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Politics › Re: Breaking: Boko Haram Renames Captured Adamawa Town, Mubi, “madinatul Islam” by Mutuwa(m): 7:21pm On Nov 04, 2014

tit:
i get my rewards in al janah.
see, i can never lose.
but you arne, you are only after material things.
that is why you die.
nobody can save you.

Thank you humble muslim.The way I see it even ur aljannah is not certain if you choose to bury the quran underneath d sea and shamelessly think that nobody can save me... grin

Politics › Re: Breaking: Boko Haram Renames Captured Adamawa Town, Mubi, “madinatul Islam” by Mutuwa(m): 6:06pm On Nov 04, 2014

tit:
when?
when we dip the qoran into the sea.
how?
as we dip the qoran into the sea
why?
gasps, exasperated.
because we dip the qoran into the sea!

Good luck.. when "we" bury u in d sea aswell..

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Romance › Re: Every Lady Does This Pics (18+) by Mutuwa(m): 5:03pm On Nov 04, 2014

Elkewwty:
What gave you the impression that she's spying at what he is doing on phone?

Men and there dirty/rotten mind of thinking

curiousity killed d cat..

Politics › Re: Breaking: Boko Haram Renames Captured Adamawa Town, Mubi, “madinatul Islam” by Mutuwa(m): 5:00pm On Nov 04, 2014

tit:
Madinatu Islam.
Cool.

I have been thinking of what we shall rename Lagos when we capture it.
Mukinatu Islam?

when?
how?
why?

Nairaland General › Re: You Never Know What A ‘little’ Act Of Kindness Can Bring To You. Read These by Mutuwa(m): 4:56pm On Nov 04, 2014

kindness begets kindness no matter how minute.

Romance › Re: Annoying Things About Guys Ladies Don't Like by Mutuwa(m): 9:43pm On Nov 02, 2014*

What "Most" guys hate that girls do.. ( rejoinder)

1. They take forever to get dressed.

2. They get to blame their bad moods on "that time of the
month" every single time they are in a bad mood (multiple
times a month)

3. The excited screams (not the dirty ones, the ones where
they see a celebrity or a new handbag)

4. They have to go shopping in every single shop they see.

5. They spend forever in clothes shops and make-up shops.

6. They fuss about their appearance every second of the day.

7. They call you embarrassing even though they are the
ones who make a scene in public and fuss over all the little
things.

8. They have a go at you if you're taking them somewhere
like a restaurant or hotel for driving slow/having a "long
shower"/watching television when in fact you could have
been there on time if they didn't get changed three times at
home.

9. They make you feel guilty by playing the victim even if
they are in the wrong.

10. They have to have the "latest" fashion an what was in
last week simply isn't good enough any more!

11. being high maintenance

12. wear those stupid Ug boots (only other girls find them to
be "cool" NO guy over the age of 14 likes them, they look
ridiculous.)

13. wearing gigantic sunglasses that cover half the face

14. thinking any celebrity is a role model

15. uneducated

16. lack confidence

17. trashy

18 disrespectful to parents and elders

19. smelly

20. needy.

21.not having a good sense of humor

22.not having a semi-dirty mind at least some of the time

23. Them GO Won Argue...

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Romance › Re: Seven (7) Very Silly Things Guys Should Stop Doing To Ladies by Mutuwa(m): 8:49pm On Nov 02, 2014

lirusehn:

The same Dawg wud cry blue murder if her joblezz BF doesn't call her to hear her voice

Thank u jare..u no turn look dem e pain dem..u no send dem when dem de do their initial gra gra to catch attention u de mind ur biz dey say ur gay/ rude...u look admire they post things like this.. huh

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Romance › Re: Is There Any Lady Who Isn't Fake? by Mutuwa(m): 8:42pm On Nov 02, 2014

EroticAngelina:
is there any guy who isn't konjialised?

Meeeee...

Romance › Re: Reasons Mr Right May Never Show Up? by Mutuwa(m): 7:22pm On Nov 02, 2014

Over stretched initial gra gra and shakara..

Nairaland General › Re: [breaking News] Earth Will Experience 6 Days Of Total Darkness December 2014! by Mutuwa(m): 7:19pm On Nov 02, 2014

Them don come again? Solar storm!!

Family › Re: My 1year Old Pic Of Me by Mutuwa(m): 10:28am On Oct 30, 2014

Innocent and sinless then...now.... grin

Commente reserve..

