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Politics › Re: PHOTO: 5 Deputy Comptroller Generals Of Customs Resign Unanimously by Mutuwa(m): 8:31am On Oct 30, 2015
The fear of hameed ali and kuje prison.
Phones › Re: N1.4trn Penalty Too Heavy To Bear – MTN by Mutuwa(m): 8:29am On Oct 30, 2015
when they have been stealing tactically since the year 2000?
Politics › Re: What Oby Ezekwesili Tweeted After Amaechi Was Confirmed As A Minister by Mutuwa(m): 8:18am On Oct 30, 2015
smuth:
As e be say you no go school... Make I explain wetin the guy dey talk about...he meant that "the irony of the whole incident that took place in the Senate is that despite the continuous postponement of Ameachi's Ministerial nomination pointing at the corruption petitions and cases hanging on his neck they still went ahead to confirm him a Minister. This is truely a shame on the so called "Elite" known as the Senators".

My take on the whole scenario is that the powers that be that Saraki was referring to some days ago are responsible for his problems with the Tribunal, they deliberately did it to tie his hands so that he becomes powerless and grante them their wishes by confirming their "men" as ministers. The next episode will be that Saraki will be cleared of all charges. Welcome to Nigerian politics.[/b][/size]
Thank you.. But you probably went to a road side school.
1. That guy is a she.. shows you were a truant in school
2. Your take.. didn't you understand that what I wrote down was my own opinion? shows you were not par with your contemporaries while in school.I am entitled to my own opinion whether right or otherwise.
I doubt if at all you finished school self.. grin
In relation to the inconsequential write up put up by you... I now gladly "floccinaucinihilipilificate " it.
welcome to wisdom 109 , where reading and observation will seriously do a great deal of harm to your ignorance wink.
Celebrities › Re: Miss Nigeria 1957 by Mutuwa(m): 8:23pm On Oct 29, 2015
When common sense had not left the minds of beauty pageants.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lol,how Many Guys Can Say Amen to this prayer? by Mutuwa(m): 5:11pm On Oct 29, 2015
SirDavico:
LOL Amen oo
Ditto

And again... AMEEN..

Ladies: May your sons/brothers/nephews be treated as such,the ways you treat other boys.
Politics › Re: What Oby Ezekwesili Tweeted After Amaechi Was Confirmed As A Minister by Mutuwa(m): 5:04pm On Oct 29, 2015
An indirect scold at PDP,I presume.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Arrives Bauchi In A Jet For Progressives Govs Forum..photos by Mutuwa(m): 11:28am On Oct 29, 2015
Charter jet..
Travel › Re: Nigeria Airways Plane Being Prepared For Take-Off In Ikeja, Lagos In 1969 (Pic) by Mutuwa(m): 3:41pm On Oct 28, 2015
then..
Romance › Re: I Look Down On Men That Eat Chocolattes And Sweets by Mutuwa(m): 6:16pm On Oct 27, 2015
*Eating and staring at op*

Keep looking down joor!

Politics › Re: That Awkward Moment When You're Asked To Define Corruption by Mutuwa(m): 6:11pm On Oct 27, 2015
Hahahahaha..
Simply adopt amechi style. Tactically dodge the question and give examples.
Thats all..
Romance › Re: Her Boyfriend Wants To Talk With Every Man That Call Her by Mutuwa(m): 5:38pm On Oct 27, 2015
Waw...
The girlfriend self is very tolerant I swear!
Romance › Re: What Makes Men Cry! by Mutuwa(m): 3:41pm On Oct 26, 2015
prettythicksme:
Real men dont cry grin grin
thank you.they only cry internally... grin
but anyone wey take alomo bitters,and e non squeeze face,that person no go fit cry even if en mama die.
Romance › Re: Advice For Singles Planning To Marry by Mutuwa(m): 3:31pm On Oct 26, 2015
grin

That awkward moment when you are an expert in giving relationship advice,but still single
Romance › Re: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by Mutuwa(m): 3:31pm On Oct 26, 2015
Hysmady:
Beautiful face biko..
ditto

me wey dey faint for slim girls self..
Crime › Re: SEE What Prostitute Did To Man Who Demanded Second Round Of Sex (PHOTO) by Mutuwa(m): 2:15pm On Oct 26, 2015
A trade mark for his future wife and kids to see and ask..
Politics › Re: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by Mutuwa(m):
angry

well,for Africa to move forward,the continent must be reviewed backwards.
African's must be innovative in the creation of what is "African" in nature and not something already executed.

however,they (whites) need us;tapping and stealing from our copious resources which they lack.

they maybe blessed,but Africa would have been more blessed if we mind our business and develop the "African" society,which THEY will never allow,because they always want to be ahead.

