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Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 7:56pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•Suspect whathuh

°•*I'm always friendly, it's just when yer insulting me it doesn't make for me bein' nice.[/color]
You still call THAT insult? LOL!

In your spare time, local-search "Sinnzu". The first 10 pages should be a mixture of lamentations, flirting and weak clap backs from folks I've actually "insulted" in the past. Some of these monikers you see coming after me today are the monsters I created. Its ALL you'll need to know about my e-persona.
These days... I'm just on chill.

Perhaps after you do, you'll realise I was being friendly with you.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 7:23pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•Aww such a gentleman embarassed
....Not
.....let me win?
I caught yer formin' booty myself don't credit yerself.

huhWhat is with ya'll an my fobt colors ,I wear glasses an I can see them all just fine.
[/color]
I'm being the bigger man and taking all the blame, give me some credit will ya?

You seem awfully nice today... I'm starting to suspect you Cheezy gringrin

Can see the font perfectly now.
Politics › Re: Car Of Spouses Of Ogun Government Functionaries Association by MUVA(m): 7:10pm On May 09, 2016
Nigerians... grin
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 7:08pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°•A little,yes grin
Bringing the out the truth....not so much.
I had ta run that link down an you had me confused a little with yer forming at first

But catching you was sweet,tasty grin [/color]
Err... Okay. I guess if I let you win, it'll quicky zap the fun you're catching from this. So... YES, you caught me smiley. I surrender grin

Try to change your font colour, it gets hard to read sometimes.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 6:57pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°•That's my link! angry

°•So you remember now? grin
You where forming innocent so I had ta link you up
.....you have ta tell better jokes Synuz
,these arent funny.[/color]
huh You must really be enjoying this.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 6:46pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°•Follow this link please grin[/color] https://www.nairaland.com/3062130/breaking-news-prince-dead/2
Follow this link. You'll see that I was even polite by adding TWO smiling faces behind it.
www.nairaland.com/3062130/breaking-news-prince-dead/1


It was a goddam joke.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 6:29pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°•No sir. You called me a idiot then preceded ta ask me if I knew pidgin. ....remember now? grin[/color]
It wasn't me cool undecided
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 6:15pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]Yeah? grin Prolly cuz you insult so many. ...Anyway what's that you sensored[/color]
Handsome. That's proof that you've mistaken me for someone else.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 6:04pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°•Wasn't it week before last you called me a idiot on the random?

°An you remember that time you was "joking " an called me a (blank) on Luv.2's threadhuh

Oh yes! An there was that time you called me a (blank)
An called it "truth telling "? grin hmmm?

...I guess you insult so many people an so much you can't remember all yer offenses... eh? grin[/color]
You've probably mistaken me for someone else! I've only called you H*****ME. Don't recall calling you these things hun.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 5:46pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801] With the names you called me? grin No.
Didn't I tell you you play too rough
....yer jokes sound a lot like insults.[/color]
Common! I only called you ONE name. gringrin

And I tried getting through to you severally but you didn't wanna have none of that so I just chilled. It was all jokes, sorry if it sounded otherwise..
Politics › Re: Are We A Nation Distracted By Gossips? by MUVA(m):
Nigerians are happy people. We suffer and smile. We love to hide from our reality. We would rather celebrate mediocrity than demand for the best. We would rather use the internet to watch and download movies than research about other countries and how far ahead they are of us. We would rather celebrate thieves than honour heroes.


Our problem plenty. embarassed
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 5:32pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°•Wrong buddy boy Everytime I've seen you, you was insulting some body,me included. .....but I guess you got some sugar in yer coffee. [/color]
Really?? I thought we was making jokes? undecided
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 5:24pm On May 09, 2016
Strahovski1:
Is that you in your pic shocked
Is that you in your pic shocked
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 5:23pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°•Aww.
That's the first decent thing I ever seen you type[/color]
You only see what you choose to see. Thank you tho..
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by MUVA(m): 5:18pm On May 09, 2016
I love my Nigerian women smiley
Education › Re: Veronica Ezeh-Chioma, UNIZIK Student, Dies Of Gas Explosion (pics) by MUVA(m): 5:04pm On May 09, 2016
Sad. R.I.P to the dead. sad
Romance › Re: Guys! What The Fvck Went Wrong? HELP! by MUVA(m): 3:57pm On May 09, 2016
kinglekan:
Nice analysis bro! grin
Oba, I'm only your apprentice oo gringrin
Romance › Re: Guys! What The Fvck Went Wrong? HELP! by MUVA(m): 3:53pm On May 09, 2016
Cholls:
my brother me sef be mind reader........ I'm not interested now as she has shown herself to be insecure and I can't afford to be dealing with that constantly.
You've made the right decision, bro. She was actually rude about it so its best you avoid her type.
Romance › Re: 9 Signs To Know Your Perfect Lady by MUVA(m): 3:51pm On May 09, 2016
sinaj:
*take ur ring* d contract iz over sad

