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Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 11:41pm On Feb 02, 2012
Cogent:

Hey, Op man, no offence. Don't take my jokes serious.
I am just kidding you, besides I doubt you are still fasting and I think you have gone to eat food since.
[size=19pt]If you want us to believe you are fasting then post a picture of your flat and hungry belly for us to see[/size]. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
U think i easily ditch ma commitments into d gutter?


@all
take note . . i can hardly update this ish anymore . . . am on drugs as we speak!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 1:09pm On Feb 02, 2012
Cogent:

@OP, comon go and eat jor, use the internet for the information you need about what happens when a person starves; you wil get accurate researched information there from people that studied things like that. Besides you cannot carry out an experiment on yourself and expect that the results you get from it is the same results you will get for everybody else; people react differently under different conditions so while you might be able to go for three days without food, another person will be able to go for seven or more.
Therefore, use statistical findings to know the result of your experiment since they average such things and don't use individual findings.
[size=14pt]Unles you just like getting attention from anonymous people so if thats the case, please coninue your punishment.[/size]
[size=28pt]Talk to the, Talk to the,  haaaaaaaaaaand!!!![/size]

odun joy:

[b]@poster, i really appreciate the fact dat u are using urself as the guinea pig, 
evryday i do think about poor people in the  part of the world,
in some arab region and most Africa countries,
how dey survive even without food and high rate of poverty.
i sure GOD will save us


i ave survived few days witout food, due to quick intervention i survived it,

[b][b][b]i want us to know dat fasting is different from dis,
wen u are fasting u have d food but  only denyin urself because u are looking for sometn from GOD ,
but dis people in poverty have notin to eat, imagine urself in dat condition lyk d poster, we really need GOD'S intervention
[/b][/b]

@poster u are doin great, [color=#550000]nairalanders will surely give u an award for dis,

but pls wen its getting out of hand, eat something[/b][/b][/color]

You got me lmao here . . .

@joe4christ
Good to hear about your spirituality


@all
If you think am seeking attention here, then go ask @shaz @bjpumpindogg, @bolajibaoku @flowshow @chasisgirl  @mailmac @alexpissu @saucekid how we used to gain attention. For peeps. like Cogent, I've been on NL since 07 with various banned IDs (av lost count) . . . if i was seeking attention, I woulda gotten it way long before u even tot of postin ur ish-ful thoughts.  Re.tard!!!!
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 9:35am On Feb 02, 2012
youngbo$$:

God help u, am cheering for you as well
Thnxie

spicyhoney:

@Op I envy you, wish I could go just a single day without food; I'll be so happy with myself.
Sometin, u control your stomach - u control everything else

obowunmi:

OP: I would love to read your conclusion on this poverty case study that you are working on.

Do you know how many children go to school hungry ? and when they get to school, the teacher will beat them for no reason, or a silly senior will punish them
Mos' def'. Today, i'll be walking to an "imaginary" school. Just 20 blocks round my estate and back. I hope I can make it

omi247:

@ OP

Please be careful with what you are doing, I'm glad that you have people who are checking up on you who are close by and your mum is a medic, but there are still risks. I hope you guys have a back up plan for your eventual feeding (i.e liquidised or intravenous) because in the worst case scenario if you leave it too late you could be too weak/unable to even physically eat when you decide to you've had enough of your experiment.

Another important consideration: try not to overcompensate your hunger by drinking too much water as too much water consumption can also be fatal.

They say that the human body can go on average a maximum of 3 weeks without any food and only about 3 days without any water, but personally I have only ever tried to go about 2-3 days without food, as I love food too much and I am fortunate enough to not be without smiley. Good luck in your endeavours!
Thanks

@all
Updates coming your way.
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 2:20am On Feb 02, 2012
^^^ shame!
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 11:06pm On Feb 01, 2012
@all

always check page 1 for updates. . . . and am sorry for late updates.
My body is entering hibernation
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 11:04pm On Feb 01, 2012
life_style:

I stayd two days without food and water last year, I'm contemplating of staying without food for 7 days this year. How many days do you intend to go ? who is monitoring you ? do you live alone or with family?
30days . . am highly monitored (so i can't cheat) lol . . . . i stay alone but got family next door . . . so am safe, in case things go awry

sizzlers:

i can go for 365days
Oya, start na

klairekk:

If u xceed 22days plz imform mi.
Serious plz
Would exceed that, I know for sure!


obowunmi:

Well depends.

