₦airaland Forum

@Andrew
Am sorry for your wife or girlfriend and people in your life, everything they do will be interpreted wrongly because of your poor self esteem. If a strangers car key can oppress/intimidate you and get you thinking then what will your wife's bank account do to you. Wake up and get a grip of yourself else you are on your way to misery and depression.

You better see a shrink about your terrible complex. Whoever does a car key intimidate? pls work on your image problems.
ps: X6 is in the past.
Your type will refuse an applicant a job for holding his car keys, just because it intimidates you. Did you call yourself a man?
actually you should be a transexual.
Dude was simply holding a key in his hands and a cretin is reading a thousand meanings to it, you have a deep problem and I am sorry for whoever is in your social circle.

Wats up with the grammar and the ireland nonesense, peeps like you just irritate me, and how did this shit make it to the front page. Fck Seun.

You better see a shrink about your terrible complex. Whoever does a car key intimidate? pls work on your image problems.
ps: X6 is in the past.
Your type will refuse an applicant a job for holding his car keys, just because it intimidates you. Did you call yourself a man?
actually you should be a transexual.
Dude was simply holding a key in his hands and a cretin is reading a thousand meanings to it, you have a deep problem and I am sorry for whoever is in your social circle.

@ bigcil
Why not give them the visa and the Job first then liase with their employers to pay you registration and other costs. Please no one should pay.

What beast can come from hyundai? hyundai no get beast joor, na small small aja dog dem dey release.

3.6 mil deal?

Toks or Naija used?

6. hallmark77:

Poster is completely right because since their integration as a customer of intercontinental bank,I have not been able to access my account and till now we dont know what these people are doing.Access Bank should just leave intercontinental bank with their existing internet banking because this over-hype accessonline is not something we want.Infact,I now believe Intercontinental Bank is better than Access Bank.One week no way to check your account?They are lucky that am not in Nigeria!

Men I think say na only me no fit access my online account, it keeps telling me "no account detail" since last week. In fact I just had to call my banker to find out wats wrong. This fraud of a merger better be managed properly.

matetewater:
not too impress, i think labrainz feat vector is better, the young female rapper is far better than pryse, listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=siAw7cKagdQ#!

You dey crase in fact for making me click on that link, pick pin, kneel down raise your hands, close your eyes and five slaps by yourself to yourself. Stupid to compare this track to that Niki minaj con wizkid slowpoke.

Na nonesense de make sense for naija, the more the nonesense the more the selling. 
MI and the girl nailed it, just a bit of tuning her accent, but she out to be the best female rapper in naija.

When police start reporting corruption, we sit, watch and lol.
see link below
http://odili.net/news/source/2012/feb/28/519.html

everybody to his opinion

" Prest has applied to appeal the court’s decision on the grounds that his Petrodel’s assets do not belong to him, but are held in trust for his children"

Who says he doesnt want to take care of his children? the companies assets are held in trust for his children. Wife = slutty ashaewo and thief. She just wants money for herself. If she wants to leave, she should leave on her own.

Patience told Jona its better for him to buy buses for NLC and TUC, = Executive Decision

Please post better pictures.

Day11,
U seem to have good toyota cars and jeeps, I will need one of these 2008/2009 highlanders in about 4 months when am in Naija, hope u gatz som' for me by then.

How do you maintain and get spares for these hybrid cars in Nigeria, I mean how easy is it to get som1/mechanics or car electricians who can work on hybrid cars in Nigeria just in case they develop electrical faults due to the hybrid system? I am also intersted in getting a 2010 or 2011 camry hybrid from you but am considering maintaining it in Naija.

1. Post the pictures and features
2. Have you done a market survey on the price of this car? FYI: The tag on your car is about 1.5 times of those in the market today and their prices will drop further by december, so without prejudice I will say your price is unrealistic
3. I will be in nigeria during the period and am interested.

Been sent a mail for contract engineer to state location - any info on what this is for? havent got a response form them since, guess they dont intend holding tests for applicants based in the south west and this is improper.

get dem pictures out quickly!!!

The man does not have long to live and it is better for him to have peace so he can truly rest in peace. If divorcing the woman will make him have peace, live a day longer, rest in peace and go to heaven, then I think its the best thing to do. Moreover even the ghosts of the dead still avenge their enemies.

