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Jokes Etc / Re: Back In The Days; Xmas Special by mxxpunkxx: 5:21pm On Dec 26, 2011
ARareGem:

Yeah, so sue me. tongue

Done!!

do u remember when u had a beef with dat guy next door. The both of u would be asked to build igloos with sand using ur feet.
1st boy: na my papa house be dis, if dem born u well, scatter am
2nd boy: if dem born u well, u scatter my papa own

na so fight take dey start oh, lmfao
Jokes Etc / Re: Back In The Days; Xmas Special by mxxpunkxx: 5:18pm On Dec 26, 2011
enitan2002:

How many of you usually knelt down then when you see aeroplane flew by then and singing this song "Aeroplane odabo, ba mi ki iya eleko, eko meji oyo mi, oyo mi oyo mi, bam bam jigi jigi"

i dont remmbr singing that . . . .

mayne u shoulda seen d cars and jeeps i built from empty tins Bournvita and Peak Milk. While, we used cut-out tyres from torn flip-flops .
I think we used to call it "JAN-WAY" . . sum'in like dat, and also the rubber-band games, damn, i used to have about 2,000 pieces of rubber band, won from gambling tongue tongue tongue, where are they?

just FB, Twitter, Pinging, #Goldhelpus
Romance / Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by mxxpunkxx: 3:48pm On Dec 26, 2011
@OP

where d car na? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by mxxpunkxx: 8:01am On Dec 19, 2011
^^ Irony!
Romance / Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by mxxpunkxx: 7:57am On Dec 19, 2011
odiaero:

Tnx u, this is the kinda people that still makes sense, not some kek napep driver


If u look like [i]s[/i]hit, smell like [i]s[/i]hit, and talk like [i]s[/i]hit, I don't have 2 actually eat u 2 know u're full of [i]s[/i]hit.”
Romance / Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by mxxpunkxx: 7:52am On Dec 19, 2011
chaii[i], some mothers do have 'em!![/i]

God made men, and God made monkeys, but u're God-made in-between!
Romance / Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by mxxpunkxx: 7:47am On Dec 19, 2011
odiaero:

^^ You too shut down, do u know me? even b4 u start your keke napep cabu cabu bizness, i was in germnay flying planes for my PP rratings
oh yeah flying virtual planes , and offering to pay us 100$ as if we live under d bridge.

i wouldn't wanna know u . . . . u're a product of mental senility crossbred wit artificial intelligence

even Abu Dhabi doesn't open his mouth like dis . . . .  quick, somebody get this [i]a[/i]sswipe some steroids
Romance / Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by mxxpunkxx: 7:41am On Dec 19, 2011
dude u dnt know me! so shut up plz

even before u tot of driving a Range, i have fumbled on its skeletons . ,

if u know what i mean!
Romance / Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by mxxpunkxx: 7:36am On Dec 19, 2011
odiaero:

Attention seeker, for your infor, i got my 2011 Range Over b4 your oga inspire_M, do a background check on me here and stop exposing urself grin

He drives an Auto-Biography; u should do ur research.

Now what is ur point? dat u're d richest dude on NL

on a scale of 1 - 10, i swear, if everybody would come out and show off, i would rate u 0.00001
Romance / Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by mxxpunkxx: 3:42am On Dec 19, 2011
@OP

after 6 pages; no picture of car n customized licence-plate. i spent 20mins reading this thread.
i coulda spent it m[/i]asturbating while watching [i]Nurses, that woulda been worthwhile  grin

by the powers vested in me, i wanna make conclusions:

A FOOL TELLS U WHAT HE WILL DO
A BOASTER WHAT HE HAS DONE
THE WISE MAN DOES IT AND SAYS NOTHING ALL


@odiaero
I really want to believe you hav a pimped Infiniti and u live at Osborne estate and u "march" about 3 other high-end SUVs. If actually you do, then you need reconstructive surgery on your brain. I can hook u up with Dr Rey aka Dr 90201. Just tell him to give u extra doses of  IQ-enhancers.
Have u met 2face Idibia in person? How bout Mike Adenuga, Don Jazzy and D'Banj? They won't tell you they are rich and drive a millie SUVs. They would only say :"the Lord has been good."