I think everyone should make sure that they are healthy before embarking on such journey. Especially if you have diabetes. wink wink
healthy, no diabetes

obowunmi:

I have also done three days without food or water. smiley smiley smiley

It was one of the most peaceful times in my life.
ironical for me grin grin grin

*dhtml:

Santa Maria! @op, please send all the food to me - my email is glutton @ . net - the email actually works.

O boy, i can go without food for 1 week - but i can extend it to 1-2 months if there was famine in the land.

Thief, Ole, carry am go!!!!

pendo89:

you still there op?? show up!
yes
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 5:46pm On Feb 01, 2012
@femary1
Spiritual ke? Hmmmn, don't know yet . , but i feel lighter and fit . . . Too much food kills, u know grin grin grin grin
As u can see, I am still fit enough to play with ma PC
But i have been sweating like hell , .
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 4:59pm On Feb 01, 2012
Godalone:

24Hrs maximum

Ur mind, its gonna be more than that !!!!


Cogent:

I give you three days to give up this fast; after hunger don waya you you go begin dey find excuse to go chop food. ("after all I don't need to use myself as guinea pig, can I not google the result on internet instead of doing this fast?"winkgrin grin grin
Anyway Op, drink a lot of water to eliminate headaches. You might not feel like drinking water but you have to.
I don't really subscribe to this water fast sha, I think you should see your doctorbefore doing things like this so as to know if you are in the right condition to carry out a water fast.
LOL, not so fast my friend!!

freecocoa:

Good luck to you OP but please don't forget to update us on when you start to see Everything double double in a very blurry vision,how you can't stand again cos everywhere go dey shake and your head go dey swell,how your belle go dey sing all kinds of songs starting with reggae,then enter hardcore rap to Rock and jazz then come end am with cool blues,finally let us know when you faint,you definitely won't be able to type[b],just have someone who would help you with that on standby.  



@Topic,I'm not much of a food person,I've gone 3 days without food before but I'm sure I ate upto a carton of biscuit and candy in those 3 days.  [/b]
LOL, funny u! yeah mom is a medic . . . and i got people around. They are aware, so they always checking up on me



@all
Enjoy the updates.
Phones / Re: Court Orders Airtel Nigeria To Reverse Name To Econet Wireless by mxxpunkxx: 4:56am On Feb 01, 2012
@koolking
they would never lay it on the table for you to see . .
it's a game . . power tussle, there' is more to it than meets the eyes.
Autos / Re: Feedback / Comments / Complaints / Suggestions by mxxpunkxx: 4:44am On Feb 01, 2012
ok. we've heard u loud n clear grin grin
Properties / Re: Own A House With 5million Naira Only! by mxxpunkxx: 4:43am On Feb 01, 2012
tlops:

how are these prices 5 million ?

Good question!! delusory advertisement
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 11:34pm On Jan 31, 2012
BlueDiva:

OP
I'm cheering for you.
thanks
Health / Re: What Can I Do About My Nephew's "k-leg"? by mxxpunkxx: 11:30pm On Jan 31, 2012
Dyt:

easy, u can get it done 4 as low as 3k
jst ask of dese ppl dat arranges bones

, and watch 'em break ur litle nephie's leg without anesthesia . . . right?

my advice? please leave him like dat . . when he's old enough to bear pains, then u can put him through surgery

most hospital do not carry out surgery on infants unless it's critical to life
Health / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 6:27pm On Jan 31, 2012
okosodo:

I can go 4 6 months
I think not
Health / Re: hello by mxxpunkxx: 5:29pm On Jan 31, 2012
Segun agagu:

@tspayne, she did nt mean d.  A N U S, she meant d D O G G Y style, abi poster
Yes . .  i think

