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Romance › Re: 9 Choices Happy Couples Make by Mutuwa(m): 3:39pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mehn..no lies all the points are flawless (for me though)
Nice one Op..am.sure you are one happy woman too.
Romance › Re: 20 Crazy Facts About My Great Country Nigeria. by Mutuwa(m): 7:35pm On Oct 10, 2015
Politics › Re: Heavy Military Presence In Ikorodu by Mutuwa(m): 7:26pm On Oct 10, 2015
undecided

Make we learn small abeg..

FACTS ABOUT AFRICA


1. The Gambia has only one university.

2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only spanish speaking country.

3. South Africa is the most visited African country.

4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.

5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of all time, he received about £350,000 weekly in Russia in 2011.

6. A person from Botswana is called a Motswana, the plural is Batswana.

7. A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho.

8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien.

8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a Burkinabe.

9. Nigeria has won more football cups than England.

10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the world’s most educated President with 7 degrees, two of them are Masters.

11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.

12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goalscorer in European competition.

13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most visited city in Africa.

14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for Àlgeria, but the selector rejected him, saying they are already many players like him in the team.

15. President Jacob Zuma was given a special award by Fifa for refereeing on Robben Island during his years as a political prisoner.

16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for 11 years for fighting for freedom.

17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was born in 1924.

18. The Seychelles are the most educated Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult: 92%, Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult:
91.2%,Youth: 99%).

19. Rwanda is a better country for gender equality than England and USA.

20. Somalia got its first ATM on October 7, 2014.

21. South Africa has the most Grammy award winners in Africa.

22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.

23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than China’s.

24. Eritrea’s President, Isaias Afwerki is the least richest President in Africa.

25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent country, it has existed for over 3,000 years without being colonised.

26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th and last Emperor of Ethiopia.

27. Nigeria has the most monarchs in the world.

28. Angola has more Portuguese speakers than Portugal.

29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled Angola since 1979.

30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo is Africa’s longest serving Head of State. He has ruled Equatorial Guinea since August 3, 1979 when he overthrew his uncle, Francisco Nguema. His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue is his Vice President and will succeed him if he resigns. 

31. George Weah of Liberia is the first man to win World, European and African footballer of the year in the same year.

32. Swaziland is the only remaining absolute mornach in the world.

33. The Gambia is the smallest country in Africa followed by Swaziland.

34. King Sobhuza ll of Swaziland took the longest time in reigning Swaziland, 62 years as he was crowned in 1921 and died in August 1982 at the age of 83 years.

34. King Sobhuza II of swaziland, married 70 wives, who gave him 210 children between 1920 and 1970.

35. Zimbabwe is the only country in the world were almost everyone was a billionaire at one point
Romance › Re: 20 Crazy Facts About My Great Country Nigeria. by Mutuwa(m): 7:21pm On Oct 10, 2015
21. That 6 months was served in a hospital.

22. Most yourba's can't pronounce "H" very well.
Romance › Re: 20 Crazy Facts About My Great Country Nigeria. by Mutuwa(m): 7:20pm On Oct 10, 2015
undecided
Romance › Re: Yes, Girls Do Love Bad Boys by Mutuwa(m): 7:12pm On Oct 10, 2015
BlackrulesDworld:
In a nutshell bad people rules the world.
Only temporary bros...
Romance › Re: Yes, Girls Do Love Bad Boys by Mutuwa(m): 7:05pm On Oct 10, 2015
A girl jettisoning a good guy for a bad guy,will always build a bridge for the good guy to get to the best girl,leaving the girl with the bad boy in eternal regrets, seeing the good guy eternally blissful, with his good girl.
Politics › Re: Breaking News : DSP ALAMIEYESIGHA Dead by Mutuwa(m): 6:11pm On Oct 10, 2015
MaziOmenuko:
Make his corpse available for extradition asap
undecided

Politics › Re: Northern Govs Give Panel 2months To Fish Out Boko Haram Sponsors by Mutuwa(m): 8:19pm On Oct 09, 2015
As if they don't know who are the sponsors are.
Let them all come out and swear they don't. angry
Romance › Re: Are You Still Single? Read Ways To Make You More Attractive To Men by Mutuwa(m): 8:00pm On Oct 09, 2015
Op..are you single?did u have to go all tru the aforelisted points just to be eye catching?
Politics › Re: Military Can Never Defeat Boko Haram By December – Jide Johnson by Mutuwa(m): 2:09pm On Oct 08, 2015
neocortex:
Oh sorry man, I underestimated your stupidity and dullness.
I wish you quick recovery.
Ediott.
I realized you are one of those love children here on N.L.
Get me your dad lemme talk to him please,you devoid manners you filthy loveless goat.
I can understand from your status frustrated ways.
love child.
Romance › Re: How Do I Politely Return Her Gifts? by Mutuwa(m): 2:03pm On Oct 08, 2015
by being polite while returning it.
Politics › Re: Military Can Never Defeat Boko Haram By December – Jide Johnson by Mutuwa(m): 1:55pm On Oct 08, 2015
neocortex:
I guess you have comprehension problem,
kindly back up your assumptions with concrete example.
you are more confused than a rodent in a female hostel,and more mixed up than a feather in a sand storm.
re read my post please and give it its literal meaning,if you cannot,then you are as dumb as a cow!
thing is you read to understand you Ediott,and not read to insultingly,put up an inconsequential reply.
Romance › Re: Never Let A Good Girl Go by Mutuwa(m): 1:41pm On Oct 08, 2015
missmary:
:-) i don't have a flat ass... Its very bouncy cool
pix.. grin
Politics › Re: Military Can Never Defeat Boko Haram By December – Jide Johnson by Mutuwa(m): 1:39pm On Oct 08, 2015
neocortex:
Stop being dumb!
Have there been any time in history when there was general peace and tranquility ?
yes.when Ediotts like you were on your mothers back.
young lads of nowadays.
Crime › Re: PHOTOS: Two Robbers Arrested In Abuja by Mutuwa(m): 12:17pm On Oct 08, 2015
They should be silenced by giving them this drug.

