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crismark:
Tribalism kills. Say no to it.

oga its like you just woke up from sleep without reading what i just wrote here,

i said its a joke and i dont hate the yorubas,

its something even the yorubas around me uses to joke on someone or maybe something that does not seem right to them,

and we all laugh it out in peace
try and get that!
cheers!

Its really bad bobrisky is kind of confused in this life,
are you really a man or a woman?
Please and please you need to be on one side so we can know where you belong to!

See one of his yoruba pictures here!
Lol

Read more comments here

olumide_babs:"One thing I love about African tradition/parents is that, as a child, even if your head no straight on a norm, it’ll be forced to straighten when you’re gonna be around them."

outlandish.moe: "That shows the respect he has for his parent."
cravingzrestaurant:"That’s a sign of high respect!"

ifee_ae:"Lool African fathers still remain undefeated. Drop all that madness somewhere else before u come home."

iamthomasdrake:"Bobrisky e still resemble man. Nothing changes. Make that guy no dey deceive him sef oo."

Please mods try push this kind of yoruba news to the front page abeg!

Photos from the birthday party of Bobrisky's dad has since surfaced on the internet

- The popular cross-dresser known for his vibrant makeup and hair extensions chose a more masculine look for the occasion
- Many social media users have reacted in amusement to the photos trending online

Nigerian cross-dresser Okuneye Idris Olarenwaju popularly known as Bobrisky has become the talk of many on social media, following his father's recently celebrated birthday.
Bobrisky who graced the occasion, left many fans and followers stunned with his fashion choice. The cross-dresser known for his heavy makeup and extravagant looks to events rocked a simple plain black men's wear and a red and black studded cap.

We Recall a video of him at his father's house for the celebration trended online, leaving many people amused. Well, more photos from the birthday have since surfaced online, showing Bobrisky, his father, relatives, and well-wishers.

The photos which have since gone viral on Instagram caused several reactions from people as many found it hilarious that he didn't dress up in his usual style for his father's big day.

Read comments below:

africatocanada: "He still applied makeup na."

iteegoigbo: "Anybody wee go marry Bob, shebi you de see him real photocopy, incase your pikin black."

honnieb_: "I swear na business strategy dis guy dey use for us."

flawless_stitches_: "This is bobhumble."

its.aloine: "This guy isn't really that peng without makeup and filters. On days he looks like a female and on some he looks like a male. He should just make up his mind. If he wants to be trans he should pick a side and stop confusing himself jare."

mandaz_collection: "Why is he dragging his jalabia? Make we no see say bobi don miss??"

houseofstrabella: "Why is baba facing another side. Is baba not happy to see aunty bro bob."

maamielet: "Shim’s filters were not invited to the parrie."

please my people just answer this one question i want to ask,
If your son changes his gender to female, will you accept his bride price?

2cul2care:
I love when ladies wear hills tho, it makes them look more elegant, but this 1 in the picture above is pure punishment.

bross abeg this one pass pure punishment,

aamalik070:
All for the sake of men

women have forgoten that they can never ever stop doing things all because of men,

even me myself dressing all nice and going out everyday is all simply because of women,

this two are really connected no matter how you try to hide out the truth!

Men do things to charm a lady,
also will ladies beautify themseleves to attract mens,

this two similarities flows together,

but the one i have seen and be sure of is been written in the bible,

try read genesis for you to confirm oh!

God said to eve,

for you have done this!
All your desires are going to be for ur husband for he shall rule over you!

Please and please abeg no be me talk am oh!

Am only a reminder here quoting bible verses oh!

Before all this girls will come for my head oh!
Cheers!

mytime24:
fashion2pain

hello dear,
your usernames states mytime24,
and mine also is my2chains,

it seems we have something in common,

although some folks are calling me to know if i deal on Golds and chains since my username is my2chains!
Lol,

i won't mind if we get to hook up from this platform,
or else maybe you are married or already taken

just my 2 cents!
cheers!

DhanBaba:
me too give you knuckle boss

naso the thing suppose dey be!

uthlaw:
boss,you to make sense!

na people like you i dey like die,
people make dey understand how life suppose dey be!

Alfather:
bros i have learnt alot. I have just one bullet left if i dont heat a million naira by december, then i was playing in the farm for 2years. God help me.
good night

hmm,
this life is just too strong,
but with patience and preseverance we will surely get there

one thing i have also learnt about farming is acurate preparations before you even venture to start at all,

mine i rushed to start and i never was calm enough,
but i started anyway.

The thing is that since you have involved in it already then there is no going back on it,

thats what is keeping me going till today.