@op
ur husband iz one helluva ni/gga
Health / Re: What Can I Do About My Nephew's "k-leg"? by mxxpunkxx: 3:59pm On Jan 31, 2012
it straightens out as he grows older . .

well, if u are not the patient type, then you can take him for reconstructive surgery

but be prepared to spend nothing less than $5,000 . . . could be cheaper, who knows?
Health / How Long Can You Go Without Food (practical Experience) by mxxpunkxx: 3:09pm On Jan 31, 2012
without food (just water only). . . 1 week? 3 weeks? 1 month?
Okay I'm on a thesis on the ill-effects of poverty in Africa. Guess what? I'm using myself as a "guinea pig"
For people like @imperiouxx who know me outside NL, this is real, no jokes!!!

Day 1. - Jan 31st, 2012

Height -  doesn't matter >>> height doesn't reduce without food
Body Weight - 60 kgs
Body Size - Slim (naturally)
Skin Color - Depends on lighting (some days i appear brown, and  i appear bleached on other days)
Eaten: Nothing, just drank 1x 75cl of bottled water
Remarks:  No visible changes in internal and external body functions.


God help me . . .  29 days to go


Update: 4.55pm - slight headache ( my mind playing tricks here I guess )
Update: 6.28 pm   -  headache stopped (no use of medication); no sweat, no fever - nothing
Update: 11.34pm - Gone to bed ( . .  with thoughts of Mahatma Ghandi on my mind)



Day 2. - Feb 1st, 2012

Height -  doesn't matter >>> height doesn't reduce without food
Body Weight - still 60 kgs - i hardly lose weight
Body Size - No visible changes
Skin Color - Appeared lighter today
Eaten: Nothing
Drank: 4 glass cups of water only
Remarks:  Woke up @ 1pm, with blurred vision. My heart was pacing. Went to the kitchen & drank 4 glass-cups of water. Was now sweating like hell.
                Dehydration, I guess. Then had a cold shower. After 30mins, I was feeling like my normal self.


God help me . . .  28 days to go


Update: 4.35pm - Reduced rate of saliva production. it seems my body is starting to enter defense mode.
                                 So I drank another 2 glasses.
Update:  4.50pm -  Browsing on ma laptop - checking out replies here. No ill-effects yet.
Update: - 5.45pm -   Cold sweat . . .  diving into the bathroom for another shower
Update:  9.00pm - Disaster strikes (okay almost) - I had to go get gas. I think I need a massage for my legs
Update. 10.00pm -  Rumbling stomach
Update 11.08pm  - Gone to bed (still experiencing Cold Sweat )



Day 3. - Feb 2nd, 2012

Height -  doesn't matter >>> height doesn't reduce without food
Body Weight - 57 kgs  - shocking, shocking, shocking; biggest surprise of the year
Body Size - Slim
Skin Color - Appearing brown (under inner lighting)
Eaten: Nothing
Drank: 6 glasses of 2H20
Remarks:  Tongue color getting pinker, My body feels like am in mid-air (paper-weight)


God help me . . .  27 days to go


Update: 9.30 am - headache headache headache headache headache headache headache
                                  every part of my body is cold (except my feet) - the reverse, kind weird
Update. 11.35pm - am too tired to update this thing . . . been on analgesics

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Phones / Re: Court Orders Airtel Nigeria To Reverse Name To Econet Wireless by mxxpunkxx: 1:02pm On Jan 31, 2012
Koolking:

Of course Airtel will appeal this judgement. The unstability of Airtel as a company discourages reasonable investment from potential investors. Did I miss something? 5% shares enough to reverse Airtel to Econet? What happens to the 95% shares of other shareholders? This is ludicrous. Is it not expedient for the court to ask Airtel to Pay Econet the 5% shares (with a percentage interest)? To me this judgement can not stand. It is quite obvious Airtel shall win the the appeal

the percentile figure doesn't count . . its d highest percentage that counts . . .it could even be 3% . . so long as the remaining 97% is split among several share-holders and none of them comes close to 3%, then the holder of the 3% has more rights to the company when it comes to decision-making, u get ma drift?
Technology Market / Re: Fairly Used 15 Inch Apple Mac Book Pro For Sale by mxxpunkxx: 2:36am On Jan 29, 2012
texazzpete:

'As ancient as i claim'? Shebi you know how to use the internet? Go to the link I provided and check to see what year your Macbook pro was put on sale.

