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Sports › Re: 19 Nigerian Musicians Reimagined As International Football Clubs.. by MUVA(m): 8:43pm On May 15, 2016

2baba! Always a legend!! cool

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Romance › Re: Come And See Ooo, Come And See. by MUVA(m): 8:40pm On May 15, 2016

Na mimzy sure pass abeg

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Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 7:12pm On May 10, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64e986]°•Let me hear it before I decide
....an don't forget I can still ask Ella [/color]

No deal then grin

Sayanara Cheezy wink

Romance › Re: Meet Girls In Lagos Who Squirt during sex!!! by MUVA(m): 7:05pm On May 10, 2016

scentmarlc:
i trust u niqqa.....badass expert. lol

Lol! Boss I just had to pass some piimp knowledge from brother to brother. cool

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Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 6:55pm On May 10, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64e986]Ellacute45 he said it again!!!
....But what did he say

°•take that
[/color]

LOL! Ella don't tell her.

Let's make a deal before I tell you. You game?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MUVA(m): 6:52pm On May 10, 2016

Scentmalc what's poppin bruh? cool

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MUVA(m): 6:50pm On May 10, 2016

SURE BET.

Vote MIMZY as Miss Nairaland 2016.
•Vote Humility
•Beauty
•Brains
•Consistency
•Sterling Character Attributes
•Class
•Over-flowing Sexiness

Nairaland OoNi baje Oooo....

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Jokes Etc › Re: Share Your Funny Meme Pictures. by MUVA(m): 5:52pm On May 10, 2016

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]i don show with drinks 4 my homes [/color]

Chineke'nna emegokwa nwa ogbenye Ezege cool

SAI.MIMZY!

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MUVA(m): 4:53pm On May 10, 2016*

annnikky:
Nope

Then hop on the winning train babe...

Here we serve champagne chilled and caviar in gold dishes

Mimzy equates a balance of Beauty & Brains. A peek into her profile tells you all you need to know: www.nairaland.com/mimzy

#TrendMIMZY!!!!!!! Miss Nairaland 2016/2017

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MUVA(m): 3:10pm On May 10, 2016

annnikky:
Na wah oo......this is serious!

Really serious! grin

You got a candidate yet?

Education › Re: Queenate Ibeto On Stage With Obama At Howard University Graduation Ceremony by MUVA(m): 3:06pm On May 10, 2016

ireneony:
you can jump into a lagoon I don't fuckng care

Dumbledor! I never expected to find you on a thread where intellect is being celebrated.

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Romance › Re: Meet Girls In Lagos Who Squirt during sex!!! by MUVA(m): 11:32am On May 10, 2016

DuduParaPara:
5 min man??

Infact I'm actually the opposite.

I usually think for a lady to squirt she needs to drink lots of water then when she's pressed instead of going to the restroom she holds it. Then during sex the urine now gushes out.

I may be wrong that's why I wanna have the experience. I'm curious

Its a good thing to be curious. But permit me to correct some misconceptions.

First of all, the fluid that gushes out during female ejaculation varies.. Some erupt thick-whitish fluid while others are crystal and crisp just like urine BUT, it hasn't been proven to be urine. If that's the case then you might as well tell her to take a piss on you while you're at it.

Drinking lots of water before sex might enhance her chances of squirting because every liquid that comes out of the body is actually metabolised water but that also doesn't prove that squirt is urine. The major reason doctors advise lots of fluid intake before attempting "squirty sex" is to stop her from passing out due to dehydration NOT because squirt is pee.

That being said, when a woman is aroused there are no limitations to what she can do in bed. I've seen the meekest become the fiercest in the heat of an orgasm and at that point what you give is what you get. That's why you have to pay more attention to what she likes. Take time to explore her and take note of if she likes it slow or sensual or fast or rough or what ever. Sex isn't just BANG-BANG, the aim should be to pleasure her(with a little bit of pain ) but most guys these days make women "endure" sex rather than enjoy it.

I could go on and on but since this is some sort of crash-course in squirting, I'll advise you tell her what you want. Tell her you wanna see her squirt, that way, she'll be prepared psychologically for it. Trust me, most naija girls feel the urge to squirt most times but they don't wanna embarrass themselves or ruin your sheets, so they'd rather keep it locked in. She should take in lots of fluid before the act. During the act, you should focus on g_spot stimulation first before clitoral. Above all, make sure she's relaxed and enjoying it. This should do the trick. wink

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Romance › Re: Meet Girls In Lagos Who Squirt during sex!!! by MUVA(m): 10:51am On May 10, 2016

DuduParaPara:
Honestly I'm tired of boring sex... Most times during sex its either she pretends to climax or you continue to make love to her until she tells you she's tired..