Family › Re: My 1year Old Pic Of Me by Mutuwa(m): 10:27am On Oct 30, 2014

Health › Re: What Do I Do? Denial Of Sex For Almost 16 Months Now. by Mutuwa(m): 12:14am On Oct 29, 2014

Prettypresh:
Pls no insults pls. Mod front page pls. Let me start by askin ds qustn, wen a woman is bn denied of sex by her husband for 16 months, dos it affect her emotionally and psychologically? B4 i delievrd we stopd bn intimate nd my baby is a yr plus 3 months nw, each tym d issue is bn raised he gets angry. Am jst so empty rite nw,dnt knw wat to do. Matured advice pls nd no insults o.

And ur quiet sure his not having it elsewhere? Else some thing is really wrong with him..in fact it's a ground for divorce (tho am not advising) but dts something within yourself.try talking him into seeing a psychologist,coz it's not normal,except if and only if he gets it outside,see a psychiatrist/ psychologist.

Nairaland General › Re: Which Child Is More Difficult To Raise? by Mutuwa(m): 6:49pm On Oct 28, 2014

Male o! As i write now my own de cry like as if na siren de blare.e de even thro punch self.

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Romance › Re: If You're A Lady, Do You Like Being Called "Baby"? by Mutuwa(m): 5:51am On Oct 28, 2014

coolscott:
I have sometimes felt referring to another as "baby" had a slight derogatory hue to it.
I would like the ladies to say when they like to be called "baby" and when they would take objection and why.
I'm only curious.

Them go like am..at least from some of their adorable faces,looks,voice and womanly behaviour they deserve am.The question is,is a guy really worth to be called same? Imagine a huge black guy all sweating with thick long beard and unkempt sideboard hair being called " baby" grin

I refer to my wyf as "babes" for close to 6yrs now..

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Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by Mutuwa(m): 8:03pm On Oct 27, 2014

Haaaaaa..

Romance › Re: 7 Mistakes Men Should Avoid When Getting Married by Mutuwa(m): 5:01am On Oct 27, 2014

Excerpt

After having so much trouble with her husband a woman decided She had had enough and wanted to quit. She went to the village to visit her mother to inform her of her decision.

After much complaining, she told her mum how she wished she had met someone like her dad, as her dad was caring and sweet and they had such a happy marriage.

The mum listened to everything she had to say, expecting her mum to start lecturing her about marriage this and marriage that.The mum told her to go rest since she had traveled a long distance.

''Go and rest my child'', she said ''tomorrow we talk.''

Next morning, when she got up she noticed her mum was up already and tidying up the house for the day. The mum said, please can you help me deliver these crates of egg to my friend on the other side of town while I prepare breakfast for your dad.

The eggs are very fragile so please do be careful. The woman got dressed and carried the crates to run the errand.

Upon her return, "Well", asked her mum,"Did you see the new bridge that was commissioned last week? Did you notice that the roads across the river has now been tarred? So you mean you also did not see the new shopping mall in the city centre?

The woman was embarrassed, and confessed that she had observed nothing. Her only concern had been not to break the eggs that the mum asked her to deliver safely.

"Then go back and observe the marvels of the town", said her mum.

Relieved from the burden of the crates of eggs, she returned to explore the town, this time observing the newly commissioned bridge, the new tarred road across the river and the beautiful shopping mall her mum had told her about.

When she returned she related in excitement everything she had seen. "Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you", her mum said:

"The secret to a successful marriage is to see all the beauty of the person you have married rather than focus on just one fault the person has.

You focused so long on the crates of eggs I gave you that you forgot to look around and marvel at the best of what was around you."

This woman went home with her bags as a new person. Even though her husband did not change, she was able to change her perspective and pay more attention to the good things he was doing.

Marriage is beautiful when beauty is looked for and cultivated.

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Nairaland General › Re: 8 Things To Remember When Everything Goes Wrong by Mutuwa(m): 4:57am On Oct 27, 2014

Wisdom

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Politics › Re: Amaechi Is A Liar. I Never Asked Him For Rivers’ Money - Patience Jonathan by Mutuwa(m): 10:03pm On Oct 26, 2014

There are 3 sides to this story.. amechi's,patience and the truth.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Is Not My Brother — Amaechi by Mutuwa(m): 11:06am On Oct 26, 2014

A fact undisputed.

