lavylilly:
Lie kill you there!!! I go cast your useless start up oloriburuku omo a ke
Bloody bastards order are over 100 and there's delay I'm salary plus you get to overwork yourself with insults.

Ehen! I knew it.
I know it's possible to be getting up to 100 orders daily.

We'll have to employ more hands in the future...and definitely raise the pay to be befitting.

There's work to do.
Come, let's grow together.

The burden of proof.

Truth should prevail.

For clarity, we are a logistics company working remotely.
We have a team that handles all logistics coordination, payments and fleet management et al.
For reference sake, we need someone to keep records of orders.

We are a start-up, so orders are an average of 10 entries daily, coming through WhatsApp.

We handle everything, the Assistant would be required to write down the orders, so we can have a paperback record for easy recall and analysis...and potential to scale.
When the orders, and the demands of the job increases, we will definitely increase the pay.
Most of us are in the field...just help us write, send reminder and once in a week- cumulative report.

Hello Nairalanders,

I’m looking for a smart and organized Remote Assistant to handle simple bookkeeping and inventory record-keeping tasks. This role is perfect for any young and active youth, who’s good with numbers and detail-oriented.

Your Responsibilities:
- Keeping track of stock and inventory.
- Updating records regularly.
- Summing up reports from the records kept.
- Recalling information when needed.
📝🗒📓

What You Need:
- Basic communication skills (using WhatsApp).
- Record keeping
- Attention to detail and reliability.

Work Tool: WhatsApp
Pay: ₦15,000/month

If you're interested or know someone who would be a great fit, send me a message...on WhatsApp: /c/2348108076661
Let’s talk!

I saw one 2months old video- I had seen on YouTube, trending on twitter yesterday and I was shocked.
Now I'm seeing this post that is 5 years old on quora.

https://www.quora.com/If-a-coworker-is-stealing-your-food-and-you-address-the-problem-by-putting-something-in-it-that-makes-the-thief-sick-can-you-be-prosecuted-for-that-What-if-you-put-your-name-on-it-and-leave-a-Do-not-eat-note

We've all seen the first script...why are recycled shit trending all over again

Is it amnesia or am I over-rating these fellow countrymen?

Some people have only themselves.
No support system anywhere.

When they can no longer keep going on their own..........they attempt to end it.

Life can be overwhelming...but it is our responsibility to make the best out of life.
Do what you can do, -and what you know you should do.
Give your all...in all you do.

If you perish...atleast, you know you gave it your best shot.

PS.
Don't sleep on opportunities.
People have gone ahead to start and are earning well in those same things you had knowledge of years ago, but didn't do anything bout it.
New people will still start now, and be earning in ±3months time, but you'll still be doubting, be calculating, be planning in your head with slow execution.
Wake up...do what you can, and know to do.
✌

Op, I no see your thumb o... 🧐😏

You mean say all those unique videos on Home Delivery and Logistics in Nigeria, no one appeal to you at all?

https://youtube.com/@HomedelNG

So what?!

Diddy sponsored Barrack Obama' campaign also...so what gives?!

☝
People who bear the name Prince, have a sense of royalty...so I won't be surprised if this LordSugar is your female monika
@op

Kobojunkie:
Adeboye claimed to have been in communication with this deity of yours for over 40 years but he could not do the magic of healing this man, so why would you have this expectation of a man who has barely 5 years with this same deity? How come Adeboye's faith was not bigger than this man's faith and all Adeboye could offer him was oil that amounted to nothing?

2. What is Adeboye's Christianity about if Adeboye, even after 40 years could not heal this man with his magical anointed oil?

3. So, even though Adeboye has been going for health checks all of the 40 years he has claimed to be in communication with this deity of his, this particular man should not have been privileged to the same?

4. From the conversation, it is all too clear that you are aware that even Adeboye takes good advantage of the medical healthcare system abroad in particular does not teach what he practices— he gives anointed oil to others while he has doctors around him to take care of him when he is sick. So, why cast this man down but not Adeboye the grant fraudster in all of this?

5. Adeboye knows his fraudulent anointing oil does not work yet he offered it to this man. So, why can't he be blamed?

The man can't play the victim card, when he has been victimising others.
He's a part of the system.

Pastoral job comes with personal responsibilities in faith.
They preach that everything is attainable in xtianity, yet they don't live it...and still wouldn't leave it alone.

I don't even understand this system of putting pastors on salary.....is it a job or a calling...abi wetin una dey do like this?!
This isn't what we learnt about early Christianity o.