But at the end am sure we will all smile together

Alfather:
the only advice i can give to you as a farmer with two years experience is,
do a practical in a little space of land and learn the does and don,t in cultivating a tomato farm. Having gotten the experience you can invest in a large scale. I have done my practicals of watermelon and i did it twice.i will be cultivating large scale by august. Mind you, if you don.t have the capital for large scale farming, go and borrow standing by the knowledge you have acquired from you practicals. Dont do peasant farming, because it is time waisting and it will take you know where.
thanks.

hmm thats true!

emmaodet:
Lol
I have never done it before and don't think i have the strength to do it.
It's well

i will not wish that kind of slavery work to even my worst enemy!

Alfather:
i have pm you

ok

Alfather:
what state are you now, am into farming too, we can make a good team

am currently in lagos,
that will be nice oh!

emmaodet:
hmmmmmmmmmmm

please be of help to him bro,

even the devil now will be on his kneels also begging for you to help him,

times are really hard now!

emmaodet:
Bro, these drinks u dey advertise go make you old quick quick oooo bcus u dey use artificial enhanced energy/power and not natural.
By the time u reach 40, u no go get strength again and body go don dey weak well well.
E just be like person wey dey tak drugs to bang woman, by 40 or so, the prick go don dey weak and tire well well unlike person wey dey use in natural power.

baba i understand you oh!
But the truth is that,

inshort let me ask you one question?

Please have you done pom pom work before to see how stressfull it is?

I know you are the type after doing it and been paid,

you will be the first to rush and buy many things at once and drink before you will die of no strenght again

things like milk,malt,lucozade boost,passion,glucose, even join with agbo all together and drink once,

but let me tell you something you dont know,

i onced took glucose to play a football match and it made me extra ordinary that day,

everyone was looking at me like someone who took hard drugs,

but the best food for strenght is cucumber and banana,

Westernlove:
This guy don tey for Street lol, Nice piece.....

i swear say we don see life tire!
Sotey some cult guys dey carry gun dey come our street come find who Bleep up for daytime,

oboy nobody tell me to pack comot from that my area around 10.30pm for night.
when some group of bagas show that night with guns in front of my house dey look for one yoruba guy,

but before then the whole area first been don run helter scelter around 7pm when we hear sounds of multiple gunshots,

i packed out unprepared to this current cool place am staying now by the grace of God

i don too tey for street na,
man gat to hussle to survive the right way,
thats why i dey try farming for now

some of my guys na bet9ja get them,
but as for me na my farm get me oh!

emmaodet:
What are you plans bro, if you don't mind sharing.

person make suffer cross border nahim you dey ask whats ur plan?

The thing is that,
he is managing for now doing pom pom work and so i dont really know if there is anything else for him now,

but bro abeg if you get any better work from ur side please be of help to him
please oh am begging on his behalf,
am even on my kneels now oh!

because i have done that kind useless stressfull work before for years,

but guess what,
i achieved absolutely nothing from it,

only using my money i was been paid with then to buy painkillers and different power boosters.

We were only working for food,
no single savings at all come out from that work

terrezo2002:
What does demon spirits need gold and those raw minerals they came to mine for.
Demons are real. The story is false. Same with Yoruba, and every other tribe version of some heavenly beings visiting.

demons also needs golds,
infact they very much love precious stones,

please go and watch one movie looks like the name was lord of the rings and see how a certain alien creature called smiggle or whatever his name was,

smiggle killed his fellow brother all because of a ring he calls (my precious)

to tell you how far demons are obsessed with any thing precious stones or perfums.

i once read a mysterious book about demons,

then i saw where they wrote,

you shall be given the power to control demons,
that you shall command them to go bring out golds and precious stones from their storehouse under the earth,

this instance is just to let you know that this demons have un-imaginable number of golds in large quantity that they dont even really need or know what to use it for,

they just store it for storing sake,

they just posseses it by force and will kill anything that comes close to steal it away from them,

they rather watch you die than to give you one small pieces of gold to take home

this world is indeed scary
cheers

Please op continue,
i am really loving this thread,

beacause i have been wondering how come this world came to be?

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth,

and the earth was without form or void,
God said let there be light and there was light!

This is what i just dont understand here,

i have been really trying to copy God on this last phrase,

sometimes i do say let there be light and nothing happens,

so i began to wonder how God did bring his own light,

its maybe he had another source of light he have seen somewhere,

because someone will not just stay and say let there be light for no reason,

and the thing is that he must have brought that mechanism along with him when he came to earth,

thats why they said life on earth in general was related to that great big bang explosion,

the big bang exploded and brought forth so many elements and chemicals that in which the lord God used in creating humans and all other things he created,

this our creator is far more advanced in knowlegde to know it will happen like this,

now am begining to wonder why is that when ever you visit a juju priest for success in business,

they would first of all check if you are really destined to be rich or not,

if you are not destined or not lucky enough,
they would tell you to make a sacrifice,

and this sacrifice will now be the one to open doors for you.