Romance › Re: Bizarre Things That Guys Do That Turns A Lady On. by Mutuwa(m): 12:14pm On Oct 08, 2015
delectablegyal:
1. MONEY


2.Funny talks



Add urs.
which do you prefer.? wink
Romance › Re: Only God Understands Women! by Mutuwa(m): 10:56am On Oct 08, 2015
mubarak001:
Sincerely, having gone through some relationships, heard experiences of others, witnessed some and watch some...I can conclude that it is only God, the creator that understands women. Based on but not limited to the following premises;

1. After given her everything including comfort, she still goes out to lay with another man
2. Care for her and she calls u mugu, do otherwise, she calls u wicked.
3. Without cut or bruise, she bleeds every month
4. Whn u think u understood her like a book, she surprises u again
5. She's with you but she's thinking of another man. She's making love with you in the physical but in her hrt, she sees another man's face.
5. When the going is smooth, she laughs but when it turns sour, she divorce
6. Her heart is deep, revenge is her ways...the book of Proverb 22:14, 31:3 said it all. After God, fear woman!

End of discussion...only God understands women!

I am not saying men are perfect but I know/think...we are better kind of.
proudly we are.
Romance › Re: Never Let A Good Girl Go by Mutuwa(m): 10:31am On Oct 08, 2015
missmary:
Guys tend to go for badass girlfriends but somewhere somewhere you'll find a good girl that they are holding onto!.. Guys why?
same question why the girls tend to go for the Bad guys,but somewhere somewhere you'll find a good guy that they are holding onto!thinking they are being smart. Girls why?

Though its the girls that like the bad guys,the women usually go for nice men.

Love when you are ready, not when you are lonely
Politics › Re: Wailing Wailers Officially Launch A Twitter Handle. by Mutuwa(m):
Wailing

whether negative or subtle is WAILING.

The problem with closed minded people is that their mouths are always open.
Politics › Re: Military Can Never Defeat Boko Haram By December – Jide Johnson by Mutuwa(m): 9:29am On Oct 08, 2015
wink

In fact who ever said there will be peace and tranquility in the end times?Army can just do their own part,and leave the rest to the almighty.
The greatest investors in the world are arms dealers,dole by force by force they must sell their products.where will one see peace.in the caves?
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Acts&Immaturity Guys Display After Getting Under The Skirt Of A Lady by Mutuwa(m): 9:18am On Oct 08, 2015
girly00zero:
what's worse than ignorance is the illusion of knowledge.
I'm no bimbo, Mister, and that word unfortunately sexist in nature isn't usually used in civil conversations but then again who said anything about you being civil.
You don't have to pontificate your opinions on a forum like it were a religious dogma, why not just express it while giving it a denotative meaning.

You won't evoke any response from me anymore.
And it'd be more productive for you to apply your presumed vocal prowess and intelligent quotient to areas where there is need for it.

Do have a nice life, Darling.
am not sure your in tune with reality.Do you really see a true you, whenever you look at the mirror?obviously you don't because you think you are a scare crow. Look up the meaning of a bimbo please and give it its literal, and not a mischief meaning. it also has other meanings as well. wink
This is why I kept reiterating that you are superficial,typical of female lads like you.
I really don't care if you keep replying back,or not.Like I earlier said,if you may wish to recall,that I have seen a lot of barking dogs..and I have a factory of stones.you may choose to keep barking grin or keep mute,it doesn't negate the fact that you are an unaware.she who knows that she knows not,and knows that she knows not,is not only a ...." but an....." grin (trying my best not be insulting)

but certainly when an irresistible object meets an immovable object,the consequences are not easily envisaged,no matter good you think your half brain is.. undecided

Again,I reiterate,I have already floccinaucinihiliplilificated all your rejoinders.

feel very much free to PM me any day,anytime on any issue. I don't bite. kiss

Morning and do have a blessed day ahead,
my intellectual rodent. grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan Lacked Will Power To Fight Corruption – Edwin Clark by Mutuwa(m): 11:33pm On Oct 07, 2015
abduljabbar4:
Kai! Wannan mugunta har ina? Wicked! grin
Ai yan kutumar uba ne wailers din nan..maganin shege mahaukachi.. grin

