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fightforchange1: Oh wow is that how that nigerians r?

Just a simile

Lailerh: my name naw Lailah

Meaning Night...suna mai kyau.but very rare.I use to know like 2 girls with such kinda name during my childhood days.but yaran ba sa jin magana.I ope ur not so too

olodoowoh: it wasn't as if that man is stvpidly crossing the road while the animal used the pedestrian bridge, the man didn't use the bridge because the animal was a wild animal and he could be eaten if he had used the bridge.

The animal is a mere domestic dog sir.
U and I know that this things happen even in naija,everyday people ditch the pedestrian bridge.if u never see,i de see them everyday.

marieolae: haha tell me about it

Conceptualize...

All this does not really count.just make sure one prays very well b4 marriage.
The secret to a happy marriage is not in wedding the perfect partner but rather in loving the imperfect partner "Perfectly Well"

Marriage is a contract where a man looses his "Bachelors Degree" and a woman gets her "Masters"


A boy asked his father, "Abba, what is the price of marriage?" The father said, "Son, I don't know because I'm still paying.

A man entered his room and saw his wife looking at their marriage certificate and he said, "are u cherishing old memories?" The wife said' "no, I'm looking for the expiry date"

Peace of mind,good s*x,good meals.

Lailerh: nagode

Toh me "moniker" din ki ke nufi?

This kind thread needs palm wine tree view for a good look

*starts climbing palm wine tree*

Lailerh: lol I'm Hausa

Wawwwww...kin hadu.

What difference does it make?after all the sweet togetherness and a little white lie?make she move on plz.some men are just tooo low when playing around with ladies.
I never joke with my marriage,every girl that knows me post marriage knows am married,i never hide the fact,talk more of declaring my wyf dead..
This guy suppose chop beating.

Your feelings when she gave u that tactical kick out is the same feeling most squatters hate to love.

Lailerh: death

*wakes up from slumber*

Hmmnn..ur Hausa must be good!

Elantracey: very very annoying .

Repulsively annoying.

Lailerh: do you know the meaning of your moniker

Yes o! But dnt know what it means to u..

*looks at thread and continues harvesting corn*

ceejayluv: Hehehe... I've seen one that scaled the fence cleanly and parked in a corner of the compound.

*falls from bed*

Its everywher o! Not just benin city

*watching closely atop dei dei pedestrian bridge.

Our fruits depicts the kind of people we are...dirty( in mind and sometimes physical)..dead and mix ups with the good,not too good looking and the rotten ones too (i wonder why they display them for sale)
Anyways one fact is that the African food crop may look dirty and dead,but its highly nutritious coz its very natural and NOT the fresh looking and eye catchy ones you see which are genetically modified with severe aftermath after consumption.

Things happen o!

No be small thing ..some animals self smart pass some humans..

At least he remembers the man's creativity.Shame on past leaders that didn't remark the old man in anyway.

I had listen to a radio program " brekete family" where the hosts of d show went down to his house to interview him.he had lost hope in the system,and his only dream was for him to get a house within the perimeter of the state secretariat.As he lamented,it brought bk good old memories of yesterday to him.This even his constituency senator or rep member could hv done,talk more the d governor of the state,past and present.

*still watching from palm wine top*

pontirock: When D Man Is Abt To Die?

yeh..when the guy is close to the grip of the grim.sha its a welcome development..tho its a shame to all past leaders that failed to acknowledge him.

How was life b4 google came?

Chaw master don die...Allah ya jikan musulmi.

Fact no 3 make sense..

Govt gives thru d front door,and collects tru d bk door.

Infact Gtbank messed me up on thursday,debited my account,assured me of a reversal in an hour,but latest 24 hrs..they never did.d nxt day i went only to be given a " dispense error form" to fill..up n till this moment nothing..

I still de wait tho..am getting infuriated.