To tell you there are spiritual thing our eyes can never ever see and understand

please op continue because am really loving this thread,

there is indeed a God the creator

girls self eh
una just dey suffer una self,
why choose to bear this pain all in the name of fashion?

The thing self really dey funny to people make produce am,
because dem know fully well say all their custormers go cry tire after wearing this leg thing!

Na by the the grace of God women dey use survive oh!

Even we men no go like won suffer for this shit!

Abeg my people this picture below is it pain or fashion?

Kwon1999:
Ya.

Thats it.

But, what is the name of the energy drink.

just ask the aboki man for passion,

thats the name of it,
tell him you need it for strenght

even if the aboki does not have it,
then try look for those aboki that do carry all this medicines up and down and tell him you need the one that will give you strenght,

he will mix some sort of tea and give it to you in a cup for #100,

my brother make sure you drink it everyday even before starting work,

i swear say na you go even dey work your own still dey help ur other partners them dey work,

you go still dey tell dem say dem too slow for the work,

i tell you say me don do pom pom work tire for this life make i come,

now i don upgrade small dey work on my own by Gods grace
cheers!

Are u married or just preparing for marriage? Pls read dis:

WHAT A MOTHER TOLD HER SON A
DAY BEFORE HIS WEDDING

Mummy’s boy, you are now a man.
Tomorrow you will have a new mother, a new cook and a new person to share all your secrets with. It will no longer be me but her.
Love your new mum even more than you love me. Before you walk into her arms forever, let me give you some words to guide you.
There was a day I was arguing with your father.
We were screaming, Tempers were high. I was angry and He was angry. Then I called him an idiot! He was shocked,
He looked at me asking
how dare I call him that. Immediately I started calling him idiot, fool, stupid, crazy; I called him all sort of name.
Guess what he did? He didn’t raise his hands to hit me. He just walked away, banging the door as he went out.

My Son, If your father had hit me and destroyed my eyes, how will you feel sitting here with me today?
How will you regard him as your father?
Would you have been proud of him or would you be blaming me for calling him names?

Never hit your wife! No matter the provocation
just walk away and things will be normal.

Whenever she offends you, think of this story I just told you,

it could have been your mum!

After he left, I was filled with guilt. We slept on same bed that night and I went to him the next day.
I pleaded with him, I did all I could to show am sorry and he forgave me. That day I cooked his favourite food, yes you know he loves Pounded yam & Vegetable soup right?

After that day, I never called him names, my respect for him was ten times stronger.
There is something very important you must always do,

my son listen very carefully,

defend your wife. When she is under pressure, stand by her. If your friends hates her, it is your duty to make them see her as a Queen. Your Uncle, I mean Uncle Yusuf, never liked me.
But Ur father was always supportive until his perception changed.

There was a day your Father was going to host the owner of his company and friends. They were three of them.
That day I was in the
kitchen cooking for them and your father went to buy drinks.
When the table was set and food was served.
Everyone started eating. Then I
remembered I did not add salt in the food.

I was embarrassed.

Your father tasted the food and looked at me. He immediately turned to the guests. He told them that he instructed his wife last month not to add salt whenever she is cooking because of some problem with his body.

He said it in a funny way and everyone laughed!
The guests understood and he asked me to bring salt and everyone added according to their taste. He managed to eat the food without salt.

After the guest left, he went on his knees and asked God to forgive him for lying.

Your wife is like a baby, sometimes she don’t
know what to say or do. Stand up and speak for her!

Now let me talk to you about Sex.

You see Sex
is a wonderful thing.
Do not be surprised if your wife enjoy and need Sex more than you do.
There were days, I needed Sex more than your father and there were days he needed it more than me but the important thing is to always try to satisfy the other when they need you.

Don’t always think of your self.
There was a time things were hard and I needed to do two jobs to support your father.
One night I was so tired. When I got to bed he was in the mood. He try to make love to me and I didn’t refuse him. I was tired but I felt I needed to be there when he needs me.

When he tried undressing me, he saw my look and he stopped. He asked what was wrong and I said nothing. But he understand me better.
He stopped and then started telling me stories until I fell asleep.

My son, Sex is best enjoyed when the two parties are physically and mentally ready for it.
Sometimes, read your wife and understand her.
Make it a habit to go anywhere with your wife. Beside your job, move around with her.
If anyone invite you to his house and tell you not to come with your wife then be very careful.

