₦airaland Forum

Ilekeh:
Paid stooges.

They know GEJ WILL lost in Feb. Else, postponing or not postponing the election wouldn't be an issue.

Look at the future of our youths, like an upside down umbrella.........

*Falls from bed*
And majority of dem no even get job talk more of incentives to be creative.

Only learners do that..the ladies bring themselves onto the real guys
BTW nice writeup OP

Only learners can do without girls..the real guys make the ladies feel they can't do without them guys.
BTW nice write up OP

drogs:
with this comment, you just showed us you've refused domestication. #wildanimal....

Another love child again?
You may look like a daft and talk like one but don't let that foool you. You really are an Ediot.These are the few ways we can practice humility:
To speak as little as possible of one's self and beliefs
To mind your own business.
Not to want to manage other people's affairs.
To avoid acts of idiocy in your curiosity.
To accept contradictions and correction cheerfully.Once again, you'v shown all the sensitivity of a blunt young lad.
I guess the condom factory owes you an apology,coz ur a waste to humanity
Mumu..

disloman:
kiss my a s s

I'd expected a better response than that..Mumu..go and legitimize yourself you unconscious kunt..and always respect people's opinions you slowpoke..its obvious you are a frustrated garage boy with a phone and doesn't know what to put up in a forum..if you don't know what to write respect your self and shut your beak..
Try and claim your damages from the condom factory,coz ur waste..

disloman:
u r a f00l.Is this a normal thing to do in a sane society?mor0n

I take it you are a love child to an opposition.Its Ediot like you that hype the polity.Ur more stupid,foolish and confused than a mouse in a burlesque house.

Ediots heating up politics simply coz they have invested huge and looks they are about loosing.anyways they can't do sh*tttt.. and set of gullible bigots hia who have lost hope in themselves as well..

Well..in my opinion every party is wild and aggrieved.

GMB till naija gets better and PdP learns that stealing is indeed corruption

To all haters/love children..Ngeneukwenu stove dey burn..make una sit on top.

striktlymi:
My ex best friend is really cracking me up. He has been 'styling' for the wife for a while now....

Just recently the wife had to travel to take care of some very important stuff.

After forming 'Super man' for about a week, he called me yesterday and said:

"Emma I just realized that I can't take care of myself.... this lady should hurry up and come back.."

I couldn't help but laugh...

So married dudes, is it same for you?

What are those things your wife helps out with that you think you can't do for yourself?

All depends on how connected one is to his wyf.there are men that dnt give a hoot if the wyf is not home,infact its an opportunity to invite their concubine and side chics.
As for me,my wyf no de even move go the nearest state self,talk more of taking care of stuffs that are requisite.

Yea the idea of tying a man down with a love child is so meaningless when men nowadays have so many kids elsewhere.

Kd citizens are sly...they maybe with mr president in person..but change the story at the polls.

I de laugh..

Guy carry on if that is your intent..everyone is entitled to his/her own opinions and actions.If your papa and mama don approve your good to go.

They wer the ones that told u they wer targeting igbos and Christians abi..no wonder u said naija will never be one..
See how an errorneous conscience is never aware of its mistakes,it thinks its always subjectively right when very much objectively wrong..

What meaninglessness.

Jzakallahu op..indeed patience n tolerence is a good key towards inlocking the grey areas of living a moderate life and maintaining a sweet togetherness with people around u.

Mehn.. up and till this moment i watch movies like this.
Its a timeless classic every family should have.

The vontrapps.

Ordinarily one should look ahead of the car in front of him in some cases so as not to apportion blame to the car afront him if it stops for unknown reason(s).But abj drivers go use horn annoy u eh! When mayb na d car in front of u stop,or at the go of the green light when a slower car de ur front.
E de vex me so tey i go turn bk insult d driver.

Jzakallahu bros..humans are prone to forgetfulness in most cases.

And our own very best...
Nairaland.

Dig the pits of treachery and wickedness shallow so dt incase you fall in,u may come out easily.

Hahaha..e de pain some people o!
Truth is dt new brooms sweep clean.
Money can't buy such crowd esp "dirty money"

teemanbastos:
no need....dis certificate issue is long dead and buried.
Yet Buhari keeps on waxing stronger.
A General can not be pushed abt by a FFK or Okupe- OBJ.

What else will the haters say again?the more the stones the more stronger he gets..
The almighty's worst living creature is a mumu human being.

Ediots they start with small kids as test then metamorph to become something else..then some Ediots would look at africans and say they are bkwards,babaric and savages.

horpe132:
"Friendly Gun shot" or "Friendly fire" is a form of accidental discharge between parties with same interest..............
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U've never heard of it doesn't mean its incorrect !!! #English
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::: Kapish !!!

Noted sir..thanks.

But d question i doubt even you can find an answer to is " what is friendly about a GUN SHOT? not a squirt gun plz..a mcoy GUN? where by if such shot is "accidental in nature" hits someone,death or grievous body harm is indispensable..

EDIOTS PLZ TAKE NOTE: NO RELIGION IS SUPERIOR PLZ. stop circulating rubbish and heresay plz.

GenBuhari:
[size=19pt]1. Cleansed Nigeria of corruption as head of state

2. Reduced inflation rate from 40% to 3%

3. Prosecuted and jailed hundreds of corrupt politicians, officials and business people

4. Reduced our debt

5. Diversified our economy focusing more on agriculture

6. Stabilised Naira (changed colour of money to stop illegal printing and theft of our money)

7. Rejected IMF loans and its ruinous dictates

8. Recovered looted funds from looters

9. Refused to Devalue Naira or raise fuel price

10. Captured Exiled looter Umaru Dikko in the Uk

I can go on!

Anyway I don't want any reward from Okupe I don't handle stolen money [/size]

U need not go further bros..He who knows that he knows NOT and knows that he knows NOT is not only a fool but and Ediot.We have "love children" scattered all over the forum.if ur a love child plz bring forth evidence to prove otherwise..

BTW

"If Buhari was pictured attending a mosque, and it was reported that the Imam said 'he would open the gates to hell upon those who oppose Buhari', and Buhari sat there and said nothing, what do you think many people would be saying today?

If Buhari was pictured going to different mosques and kneeling before Imams, as part of his campaign, what do we think the comments would be?

If Buhari was pictured going on pilgrimage to Mecca, surrounded by a retinue of fawning Imams, what would the response be from Nigerians?

If Buhari invited senior Imams from across the country to a meeting with him, to discuss the elections and his campaign strategy, what would the Nigerian people think?

GEJ has done all the above, and we are told he has a right to do so as a committed christian. Buhari has done none of the above yet he is called a religious fundamentalist with a plan to turn Nigeria into an Islamic nation.

Please examine the facts so we can honestly decide who is acting like the real religious fundamentalist? Who is using religious faith as a political ploy to get votes?

No pastor, Bishop, GO, Reverend Father, Imam etc etc is GOD. They do NOT have the right to tell you who to vote for. Go out there and support the candidate of your choice. Make your choice based upon who will give you and your children a better life and a better Nigeria."-

Bucky Hassan

SeverusSnape:
Necrophilia

Bros u just commot this word from my mouth.

Elslim:
Stealing is not corruption..

No be em b d mumu.na those wey de support am knowning that e mumu pass cow.

If e pain them "love children" as i call them..make they drive inside shiroro.

Justbright:
upon d attack u still floored their candidate on AIT poll before dey shut down d site.....

GMB u are d man for d job no doubt

Ditto
If e pain anyone here make e drink rat urine and poison.

"Friendly gun shot"
What is friendly about a gun shot? English..