You'd better grab that offer of 85k, no doubt made by a simpleton with more money than brains.

Once again, If you maintain that you are not out to deceive people, tell us how a 2006/2007 Macbook Pro can be '4 months used' in 2012.

dont be such a m0r0n, sorry oh, just kiddin
d laptop was manufactured in late 07, and he prolly bought it by 08.
went over to the bank and opened an account. instead of making a cash deposit, he used d laptop . . COMMERCIAL BANK OF FRANCE grin grin grin
the interest rate was very low and 5 months ago, he decided to close the account/ but he got an extra 300MB of core as interest
dats why d laptop now has a 2.3GHz processor. what else u wanna know?


@inspired_m
abeg come help us check the VIN of this laptop in dispute ohh grin grin grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada-part2 by mxxpunkxx: 2:27am On Jan 29, 2012
now a separate post for the boss, newacca

what;s up with you?

i hope we hook up too / / /  u know how it is / / /  da 3 musketeers
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada-part2 by mxxpunkxx: 2:24am On Jan 29, 2012
uhmm uhmm **clears throat****

bashtee:

@newacca

Alhamdulilahi, I ve done my Medicals on Friday 27th Jan, am going to return my passport back on Monday.My broda help me prayer for positive outcome oh.

@bullstriker
Tanx man,Na God dey do am oh. As for a document showing relation, you can create a family tree showing the family connection between you and your uncle,thats what i did,if there is any kind of payments e.g school fee which your uncle had paid for you before u can present it.
I am very sure that you will be fine by God's grace.
Good luck be unto u !

2sexy:

Newacca, my facebook id will be sent to you with the number you shall use to call me.

Man, I don't understand the whole school fees figures. They seem so high.

I see somewhere around $8k-$12k as tution fee for schools in Canada. Are we expected to pay all this money at once?
Kindly explain this step by step. My choice is as a PGD student and maybe am mistakem something. It's my first time with something like this and I hardly know anything here.

Do they provide financial aid and how does it work?
See this man ohhh , .u wanna school in Canada . . well expect to pay nothing less than $12k per annum (that should cover school fees + accommodation). However, this is just an estimate. The school i wanna apply to is $15k per annum for the total package . .
Stop looking at the figures, or u might lose hope. Just focus on achieving and the money would just come from nowhere. Believe me.

newacca:

2sexy,
u weren't picking d calls.
He was with his with Mary and he thought Lucy was d one calling . . U want cast him job? grin grin grin

henrywest:

Pls bros. Don't let me loose d respect I have for u. Why would u be replying all over? Just ignore man. All d "f" words and d rest of unclassified bigotry aint what we need on here. Pls, let peace reign between alexy, u and entourage. Bless u buddy.
ehn, you say? grin grin grin


imperiouxx:

sorry guyz
sup with u? did u eventually get the gaming accessrs.? as planned

Hotstepper:

guess good news, http://odili.net/news/source/2012/jan/27/811.html
we hope so
Webmasters / Re: Breaking: Nigeria Labour Congress Website Hacked by mxxpunkxx: 5:24pm On Jan 28, 2012
@ThatDave

commenting on this link

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/world-cup-ddos-blackmail-hacker-sentenced-jail-082409581.html


Why won't he be caught? No matter how professional u are, whenever greed starts to set it, it leads to disaster. I will ask u just 2 ques
1. If the hacker had just DDOSed their websites and maybe defaced them (hindering them from publishing the worldcup live matches) - do u think he would have being caught? Hell Noooooooooooooo
2. The report said he was blackmailing them . . perhaps threating to shut down their site in exchange for money. Now that;s a hungry hacker. A malicious hacker is not after your money, he's after your destruction/downfall. Considering the fact that almost $4million dollars was paid, how was the money recieved? Over the air? Wasn't it paid into a bank account? Which of course are traceable . . So that is how he was caught. Not because the ethical hacker did a good job, ethical my foot, but because he implicated himself with such ridiculous "ransom" fee.

