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These punks don't look Nigerian.

The best prevention bros....
Is just to pray it doesn't happen.
Always pray you don't find yourself in a situation where you cannot make a decision.

its not the implementation of a policy,how sustained shall it be at the end?
them go continue their normal late coming joor!
na just small time..
the law makers are always the law breakers.

always blaming the devil as if na your mate.
didn't he know that the devil is even older than his forefathers?

godguy:
Hello House,

my wife just out to bed about 3 weeks ago through CS. i will like to asked couples in the house the best or right time to resume sexual activities with my wife (based on your experiences), i noticed that she is most dry during fore play, thinking of giving her more time.

thanks

give her an additional two/three weeks,for a better healing.meanwhile feed her on more fruits to energize her enough to meet up the "sexual exercise".coming out strong from a CS related delivery is usually not that easy,tho depends on the kinda woman,her state of mind and inward strength.

at the end of it all see how en end come be.
well...

deformed uniformed men

how much en go make from this cable? 1k5? for how many days/seconds?

it's not a new news

Checked the moon out at about 1.06 and its as white and pure as snow,right in the middle of the sky,glittering.

Channels TV said 1am just checked and the moon is as white and pure as snow..

That she wants a smell of the soakaway

Guy own worse pass.

Jane mouth odour

Julie body odour

Jacqueline dirty pants

Jannet smelly hair

Julian armpit.
Etc..

Any man that cries for faultless break up is a sissy.

*Anonymous*

oluswaggz:
marriage is all we gist abt, she wanna know my parents and all that, but pple do change. am just a year older than she is, and shes gonna be tru wit skul nxt year . and i dnt for a minute wanna envisage on loosing her, cos its gonna b a disaster. and if i shud get an alternative for her, shes gonna know, shes very very smart. always telling me to tell her i love her weneva she calls. irrespective of the time shes calling. u know wat that means?

How quiet sure are you that your absence had not created an alternative guy for her,since you know she is smart.?and that she is not trying to play terrible mind games with you.. 'i know she is not playing around' would be too weak for an answer.

Playing hard to get in 21st century. Hmmnn
The beautiful ones are been born,una go remain alone and aloof till ad infintum.

Woman wey never see wahala ,na she de hold breast run.

Its very natural to be hyper 'in love'. I was once like you Op..however i ended up marrying the girl.we have two kids and its 7yrs now.
However..life would be too short for you to live the comfort of your life in the arms of just one woman/girl in your own case.
I don't wish you bad,but if anything happens to her u will be on drip for the next one week.
So why not psychology envisage a situation where it all comes to an end and think of how to move forward. Except if you plan to marry her,u will definitely loose her sooner or later.

Why is sexx always present.

maryam6:
yes na, bt this ur moniker get as he be o.

No fear..u would have to face my moniker anytime in.I wish you long life tho..
But always think of me..

maryam6:


Laugh wan tear my bele o.

Talk tru..

munchfani:
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON NAIJA GIRLS

Seconded. .

WISDOM FOR WOMEN
1. A first class degree won't make you a first class wife rather your submission and respect will.

2. The woman who respects her husband is the best wife anyone would ever have.

3. Your character and attitude will go a long way in determining if your husband will wish he never Regret getting married to you..

4. To be a great wife, you need more anger management skills than nagging skills.

5. Be a leader at work, or anywhere else but be a companion at home.. It's wisdom!

6. Don't compete with your husband; compliment him.

7. Your strength is in humility and submission, not in strife and contention.

8. Be tender, every man respects a tender woman but firm.

9. Never try to punish your husband by starving him of food or Sex, he maybe forced to get it outside.

10. There is nothing wrong in accepting that you are wrong when you are wrong.

11. Prepare to forgive your husband if he wrongs you.. For a forgiving wife is better than a vengeful one.

12. Make a decision to be a good wife, you will need it in the long run..

dacovajnr:
She disgraced herself not Nigeria biko!

Finish.
I don go sleep be that.nothing more to write.

99.

mensdept:
Stupid people

Studippid love child.

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.

Jazakallahu.
May Allah bless us all..

OkeEsibe:
Why do gyals don't like ugly men? Like pretty girls don't even want to be friends with ugly guys. Like so annoying. Like omg.

exactly same reason(s) why handsome guys dont want to relate with Ugglyyy girls.

we de wait sha..
the MOVIE just de start..

"na for afternoon them de catch black goat"

na dem be the best self
if any one dey NL and she de ready to marry..I de o!

"No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take
dey share meat"

the middle one

let me hop on my boris and join him there