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Okoto yarns...

Nawa...

Obi agbaawaala the babe...

VeryWickedMan:
Any man with this type of goatee has kids out of wedlock.

🤣🤣🤣🤣onye ara

sync:
Dear Nairalanders,
I’m in a dilemma and need your advice
There’s this friend of mine who out of the blue contacted me last year October asking for a favor to come stay at my place a couple of days since she had an interview in Abuja. I allowed in her without hesitation since I thought it was just going to be a few days. Fortunately, she got the job.

When she got the job in October, she asked me to pls allow her stay for two months before getting her place. My people, it’s been five months already and she’s still not making any moves to get her own place.

The problem really is I am currently jobless. She doesn’t contribute anything to the house. I am responsible for our feeding, gas, electricity, everything! And I do not have money. The little money I have is from my generous elder sister who has been my helper since I lost my job. Weekends she sleeps all through while I clean the house. I also do all the cooking. She doesn’t cook.

I am a light sleeper so I get up at any slight movement. This lady gets up between 3 to 4 times every night to use the restroom thus keeping me awake all through the night. This really has a toll on me. During the day she goes to the restroom between 14 to 16 times. She doesn’t contribute to buy foodstuff but she eats 4 times a day

What have I gotten myself into. Please how do I politely ask her to leave without hurting her feelings and savaging the relationship I use to have with her. I am tired, depressed and jobless!

The people who I tag as successful people in life, had one thing in common, they are ruthless with decisions.

She works and you are out of job now..I pity your elder sis who is bearing the huge load in this harsh times.

Call your friend to a meeting soonest..Let her know the reality, bills will go 50/50 or 40/60..

Any deviation, she should leave..

Chores the same..

As long as she earns, she must do something.

lhordspy:
How is this intimidation? We should be learned enough to know the difference between 'Sensitization and intimidation '.

I listened to the voicenote yesterday. The man said:

“If we take the number of people here, we will not be less than 60, but only 20 have PVCs; what is happening to the rest?"

It is a community(ward) meeting and he has every right to question the low numbers of PVC holders. You people will understand what structure is in few days time. It is same in every state.

I spoke to my community Chief few days ago, and he said same thing. He said there was a directive straight from the state government that the number of vote you deliver will determine the level of infrastructure you will get in return after election. So this community head has every right to question why his people refused to collect their PVC to vote.

Leave internet and witness the reality on the street yourself. The structures are aligning.

Una go cry tire.

Akpa-amu..🙂

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

First, you have no business with how my woman chooses to enjoy her pleasures.

Then, you can become friends with the guy and and use bro code to drop it for him..

I pity you, the constant hard on you will be getting..😂😂😂😂 As a result of poor building plan.

VeryWickedMan:
Burst laugh from your room some minutes after they start. Confusion no go let them do am after a few times.

Male or female, no human can stand being perceived as sexually inadequate whether jokingly or seriously.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sense go kee you..

Asgard13:
Baba ..but body no fit stand again na.. Abi you wan marry woman for Seyi..

Body the shake .. hand dey support you.. how you wan come dey do the do

Wahala wahala wahala😁😁😁😁

Careente7:
Bro,na so we see am.E dy pain me die.

It is painful...SA finest.

It is over...

Street credibility excess.

Mumu rubber stamp..Go and bank CBE na...Central bank of Elrufai..😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

CHAI! Men don go o... So AKA is late now?

KeyEndurance:
I have this friend of mine who likes visiting my house every blessed day. Before that things were moving well, whenever he visited, he must demand for food and I usually make him happy by given him his needs.

But now, everybody knows how Nigeria is. Since last week, this my friend never stopped coming to my house and I am the kind of guy that's struggling to survive and he Is Coming To my House to add His Problem To My Own Again.

The Things Is Disturbing my Mind But I Don't know What To Tell Him to Stop coming For Now.

Withdraw the priviledges he is getting, and watch him voom!

Tochi3:

Damn did you actually remove brain to photoshop poo

Nbote:
Fair enough. Majority of the newly registered voters are students who were home due to the ASUU strike

This move by NUC, will usher in a never seen before kind of election in this country.

The guy don spoil market for her..E sure me say, e get who she dey eye for the chuch, but Bro John don spoil show...As a SiMPle man he is..🤣🤣🤣

senatordave1:
Ayiri emami is the leader of itsekiris in apc.his ward ugborodo gave buhari 24,000 votes,the highest in southern nigeria.he also delivered akpakpa,ajudaibo and mandangho wards,4 out of six itsekiri wards in warri south west lga.Michael johnny will divide votes in the four ijaw wards of oporoza,ogbe ijaw,isaba and gbaramatu

Okoto yarns...

Ayiri is on relegation ever since his maste(Ibori) returned to collect the money he gave him to hold for him.

