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abi them they follow the guy from him village ?why can't he explain?

forgiving terrorists is an act of the almighty,but fixing their appointment with the almighty is the responsibility of the government.
up and till this moment no major terrorist has been interrogated to have implicated a major stakeholder(s) in the terrorism camp.why kill the small ones who know the key players?

BTW what is Mismanaged interrogation?

interesting.

well i believe in fair hearing.

corruption is like a tree with extended branches,cut the root and the whole big tree falls.
cut the branches and they grow back more good looking than the older branches on it.

meanwhile I make do one sharp deposit.

Hannysmilez:
Oh,I now get. I'll check it out myself since it's funny.

please do,its very hilarious 99.9 wazobia FM.

Hannysmilez:
This your pidgin too strong for me oh. Bring it down to my level please.

there is this very interesting program "dem say dem say" on wazobia FM every weekdays from 9pm to 10 pm. the moniker for the host of the program is "DJ expensive",a hilarious and motivating person,who would, at the slightest provocation,misbehavior or misfeasance break a bottle on one's head (in a virtual sense tho)
so when I saw "them say dem say" in your write up,I quoted you thinking you are acquainted to the program.

Sparrow13:
this your name, may it visit all them haters

by the grace of the almighty it will,weda them like am or not.
thanks

Hannysmilez:
You ma and amebo. Someone told you they saw her going into the other guy's room,you did not confirm and it's already on nairaland. Them say,dem say. Confirm first before you make us insult her and she winds up being innocent.

e be like say expensive go confirm one bottle for en head abi?

Uchwilliam:
I have this young girl that i like.she likes me too nd never disturb me for moni but knows i‘m not financialy ok.also she said she is a virgin nd let her be(with doubt of cos)
The issue here is dat there is a guy she told that always disturb her to be his gf nd she refused but d guy continued pestering her.she evn abused him one time the guy is rich but promiscous nd stay closeby.
Recently sb told me that she visited this guy in his room.

I take it you are not certain if she likes you or not,for you to have put up this thread.From experience,young girls really don't know where the shoe pinch, up and till they find themselves in the middle of the ocean and cannot swim ashore,that is when they express contrite try to fall back to that good old "mumu" they jettisoned few years back.

Young girls are attracted to riches,trends and anything akin to luxury,(even the so called village type).forget whatever they may tell you,if your not equal to the task,they will jilt you for a better somebody.blame it on peer or parental pressure or the immediate environment,you won't be mistaken.
As long as there is a mugu close by, and financially buoyant than you,as insinuated,start thinking of a plan "B".

To be frank,dating a young girl,requires ages of patience,perseverance and pro activeness (tho not all o!) else you will take more than two sachets of drip.

so the myopic prophet did not see a blockade from Zimbabwe abi?
their prophecy is always from the devil,because it is always negative.

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avelock:
The fear of the 504 owner the beginning of wisdom

hahahahaha... fuuny you.actually when he left kaduna state he had a honda 86 model and a nissan blue bird. I learn't that some one dashed him an accord 2008 o!

girly00zero:
I never applaud ignorance but for your sake I'd happily make an exception.
At least I can't draw such dehumanising comparison and risk sounding like a simpleton even with my aforementioned half brain.
Half of my brain would comfortably support a dozen of yours since its only function (of your brain obviously) is to substantiate evidence that half of mankind reason through the ass hole.
Good day.

including stench ass holes like yours chump.listen bimbo,reading can do a great deal of harm to your ignorance.It is evident that you are a cheap filth,glaringly lucid from your write up.Having a half brain,is like half literate,and half literacy is worse than full illiteracy.May your journey through Idiocy, superficial and absurd ways of life be properly accelerated.You are more cold than a nudist on an ice berg,and more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.
slowpoke dog on nairaland.
keep barking I have a factory of stones which are inexhaustible.