Mistral:
4. Inbuilt Artificial Intelligence

Did you know that the recent Android versions comes with an inbuilt AI software from Google called Gemini? It does all the functions of the third party AI apps, generates images and text, run Google assistant commands and interpret all sorts of websites links be it video or text.

To launch Gemini, you need to...

- launch your settings app
- locate Google option and click in
- observe all services listed and select Google App Settings (may vary in other devices)
- click on assistant
- observe your screen and locate Gemini
- set it up to your preference


After doing all these properly, the Gemini App may be included in your launcher or you might access it through your regular google assistant command.

Gotta try this...since its integrated.
I've always wished my ChatGPT would sync and run on the background, so I can call on it like Siri on iPhone

Kobojunkie:
This response of yours does not make sense at all.

If the Adeboye who had supposedly been in communication with this deity of yours for over 40 years - according to his own claims-- could not even use his magical anointing oil to heal this man, what magic could this man who claimed he had only been in communication for a period of about 5 years with this same deity have been expected to make happen then?

Adeboye has doctors on his staff and he flies abroad for his healthcare needs. So why in the world would he have turned to offer a snake oil scam to this man in his need of similar medical attention if not to confirm his heartlessness?

2. Poverty and sickness aren't attributes yet every Naira and penny Adeboye has ever spent in the last 40 something years of his life can be traced back to the pockets of his gullible sheeples and not from producing any tangible product or any meaningful investment. This man however invested his sweat and blood into Adeboye and got nothing for it all. His curse of was from pitching his tent with Adeboye, the so-called man of god who only renders cursed those who ,like this certified mugu,l, trust in him.

5yrs isn't a problem.
If you can even hear God for one day, that's enough.
But if he preached for 5 whole years, was it in deceit or ignorance?

Was he hearing from God or deceiving the people he preached to?
Doesn't he believe in his own teachings?
His faith could no longer carry him to get miracle money or miraculous healing?

What then was his Christianity about, if they keep preaching faith and healing...and when time comes to prove it, it doesn't work...even you- the Holy preacher?!

Adeboye can go for health check as an old man...but a pastor shouldn't die of sickness- Nigerian xtianity standard.

The pastor is complicit in his own death.
If you teach what you can't practice...then you've been leading your flock in the same ignorance that you're in...and inadvertently defrauding them through deceit.
You probably know it doesn't work...but you preach and gather offering; you teach supernatural as a way out/ plan B.

Don't blame Adeboye, if you who's a pastor- doing healing and collecting offering, can't help yourself from the same process.

God dey o...but this religion thing is complex.
I don tire.

Kobojunkie:
Stop Lying to him! His brother wasted his talent working for a business enterprise that paid him nothing for all his work and time, and when he needed help, all he got was a snake oil scam executed against him by the same man whom he had served for all that while. This couldn't happen to anyone but to a certified mugu.

He pastored for 5 whole years!
Was he in communication with the Christian God within that period, or he was just teaching the script...without substance.

Poverty and sickness, isn't an attribute of a true man of God...acording to Nigerian standard of Christianity.

So don't blame RCCG.
He is/was a pastor. He should take responsibility for his spiritual walk of faith.

Running a Bottled water company in South Africa would make much sense this season....if their business policies are favourable.

Nawa o.

No body don drop link ni?

How do we and can we partake in it?

What on earth could have led to such violence from a boyfriend?!

ORDINARY Boyfriend o!

You burnt a national treasure, a hero, a light to the younger athletes...why?!

Sometimes, you wonder how people of prestige end up with scallywags.

Well, na who first show woman love she dey fall for.
Love is craaazy!

SmartyPants:



Why would you sack someone just because they appear incapable of managing their finances?

You do have a valid point... the economy no balance.

If you thought he stole the lens, and person of dubious character, why go ahead to employ him?
And seeing the IOU inconsistencies, you didn't bar him or sack him.
Your story is not clear jare.

What's 20-50k compared to 10 months detention.

Hugging a tree?

What an achievement for a whole country.

Well, 9ja no dey carry last...we go soon beat them for record in pettiness.

PS:
He BROKE the record set by another mumu.
Well, mumu is in high supply in this world.

Krismas:
give me a name?
I hope u won’t say Wigwe.
Dey play

Maduka Cosmos of Coscharis comes to mind

olab059:


Okay, name one billionaire (in dollars) that has a genuine rags to riches story?