Quote me anywhere, it's only a poor fool that screams: "I am rich!!!, i av this, i own that."
U drive an infiniti (an already outdated car where I reside), most of us here drive Range Rovers e.g. Inspired_M.

So wetin be your problem? grin grin grin grin
Events / Re: Lunar Eclispe Today 10th December by mxxpunkxx: 6:37pm On Dec 10, 2011
sultan003:

 

Seconded

Thirded
Programming / Re: Facebook Programming Test by mxxpunkxx: 2:21am On Dec 07, 2011
You first!
Car Talk / Re: My Personal Solution To Lagos Traffic by mxxpunkxx: 10:23pm On Dec 06, 2011
So your solution to Lagos traffic is for people to get motorcycles? Chai, some mothers do have 'em

Mr. Spencer
Programming / Re: My Hard Drive Is Dying. The 303 Has Struck! by mxxpunkxx: 12:03pm On Dec 05, 2011
Caramaba!!!

we would never know if it was a fault from the HDD; the windows installation or the laptop assembly itself . .

just get an external SATA/HDD - to - USB connector. Take out the HDD and plug in the connector to another laptop.

If the HDD is still intact, the lapotop should be able to find and read it just like a USB flash drive.
Gaming / Re: Whats Ur Best Game On Ps3 by mxxpunkxx: 5:29pm On Dec 04, 2011
UNCHARTED . . HONOR AMONG THIEVES . . , .
Programming / Re: The Greatest Challenge Of The Programming World by mxxpunkxx: 2:57pm On Nov 29, 2011
BCuZiMBlaCk:

make the time
. . . . or shut up! grin grin grin grin
Programming / Re: Online Web Development Classroom Now Open| by mxxpunkxx: 1:22am On Nov 29, 2011
*dhtml:

You can now enroll for free for website development tutorials on http://www.classrooms..net/

Thank you.

vouch
TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Best 10 Movies Of All Time? by mxxpunkxx: 11:59pm On Nov 23, 2011
The Drunken Master
Mad (or how is it spelt)
Bruce Almighty
Rango
Lord of the Rings
Rush Hour
Krishna
Desperado
Universal Soldier
Big Trouble in Little China
Programming / Re: Female Programmers Stand Up And Be Counted by mxxpunkxx: 11:39pm On Nov 23, 2011
BukiBuki:

I'm in the Computer & Information Science department.

okay, write d simple "hello world" program in ur fav. language . . . lol grin grin grin grin grin
Programming / Re: Female Programmers Stand Up And Be Counted by mxxpunkxx: 6:22pm On Nov 23, 2011
*dhtml:

Even these onces that say they are female programmers self, i dont even believe at all. How come they dont come out to talk when we are solving problems?
ME I NO BELIEVE JOR - NO FEMALE PROGRAMMERS IN NIGERIA / NAIRALAND! I NEED PROOF.

Now, many nairalanders have met me in real life - at least more than 20 (from many boards too).

Correct
Programming / Re: Female Programmers Stand Up And Be Counted by mxxpunkxx: 2:18am On Nov 23, 2011
@all female programmers

so where have y'all been since when omo_to_dun has been posting challenges?

just one bashing, and y'all came out of hibernation, init?
Health / Re: How Do You Inform Someone Who Has Mouth Odour Without Causing Any Embarassment by mxxpunkxx: 3:45pm On Nov 21, 2011
mechanicaldummie:

"hey i'm bored! lets go brush our teeth",
^post of the day cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Gaming / Re: Fly Microsoft Flight Stimulator (fsx) Online And Earn 100 Dollars Monthly by mxxpunkxx: 1:40am On Nov 21, 2011
sandysprax:

grin  grin  grin  grin Was there disorder before? U talk as though we were in engaged in a war of words before. of course there is absolute decorum, am a gentle man sweety,i dont fight ladies, either physically or with the pen smiley.Its good to be good and share knowledge,thats how urs will multiply, so dont regret the advice u offered me even though it didnt help in any way.but the most important thing was that u offered it.
Way 2 go brother!