See Wikipedia profile  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patience_Jonathan


Born in Port Harcourt, she earned her school certificate in 1976, and passed the West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) in 1980. In 1989, she obtained the National Certificate of Education (NCE) in Mathematics/Biology from the Rivers State College of Arts and Science, Port Harcourt. She then proceeded to the University of Port Harcourt and studied Biology and Psychology.


She started her career as a teacher at the Stella Maris College, Port Harcourt and Sports Institute Isake. She then moved to the banking sector in 1997, where she established the first community bank in Port Harcourt called the Akpo Community Bank. She served as Marketing Manager of Imiete Community Bank. She returned to the classroom briefly again as teacher. Eventually she was transferred to the Bayelsa State Ministry of Education, where she served until 29 May 1999 when her husband became the Deputy Governor of the state. She and her husband have two children.

I trip oh!!!

Durability = Highlander ( 8 to 4 on a scale of 10)
Economic (low fuel consumption and low frequency of repair)  = Highlander (8 to 5 on a scale of 10)
Ruggedness = Highlander ( 9 to 4 on a scale of 10)
Fit for NAija = Highlander (8 to 5.5 on a scale of 10)
More Useful (for bad roads, flood, swamp, no of passengers, family) = Highlander (9 to 4 on scale of 10)

Popularity = Honda Accord (9 to 5 on scale of 10)
More on the Road (common) = Honda Accord (9 to 4 on scale of 10)
Spare Availability = Honda Accord (8 to 4 on scale of 10)
Interior = Honda (8 to 5 on 10 scale)
More recent  = Honda Accord (2006 vs 2004)
Bling Bling/Showboy = Honda Accord (8 to 5 on scale of 10)


Make ya choose, but me recommend Highlander.

The pattern remains the same, the North is monarchy, you kill our sarduana we kill you all, you kill our boko haram leader we destroy the whole nigeria. One way traffic. The east should have understood the people of the North and considered the stakes before embarking on a useless anticorruption revolution.

I can see claerly, but my brain can not comprehend wat I See. I just dnt get it, the children should be taken into custody of chilld care and the man arrested for attempted murder.

The murder of Ahmadu Bello and his innocent wife, Tafawa Balewa and top Northern Officers (then the best of the bests in the north), was the declaration of war by the East. Note that the north unlike the east was then more of a monarchy than a democracy, and Ahmadu Bello a 2nd generation descendant of Usman Dan Fodio and a sarduana was seen as royalty and a king. Only one Igbo Lt. Col was killed during this coup and Aguiyi Ironsi delayed executing the majority Igbo plotters against the code of military conduct. The east brought it upon themselves. It couldnt have gone otherwise.
The useless coup cannot be rationalised and was termed revolutionary for no better reason to justify stupidity and the consequence was immense.

I read an article from the link below and wondered that Nzeogu, Aguyi Ironsi and the then elite Igbos caused the Civil war due to their crave for power and the partiality/injustice that characterised the 1966 coup. I do not blame anyone (north, south or west) for the consequence of their action (Igbo massacre and civil war).


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Civil_War


With or Without Ojukwu, the war was inevitable.

ALI CHANGE NAME TO PAW PAW
EZE LATER RENAMED AS AKI
NA THEM BE AKI AND PAW PAW NOW - 4 REAL.

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DURING HIS TYM NA IM MOST EMPLOYED MIDDLE CLASS NIGERIANS GET WORK FOR PLACES LIKE DPR, NNPC, MTN, HUAWEI, OTHER TELECOMS WORK, PLENTY BANKS, OIL AND GAS JOBS AND MANY MANY MINISTRY WORK INCLUDING CBN, EVEN IN THE MILITARY, SMALL BOYS BEGIN MARRY, MARRIAGE AGE REDUCE TO 26, EVERY EVERY DEY GROOVE, NOW MARRIAGE AGE FOR GUYZ DON GO UP TO 30 AGAIN, BOYS NO HAMMER, GIRLS NO MARRY AGAIN - DPR, NNPC AND MINISTRY NEVER RECRUIT ONE PERSON SINCE IM COMMOT DEM DEY DO HIDE AND SEEK WITH APPLICANTS - COME TODAY, COME TOMORROW. NO GROOVE, BOKO HARAM DON TAKE OVER SECURITY MATTERS, DR PATIENCE GO-SLOW DON DAMAGE ECONOMY CARRY GIVE OKONJO AND SANUSI. DAMBURUBA!!! THUNDER FIRE CORRUPTION PPLE THEM[/size]