Maduka Cosmos of Coscharis comes to mind

Friend22:


Keep vomitting what you have no knowledge of.
Even as a layman and I did reach about this topic ,there are three forms of marriage allowed in Nigeria;
-Customary marriage.
-Marriage in act(court marriage)
-Religious marriage(which covers Islam,Christianity et al)

By law, no one is superior to the other and if one decides to do two of the three which the man in question did then,the right of inheritance has to be done based on each marriage conditions.
Simply put,the inheritance of the man will be shared based on Islamic dictates to the Muslim wives and Thie kids and whatever remains can be inherited by the Christian wife and her kid(s).
You can't claim ownership over something when they are rightful claimants to the same thing.
She(the Christian wife) can't inherit all of his legacies(property) because by law the other wives and their kids are also heir apparent.
QED...

You're wrong fella.

You just said the 3 marriages are equal.

So what's the basis for settling the 2nd and 3rd wife before the first wife?

Besides, there's a lacune in the marriage act, if it abhors multiple wives, yet still permits the man's religious rights in same subject matter.

Except, ͏in the marriage act, no other wife will be recognised under same marriage act, until the first one is void.

Then for sharing of properties, if all marriages are valid under religion and the law, the precedence should be given to hierarchy. That means the xtian wife gets first.

The question now is...should she claim her rights under the marriage act in which she had been married, which gives her 100%?
The co-wives will also claim their rights under the religious law...sharing between 2 of them.

The man didn't leave an estate, but he did the right thing.
He married everyone the right way so as to have equal benefits in his life and death.

Furthermore, in matters of a deceased, the constitution is above customary law...only for the living, is customary honoured.

In this case, its already simple. The court will share as equal as possible, and first wife chooses first.
If the first wife wasn't married under the act, the court can still grant her right of first pick, because it has always advocated for legitimacy of marriage under the act.
To top it more, some customary marriages do not give inheritance to women...it's given to their male offspring....or shared among the living male siblings.
So the Muslim wives may even lose out on the inheritance tussle.

She has a point for old billionaire money in industrial Nigeria...but not this new millennium technology money.

Billion is a big number sha...but I know millionaires in hundreds of million, do exist with the rags to riches story...even in Nigeria.

rowland545:
Wetin carry this thing com front page

TGIF

Now this is a more believable narrative.

jessylaurel:


There are many reasons why she lied
1. Because you complain of her wasting your gas
2. You’re stingy
3. You’re too petty (imagine entering the kitchen and looking out for wetness on the walls) your type will count the amount of beans and foodstuffs at home before leaving for work.
4. She’s definitely not free in your house that’s why she has to lie and cover up before you get back.
5. You want her to take out trash, you get angry because she didn’t clean the cylinder ah ah but she’s not free to eat common noodles. You would have count the noodles na or I guess she bought them with her money.

Barrister cum psychologist...you do have valid points of observation.

I guess that's the same angle @magnolia was tryna highlight earlier.

Why did she lie...fear?
Fear of what...your reaction?
What reaction....these reactions up here.

Crucialgem:
Even though I would blame her and all sort for lieing over something little, But from your write up I could draw the reason why she lied, like you already show how irritated you can be when she uses your kitchen so maybe she doesn't want you to start talking or making her feel somehow but still it doesn't justify the fact that she had to lie when you asked her severally

Good point.
He's probably a Mr Clean Man, and a Mr Rules and Regulations.....but doesn't justify an adult that loves you, lying to you.
The love should make him correct whatever fears she has that makes her lie.
We've seen your imperfections, but we must be better.

Stop being understanding and accepting your partners for who they are...you two must work towards being better partner for each other.

Tightpussy2024:
Till date my mom still inflated market prices for my dad. I still extortionate my man. Our mother's did it. If women don't chop your money who will?

Throw her away if that's you want, but know the street is bloody

Your mum doesn't buy snacks on her way back from market; eats it alone, and lie about it when found out.

If she can lie to you and still gaslight you...how can you trust her word tomorrow?
You'll always be doubting whatever she says...cos now you know she's capable of lying to you.

You should be afraid of lying to your babe...he/she should be your safe space...no room for games.
What is an adult afraid of to make her lie dat kind petty lie? She wan chop clean mouth...so that she go act broke and hungry to bill the guy, meanwhile she don codedly flex indomie and egg. Selfish parasitism.

Ayomide11111:


Never! I am not someone like that.
I am not a stingy guy. Infact there was a day she took all the cash (#5000) inside my cross bag and left me with nothing, hunger almost killed me at the studio that day, because I didn't know she has taken everything. Yet I didn't complain or scold her. She said she's hungry and she has somethings to do at the church that's why she took all the money and I forget about it. And there's no way a lady can starve in my home even if there's no food stuff I must provide definitely. Because when[b] a lady begins to starve she can compromise.[/b] What else she wants me to do.

What type of thinking is this?
You're not responsible for the choices another adult makes...even as her husband.

Its a complex world, one can always create/find an angle to justify a wrongdoing,