odiaero:

Hello, abeg we are not fighting here, abeg, Please 3 more on vatsim to kick off the payment of $100
Am in brother!

enitan2002:

Maybe if i had looked over the question raised by the person in question, there would have been decorum on this thread.
Shake it off, brother. We're all catching fun. Am very sorry if i offended you (with my post)

imperiouxx:

Guys, please stop all this. We are few on this large thread, so why should we engage in quarrels?
whatsup? am back now n' got time 2 spare . . . sorry 4 d long silence
Gaming / Re: Fly Microsoft Flight Stimulator (fsx) Online And Earn 100 Dollars Monthly by mxxpunkxx: 10:28pm On Nov 19, 2011
sandysprax:

By the way, Bootcamp is not virtualization, its more like having 2 OS on one system.
plz tell him . .
Gaming / Re: Fly Microsoft Flight Stimulator (fsx) Online And Earn 100 Dollars Monthly by mxxpunkxx: 10:26pm On Nov 19, 2011
enitan2002:


I will never engage in a war of words with someone that i can never look up to, regardless the age. T[b]hat is why mxxpunkxx, i will hold my words at ya.[/b] You can go on calling me names, it will never take anything away from my personality, and to those who have met me here the great odiaero, imperiouxx, and many others will simply laugh off at your silly attitude.
imperiouxx? com n testify, hahahaha
Gaming / Re: Fly Microsoft Flight Stimulator (fsx) Online And Earn 100 Dollars Monthly by mxxpunkxx: 6:42pm On Nov 19, 2011
sandysprax:

My dear, Bootcamp should work perfectly and runs all windows products on my Intel based MAC OS X as well.I've just met a colleague that uses it and has windows 7 on another partition of his MAC.Besides are u going to give me money to buy a windows based computer after spending so much on my MAC.Mtcheeewwwww angry  angry 

Gbam,,,,,,,,buy another win-based pc cos of a game, >>>
or dump King Mac for useless-windows, ?

its a HE, a silly 'he" for that matter
Gaming / Re: Fly Microsoft Flight Stimulator (fsx) Online And Earn 100 Dollars Monthly by mxxpunkxx: 6:35pm On Nov 19, 2011
enitan2002:

Software manufacturers/designers that release mac and microsoft OS versions of their packages aint fool in any case. No matter the tools here on the internet that makes you to install microsoft certified softwares on mac ox, it can never replace the real thing. There will still definitely be some short comings afterwards.
You can never see anyone that know so much about computing and IT related stuffs that will have only a MAC OS system, they have both, some even still have systems that run on XP all because of the compatibility hitches.

Best advice for you is to get a PC with win7, and forget about tweaking that will suit your MAC system
shut up jor
Gaming / Re: Fly Microsoft Flight Stimulator (fsx) Online And Earn 100 Dollars Monthly by mxxpunkxx: 4:42pm On Nov 19, 2011
sandysprax:

^^ thanks man, so helpful

you welcome
Gaming / Re: Fly Microsoft Flight Stimulator (fsx) Online And Earn 100 Dollars Monthly by mxxpunkxx: 3:37pm On Nov 19, 2011
sandysprax:

^^ i know honey, but my question was, is there a version for MAC?? or perhaps similar softwares anyone here knows that works on MAC?? This thing really looks like lots of fun.
Google is your friend, like they say.

Programming / Re: Please I Need Someone Who Can Put Me Through On Php And Mysql. by mxxpunkxx: 4:30am On Nov 13, 2011
^^ peeps wit only 4 posts don't always seem 2 get d joke
Programming / Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 8:10pm On Nov 11, 2011
Fayimora:

lol **running away** Wassup guys. .
coolioooooooo

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