To me that's not fun and excitement.

Please where can I meet girls in Lagos who can squirt??

I want to have the experience.

If you know any kindly share.

Thanks

Lots of girls can do it. Its just that most guys tend to rush sex. They don't pay much attention to forepllay and trust me, you don't expect a girl to squirt if you're a 5-minute man do you?

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Romance › Re: Unveiling The Face Of The Hacker Of Teebillz Account (see Proofs) by MUVA(m): 10:48am On May 10, 2016

thatNUPEboy:
How many of us have noticed that since the break up between Teebillz and Tiwa Savage, Teebillz's baby mama (vivian Oputa) has been trending on nairaland?

https://www.nairaland.com/3095859/vivian-oputa-featured-thisday-style - by lalasticlal.a

https://www.nairaland.com/3083098/teebillz-neglects-vivian-oputas-child - by lalasticlal.a

https://www.nairaland.com/3082034/vivian-oputa-teebillz-babymama-3rd - by lalasticlal.a

How many of us have noticed that powerful lala has never opened a thread to promote Tiwa's songs or any of her achievements?

But since things fell apart for this couple, lala has been drawing awa attention to one of Teebillz baby mamas, showing us how beautiful she is and all of that. One would expect lala to open threads about how sweet things used to be between this confused couple(tiwa & teebillz) but No, because he has ulterior motives.

How many of us have also noticed that powerful lala has never condemned the childish act displayed by this couple? ..this is because he is fine with anything that can cause a break-up between them.

Based on the aforementioned, I unveil the mask of the hacker of teebillz account. It was all planned by lalasticlala and this baby mama.

I urge lala to come out here and explain to us what he knows about teebillz hacked account before 48hrs elapses.. Otherwise ...

This is an allegation though..buh my instinct has never failed me.

Remember, you still have 48hrs to come and defend yourself here.

Treat malaria.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MUVA(m): 8:21am On May 10, 2016

UyiIredia:
This Mimzy mania is not gonna be over any time soon.

Get Mimzyfied bro! cool

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Education › Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by MUVA(m): 8:17am On May 10, 2016

mimzy:
Hmmmmmmm

Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 1:30am On May 10, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•None.
....You said I was nicer
I could be nice all the time if you just wouldn't insult me.[/color]

Would you just quit it with the "insult" thing? Its seriously beginning to piss me off undecided

I've apologised and explained my motive to you, what else do you want huh

You haven't even acknowledged my apology, yet you keep reiterating that I insulted you when infact, I didn't undecided

Romance › Re: Just My Naughty Bedtime Toughts... by MUVA(m): 12:01am On May 10, 2016

What exactly do you want us to do huh

Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 11:19pm On May 09, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]Na,just cuz I aint seen it recently dont mean nothin'

°•°An I meant insulting me,even in jest an then clamin' "you tried"
[/color]

You know, you haven't actually told me what you have in mind. Cos there seem to be more to this than you're letting out.

Its like I took the bait and fell in your trap or something... undecided

Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 9:51pm On May 09, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•Hmm.I don't really watch you, not sure. [/color]

In other words, you're making assertions you're not sure of?

Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 9:35pm On May 09, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•You make it sound like I'm so difficult
....how about you not run around insulting people! *she shouts after him*
....Goodbye [/color]

When was the last time you saw me insulting anyone?

Education › Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by MUVA(m): 9:33pm On May 09, 2016

Tashaamania I'm sure you can relate grin

Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 9:16pm On May 09, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•I don't care how you define an insult or being nice
...I don't like yer friendly
[/color]

Here you go again. Won't say I didn't try tho.. Peace cool

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MUVA(m): 9:07pm On May 09, 2016

SAINTSAMURAI:
LET THE FUN CONTINUE.

You don't expect him to keep you informed. He'll tell you what you need to know and nothing more. Learn to ask the right questions.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MUVA(m): 9:04pm On May 09, 2016

We back people! grin

Every furking single was a hit!
Sharat to Dominique omo to dun grin

#TeamMimzy!! We taking over cool

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