Scarcity=dependency=control. this is the formula they use to oppress us.
how then do one expect Africa to move forward and stop being tagged "Lazy fools"
Crime › Re: How I Hacked Into Bank Customers’ Accounts – Graduate (Pictured) by Mutuwa(m): 8:25am On Oct 26, 2015
u try..

anyways...

Car Talk › Re: 2006 BMW 325i Vs 2005 Mercedes Benz C240. by Mutuwa(m): 1:32pm On Oct 25, 2015
The groundnut eye may be common, but rugged to the core.Its sporty aswell,esp if you have the c240,heavy,but starts slow and finishes well in terms of speed.its a V6 with 12 plugs.what more do u want?
I have never used a Bavarian car,but I know one sure thing, benz would be a bit easier for u to maintain, and also their engines are designed to work good,even on high mileage, you just have to be constantly maintaining it.
Romance › Re: Mistakes Men Make When Approaching A Lady by Mutuwa(m): 1:25pm On Oct 25, 2015
Always about women..
Celebrities › Re: This Girl Danced With A Guy, See What He Did To Her Clothes – SMH PHOTOS by Mutuwa(m): 1:21pm On Oct 25, 2015
Hyper sensitive raise to power 10..
Nairaland General › Re: HE MISSED WORK, You Won't Believe What He Did Next(picture) by Mutuwa(m): 12:05pm On Oct 25, 2015
wink

Romance › Re: Does True Friendship Exist Between Guys And Girls? by Mutuwa(m): 10:51am On Oct 25, 2015
True friendship existed actually.And it will still exist,though in a micro sense.

What we see nowadays are fake friends and true enemies.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Obasanjo In Auto-crash, Condition critical by Mutuwa(m): 10:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
francoray:
The same road he ignored to repair throughout his tenure.

The same road had killed thousands of innocent Nigerians for the past 16years.

The evil that men do, live with with them
Nooooooo...
The evil that men do nowadays, scares even the devil.
Politics › Re: Judge’s Bid To Stop Saraki’s Trial Thwarted, DSS Director Rallies To Sarakis Aid by Mutuwa(m): 10:16pm On Oct 23, 2015
Either he stays or goes,one must happen.
Romance › Re: It Is Not Easy To Be A Virgin by Mutuwa(m): 5:14pm On Oct 23, 2015
delectablegyal:
M jez saying. Shout out to all the virgins out there. Even though the konji is strong, we are still holding on to our pride, we are nt letting it go. Because others are doing it does nt mk it right. Keeping ur virginity is the right thing to do, 4get what these non virgins say to u. No shaking.
#teamweddingnight.
Right is RIGHT even if YOU are the only one doing it.A wrong is a WRONG even if everyone is doing it.
Ride on..you are on track.
Don't be dissuaded. The almighty will always be with the righteous ones,no matter how difficult life and situations may be for them.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Pants Always Visible On Their Skirts? by Mutuwa(m): 5:04pm On Oct 23, 2015
Wetin carry ur eye go there. .? grin
Phones › Re: JUMIA Should Stop Scamming Nigerians(photo) by Mutuwa(m): 9:45am On Oct 21, 2015
augster:
Jumia is an online store where many sellers also sell their products. You were not scammed by JUmia but you were scammed by a seller on Jumia since the sdcard is not sold by Jumiia. So change the topic. Stop tagging these online stores "scammers"
I had been shopping with jumia since 2012 when they wer kasuwa.com,and up and till now,I have never been irritated by any of the merchandise I purchased.
However with their expansion to accomodate other sellers,jumia should be soley responsible for their actions,since u made the purchase via them and not tru anyone.
He should try sending them a discontentment email,and possibly fill out the return policy form,and have it sent back.I also suggest he does it on time,to avoid laches.
Politics › Re: When The Young Shall Not Grow In Nigeria [see Photo] by Mutuwa(m): 10:25pm On Oct 20, 2015
dhoryn:
where is it?
Right by me side.just state how you want it delivered.
Romance › Re: See Why This Guy Ended His Relationship ( PHOTO ) by Mutuwa(m): 10:21pm On Oct 20, 2015
You will have to prove that someone taught her,aside from fluke.
Its wrong,give her a benefit of doubt,and play the game again. grin
Romance › Re: 5 Sex Positions For Maximum Satisfaction(men And Women) by Mutuwa(m): 9:57pm On Oct 20, 2015
Vinshu:
Disclaimer: I am directing my post to married persons. Singles are still welcomed to try with their relevant partners. I shall not be held responsible for any damage, unwanted pregnancy, death or illness that may occur after reading and/or trying this. I hold no copyright or trademark for the information i put below! Alas, The following positions have been tested by relevant persons but not myself! so i cannot guarantee safety! Finally, I am not English, i'm Greek! So you should pardon my grammar smiley
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According to statistics and reviews, 68% of women do not attain gratification during intercourse. However, 98.99% of men do! Why is this? Most men(Boyfriends, husbands, rapists) are not usually concerned about the satisfaction of their partner only themselves. Although, some men really want their ladies to be satisfied but they dont know how. So here is a list of 5 great sex positions that would satisfy both! Shall the woman have an orgasm, chances that its fake, are slim! wink

