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 Jokes Etc › Re: Clemcykul! I Love You! by mykali(m): 2:05pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
tufe na oga for yab. na why i dey fear am any day?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by mykali(m): 2:03pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
ha ha ha. more like the king of beauty.   |
| Forum Games › Re: The Opposite Game by mykali(m): 2:02pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
gentle berserk |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by mykali(op): 2:01pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@djcrooky so did the plane crash or not? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: True Story: Ft. Ibkaye, Tufe, And Infobaba. by mykali(op): 1:58pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
naturally, if i am a boy, and i have a ''yummy'', it will be a girl. catch my drift? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughing Will Increase your Life Span by mykali(m): 1:51pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
tyty. nice jokes. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by mykali(m): 1:49pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
chioya, answer my qxn now, or. . . . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: True Story: Ft. Ibkaye, Tufe, And Infobaba. by mykali(op): 1:48pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
who be your yummie? i said names and places used are the figments of the authors imagination. abi u no see am.  any resemblance to exiSting places or people is completely COINCIDENTAL. . . . . AND I HOPE ''YUMMIE'' DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT IS. !!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by mykali(m): 1:42pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
chei. why women h8 men like so? she no even send, she wan chop the man money ? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Good And Bad Odour by mykali(op): 1:38pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
djcrooky:u no dey see road? battymius @tufe & ibkaye i sent myself |
| Jokes Etc › Re: True Story: Ft. Ibkaye, Tufe, And Infobaba. by mykali(op): 1:31pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
U DON'T. O DEAR. I'M SO SORRY. . . . |
| Jokes Etc › True Story: Ft. Ibkaye, Tufe, And Infobaba. by mykali(op): 1:26pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
please, this is just a joke. names and places used are just figments of the authors imagination. any resemblance to any existing place or person is completely, coincidental (but it has some element of truth inside)***************************************************************** Ibkaye had never gone abroad before. she had won visa lottery and boarded a plane to USA. she hadn't eaten any of the assorted foods on parade in the flight before, so she decided to do so. she ate everything that was being offered, as a typical naija girl that she was. then, on getting to the states, she got off the plane and decided to walk around and have a view of New York City, instead of taking a cab. after a while, her stomach starts groaning. . . .all the mixture she had taken on the flight was beginning to tell on her, so she needed to take a dip. the naija chic saw an alley as a perfect spot to do her thing and went about her ''duty'' when she was almost done, she noticed 2 police officers (tufe and info), coming towards her, and she was scared. if she got caught, she would be in big trouble. she decided to act fast. she brought out a cap from her bag and covered the dump. tufe and info arrived at the scene with a suspicious look on their faces., and the following conversation ensued. . . . tufe= hey, miss. what have u got there? ibkaye= officer, i just caught a bird. info= really? ibkaye= yeah! and i'm afraid if i try to catch it, it might fly away. i'm so glad u officers are here to help me. . . tufe (always the innovative mind)= okay miss, we'll help u. info, i'll remove the cap, and u'll grab the bird. info (oh yes member)= of course! as soon as tufe lifted the cap, info wasted no time in diving and used his two hands to grab the ''bird''. by then, ibkaye had developed 2 more legs and scampered. . . . . . . . . . . .END OF STORY. . . . . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chioya's Job Application by mykali(m): 1:01pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Ebonyj: if u dont know who johnny is, how come do u want to adopt him ni? johnny is one of the most stubborn children in the world, (if he aint the only one). and he is older than his ''little'' age. capiche? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Good And Bad Odour by mykali(op): 12:55pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
how can u cassshhhh me when i have dissappear. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The King? by mykali(m): 12:55pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
tufe or ituen. but na ituen dey win. maybe, na him get the most babes. |
| Literature › Re: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Writer Ever by mykali(m): 12:54pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@author. i suggest u put up a poll for it so people vote. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Good And Bad Odour by mykali(op): 12:51pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
*sneaks in, sees ibkaye, and dissappears* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Good And Bad Odour by mykali(op): 12:41pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@chioya and quadrillo me, i didn`t say anything o!!!. i just said oga sammy squeezed his nose b'cause of som'n. . . .and i din't mention what that ''thing'' was, so u are making whatever u're making up from ur own imaginative thinking. . . . @ ebonyj she no go do anything. i dey kamkpe. . . . like bagco supa sack. |