Use wisdom.

I know you love mummy… I know you will tell me all your problems. But now things will be different.
Let your wife be the first to know before me. Let her be the first to see before me.
When you have problems with her don’t run to me immediately.
Wait for a day to pass and then talk to her about it. Pray about it.
Report her to nobody but talk issues out within yourself.

Finally, don’t forget to come and visit me with your wife every month!
I know you will have a happy home.
You will always be mummy’s boy.
God will bless Ur home.

Pls don't forget God, pray & seek His assistance always..

It shall be well with us all
amen!

OfemGeomorph:
I really like the inspiration in this post. I started worst than this after my NYSC but today i can look back and say it can only be God. Na only woman remain for my life now.

my brother no worry,
na with time God go answer ur prayers!
God go give you better wife make you go finnally settle down with and not all this types make go chop you down,
even chop also your last capital to use do business join,

it shall be well with all of us
amen!

Kwon1999:
I left home on 6th of this month to live on my own.

What I had on me that day was 100naira, so I started trekking to my lodge which is 44 kilometre from my parents house.

On the way, I met soldiers, police, touts who were all on their own, manning their territory with the aim of stopping interstate traveling. Just like political parties, in Nigeria that have no idea, believe, concept, and objectives those people manning the road/boarders were not interested in aiding the govt. to stop the spread of the virus; they were there for the money that they will tax vehicles.

After trekking 20 kilometres, I came across one of those group of people, and whether they were police or touts I can't tell. After one of them asked me where I was going, he asked what was in my bag. I told him "clothes and books" and knowing that he still wasn't convinced, I started raisin the things in the bag.As I was raisin my stuffs, he was feeling the bag with his hand, till I brought out my CFRN which made him say OK.

He gave me 200naira and put me in one of the cars they have been taxing. In the car, they person on the back seat asked about my face mask and I told him had non. I was strange to me that a woman could speak with the voice of a man, but I didn't try to turn my head around to to take a good look at her.

When we got to another check point, one of the police/tout said asked "u carry white man". I thought he was joking till we got down and I took a good look at him, and realized he was from either India or one of the countries in East Asia. When he was asked if he was from China, the speed he said no that he was from India was funny, but nothing in this world could be hilarious to someone who trekked 20 kilometres.

When I reached my destination, I rested for some time and went out to secure cement, concrete and sand mixing job.

That is how I have been doing that job for a week, now. It is not easy doing that job, but I think it is better for a 21 years old than to be going errands like a stupid and hopeless person, for my people, in the midst of arrogant and content neighbors.

Lastly, the plan is not to keep on doing that work forever; I will switch to a better thing when I make small money and when I make good money from the "better thing" my people will start giving me the respect fit for an adult with vision.

God bless ur husstle bro,
you are the type of inspirations people needs,

but please after working for your daily bread (i mean pom pom work) before retiring to bed try make you drink this passion energy drink make dem dey sell for small sachets #70-#100 depending on ur lacation,

all this aboki mallams dey sell am for their kiosk,

my guy with also good food for the night,
i promise you if you go work 2moro morning i swear na you go work pass everybody for that site,

you go dey work and you no go dey ever tire!

But with time abeg try change that kind hussle o!
Even me myself as i dey talk to you now i don set up my own farmland to cultivate okro and some other vegetables,

you know say man no suppose sidon dey look while others go dey comot dey go work then come back in the evening,

then na you go come dey house or for street dey greet them when them come back,
you are welcome sir!

No!
No be so my guy,
na for you also to follow comot go husstle then when you they come back as you don tire reach,
then people make dey street na dem go come dey greet you for evening,

how far guy how work today na?

Na you go come reply them

ahhh we thank God o!

callmeRichie:
Contentment is da key menh!

If nah 1 shirt you get, starch am and iron am wella!

If nah P5 una still dey use, don't OVERDO yourself if u can't avoid Hot 5 presently not to talk of iPhone5!

If nah spag and red oil u dey chop and u no fii avoid pepper, abeg chop am well!

Na these things go make story sweet when you later blow

Don't do copy copy! you can never be the original no matter how hard you try!

na this kind people i dey like,
my brother chop knuckle there!

WakeNbaked:
Why should a man discuss his plans with a woman?

not basically discuss his plans with the woman,
the thing is,
its better to let her know in time that you are not yet upto the standards that she will portray you to be,
like give me money for this and for that everytime,
let her know you are still a starter and she needs to love you for who you are and not for the money

if she no want then make she move ahead and look for another guy of her choice

my brother the hustle is real
start from somewhere atleast