₦airaland Forum

*relaxed and waiting for girls to give reasons*

Karleb: Woman wrapping is a crime punishable by 10 strokes of cane, so think twice before doing it again. But for this one, we the anti-woman wrapping association pardon you.

Regards,
Anti-WW.

seconded
signed....
Head: Flogging Officer 1 Anti -WW

Library science
And
Any educational course..e.g Eng eduation,geography education etc.

18.. mhen i missed sec skol days...

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO FRONT PAGE THIS DAYS?

*back to palm wine tree top*

It was all ment to happen that way..

Seen at maitama abuja..

Arva: Who the f**k is that hungry looking man ? Guy must be joking hehehe.

Funny u.

mcdokwe: I had this lady I was in love with, a very exceptional woman by my estimation, but the major problems I had with usually stemmed from the swings. She could snap at almost anything and everything and would entirely through caution to the winds when venting it on me. She usually goes apologetic, but the most annoying part is she could snap and do worse things even in the process of apologising for the past bad behaviour.

I needed to understand her and know how best to follow issues and tried seeking out other females in a bid to understand the female species, but to my surprise, they mostly saw it as normal for girls to have mood swings that are uncalled for.

So please guys, do your partners have such terrible swings too and how do you deal with them?

Ignore them.And plz don't regret it.and if the ignoring ends the relationship please accept it that way.Life is just to short to leave the comfort of your life in the hands of one woman.

Years..Not even to die when;
2015 is Approaching,General Election is
Coming,PDP is Preparing, APC is Thinking, JEGA is
introducing, Jonathan is Compaigning, TAN are
Endorsing, Namadi is Smiling. Atiku is Contesting. Sule
Lamido is Declaring, Tabuwal is Consulting, Ribado is
Waiting, Shema is Planning. Kwankwaso is Working,
Fashola is Achieving, Ameachi is Hoping. Buhari is
Assuming. Obasanjo is Laughing, IBB is Regreting. BH
are Bombing, Unknown gunmen are Shooting. Security
Operatives are Runing, Civillians are following, Emirs
are Relocating, Poors are Praying, People are Crying,
Negotiator Stepen Davis is Acussing, FG is Denying,
Ihejirika is Speaking, Modu sherrif is Defending, Femi
Falana is Exposing, El Rufail is Tweeting, Poverty is
Increasing, Nigerians are Decreasing. Senate are
Approving, Tanko Yakassai is Enjoying, Shekarau is
Dancing,Sultan is Looking. Ebola is Going, Schools are resuming??

May God help us.

learning in sokoto pre independece.

No one else can give you the exact answers you need to be happy and successful.... There are many important answers only you can give yourself, through firsthand experience and self-reflection.... So, stop listening to what the world says you should want. Start listening to who you are. Once you’re tuned-in to yourself, a time will come when you finally get it.
When in the midst of life’s chaos and commotion you stop dead in your tracks and, from somewhere deep down, the voice inside your head cries out “ENOUGH!” This moment is the turning point that leads to happiness and success.

Nigeria my country.. May our enemies scatter into 2015 pieces by 2015

ICT xpert?


*back to palm wine tree top for better view*

kika23: Noooo..... I don't think it's healthy...

It was never healthy.

Lailerh: I'm telling you the truth see how we just derailed the thread

Ah toh! Thats fantastic..nagode.
Ki yi sallah lafiya.Allah kuma ya biya miki bukatun ki.
Sunana shamsudeen

princesstemi: I dnt ooooooo @ all dat why I want to knw more

Oh..

kika23: It's just wrong.... Really wrong...

Dnt u hv friends with benefits?

*climbing down palm wine tree with cutlass*
Where d snake de,mk i kill am...

No be lie o! Na only for naija fairly used products good pass new one..

Lailerh: wetin you want make I say

Hahaha..gaskiyar kawai...from d bottom of ur heart..
Ki ji tsoron Allah fa..

veave: don't say what you dont know. I remember obj did a lot for that flag guy. His family has been taking advantage of the poor old man, swindling his money and always trying to get sympathy every first October.

How would I ever know that ma..na everything person know
Anyways I believe u..coz on the same radio program,the hosts did open an account for him with GT or zenith(cant remember which ) and the hosts suddenly became pissed over irregularities on the part of his wards towards improper accountability of funds the public were donating to the account.
But for what you put forth?who would have known?

Midnight ravers
Burning and looting tonite.

infact ehn! a female colleague just offered to buy us some when i escourted her out to wuse 2.
they love junks no be small..

stinggy: Hope say u nor fall down

Naaa..i de kampe

Lailerh: a'a, haba dai

So ke good girl ne kenan I know u will say ' yes'

[quote author=fightforchange1][/quote]for nigerians,using crops dt look dead.

onila:

I have never told my mother if I am a virgin or not but

I was gisting her recently that the guy she met @ the bus stop asked me to sleep with him but I told him I was on my period

my Mum was like u shld have told him yr a virgin instead since you are

they always say a mother knows her child more than how a child knows himself-herself

she told me, she will buy me a marc jacobs watch for keeping my V

*she could be telling d truth o!*