people we begin grow fat..

mariahAngel:
Na to drop knife, and move fork to the right hand. No time.

Exactly..Even request for spoon.. if e reach to chop meat, wash hands and do justice to it..

mariahAngel:

Meeting a di la upgraded.




Very very important. It'll come in handy.




Truly, it was later my father joined the CMO.




I ga a wu onye ihere.

OK.

Mmadu o bechaala akwa, ma ya fokwa I gba uri.



Nice. Thanks.

Although, it seems people hardly use ukpo these days.
It's either they use achi or ofor.

Ezigbo upgrade to digital

Sure.


Ma mpa m Ever since he became cathechist, o ga buzi CMO na ishi..Ka ya na akpozi ndi ozo, na aju ha ma ha o ga abiakwa that first Saturdays meeting.


I can be bold, mana ya wuru ihe gbasara onye m huru n'anya, obere ihere sometimes during PDA..
Then, atimes I can be unpredictably extra bold mgbe ufodu with PDA o.

It is well..He has gone to rest.

Ndi ulo ri ga ukpo well well..Even this one m shiri gi, before you know it, they will steal it. when it is ripe.

As for me and my house hold, it's been ages I tasted it.

mariahAngel:
That one will never make sense.

If you attend big occasion enyere gi special recognition, then during Item7 you come be like odd one atimes..Based on doing what you are comfortable with

Snitch24:
i can start from kg

Abii na

Buy the whole school.

mariahAngel:
OK.

No. I had to ask, since I don't normally eat swallow meals.
I even had to ask some people around me, and they confirmed it (soup left, swallow right.).


Hahahahaha

Ok.

My problem is why one must use left hand to hold fork when doing the cutlery meal..
Because till date, I must use normal spoon in place.. Rubbish and cutlery Oyibo style.

It has always been Atiku vs Obi fight..No doubt!.

Fuel is 250/litre already..That one still get subsidy?

In naija If you get V6 or V8, you go still gey v4 to support family economy..

GeneralPula:
Like this

Umu ogwugwu oge

mariahAngel:
Are you both left-handed?

I assume right-handed people would prefer the soup to be on their right hand side, since it is more convenient/close (from hand) to the mouth.

No.

Soup will be on the left side...As a right-hand person.

You cut the swallow, suru ya na ofe, loo ya

Are you left-handed?

RepoMan007:
Spending X amount of energy to cook a meal that will give you 0.75X amount of energy is nutritional superfluity.

Na bad mouth dey worry una for naija

This comment alone will hit below the belt.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



It is dangerous to have jealous people around you.. they look at you as a competition while you look at them as friends.

Exactly

aieromon:
My darling Peugeot 504 still covering miles in Africa.

Thanks for the updates.

As in eeeh..these cars are still active in sahel regions.

mariahAngel:
How sad.


Why though?

O wu nwunye my brother who convinced him to join, since o wu onye mba, and she so much wanted to know about and get familiar with m ndi di ya and how they do things.
Now, ha e burula okwa nye ha abuo. Hahahaha
It wasn't even too long after they joined before they told my brother it was his turn to host them.




True. His first grandson.

Why hasn't he though?

True.




What does onowu mean?

Na wa o!


Yes. Why do you ask?

I si why though? I felt o wu ihe ndi mpa na mama ji ezuike on those Sunday outings. Until they made one younger guy chairman..He re-arranged the meeting. Now they get sms notifications

And the guy admires my parents and always say he want to train his kids same way my parents jiri zuo anyi..As in that unity, loyal and responsible.
I will join depending on my wife..And I pray she is the type that picks interest in such..Even nke church..CWO na CMO.
Eji m ama mpa m njakiri si ya, CMO wu for ndi mpa zucharala Umu ha, ya si m, taa bia lekwa ndi ebiri gi debata ga aha ha.

Hahahaha, them no even wait long..Like they were actually waiting for them..Wives drag their hubby to these things..Nwoke luta kwanu Nwaanyi that doesn't care about ihe ndi a, Aha nwoke ahu wu sorry..


I si why hasn't he
Oche ge mgbe m luru Nwaanyi na..Nke a wu after wedding night, next sunday he will rush to go and write my name there..
I won't go there until I am ready to with my wife..Ndi ahu ji enyochashi too much.
I like private life o..O wuhu onye owula ga amata otu mu na my woman jiri biri.

Onowu wu nu Traditional prime minister (second in command to IGWE).

I hope you can dance
Ohere diri gi to learn o

Ok.I was at the village last weekend, so I saw the stuff fruiting for the first time..Nke my grandma kuru.
I hula oshishi ya before? I no na mba, so ka m na eshi gi ihe ndi no na ulo..

Even ehuru(calabash nutmeg) I saw the tree for the first time..mpa m shiri mu ya.

Attached pics wu di ukpo fruiting.

PlayMaker14:
I go even anoint am sef.... The guy get first class for SIMPING and Weakling Planning.

Nawa o..

The matter tie wrapper come wear koikoi shoe.

Adun27:
Please some weeks ago, I found out that her colleague (a male) calls her often. I told her but immediately she flair up and went to work with anger, she told me that the boy was calling him for work meanwhile they will see for sure the second workday, when you left home angrily without even fighting her.

The boy sent me some texts on WhatsApp explaining that she wants to collect a phone from my wife blahblahblah, I never replied the text, the boy called me twice on the second day and I didn't pick, my wife told me that the boy saw her face look angry and that's why he asked what was wrong with her and she explained to him, she told me that was why he was texting me.

Yesterday, I found out that the same boy still calls my wife and my wife calls him too, when I raised the issue again she flair up telling me the boy was calling him to ask her welfare.
What is confusing is that the first time they talk different things, why would a reasonable guy continues calling her after he knew it caused fight the first time, why would she continue too when she knows that it's threatening her marriage.

My wife has been denying me sex for 3 months, tell me if that's possible for a girl who loves to Bleep.

My wife has a child for me and she has been supportive financially, she does house chores everything, but she had betrayed me twice before, one was cheating, the other she stole money coniving with my cousins at my former business.

Please somebody advise me what to do.

Nawa o..

Two things I won't forgive in my partner.

1. Stealing...No now! it spoils family name from generation to another . Taking my money is cool, I know where I go collect am..But stealing mba nu na.

2. Cheating..If my woman cheat, she will return to her father's house..Because she spoil my kids or kill me..Especially if I become an obstacle to her orgasm outside.
Or she go born criminals or ashawo.

For this your case, stop flaring up, cover up the mess because she will be 3times careful now..But if you play along like nothing happened, she will lose guard with time..Then mount SS on her, set traps without her knowing..Catch her and have a concrete evidence, nail it!

If a woman begin go outside, the hubby life will be shortened by hook or crook.

Gather evidence.

Meanwhile I am curious to know her kind of Job?