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The ones that come late without exams cards
And the ones dt rush when told to put up pens

SlimSkipper:
bros abeg na u post dis topic?

Bros na u b the first to comment?

misshoree:
Have you ever stalked anyone on Nairaland,If yes ,who was it?


Mine is agybabe-I stalked your diary and
Seun-I stalked your profile

*comes down from palm wine tree to talk*

Stalking u Op and..." Later shaa

*goes back atop*

Nice one

Copy and paste friends be like:

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014).

Skol days..eyyah!

*starts coming down from palm wine tree*

No matter the amount of water wey zebra take baff,e no go ever remove the lines wey de en body.
Black is beautiful.It was out of darkness that light was created."B" comes before "L".

Enahi:
How am I thinking outside the box?

This question(s) u raised are born out of intelligence gathered thru ur own personal experience and maybe that of peer.The ability for you to fuse ur experience with reality and agree with your self about the truth is what makes u an intelligent being..and he who is intelligent my dear,thinks outside the box.

*Oooo! Who be this*

With their weak/inferior immune system..?

Enahi:
I sincerely want to know what the roles of a boyfriend are in a relationship? I sincerely don't see nothing good in it. At times I always end up asking myself the following questions:

I ask myself at times what's the essence of been in a relationship?

What's the point of opening my virgina for someone am not married to?

What's the big deal about sex when I will have too much of it when I eventually get married?

Been there done that and I feel relationships ain't worth it,perhaps I haven't met a good guy. What do you think?

Your beginning to think outside the box.

Indeed
But the media will always be counter productive.War is business for some people,and those who control d world are the arm dealers and those in charge of the media.However, the love of money,women and a bottle of wine maybe all for a season but last for a while.
Prayer is everything

chymystique:
These your reasons are for "Girls" and not "Matured Women" .......

Ur reasons are true though but the problem is they dnt make good boyfriends.. So watchayasay Mr OP?

So so true of you ma.

Oh boy villains were more in d 60's.. bad guys like blofield in one of the james bond movies where its only his hands u see n his cat,Jaws,Dr no.

pinkycute:
Well am in that #Mess right now, and my guy is kind of angry because I told him about my pasted relationship ( and that has give me a sleepless night ) for some days, and I've come to understand that, some guys don't really disserved to know the Truth but #Lies...
Well, my questions is this;
Why do guys always get jealous ?

Not all are..and am one of them..

I climb palm wine tree n take deep breathes.

Termo cool ad...

AfricanApple: exactly o, because people offer uses of library and see dat its a bit simple they underrate it alot, not knowing the main course itself needs intelligence. though some of d courses offered could be a bit flexible but d practical courses needs diligence

Funny enuf i was offered d course in 2002 i remember but declined.

amaprincess: One thing i like about this section is, there are so many matured minds here.
Some said marriage is sweet, beautiful and all that, but even with all the sweet comments couples give about their marriages, we still see high rate of divorce, violence and separation.
In the society today, you see so many matured men and women due for marriage, but there are not given it consideration at all.
so many are scared. others, lost interest due to horrible heart break experiences and so many reasons.
i know marriage is not a do or die affairs, but it looks good and mystery some how. imagine two people with different upbringing, background. coming together to tolerate each other, Iive as one till the end of time, it looks amazing.
Now to those already in their marriage, pls enlighten us.
1. how do you feel being married? do you feel chain/tied down by one person for the rest of your life, or how do you see it?
2. what are the things that happen in marriage that change everything forever. like sins that cant be forgiven. its common with men once a women cheats, its unforgivable. although i dont support cheating either.
3. what words of advice can you give a young man/lady who desire marriage but scared. based on what you are experiencing now either positive or negative. what can you tell someone who is afraid of entering into marriage, so he/she don't fail (divorce).
pls honest contributions pls
Thank you.

Its good if its good..and really bad when its bad..are u married ma?

Marriage is a contract where a man looses his "Bachelors Degree" and a woman gets her "Masters"

He said: "I'm married for fifteen years and we never had an argument" Shaykh says: "I guess you are not staying with your wife I'm sure. Because even the best man had misunderstanding with his wives.

Boy: "Dad, what's the difference between mum's tears&wife's tears?" Dad: "Mum's tears hurt the heart&wife's tears hurt the pocket

Why do couples shake hands on their wedding day? It is a norm and formality with all boxers, they shake hands before the fight begins

A man entered his room and saw his wife looking at their marriage certificate and he said, "are u cherishing old memories?" The wife said' "no, I'm looking for the expiry date"

A boy asked his father, "Abba, what is the price of marriage?" The father said, "Son, I don't know because I'm still paying.

A man asked his doctor, "what is the medicine for a long life?" The doctor said, "get married" d man said, "does it work?" The doctor said, "I don't know but it will remove the desire for long life from u".

Gentlemen and ladies,The secret to a happy marriage is not in wedding the perfect partner but rather in loving the imperfect partner "Perfectly Well"

Return of the Mac shek

The US Navy has developed a radical new fuel made from
seawater.
They say it could change the way we produce fuel - and allow
warships to stay at sea for years at a time.
Navy scientists have spent several years developing the
process to take seawater and use it as fuel, and have now used
the 'game changing' fuel to power a radio controlled plane in
the first test.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2599036/The-plane-powered-WATER-US-Navy-reveals-radical-new-game-changing-process-power-jets-boats-seawater.html

Therefore,they dont need our oil any more,or maybe for the time being.

msmon: To be honest, some politicians are honest. I can't say about that of a prostitute because I don't know any of them.

very true...
just imagine a virgin LovePeddler..WHAT.. its more like what the blind ma saw..

I thought they are the worlds best..well make sure they quarantine them too before the come and go with more dire consequences..