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Jonathan recommended Ben Bruce, so Sylva no get mouth. Na oyinbo go soon become bayelsa govenor.

Its very sexy and romantic when my wife discovers the missing one from my pair of sockings when am hurrying to work. It feels lyk she just saved my life and I love her the more.

[size=14pt] Non sense, isnt he human? its very unhealthy to hold in your urine, especially for a woman, it makes bacteria develop in their uterus and their Kitty starts smelling like rotten fish. Once you have the urge to let it out, better do and stop being childish and fooling yourself for the sake of useless pride. There is no crime in weeing, just find an appropriate corner, close to the bush, like he in doing and release ya sef, we are all human and we understand, tats no crime.
More over I dont believe thats Banky, they sould have shown his face, no be only im get that kine cap, na omata cap wey full onitsha. Although the short one be like M.I [/size]

[size=18pt]F,UCK AIRTEL - F,UCK any bitchy bastard supporting this lame ruse, F,CUK ALL O' YA.[/size] for whatever shit, asshole, penis and toto reason they lay off 2000 bread winners = [size=18pt]Thunder fire AIRTEL MAMA PRICK, NA YANSH SHE GO TAKE dey f,uck im PAPA. [/size]

i just came across this topic and i decided to post a comment based on what a lot of people have been writing.let it be known that crystal services doesnt have a single agent whats ever.anybody that paraded himself or herself as anagent is a scammer.applicant are just required to walk into their office at famous busstop and get a form for just 1000 naira only and all u require to bring are police report,affidavit(a legal document binding you and the agency together and stating some conditions of good conduct from the applicant),guarantor,international passport and passport photographs.the whole process is free,but a condition was placed on the medical report,which is that you have option of doing it through the agency or you do it yourself at st nicholas or national hospital abuja.the agency is not forcing you to do it through the but if you have to then you pay 50,700.i dont see any angle where the issue of scam comes into this.the agents are the ones chargin applicant different fees rangin from 100k to 800k which the principal officer of the programme kicked against.on the bta,applicants are the ones that agitated for the loan.this also affected the initial departure date.the internet is there for people to visit to know more about canada and the number of imigrant that they are expecting in a year.7000 is a small amount,and know that they are not moving everybody ones.i see no reason,if not for poverty why some people will see payin 50700 as being a scam move.note also that the principal officer of this programme borrowed some people this medical fee of 50,700 also,but later stopped it when he realised that its been abused.i am not defending the agency but i am letting you know what u need to know instaed of sitting at home and just assuming others that are partaking are dumb or silly.it worth trying,and if you dont try,you cant get.i am also an applicant of the programme and i was one of the speaker at the syposium in unilag.august 19th is the departure date and its in batches.thanks

A nairalander with identity as mariofemi posted the above some months ago on the topic https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-706047.32.html

click on his profile and you will find his picture. He claims to have been a speaker in the UNILAG symposium.

Govt obviously didnt plan well but I support the decision for security reasons.
PS: Falana is wasting his time.

Dakore marries whoever  Olumide marries whoever And so ? Its not about the wedding, its about life after. I wish them a blessed marriage ahead but cant find a reason for the Fuss
Why is the topic even on NL front page

I wish them a happy married life preferrably in their privacy.

The guy wan form MANDELA, abeg make nobody give an chance for prison.

Na desperation, e wan claim grass to grace.

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Operation Capture the Capturer : A welcomed development, keep it up Naija.

impossible!!!

A stupid checking officer was arguing away his time with another staff on why Goodluck Jonathan should not be president, and I was standing waiting to be checked, I called on him to continue his duties and he told me I was disturbing him and if he liked he could stop me from boarding because I said he was not being professional. Useless company, foolish staff.

Arik is the worst airline i have ever flown, they hired thugs and hooligans as staff, people with no sense of ideal and courtesy. Such simple negotiation held up a flight for 4hours. I am so so so so dissappointed at them. Shame on you Arik.

Highlights:
Lagos - Kaduna Passengers yesterday held an Arik airplane hostage for 3hrs. The passengers complained that they were not informed their luggages will not be coming with the plane, only to arrive in kaduna and find out their luggages have been dropped iin lagos. Some complained they were enroute Zaria, katsina and Kano and did not plan to spend the night is kaduna, while others said they had important documents in their luggages which they needed thesame day for the purpose they are in kaduna. The aggrieved passengers went back to the tarmac and blocked departing passenger from boarding until they were either compensated or kept in a hotel for the night. 2 hours later, the pilot declared a hijack and ordered the doors of the plane closed as he tried taking off. The passengers stood in front of the plane and dared the pilot to crush them, after a rethink the pilot came to a halt, came out and dissociated himself from Arik cliaming, "its Arik business and not mine". 2 airforce personnel who initially tried to maintain order, gave up and said the situation is a civil process and should be handled as such. Meanwhile, Arik officials and security pounced on an innocent female student who was filming the drama with her handsets and this infuriated other passengers as they returned "fire for fire" with them. The drama ended about 4 hours later with Arik agreeing to the terms of the passengers.

Arik Airline really needs to organise itself.

She pretty, but her baby's hair is not kept, she might not be a good mother and experience tells me she obviously wont be good in bed.

Give it to her she beautiful.

She pretty, but her baby's hair is not kept, she might not be a good mother and experience tells me she obviously wont be good in bed.

Give it to her she beautiful.

Thanks but divorce aint an option

Dnt ask where am frm, but my yoruba wife aint getting it ryt in the kitchen and housekeeping, so me banned her from ma kitchen, gave her a rest from home activities and getting me a naturally endowed calabar chick 2moro to handle my kitchen services and perhaps the extra curricula services too. Already fixed the BQ for her and anticipate her arrival 2moro.

Tired of talking and confrontations, if she wan go make she step joooo,