₦airaland Forum

UnimkeAk:
Which kind benz u d drive sef?

U feel say na 2 drive padded 190

With ur head like " cup"

Am a "C" and " E " owner...

4C2215131:
2007 S65 AMG! Watch me burn rubber!

Heard this spec is hard to maintain esp when it comes to spare part availability..how tru?

omenka:
Lolm just saw his. The quite similar indeed.

Double coincidence.. of profile...

Op forget o! this folks have enuf to waste..go their country see.

koboko69:
The FG claimed there was a drop of 1000MW of electricity, i beg to differ, as there have been total blackout in 90% of Nigeria as a country. Even some military formations i know to enjoy as much as 18 hours luxury of electricity barely have 5 hours now. Rains are going...its the time to blame electricity drop on pipeline vandalism once again. Its only a wicked and saTANic brain that will vote this government once again.

*comes down from palm wine tree and clears throat...*

calm down guy..no be today...

*goes bk atop*

DLioness:
Mtchwwwwwww Maganan banza kawai... Akuko iberibe... Stinking assertns.

Ur hausa sharppppp like razor..

iterator25:
its official, the world hates nigeria

But we may triumph over them as and when practicable in some spheres or facets of life..like the nifty cure for ebola,to an extent that the world cower at nigeria inwards coz they are just too shy to show it outwardly going by the way they'v pride themselves with being " the best in all"

They are just confused.

sexyseun:
mine was 150Naira, had to deposit it to balance the deficit of 150 so as to complete it as 1,000Naira

muhahhhahahha...serious?

Tokunbohkinibig:
All photographers in the house are invited to share their works, experiences and of course obstacles. I ll be uploading some of my pictures in a bit but busy at moment.

I guess you didnt see my rejoinder coz the MOD' s wouldnt want it shown to you at the romance section...

i never knew u MUMU pass cow self..

Your birth certificate is an apology
from the condom factory.coz ur legitimacy spells ur mannerisms and mental status.You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen.
Your so monomaniacal about my assertion on matrimony.Just coz urs is not going well doesn't mean u should come out here and put up meaningless response.I keep saying this: am ashamed of you.Married with 2 kids and cannot see why ur better than those not married shows you don't have a mind of your own..You think like your third leg,which is equally as dumb as u.Enlightenment is the key to moving forward. The mind
is illuminated with the truth. Stupidity is the absence
of reasoning.so charlie you need an enlightenment transplant dum dum..

Fraih:
Really Nairaland has been a great Land
A land flowing with Milk and honey and also with bitterleaf and bitter kola,
Personally, I visit nairaland for information, updates and most especially fun- those kinda comments that will get you ROTFL
Its however suprising when I check some profiles and see the months spent on nairaland(6months + in the space of 24months), see the way others comment on new posts the minute its posted, and I conclude that a lot invest time on Nairaland everyday- u even see some write a comment at midnyt, dem no dey sleep !
But realy, can you do without Nairaland? For hours, weeks, days?

Milk n honey..just as mentioned.

Tokunbohkinibig:
@Mutuwa, waoh!!! That unmarried guy sounds more intelligent than you going by your posts here but that is not my purpose of being here.

I am here to correct that disgusting assertion right there in your post that " a married man is ahead of unmarried man". What arrant nonsense!!! What necessitated that assertion in the first place?

I am married with 2 kids does not put me ahead of my friends. They all have their priorities and when the right time comes, they would settle down with women of their choices. Most of them are even richer than most of us who are married; living more fulfilling lives than married ones. 80% of marriages today are in nothing but shambles but everybody pretends as if things are perfect.

I was on Lunch break with a colleague and he was making jest of his best pal who was yet to marry then and we all laughed over it but before we parted ways, I remember telling him that your marriages is 100% perfect does not mean it won't pack up tomorrow. I said that to him jokingly and frankly in a way, he stopped for few seconds and thought about what I just said to him but decided to move on. And surprisingly, he has been asked to leave home by his glorified wife just 2 months after having that conversation. He is asking me if I could accomodate him for the time being, just dis Friday. The moral of my colleague's story is that being married does not make you better in any way than unmarried guys out there.

Guys of 21 century set their priorities first before marriage and I guess you gat that

If you have throughly gone though your "wisdomless" writeup,you will notice that you have left some innuendo's in it.

Before you go nude again before a populace of reasonable people,let me direct you from your misdirected and overt mentality..

I still hold the position that a " married man is ahead of a non married man".You giving it a financial attachment shows the kind of person you are, barely managing and non contented with whatever the almighty has provided for u.Little wonder you come here to discharge your frustrations.

Secondly,married with 2 kids and still reasoning and writing in a wayward manner without deep thinking makes you a daffy.its a shame.Just coz you see some few unmarried ones doing well,doesn't mean the creator doesn't like u( maybe you alone) but the lord gives wealth to whosoever he likes,so plz,wait for your tym.look at those ur more better than and thank ur creator for your status and not stupidly loking at those ahead of u " financially" it only makes u an ingrate (as metaphorically put down in this "thing" you wrote)

Lastly,you mentioned that " when the right time comes,they will settle with the right women of their choice"
Why wont they just forget about the marriage and live life from the comfort of their wealth? Oooo! So at least every sane and humane being wants to marry finally?why is it key to them.

Plz allow your human intellect ( if any) to flow and capture reality.A married man will always be ahead of a non married man..learn to think deep plz and not from your ignorance lad.

mydex93:
help every1...this guy is a scammer..i sent him 1k for the mtn 1g data plan....immediately he got d card,he erased all his data on whatsapp and switched off his fone..plzzzzz beware of him ooooooooooo....he has even just changed his moniker

Ooooooooooooo! Why na..? How did u fall for such cheap hoax?