Good day charlie.

analogue ministers.. hahahaha.. I like that name.

waw..the military had really been infiltrated.

girly00zero:
For you to draw such comparison in the first place goes a long way to invalidate your position as a living being in this jet age and proves unequivocally your position and right of descent with the Neanderthals.
And of course I understood the scenario. Any body with half a brain would.

I reiterate,that for you to have understood the scenario,(which am not contesting) and of course, with your half brain,makes you wayward.

kingsolex:
guy u fall my hand o, u sure say u read that write up soo

with lai mohammed on that list ffk and olisah metuah (mutuwa) will die of heart attack with little or no time..

Do you know that 'and' is conjuctive in nature?
If you will agree with me,you would know that name in brackets' mutuwa' which happens to be my moniker and (which HE CLAIMS he never knew some one on this forum had such moniker) falls under the line of insult.

Secondly..,anyone who reads the aforestated sentence giving it it's literal meaning would see that mutuwa my moniker falling under the line of insult which after wards,he came out to write that it's a name his hausa folks call "metuah" in the stead.

For better comprehension it ought to have made to all and sundry including me, to understand that it was a moniker for metuah if it were couched this way; with lai mohammed on that list ffk and olisah metuah aka (mutuwa) they, will die of heart attack with little or no time..

saintkash:
now I know ur pain. ..I don't think I have ever heard anything to do with u before. .. if u read my post well, I only referred to chief olisah metuah as olisah mutuwa as my hausa frnd calls him... hw would I know dat a brainless maggot somewhere dat can't read to understand will read personal meaning to it... omg.. oya sorry mr mutuwa. . this is only place I refer to u as mutuwa.

Guy. .you insulted me period.You are even as confused as a rat in a market square..if you cannot understand that,then am not mistaken,you are indeed a love child, squalid, absurd,a daft and probably has gone astry due to your status frustrated nature.

am now acquainted to a down syndrome charlie,whose own comprehension confused him and yet thinks he is subjectively right,while being objectively WRONG,due to his erroneous type of brain and conscience.

BUT for the fact that u now know that you have insulted me,though inadvertently done, I have already forgiven you too aswell.May the Almighty forgive us all..
Morning chump.

ikaboy:
See who is accusing someone of filthy brain, yet cannot comprehend a simple write up. I weep for the so called future leaders.

I weep for you too and ur unborn generation. Are also a love child? Coz you do have a trait of one.
Ediott .

saintkash:
the only reason why I'm replying u is dat u r idiot with filty brains that can't comprehend a simple comprehension. .... I ll only advice that u read my post very well n if u still don't understand it, show it to a true fan of PMB and u ll probably get the msg unless ur frnds are idiots and brainless like u..


am a buharist, I voted for him, even if he chooses to appoint PEJ as minister I ll still support his decision. so mr mutuwa I guess dats ur name ryt... just take ur time and read my post very well ok before u display ur illiteracy on NL...

I have forgiven u already even before ur apologies. .

NB..
pls don't wonder why I didn't insult ur father, mother or even grandfather as u did... it's simply because I luv and respect my parents and I was thought by my parents not to abuse any body's parents. . Cheers. .
PMB till 2023.

One of them love children of nairaland.U quoted my moniker and insulted me,now you want to cleanse yourself by tactically trying to add more insults again..hey love child listen..reading can seriously do a great damage to your ignorance ohk..
I understand from the way you write that your status frustrated,its not my problems.if you like sleep with buhari i don't care you insulted me and I put up a rejoinder 1-1 .
Please look for dad and ask him for manners.I will be glad to assist in recovering some damages from the condom factory in your stead,if only you can prove you know where ur dad is ..
Donkey..

Keep barking..i have a factory of stones.

NB your soo studippid that even your own comprehensions confuse you.
Shame.

girly00zero:
I can't for the life of me believe you just compared sexual intimacy with cleaning ears with buds.
Get some class, honey.

For you to even understand the scenario makes you very wayward. Get some class baby.