Kar ku raga masu..yan rai nin hankali ne.
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Acts&Immaturity Guys Display After Getting Under The Skirt Of A Lady by Mutuwa(m): 11:24pm On Oct 07, 2015
girly00zero:
Thanks for the correction though harlequin novels spell it amor.
It's comically ironic to think that after such a jejune comparison, you'd call me out on absurdity when your comparison was so absurd.
I'd never be intimidated by a human being much less a chauvinistic egocentric supercilious male who thinks he is beyond my horizon of thought yet chooses to prove beyond every reasonable doubt his vocal prowess.
And I wasn't being grandiloquent neither do I have an installed thesaurus. I'd rather install candy crush.
(like the LAD I proudly am)

Anyways I'm done with the banter of words and unnecessary grandiose.
I take back the insults and sincerely apologise


But I still strongly believe that your initial comparison was rather obscene and frankly the opposite of what I expected from an enlightened fellow which you're masquerading as.

Sexual intimacy shouldn't be presented in a used/user context.

Do have a nice time, Love.
Well bimbo...you see in life what is is,and what is not is not.I really don't care about what you think of me whether negative or otherwise. It is a fact undisputed that inside every person you know,there is someone you don't know.So I have already floccinaucinihilipilificate all your rejoinders.

However,you must very well learn to allow your human intellect (If you have one) to flow and capture reality,coz to be frank,you erroneously took me for a simpleton ab initio.

I find such illict thought, an absurdity,especially when you think you are being smart. I laugh at lads like you.but guess what..it is part of life to always to fallible that is a trait in humans biology class never told you,more so a triat innate and resident in some girls.

I will want to conclude by putting it to you,that an erroneous conscience is never aware of its mistakes, it is always subjectively right,even if objectively wrong.its easy to see superficial folks now and then.

May the Almighty forgive us all for putting insults to ourselves. I had forgiven you already. I only escourted you on your inconsequential thinking mechanism. smiley My thoughts and write ups, my problem(s) stick with it,or move on quietly, ur free to mumble,but don't insult my intelligence.

Mwah kiss
Politics › Re: Jonathan Lacked Will Power To Fight Corruption – Edwin Clark by Mutuwa(m): 7:55pm On Oct 07, 2015
GudluckIBB:
Wailers will come now and say;

Make edwin clark dey go jare! Buhari don give am oyel well.
Una go wail tire!
Forgiving a wailer(s) is an act of God.But fixing their appointment with God is the responsibility of every optimist on nairaland.it could be tru high B.P,ceasure of salvia, dry throat, heart ache,sleepless night etc.

I reiterate,May every wailer's life end in the Jaws of a hungry hammer head shark..Ameeen!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Lacked Will Power To Fight Corruption – Edwin Clark by Mutuwa(m): 7:51pm On Oct 07, 2015
Tufiyakwwwa.

Na ojuju de criticize ojuju..?
Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: What A South African Said About Nigerian Pastors by Mutuwa(m): 7:40pm On Oct 07, 2015
Nigerian myopic prophets ..una no see this one de come ko?

Politics › Re: "Keep Quite" Saraki Tells APC Senators by Mutuwa(m): 7:27pm On Oct 07, 2015
thegoodone2:
mutuwa u are in Nairaland?
Live n direct yor!
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Acts&Immaturity Guys Display After Getting Under The Skirt Of A Lady by Mutuwa(m): 7:10pm On Oct 07, 2015
girly00zero:
It's rather dangerous to use up your entire vocabulary in one post.
Google.com also appreciates all the hits you generated on her site in search of contextual perfection to endorse and authenticate your naiveté, obtuseness, philistinism, and evident sciolism.
Between, those punchlines were epic failures but there's never any harm in trying, love.



Arrivederci Mon cherie.
Passez use bonne soiree.
Hasta que no volvamos a encountrar.
Au revoir, mi amor.
You felt so intimidated,you think am as repulsive as you?No bimbo am much more than ur horizion of though.I wouldn't boast of anything,but if you simply cannot understand anything in my rejoinder, feel free to ask for their synonyms. Am not superficial like you. You wear such an absurdity like a barge of honour,which left me thinking...what.makes you a woman?
Lads like you in contemporary times have been used to phone with installed thesaurus and think they are vocally good.. wink

PS : your my acquaintance NOT mi amor and its amour plz.

Its goodbye my acquaintance, nice knowing you in this facet. Don't try to be a sesquipedalian wink
Mwah.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Charles Okah Dies In Kuje Prison by Mutuwa(m): 3:42pm On Oct 07, 2015
forgiving terrorists is an act of the almighty,but fixing their appointment with the almighty is the responsibility of the government.
up and till this moment no major terrorist has been interrogated to have implicated a major stakeholder(s) in the terrorism camp.why kill the small ones who know the key players?

BTW what is Mismanaged interrogation?

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