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 Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 1:06pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
hey, why cant y'all get the picture mykali is the man for the future |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 1:05pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
last me, me last. u loser, me winner.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 12:21pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
if my eyes read correctly, the post said Rated 18. so what the heck ? i'm obeying instructions. u guys should try it sometimes (obeying instructions, i mean) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 12:15pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
chioya:my, dear. what are u trying to warn me about? |
| Sports › Re: Premier League: Fulham (1) Defeats Arsenal (0): 23 Aug 2008 by mykali(m): 12:14pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
all hopes are lost for arsenal. they might finish below the 5th position this season. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by mykali(m): 6:53pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
lol |
| Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by mykali(m): 6:45pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
cross |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Got To Be A Male Snake by mykali(m): 6:44pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
and who is eve? ibkaye abi. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 6:42pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
[color=#000099]parental advisory: explicit content.[/color] . . . .i'm raw, i make u want to have an orgasm and climax till your d!ck bleeds, and u don't have to worry about no cunt no more. u 4k whorz 4 4n, but they h8 u because your d!ck is -10''. my d!ck juice is sweet like shugar, your pussy so hungry for it, u're addicted . *runs to the nearest mens room and washes mouth with holy water and macleans* |
| Forum Games › Re: Words That End With "ing" by mykali(m): 6:35pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
yawning  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: . by mykali(m): 6:30pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
did u hear that i also believe so? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Jokes A Day By King Of Jokes by mykali(m): 6:29pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
sammy, kip it up. |
| Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by mykali(m): 6:11pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
. , , . .still thinking about it. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Man Has That A Woman Cannot Get by mykali(m): 6:09pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
loved the second part.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dangerous Virus by mykali(m): 6:06pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
lol, now that is what i call funny. he hi ho ha hi he hu hia hou. CSL |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If You Cannot Laugh by mykali(m): 6:03pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
sam milla. :owhere did u dig this shyte from? 2 thousand and 6  i love tha 69 part though, lol. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: . by mykali(m): 5:55pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
did u hear me say ''I GIVE A 4K'? |
| Forum Games › Re: ╚►Gimme 5: :d◄╝ by mykali(m): 5:53pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
dell compaq toshiba h.p ibm gimme 5 names of governors in the USA. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by mykali(op): 5:51pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
tufe dey sell shyte spliffs enh? and u be him no 1 customer/consumer. . . . . . .no be so? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 5:47pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was Seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" she asked. "I got fired." he replied. "What happened to the pickle slicer?" she then asked. "Oh, she got fired too." |
| Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 5:45pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
suck on lollipop. his d!ck looks like one. u'll enjoy it . lol |
| Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by mykali(m): 5:40pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
grisly bear hug. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 5:39pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
ibkaye : How Come 2 Chinese People Can't Have A White Baby? info : Because 2 Wong's don't make a White |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Black Condom And Panties by mykali(m): 5:38pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
cool. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: . by mykali(m): 5:35pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
did u hear i made that word up and it will soon be put in the dickie, and i'll get paid a mil benjies for my intellectual prowress ? |
| Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by mykali(m): 5:33pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
hmmmm. . , kiss or hug kiss or hug kiss or hug f****, excuse me pass.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 5:31pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
So this German couple have a baby, but when it's born it doesn't cry like a normal baby. In fact it doesn't make any noises - no gurgles, burps, crying - nothing. The couple let it pass and think nothing more of it, but after a year, the child still hasn't made a noise. The couple are a little worried, but decide to leave it a while and see if anything changes. After 2 years the child still isn't talking or making any noises so they take it to a doctor. The doctor discovers that there is nothing wrong with the child's vocal cords, and that if it wanted to it could talk. The couple are obviously upset, but they love the child nonetheless and it grows up without talking for the beginning of its life. One day, when the child is seven, the German mother gives him a glass of orange juice. "Mother," says the child "this orange is quite bitter." The mother is amazed and exclaims "Heinreich! You spoke! Why have you never spoke until now?" "Well mother," the child answers, "up until now everything has been satisfactory." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: . by mykali(m): 5:29pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
did u hear i just accidentally stumbled into a thread full of mongophians?  |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 5:26pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
rap all u want, but it aint taking u no where i'll come back after 10,000 days, and u'll still be here. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chioya's Job Application by mykali(m): 5:19pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
conversation. |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 5:17pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
brash, u just cant git it in2 ur head dont post no more of that dope ass shit on thiz thread. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 5:05pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
tufe and chioya are having a conversation, and chioya asks ''why do men struggle to make eye contact when they talk to girls'' tufe smiles and replies ''honey, breasts don't have eyes'' |
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