1 - The butterfly position or modified missionary: With the woman on her back and her hips on the edge of the bed, the man penetrates her while standing. She then puts her legs over his shoulders and tilts her hips slightly upward. This gives a wonderful angle for cervical stimulation, with deep penetration that can produce some intense vaginal and uterine orgasms. With more shallow penetration, a man can stimulate the anterior vaginal wall to hit the center of gravity.

2 - Modified coital alignment technique: A couple starts off in missionary position. Once a man penetrates a woman deeply, he allows her to bring her legs together between his. He then shifts his weight slightly forward so that the shaft of his erection is producing firm pressure and friction on her clitoris as he moves. This works very well for women that prefer to have clitoral stimulation during penetration to reach a very powerful orgasm.

3 - Baring the scepter: Either partner can perform this technique, although the bottom person's hands may be more able to pull it off. Form a ring with thumb and forefinger around the base of the penis. Then pull down so the skin on the shaft is taut. This exposes more nerve endings and increases the penis' sensitivity. It can also help maintain his erection. Engage in intercourse with your hand still encircling the base to send his pleasure soaring

4 - The countertop: This is my favorite. It's when the woman is lying on her back on the counter or table while he enters standing. It's rough. There's pushing aside of papers, pepper shakers, which add to the sense of urgency and inappropriateness. It's easy to manoeuvre and move the woman to slide along the counter. There is still contact. He goes deep and feels in control. It works all the way around. The keys are clothing, stuff in the way and being in an open space. Still allows for connection while feeling dirty. It just works on so many levels. It's not about acrobats. It's about context.

5- The Pile Driver: This is a dangerous but very stimulating position. Very similar to that of the wrestling move!(The Pile Driver). There are many versions of this, but the most dangerous and most stimulating, is the other actual one! There is no vaginal penetration here but there is a Mouth Gig and a cunninglus at the same time. So both participants would be stimulated at the same time!!! What makes it hot, is the fact that its a Vertical 69! Statistics report that 78% of women reach orgasm within 5 minutes just with this alone! I wonder how true that is.

So Nairalanders, give it a try with your partner tonight! Again, i am not a doctor so i wont be held responsible for any damages(Especially the pile driver)

Enjoy smiley
From experience, which is the best?
Politics › Re: When The Young Shall Not Grow In Nigeria [see Photo] by Mutuwa(m): 9:55pm On Oct 20, 2015
dhoryn:
The young shall grow when the old are ready to die.
Take chilled pepsi abeg..
You are on track..

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