They can spy as long as they want..they can never play the role of the almighty..alot of people are still not under the rader.

Spying since pharaohs' regime.

I have a friend who falls under no 15.
Insult him from mornin to night he wil just smile at you consistently.Av never seen or heard anyone who says he/she haa seen d guy flare up.

Well lets hope the police do their work diligently,coz they are the prosecuting body which in most cases stall the crooks or subtle their offense with the aid of some few naira notes. Av seen and heard so many cases like that,where d molester confess to d offense but only for the FIR to carry " indecent assault" how painful..then they take d culprit to an " area court" not even a magistrate..

kennyslim1:
Nice development...its the maintenance that's going to count...nice one GEJ

According to "someone" he said the project will revert bk to the govt after 25yrs,the chinese intend to maintain and operate it thru out the said years.

Gracias...no be lie
But more dey wey u never mention o!

KiddaBlingzz:
hehehe
first off, i did not post it.

and about relying on this kinda posts i don't.
i knew more than 90 percent of the contents before i even saw the post.

keep in mind, you are not ahead of me

you can't tell a wussbag of a guy to be himself na you and i know say he no go see babe date na.

and, congrats on your marriage. be a good and faithfull husband.

and as for your course, i no want i neva wan marry

first off..am not refering to the Op's post as yours o! i ment your post that i quoted.

a married man is ahead of a non married man..u will never know until u get there.All the literature you hear about marriage is some one else's intellectual exericise and personnal expirence which may at the same time be his/ her own collection of f**k ups..

tnks for your input however and plz start graphing out how to get married.dnt shy away from it,tho i may not know ur motif for "i never wan marry"
but shaa...think am bros..e better pass the abiku/ ogbanje approach releationships take shape this days.

Dopeyomi:
Sir wetin уσυ come dey find for here





Na people ℓιкє уσυ dey use Facebook at age of 55






No harm intended sir.. Ju̶̲̥̲̣̅̊st my serene observation!

ah na the norms b dt my guy..am still a young man..and virtually can take another 3...I still de screen d ones wey de apply.I no de even use facebook self.

April07:
Try all this one with me eh, you go just fail exam.

Bad boy look ke... he squinting like someone with eye problems and cannot close ur mouth..

Nice one ma..

KiddaBlingzz:
follow that be yourself crap and watch your buddies get all the hot chicks while you hug your pillow every night

Young lad..you de post and relay on ur posted crap(s)..av been married for 6yrs now! Am ahead of you..and guess what?The chics are still after me..how?am just myself and never relied on craps (such as ur post)
I don't hoard ideas,I may tutor or counsel you as and when practicable,young lad.
Apply when ready ohk..

Why must one have to spark attention self? Be ur self and people will be attracted to you naturally.

Nepotism...it was all a contract.

missEmjay:
I detest private lesson(its extra burden to me), and I didn't have much to spend on books and practicals so I usually didn't mind when I'm sent of those classes. Moreso, I was a very good girl so my name is hardly in any noise maker list.

So tru.was sent out of classes too due to non availability of textbooks esp in literature class.
Was a good boy too,but my name de appear with stars self.

As salaam Alaykum WW. You will know you are getting attached to the duniya when...

1. You don't plan your time around salah time.

2. A whole day or two passes and you don't open your Quran because you are too
‘busy’.

3. You care so much about what people say about you.

4. All you care about is how to accumulate more and more wealth.

5. You argue unnecessarily when you are told something you are used to doing is haram.

6. You keep on delaying good deeds -I'll do it tomorrow,or the next, etc’.

7. A new gadget comes out and you’re already thinking what you’re going to sell to
obtain it.

8. The lives of celebrities interests you.

9. The life style of the rich impresses you and you crave for such.

10. You want to be the centre of attention.

11. You compete with each other for worldly things.

12. Your thirst for power and glory cannot be quenched.

13. You fall into depression each time you don't get what you want.

14. Minor sins don't really mean anything to you.

15. You aren't able to stop the haram immediately and keep on procrastinating and delay taubah.

16. You aren't ready to displease people to please Allah.

17. You care a lot about what is in vogue (You want to belong).

18. You plan far far ahead into the future.

19. Seeking for Islamic knowledge comes secondary (that's if it ever comes) after pursuing your future career.

20.Your friends aren't the type that remind you of Allah.

21. You regard people as successful according to their status in this world.

22. A whole day passes without you thinking of death.

23. You can afford to waste so much of your time doing things that wont benefit you in the hereafter.

24. Doing acts of ibadah becomes very difficult for you.

25. You cant seem to be able to change your extravagant lifestyle despite knowing Allah dislikes the extravagant.

26. You love visiting the lands of the kuffar.
27. You are told about the dangers of consuming riba yet you argue that this is
the only way you can survive. You add that if you find a better halal income you’ll
change.

28. You want to live life to the fullest.

29. You care so much about your physical appearance.

30.You believe the end of time is still far far away.

31. You see things happening to others and you don't stop to think it could happen to you too.

32. You bury the dead yet you don't learn anything from it.

33. You want to ‘make ends meet’ by all m. eans.

34. You are always in a haste to finish your prayer and continue with what you are doing.

35. You don’t think that today could be your last day

36. You are solely comforted by luxury (not by the remembrance of Allah)

37. You don’t ask Allah for paradise the way you ask for your duniya..

I am not also free of some of these All we need do is to evaluate our deeds and actions cos Allah forgives and He is truly merciful. May he continue to be our guide

Islam is a complete way of life.

yhermmie:
Nice writeup. I'm proud to be a muslim!

Nice and Pretty
Jzakallahu.