Naija is the only country where the illogical supporters of the President are highly angry and intolerant of any criticism against the president! They never ever hold him responsible for anything and neither do they want anyone to hold him responsible for anything - they just love the name 'Goodluck' even though the goodness of the luck has not found expression in them! By the way, only gamblers depend on luck!

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Politics › Re: Obama Hugs Ebola Survivor, Nina Pham, At The White House by Mutuwa(m): 12:33am On Oct 25, 2014

How this tori take become tru? No be just by pic o! Anyone can put up anything in d media nowadays.. undecided

Islam › Re: Happy Islamic New Year 1436 AH To All Muslims by Mutuwa(m): 11:52am On Oct 24, 2014

Romanciella:
HAPPY NEW YEAR MUHARAM 1436AH
The new crescent of Muharam 1436AH signifying
New Islamic Year is expected to born on Thursday
23/10/2014CE.
The 1st Muharam and the
New Islamic Year 1436AH starts on Friday
24/10/2014CE.
The Muslim Ummah should endeavor to propagate
this and let the whole wide world know that there is
an Islamic month being celebrated this day.
Please start sending greetings to your loved ones
now and wish them
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I WISH EVERY MUSLIMS ALL OVER THE WORLD
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAY ALLAH LET US WITNESS IT AND MANY MORE IN
OUR LIVES. Pls share.

Politics › Re: Lend Your Voice To Fight Gorvernors To Actualize Lg Autonomy by Mutuwa(m): 7:36am On Oct 24, 2014

Seconded... Ungrateful and inglorious set of people milking dry LGA tey tey..

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Islam › Re: Happy Islamic New Year 1436 AH To All Muslims by Mutuwa(m): 7:33am On Oct 24, 2014

Jzakallahu..May we witness the best of a new hijira year,
In shaa Allahu .

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Romance › Re: She Always Slap Me by Mutuwa(m): 7:29am On Oct 24, 2014

cokacoola:
am 32 years dating a girl of 19 . we love and understand each other very well but anytime we having argument, she will give me a very hot thunderous slap , me will take it as been loved and letter she will beg me and we have make sex. but now it becoming really embrassing cus she slaps me everywere even in front of my friend.... please is this normal

@32 guy there are things innate in relationships that you should address,esp despicable acts like this,else one day she will give u a worst embarrassment of your life and recalling your lost image then would be too too late.As a Man what matters is your " personality,image and standing" in the society
Address this issue plz,its very abnormal for a teen to play super mario with an adult like u.
Regards

Crime › Re: GRAPHIC PIC: Guy Slits Girlfriend’s Throat, Had S*x With Her As She Bled To Deat by Mutuwa(m): 9:19pm On Oct 23, 2014

This guy no try at all..

Politics › Re: Yoruba Man Invades The White House In Washington Dc by Mutuwa(m): 5:02am On Oct 23, 2014

chiedu7:
I don't know what is happening to Nigerians these days.

First we had the Fulani/Hausa man Farouk who wanted to blow up his balls to take down a plane for Islam.

Now we have a Yoruba man 23-year-old Dominic Adesanya scaling the White Houses fence to head for an unscheduled meeting with Obama.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Fence-Jumper-Reported-at-White-House-280122732.html

I wonder who next the Igbo man, Efik man, Tiv man or what?

A Maryland man is in custody after jumping the White House fence Wednesday, just weeks after a similar incident prompted the director of the Secret Service to resign.

Officials said around 7:15 p.m., 23-year-old Dominic Adesanya climbed the fence on the North Lawn and got about 20 yards past it when he was taken down by Secret Service officers and K-9 dogs.

He (the igbo man) will attempt a kidnap on obama.. wink

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Car Talk › Re: Auto Policy: Stallion Motors Unveils Made-in- Nigeria Hyundai Grand by Mutuwa(m): 8:35pm On Oct 22, 2014

4C2215131:
Just keep believing and putting in work and prayers and I promise you that, that Beast of a car would someday be yours.

Appreciate..

Car Talk › Re: Auto Policy: Stallion Motors Unveils Made-in- Nigeria Hyundai Grand by Mutuwa(m): 7:56pm On Oct 22, 2014

4C2215131:
With regard to spare parts availability, that is not a headache for me. Place my orders directly and get it shipped in-straight from the source.

Waw...dts fantastic..i luv d "s" class n pray to own one soon.I own a "C" tho.
Nice one..

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