FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR EX.

WHY CAN'T SOME PPL JUST CLOSE UNINTERESTING PAGES/CHAPTERS IN THEIR LIVES?

justwise:

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. . .then why are thousands of Nigerians leaving every yr to the UK? Can you tell us you made that money legally easily that other Nigerians doesn't know?

Gbam!! please tell them, it's easier to make money in Niaja, yes illegally, of course.

Knowledge is power, yet millions of graduates roam d streets of unemployment . . .  or u wanna say they aren't knowledgeable too? All of em?

If you wanna make dirty money, naija is good . . but don;t base your judgment on this !!!  No no no

FALSE

Embassies aren;t supposed to stamp expired passes; T / F ?

i love d white color, its cool . .

kinda classy n elegant . . .

wish i had $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ oooooooooooooooooo

room702:

this story is so fake, the iroko tree part had me laughing hard. this is duck tales

seconded

Costee:

Pathfinder or Pilot?

i tire ooooooo

@OP

IF YOU NEED A FORM2EMAIL PHP SCRIPT, IT'S GOOD

BUT A PHPMAILER,

HMMMN,,,,,, i suspect EMAIL SPAMMING

THANX TO MARK ZUCKERBERG;

FACEBOOK

did somebody mention UBA?

dont even go diaaaaaaa; once made a local transfer to the wrong account number

went back to the bank the next day; and the way i was treated was just so unjust; like i was a fool who couldn't write out correct A/c numbers

i ended up leaving the money and making a totally new transfer.

how about ConOil? geez, they fill tanks with gas( and when i say gas, i mean air, and not gasoline)

puzzled?

i'll add 10k to it, and tear the nylon myself

not too bad for swift, i guess

Mobinga:

Another surface-thinker, How many people actually got what I wanted?

Nailed!

nice ride, but way too overpriced. You see, Nigeria, doesn't support navigation, at least not yet in all cars.

let me start first N1.5 million? what say you?

^ In the land of the blind; da One-eyed man is king !!!

Beaf:

Outside of servers, Linux has little place in a programmers life. In the home, its 100% Windows.
Even corporate networks run Windows; indirectly due to the MS Office suite requiring a Windows environment, nobody will runn a Linux enviroment and install Office for users with a cut and nail arrangement. Linux is mainly for PHP servers.

Right on point, lol.

@fayimora

Hhhmm, and that's where we all make mistakes. We are all programmers in here and stop looking at it from the programmer's side of it.

Look at it from the layman's viewpoint: It's Windows all the way.

I agree, Linux is good for coding, but its not "perfecter."

yem-yem:

Im not a member of JW but the poster is a big joker. I av JW members as relatives & i must confess; they are the best set of ppl u can think of on d surface of d earth. down to heart, humble, non violent & very very tolerant. They might have these biblical principles that seem unacceptable 2 other xtians but i tell u; far better than the so called conventional xtians.

3 trailer-loads of Henessy for you!!

Mr Kelly:

For a start, I am not a Jehovah’s witness but I bet that the OP is not a witness just like me, except if he is being manipulated by his father, the devil to spread these lies. It’s a pity that he chosed to rubbish a religion that is based on true biblical doctrine.

I have relatives that are witnesses and I used to worship with them way back in school when I go to spend my hols with them. I always dreamed of becoming a full member of recent, except that it has been very difficult to convince my wife that Jehovah’s Witness is not what people think it is. It is indeed a true religion.

Shame on the op. He need to ask for forgiveness from God.

What you gon' drink, uhhhmmmm, Fanta? lol

I actually did complete the “baptism class Literatures” , when l was like 19yrs of age! But l did not “do the baptism” and like l said, my parents are not the type to force you to do something against your wish.

Religion should be a force for good! Its your life to live and not your parents. I got baptized at age 9. Dont say it was too young to understand d teachings of spirituality cos i was in high school and i could solve complex mathematics.

The way i see u dude, u're used to be a , BENCH WARMER!!!

Anyway, you can see the impact on their Ministry; the J.W Ministry barely survives financially and l cant remember any of their “Pastors” buying flashy cars or Aeroplanes, to “further the Ministry”! Or even putting the church Assets in their personal name!
That one is a Pentecostal scam!

U got me laffin in Arabic; so says who? FYI, we have the best lawyers (never lost a case) who could feed you and your peeps till the end of days, lol.