Go look for anoda bae
Come on! Baby you know you're ma hole-in-one sad

Who's gonna stroke my beard and make me supperhuh
Romance › Re: Guys! What The Fvck Went Wrong? HELP! by MUVA(m): 3:40pm On May 09, 2016
Cholls:
my brother am pretty sure she was going to flake no matter what unless my job was more impressive than the other dude she was probably talking to. I think she was weighing her options. What a classless Naija b*tch.
You're very wrong bro. Observe. cool

Her: Hey
Me: Hi, what's up?
Her: How's it goin
Me: Pretty good, but pretty busy. I'll see you tonight.


Its only safe to assume that you're at work, so she followed up with the next logical question»

Her: Where do you work?

And you replied»»

Me: See you at 8

This is where you shot yourself on the foot. She already thinks you're a lying punk at this point so, she asked again»»

Her: I just asked you a question

Waiting for you to change her perception.


Me: I appreciate that, but can't chat right now. Ask me tonight. Looking forward to it.

Trust me man, this is a lame ass attempt at dodging the question. At this point she's already read a lot of different meanings into the type of relationship she will have to endure if she eventually agree's to date you. Women are great psychologists but even they don't know! So...»»

Her: I have to cancel but good luck to you!
Seriously?
Sayanara. grin
Celebrities › Re: Isabella Ayuk Releases Pre-birthday Photos by MUVA(m): 3:23pm On May 09, 2016
Boobizua gringringrin
Romance › Re: Guys! What The Fvck Went Wrong? HELP! by MUVA(m): 3:20pm On May 09, 2016
Cholls:
my brother not even worth it at this point. She's
turned me off with this temper tantrum.
Just let her be then... If she does like you, she'll come around. Life's too short, man.
Romance › Re: 9 Signs To Know Your Perfect Lady by MUVA(m): 3:16pm On May 09, 2016
sinaj:
lyk u sad
Bae sorry.. embarassed grin
Celebrities › Re: Kingdom Lottery Unveils Mr Ibu As Brand Ambassador by MUVA(m): 3:14pm On May 09, 2016
Of everyone, they just had to choose IBU? grin
Crime › Re: Kill Me If You Catch Me For Robbery Again, Suspect Tells Police (see Weapons) by MUVA(m): 3:13pm On May 09, 2016
Lol
Romance › Re: I Resent Ladies That Want To 'boyfriend'me by MUVA(m): 3:11pm On May 09, 2016
grin
Romance › Re: 9 Signs To Know Your Perfect Lady by MUVA(m): 3:08pm On May 09, 2016
sinaj:
I think am a perfect lady tongue
**Yimu**
Romance › Re: Guys! What The Fvck Went Wrong? HELP! by MUVA(m): 3:05pm On May 09, 2016
You should've simply told her. She probably has her reason for asking.

She thinks you're dodging the question.
Politics › Re: Homes Owned By Nigerian Politicians In The UK (photos) by MUVA(m): 9:13am On May 09, 2016
Which way Nigeria?
Romance › Re: Be Sincere (photo) by MUVA(m): 12:43am On May 09, 2016
For wetinhuh I go squeeze breast taya gringrin
Politics › Re: Buhari Hosted To A Lunch By Emir Of Daura (photos) by MUVA(m): 12:37am On May 09, 2016
dahaz:
musiwahuh
The one and only! gringringrin
Politics › Re: Buhari Hosted To A Lunch By Emir Of Daura (photos) by MUVA(m): 12:37am On May 09, 2016
dahaz:
musiwahuh
The one and only! gringringrin

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