Ximonak:
truth be told I just wonder when would it reach our turn, govern by the past for the past...

why is George Bush, Clinton etc not back in government in the US, but you will hear young vibrant chaps that the old ones are supporting.

I propose a change in our constitution that if you serve as a govern,senator etc in any party, you can't serve again in government if you like switch to another party

I really concur with you.but these old folks won't go down without a fight.and am sure not all the youths would want to join this change pattern.

saintkash:
"Politics is a participatory thing, if all the
ANGELS are in Church and Mosques and we leave
politics to POLITICIANS then where are we
expecting the President to find Angels to
appoint from? If you didn't contribute in
Anyway to the events that led to his emergence
why are you looking for any reward? If
AMAECHI risked his life and freedom, FASHOLA
helped lead the campaign, FAYEMI wrote Policy,
OGBE and DAMBAZZAU had been trusted
advisers to the president when nothing was sure
and LAI MOHAMMED single handededly handled
and dismantled the well oiled PDP propaganda
machine; how do you expect him to appoint your
uncle even if he is an "angel"? Abeg make we
hear word Jare, ABEG show me who be angel for
Obodo Nigeria.... Make I add my own: I love the
fact that Rotimi is on that list to keep some
people SAD for a long time to come."



with lai mohammed on that list ffk and olisah metuah (mutuwa) will die of heart attack with little or no time..


keep ur insults to urself and don't dare quote me unless you are a foot soldier or a Saint.

pmb till 20--

What is this Ediottt saying..PMB till sense get into your filthy brain.As dogs like you keep barking we shall keep on throwing stones.I voted PMB,whatever the case maybe even if he dines and wine's with satan direct,as long as he has a sober period to DO THE RIGHT thing..he is far better than your grandfather the mad drunkard from otueke.
Donkey..wailing will only accelerate your journey to HELL..

Greyworld:
Oboy forget positve or negative talks. Enough of the old people.

"Whatever happens to leaders of tomorrow"?


This is another getrontocracy..... Government of the aged.

This is the kind of sense I wanted all and sundry to understand. Old folks are filled up with old ideas.keep them off leadership.they ruled the country at a very young age and are back for season 2 again.Other countries think high above poles.People are exploring new planets, going for space exploration, energy,cybernetics etc, Nigeria's are still climbing palm wine and falling on their backs and can't get up,and thats they die.

LadyCherish:
Mutuwa your name though..

Dont u just love the moniker?

suwalee:
dis killed me jeeeez ua wicked

Ear no de itch u to clean..i mean the ear underneath. .talk true o! Except if u be sign board

this malnourished guy..get the real big fishes plz.

henrylowe:
Sequel to the thread created by Prof Tosyne2much, i decided to bring up a counter thread

Not only guys behave naughty. As a matter of fact, ladies are also guilty


1. Just because many of them ave only sex to offer, they wait for pay back by taxing u

2. They tell their friends u are lazy in bed

3. They try to start controlling your life after get under ur boxers

4. They start acting like ur wife after getting under your boxers

5. At any slight provocation, they make reference to it. That is, only if you did not sleep wit me

6. When dey get under your boxer & you mess up, they go unclad at midnight&start raining curses on u

7. They take dangerous medicine. Some use alabukun and 7up after getting under your boxers

8. They push another person's pregnancy on your neck, just because they have gotten under your boxers

9. They start treathening you with marriage, saying that calamity will befall u if u fail to marry them

10. Feel free to add the last one

cc
Tosyne2much
Lalasticlala

11. In summary whether they got under a guys boxers or a guy got under their pants;THEY WILL STILL BE THE ONES RUNNING AFTER THE GUY.

recall the ear and cotton bud scenario from the initial thread? The ear would always liked to be cleaned,whether its dirty or not,so long as it itches,even after a shower.THE EAR ALWAYS ENJOY BEEN CLEANED BY THE COTTON BUD.
***its a man's world***