I am one, and I bet your car is not as flashy as mine; dat's if u even have a car. I dont wanna be too personal lest am called a fanatic.

buh dude, do u read ur bible at all . . . . . ." the things in the world, d desire of the flesh, and d desire of the eyes, and d showy display of one's means of life, DOES NOT originate wit the Father; but originates wit the world. Furthermore, d world is passin away and so is its desire, buh he dat does the will of God, remains forver."

Food for thought: "Does a 2011 Bentley Azure help you do the will of God.? I bet it even distracts you from it, do u need proof?

lastpage:

@mxxpunkxx

Baptism is a final step of dedication (Other J.W’s  here can testify to that), it does not turn a "humanbeing to a monkey, all of a sudden".
It’s a declaration of “setting yourself aside" to serve God and all Christians are encouraged to do it.
Of course,l am a baptised Christian as l write now.

Damn, i would say it again, even Jesus felt pain, so what the **f is u saying? End of discussion? It like you saying after attaining your BSc, MSc, PhD, n Professorship; automatically, its d end of your career. OOps, my bad; dude, dats where it justs begins.

Who baptized you? As much as I am gentlemanly; I can be wild. Baptism marks the beginning of your long-life life-long journey with God, so Mr. what do i call you now, there's much more to learn about your baptism; So much more; afterall, we don't stop attending meetings after getting baptized. Even Apostle Paul did not know it all.

I will give you one more chance to retract your statement. Where has your S.O.R. flown to?

Chrisbenogor:

Since when did God appoint you as his spokesman? Mscheeeeeeeew the guy nor wan do again na by force?

Errr poster come a join my chiurch booooty everywhere oh

Louder mschew!!!!!!!!!!

@rome123

I would bet my whole generation; born and unborn that you couldnt even spell the word Jehovah without a dictionary's help.

What do you mean, it's like a cult, once you are in, you dont get out? Did anybody take you to a forest and incise marks of oath onto your skin?

Did you take any oath. Boo this man!!!

Sometimes, i tell myself. why is God slow to anger. Had it been we were still in the days of Moses, "who born your generation" well to say such nasty things?

Remember what happnned to Miriam (for murmuring) and Dathan & Abiram (the sons of Korah ??); how about Ananias & Sapphirah.

OMG; leprosy for don strike you as soon as you clicked the "submit button." Ahn Ahn, i wish we go back in time when God was ready to strike you with leprosy f

for blasphemy; or rain down fire and sulphur for contorted lies.

Be careful !!!!! You may decieve us; but you would never deceive your Maker; who knows the very number of hairs on your head

@audience

How many times do we have to trash this -ish. Bin Laden was muslim; would i call Gaddafi (or how do you spell that) one too? How about your Boko Haram brothers; 90% muslim, am i mistaken?

These are names you hear, and you vanish into thin air; for fear! Then i come to Nairaland and say all muslims are murderers; and terrorist. Where is my proof? Just a selected handful; against the ubiquitous world of Islam.

Damn, i know muslims who are muslims, why blame Abel's death on Satan; blame it on Cain. Meaning? If you've got JW friends that can be likened to Medussa; then blame it on them and stop generalizing (based on just your friends' character)

Damn, there are over 7millions JWs (if u include me). How many do you know personally?> How many have you met in your locale? Not to talk of Lagos? Worldwide? What say you? And I must ask; why is this denomination hated so badly!

"If they have persecuted me; they will persecute you also. I tell you, a slave cannot be greater than his master." The ppl of Israel did worse; so I ain't bewildered, not in the least.

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THEM: i like everything about me
WHAT I HATE (DISLIKE) ABOUT THEM: I could never hate myself.

@Anu

holla

@op

No matter how long u spend studying canines, u;ll never know what it feels like to bite human flesh, unless you're indeed a full-fledged canine.

meaning? spend 100 years attending meetings and its not bi-annual, its tri-annual, and they are not festivals, okay?. yup, spend 100 yrs, attending the Lord's evening meal, you won't know dime.

U think it takes nothingness to be baptized? Get baptized first, then you can come back here and re-air your views
The end justifies the means, we all know that!

@lojik

when u're addicted 2 sumfin, it's so hard to let go, Windows vs Linux, is analogical to Blackberry vs Nokia

u get the point? Linux is more server-side interesting than Windows; but Windows is more user-friendly.

Its not easy grasping the "sudo apt install" "sudo get install" b/shit, believe me, not everyone is tech-savvy as you reckon.

Besides, Linux has their own brand of virus and trojans. Dont even argue, cos i write viruses, if u want a test on your Linux pc, u got it coming!

My friend uses win7 on his tablet pc, runs like a v8, no glitch, so could u retract your statement.

I dont wanna call you a fanatic. so let me say u're just being BIASED.