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 Jokes Etc › Re: . by mykali(m): 1:21pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
did u hear that my name is mogentle. i didnt know until today. how come about that? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by mykali(m): 1:19pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
chioya, u has betta not kills english the way u are does o! if nots u wills pay. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by mykali(m): 1:17pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
i said i will not enter here again so that my english will not spoilt. but u guy have tempts me again. who broughting this thread back to life.? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Clemcykul! I Love You! by mykali(m): 1:06pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
*pours water on the song and singer.* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Everybody by mykali(m): 1:05pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
@chioya. . . . .rotfalmaoafs (rolling on the floor and laffing my ass out and farting seriously)  please, lend me one of your ak 59, make i join the war. world war 15 don start so.? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Stroy Story, Must Read by mykali(m): 12:58pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
interesti. . . . *coughs*. excuse me, what was i saying? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: True Story: Ft. Ibkaye, Tufe, And Infobaba. by mykali(op): 12:52pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
info. u spoke the truth there. shit always happens.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mykali And Tytylayor On Pay Day(pay Per View Ooo!) by mykali(m): 12:45pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
lol.  so what are u trying to say tytylayor is now? equilibrium, u don join my list. for now its dj.crooky thats at the top of it. nice pix though |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 12:29pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
@moyola i feel ur flow gurl, ur rhmes are on fire ur rap skillz are also something to admire |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 12:25pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
u feel like the MOST HIGH when u smoke weed i'm like ur nytemare, d first son a demon seed |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Visual Comedy by mykali(op): 11:53am On Aug 22, 2008 |
mogentle. that pix no dey funny oh!! can u imagine being burnt alive  |
| Literature › Re: Lets Play A Game. by mykali(op): 11:36am On Aug 22, 2008 |
@sisikill yes, u can re-use authors. but it has to be a different story line or something. @savanaha. that was nice. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Meeting by mykali(m): 6:07pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
hmmm. a meeting wey more than half of the invitees do not know is already taking place? |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by mykali(m): 6:05pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
intonations are languages according to differnt cultures. . . . . . . . . .abi? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Johnny Dupes Tytylayor by mykali(op): 6:04pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
folahann:fola, na u read jokes pass. ? how u take no. links please. . . .   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Nice Story by mykali(m): 6:02pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
story! story!. . . . . . .story!!! literature thread neva die o!!! nice story sha. b4 u chop my head. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Dj's Dad Is Caught. by mykali(op): 5:54pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Thug Life:yeah som'n like that |
| Jokes Etc › Little Johnny Dupes Tytylayor by mykali(op): 5:53pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
One day there was this little girl (tytylayor )who always wore a dress to school. Every day she would sit on the bench and cry. Finally Little Johnny asked her why she was crying. She replied "I don't have any money for potato chips." Johnny said "I'll give you money if you climb that tree over there." "Okay!" said tyty. So she climbed the tree with a lot of little boys around her. She got down and he gave her money. This kept continuing for several days. Her mother got suspicious and asked her "Where do you get the money for these potato chips?" Tyty replied "From the boys at school. They give me money if I climb the tree." "Don't do that honey! All the boys want to do is look up your skirt and see your underwear." The next day tyty cried again and Johnny gave her money for climbing the tree. This time there was a bigger crowd than usual. When she came home she had a bag of potato chips. The mother said "Honey! I told you not to climb up the tree! The boys only want to look at your underwear." Tytylayor said "Don't worry mommy! I didn't wear any underwear today!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hello House by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
whatever |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mykali Lineage by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
well, i'm happy bcuz thru out the joke i didn't see my name. i cant stand my name in a stale joke. sorry tyty. better luck. . . . |
| Jokes Etc › A Dj's Dad Is Caught. by mykali(op): 5:43pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
djcrooky wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy , every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him". His mom is taken by suprise and says "Oh, well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." djcrooky says, ''That won't work" His Mom asks, "WHY?" djcrooky replies "Because the lady next door comes over, after you leave, and blows him back up!!" |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 5:37pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
yeah, sometimes just i try to be ludicrous moyola, tell me more about u, i'm curious |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by mykali(m): 5:29pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Jeovy:according to ibkayes dictionary/vocabulary. . . .if she cassshhhhh u, ur own don finish be that |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 5:24pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Brash!:no palava, when ur album drops i go buy am, no wahala that's if i 4get to use the money to chop egusi soup with amala ********************************************************** now back to business, all u who just want to be a witness sitback, enjoy, relax and i'm sure u wount regret thissssssss. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by mykali(op): 5:14pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
jaymobb:na vex u dey vex? |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 5:12pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
yo, brash, i didnt come here to trade punchlines the topic reads: give out ur best 2 lines rhymes. ********************************************* if u wan2 make ya self heard, go to the battle rap sektion this is the forum games sexion, and no place for a rap rendition |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 5:03pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
my rhymes are so cute, u can look but don't copy cuz i can see ur ready to go and print and photocopy |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 4:54pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
u might see me in a mode track soon if i get to feature thats because my lyrix are the best with fine texture. |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 4:50pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
my rhymes are the best to touch down the on nairaland planet if u dont have som'n to say, its prolly better to keep silent |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 4:43pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Brash!:now i can see u've come back to ur sences u have to put a rhyme at the end of both sentences |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by mykali(op): 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
djcrooky, who sent u to me? please. shoo away Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older. Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this too, as you grow up." Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friend's house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mother's conversation. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and about again. The Little Johnny starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are, You're 32 years old." The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The Little Johnny shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?", said the mother again. The Little Johnny says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex." |
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