| Literature › Re: Lets Play A Game. by mykali(op): 12:35pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@ sisikill that was really cool. guys, we need more responses. . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chioya's Job Application by mykali(m): 6:23pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
this one that everbody is fytin to be the papa and mama of that nutty boy. . . . manickal. tufe. chioya. bibs. ha ba !!! |
| Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Foreign Writer by mykali(m): 6:19pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
JOHN GRISHAM, i love the partner. his best book i read SIDNEY SHELDON, that guy is too much JEFFREY ARCHER, master story teller STEPHEN KING, knows how to bring out the chicken in u NORA ROBERTS, when i want a little' romance. |
| Jokes Etc › ruby and her son, jeovy by mykali(op): 6:14pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
ruby pearl was on a plane going to the USA with her 7 year old son, jeovy. then along the way, the plane develops some problems and is about to crash. the pilot, manickal, comes on the plane mic. pilot= we are going to crash, throw out some luggages. passengers= okay! (and they threw out half of the luggages) after 15 seconds. . . pilot= we are still going to crash, throw out all the luggages. passengers= okay! ( and they threw out every single luggage on the plane) after 10 seconds. . . pilot= i don't think we are going to make it unless something drastic is done. throw out some people. no response. pilot= i repeat, throw out some people. . .!!! still no response. pilot= okay, we'll do it alphabetically. are there Africans on this plane? (no answer) pilot= any Blacks on the plane then? (no answer) pilot (looking perturbed) = okay, do we have any caribbeans on this flight please. . . .(no answer) 7 year old jeovy looks at his mom and asks her "mommy, what are we?'' ruby replies, ''my son, on this flight, we are ZULUS" |
| Jokes Etc › Good And Bad Odour by mykali(op): 5:52pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
i hope nobody's gonna have my neck after this. . . . . ********************************************************************************************** one fateful day, on a bus, the conductor (oyaletor) was smoking a ciggarette. as he enjoyed his stick, an aged man (sam milla), who was a passenger in the bus told the conductor to stop smoking untill he (sam milla) reached his destination. Oyaletor respected the old man and stopped. . . at the next junction, the bus stopped to pick up a ''pretty lady'' in spaghetti straps, who happened to be ibkaye. she got into the bus and took the seat next to sam milla. in order to relax properly, she raised her arms over sam milla's head and placed it on the back of the seat, . . . sammy's face turned red and he squeezed his nose and said to Oyaletor, ''i beg, conductor, light ya cigga b4 person go die here. . '' |
| Literature › Re: Lets Play A Game. by mykali(op): 5:38pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
SIDNEY SHELDON . . . yersterday, i met the man who made the windmill of the gods. he told me about the rage of angels that was going on. he said the sky is falling and warned me about the doomsday conspiracy that will happen if tomorrow comes. . . . he told me to find the lady with the naked face, saying the lady would give me the best laid plans for me to be able to capture the sands of time. . . . he also said the task was to last for[b] morning, noon , and night[/b]. , .at which time the stars shine down. finally, he said to me, ''tell me your dreams. . . . .and i will show u that nothing lasts forever. . . ." |
| Literature › Lets Play A Game. by mykali(op): 5:30pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
hey, novel freaks in the house. lets play a game of novel titles. use an author's novel titles to make something up. i'll go first. john grisham . . . . THE STREET LAWYER who works for THE FIRM was given A TIME TO KILL. . . .THE CLIENT that had stolen THE PELICAN BRIEF from A PAINTED HOUSE. He was sent by THE PARTNER, who discovered that THE RUNAWAY JURY were hiding in THE CHAMBERS, . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Clemcykul! I Love You! by mykali(m): 1:49pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
lol. i nor fit shout. . . .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BUT I JUST DID. |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 1:45pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
my rhymes make u wanna have orgasms like am solving som'n in maths algorithm. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Wife's Prayer (not Funny But You Will Smile) by mykali(m): 1:36pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
ROFLMAO. . . . THE HOUSE GO TURN TO BATTLEFIELD NA. . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by mykali(m): 1:35pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
there was no sign on the door to the other cubicle that said, ''i'm making a call'' so no be the guy fault. . . . nice joke. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Clemcykul! I Love You! by mykali(m): 1:30pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
*catches her and pours iced water on her head* ssshhhhhhsssssssssss. . . . , . , . . . now what were u saying? |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by mykali(m): 1:24pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
still no comment |
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