₦airaland Forum

okoIYAyin:
Found her in my dream, only to wake up and, lo and behold, she is lying right beside me.

Isn't God wonderful

Gidagreen:
Sex is so much enjoyable among couples when ever there is time and energy for it, but how will someone have sex with his wife without getting her pregnant when you are trying to space your children birth. Condom is mostly painful on her, We are trying to avoid the use of unverified morning after pills or contraceptive. I'm good in withdrawal method but I have discovered with experience that it's not that safe, a woman don't need a large amount of sperm to conceive. Family planning I heard is dangerous in the long run, we are not done having children yet, it's just the appropriate spacing that we want. I believe only those who are done with having children should go for any form of family planning. Experienced couple should help on the best contraceptive method without side effects. Thanks.

CAPSLOCKED:
SHE TOLD YOU THIS BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE, AND ALSO BECAUSE HE DIDN'T OFFER A REASONABLE DISCOUNT FROM THE NEXT RENT.

DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY. THOSE DETAILS SHE DOESN'T TELL YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT.

Anaerobi:
this is serious. don't joke with youth

JidennaJason:
Dear Buratai,


We appreciate you for this kind gesture you've given to Nigerian youths, as a matter of fact, we want to thank you immensely for the toll-free offer BUT we are not interested.

General Buhari son, Yusuf Buhari, who's currently jobless and gallivanting all over the city of Abuja with his expensive power bike should be invited for screening and training. You may as well add the son of the late chief of staff, Abba Kyari and your brothers.


Remain everly blessed.

mariahAngel:
When you think about the loooooooooong endless journey, ike ije a gbando gwu gi!

Lekwe ka ha na mapu mu na gi n'iwu nga... dewezie na bekee

Davash222:
Anyone doubting the authenticity of the Lekki massacre videos should have his or her brains examined.

mariahAngel:
That's true though

Dansuqi:
Am on my way there.meanwhile you look hot ediye

richidinho:
Thunder are u busy?

omooba969:
I hope our beautiful ladies here serve their husbands with the same eagerness and presentations we see here though.

Jez thinking out loud...

mariahAngel:
That's not an excuse not to know okpa na ...I blame ndi muru ya ni



No surprise.
Nga m su me reshi gi ahia...

Cumtroller:
Stop attention seeking. If you want to unfollow thread, please unfollow. There's no need for a long epistle. Validation seeking Akposy.

P.S. Were you able meet your goal of begging people on this same thread to donate money for you to bake meatipies for the #endsars protesters who didn't ask you?

mariahAngel:
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Otele gbuo gi nga ahu!
Ewu awusa!

mariahAngel:
It's not common in Lagos.

Even okpa sef is not common in Lagos

Ezutela'm meme popo ohuru n'aka Desca...
I choro I zu? I wuni Eze meme...

mariahAngel:
Is the bambara nut popular? It tastes like boiled groundnuts right?

mariahAngel:
Anwukwala

mariahAngel:
Dem dey krase!

Na now dem remember abi? When soldiers for don kill dia fans finish abi? Make dem go look bush!

mariahAngel:
Ya ngwanu ooo!
Y'eburula oria ocha, nke ahu gbasara ya!
Inukwa nga nwata na-akwagbu onwe n'iko s'owu inwe obi añuri

mariahAngel:
Owu onye Igbo?


I buola chi?

mariahAngel:
E be like say she too razz

Ngi sef...owu gi ka mma?




Most women don't like outright bossy men. Some do sha...

mariahAngel:

Akukaliaa:



Today, I had unprotected sex for the first time and believe me it is the sweetest thing in life.

For this raw #ussy wey Lagos give me today, Lagos no go everly spoil! Amen!

What a good way end a tragic week!

mariahAngel:
Maybe na you dull tinz or she been no feel you



I been think say na only guyz dey chop, clean mouth...

mariahAngel:
I wouldn't know sha, 'cause I haven't studied much people
I just know the ones I know.

mariahAngel:
Nobody is willing to share.

Except that one guy that pissed the Pisces' off

mariahAngel:
Care to share what happened? Honestly, if you can...

mariahAngel:
Ndi ahu enweghi nsogbu

mariahAngel:
Una no dey funny na...

Una just think say una funny with the lame lame jokes wey una sabi tell
And the worst part be say na una come still boring on top of everything.

One with a Pisces would've to keep making the first moves and the communication going otherwise...
You don't know how to flame a relationships. Cold fishes.

You can look for a fellow Pisces like you
I kinda bossed over the Pisces I had...maybe that's why I liked him so much

Meliann:
If he doesn't do it, then he's not a man talk more of a husband. I once defended my bf against cultists even though we were both at risk. It was first instinct.