Please get ur facts right before posting.
Webmasters / Re: Breaking: Nigeria Labour Congress Website Hacked by mxxpunkxx: 5:11pm On Jan 28, 2012
Mobinga:

cry cry

Why? Java is not difficult.

Maybe yes, but when ur mind is not in tune with something, it appears extremely difficult.
You know how powerful d mind is . . . .
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada-part2 by mxxpunkxx: 11:34am On Jan 28, 2012
fasa2020:

I can see you talks in rude manner, why not learn how to interact in an open forum like this ? @ mxxpunkxx, why not leave him alone for now, i know he will soon apologize after realizing his poo !

Who cares about your tablet here ?

Advice heeded. Thanks

imperiouxx:

I'm using [size=20pt]HP syrup[/size] here
U're mistaken, it's Toshiba Injection

bullstriker:
,
pls,anyone who can help me on how to draw family tree?

pencil, eraser and a sheet of drawing paper, please?
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by mxxpunkxx: 11:19am On Jan 28, 2012
^^^^ Gbam
Webmasters / Re: Breaking: Nigeria Labour Congress Website Hacked by mxxpunkxx: 11:14am On Jan 28, 2012
prodam:

@mxxxpunkx and slyOX
u guys are right, but what I actually meant was:

An ethical hacker is a computer and network expert who attacks a security system on behalf of its owners, seeking vulnerabilities that a malicious hacker could exploit. To test a security system, ethical hackers use the same methods as their [size=14pt]less principled counterparts,[/size] but report problems instead of taking advantage of them

the "certified" hackers at naijacyberhactivist has only took advantage of the loopholes, I am very sure there will be among them those that have acquired the CEHv7 (certified ethical hacker v7),

are u saying am less-principled than Slyr0x (cos he's ethical n' am malicious)?
Always remember:
- all malicious hackers can work as ethical hackers; but not all ethical hackers are malicious
- what an ethical hacker can do; a malicious hacker go do better (u dont wanna go down there)
Technology Market / Re: Iphone4 Up For Grabs! by mxxpunkxx: 3:50am On Jan 28, 2012
initialize:

is it gevey or factory unlock? what's your last price?

text info to 08080762473.

ah ah, initialize u still dey this planet . . . chief of Technology market
do u remember Numaj?

#op, sorry to derail ur thread buh am so excited to see dis dude
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by mxxpunkxx: 3:24am On Jan 28, 2012
^^^^ 926 posts? has someone been stealing ur posts? or did u forget some at the embassy?
howzit?
Webmasters / Re: Breaking: Nigeria Labour Congress Website Hacked by mxxpunkxx: 3:20am On Jan 28, 2012
Slyr0x:

Obviously. Ethical hacking means getting permission fom the website's owner before intrusion. .
. . . to help seal loopholes and undo any damage caused by a previous malicious break 'n' entry and/or that which can be caused by future malicious attacks
Webmasters / Re: Breaking: Nigeria Labour Congress Website Hacked by mxxpunkxx: 3:16am On Jan 28, 2012
My initial course of study for MSc was IT before I changed to International Finance n Banking. I bailed out cuz of Java and my oyinbo lecturer who asked me to choose a project that requires making a robot abi na robocop.

I was like which kain nonsense b dis so when I saw his line,I knew wikipedia is in to make some money from plagiarism.

Make he drop anoda rubbish and I go personally report am!
@dremoney
u effed up ohhhh, simple tin . . . go watch the movie Robocop, then play d video game again
u for get enough inspiration on how to build urs . . if u still don't get it, fastforward>>>>>> Terminator / iRobot will help grin grin grin grin
wanna hear a secret?
haha well, i bailed out of JAVA too, and am not even going back to it, at least not now.

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