Ayiri is as common as garfield now.😂😂😂

hisexcellency34:
So who should we vote for? Igbolabi

Fela🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seun is under the influence of loud and mkpurummiri.

Amya:
I didn't know you were into orobo o. I thought it was slimfit something for you.

😂😂 o si na o wu orobo.

I am appreciating a good work of creation na.

Smoothgio:
We be only two ooo

How can we vote.....abeg ooo, Yvonne fans should continue carrying us until fuel finish and they boot us out

Yvonne nelson abii Yvonne Jegede🤣🤣🤣

Filling station don go strike.

Teeroyzimma:
meobizy is that you?

You be JJC for here sha..

How can you miscontrue a BB legend with the other..Its like a town hall, different from BB and Ultimate love..And not Emilokan's Bala blue..

Amya:
She's not up, and even if she was, nope!
Who cute face help...

Men..

You no see her shape..😊

Lauryn41:
She’s not up

Good..

Keep her for my eyesss..

My off/on babe..😄
How are you?

Amya:


Perfect response for DEpistles

You grab😘

I hope you are voting the cute Ipeleng?

Richardonald:
I think tinubu has a slight edge at third position, if you include agberos votes

I pity Tinubu...They will milk him, he will milk lagosians ...

Count down begins.

They have bought Elubo and Ewedu for this one wey go fit sell him birthright for food..😂😂😂😂

Lifeinbits:
Myself and my girlfriend have been dating for almost three years that she sometimes stays in my house too. I have always had the intention of traveling abroad but i don't know how, so last year my girlfriend brought the idea of traveling and how she wants to try US study route and I encouraged her to do so. I also supported her so much with my money by helping her to pay her application fee and TOEFL exam.

While doing all these, we had a conversation and she told me that if she is able to get a fully funded offer that we will be going together and I will be going with her as dependent. Now my girlfriend has gotten admission but she is yet to apply for visa and she has changed plans. She does not want me to go with her rather she is advising that I should also use the study route ifi want to travel.

Note : we had the intentions of getting married but right now she doesn't want us to get marry.

You never upgrade yourself, you dey upgrade a lady...

And she has shown signs you are not the peron to pick up the main thing o..You still dey ask us..

Dont forget to show us her pre-wedding pics with another guy man.🤣🤣🤣

Eme a si na amuru Nwoke...smh

DOptical:
I supported Nini and even bashed Saga when his fans were roaming mad. I don't support victim card nonsense. You can't be playing the victim over someone you didn't bring from your papa house into the show! In a bid to spoil his or her game for yours. What rubbish is that? Not to mention the hypocrisy. She's kissed several guys and flirt with them as much.

First, Nini didn't want a ship because of her outside boyfriend. Nini didn't even kiss anyone on the show to begin with, let alone kissing several guys. It was rather Saga who wanted a ship with Nini. Secondly, Nini didn't really stop Saga from interacting. I remembered a time when Liquorose, Saskay, Queen gave lap dances to Saga while they were on bikini and Saga on boxer. Nini was rather giggling and clapping while watching all these going on. It was rather Saga who didn't want Nini to interact. I remembered a time when Cross lapped Nini because there was no seat. Nini was the one sitting before Cross came but since Nini couldn't lap Cross, Cross asked her to stand, so he could sit and lap her. Saga came and saw this, his eyes turned red. He ranted about it to some housemates for more than an hour.

Basically, It was rather Saga who wanted to box the beautiful Nini and by wanting to box Nini, he didn't interact much because he didn't want to leave Nini alone for other guys. He simply caged Nini for himself on the show. I personally had no problem with Saga, considering he didn't badmouth Nini nor played any victim. My major problem was with his fans who were dragging Nini unwarranted because in their mind, Saga didn't interact because of Nini. But In my mind, I was asking what did Nini do? Because it was rather Saga who wanted to cage Nini, wouldn't let her interact but ship her with himself. Point is both Saga and Nini didn't interact much with others which spoilt their games. Anyway, It was only when they stopped dragging Nini towards the middle/end of the show that I stopped dragging Saga too 😂

Khosi and Yemi dynamic is even different! First, Yemi had always told her from day 1 that he didn't want to be boxed. Secondly, she's got a boyfriend, kissed several guys and flirts as much. So what's with the hypocrisy? Thirdly, she goes to badmouth Yemi to her toddler friend. I still don't understand the reason for this.

K😁

DOptical:
Yemi is the show! You know it

Dude..you never tire for this your seasonal tribe man support

I know the gist will be on, ones the guy comot...
Women eeh🤣🤣

Fools..Looking for cheap excuse.🤣🤣🤣As if they making progress when cash was there.

Ibechris2:
After u get married,ur income would determine the number of children u really want to have.

Honest truth..Plus life goals.