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 Jokes Etc › Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by mykali(op): 4:33pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Johnny The Gambler Little Johnny's dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a few of his old man's bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and everything, and he was good at it. Eventually, it became such a problem, that Johnny's teacher called his father to discuss it. After a long conversation, they decided to teach him a lesson. One day after class Johnny approached his teacher. "You're not really blonde," he said. "I've seen your bush and it's pitch black, you dye your hair." "I most certainly do not," she replied. "I bet you ten bucks you do," he said. She saw that this was an opportunity to teach him a lesson, so she waited for all the other children to leave the class and took off her pants, showing him that her pubic hair was the same color as the hair on her head. Johnny paid her the ten dollars and walked sullenly out of the room. A few hours later Johnny's teacher called his father. "I think I finally taught him a lesson," she said. "The hell you have," his father said angrily. "This morning he bet me $50 he'd see your vagina before the end of the day." |
| Forum Games › Re: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by mykali(m): 4:32pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
i don't mean to diss, but some peeps in here post thrash i dont mean to mention names, but i know a guy named BRASH rhymes man |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by mykali(op): 4:23pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@jeovy okay, choose between ibkaye, chioya, gabrywyl or tytylayor. who would u like to be ur mom (even though they all lie) |
| Jokes Etc › Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by mykali(op): 4:17pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
lil johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So little johnny goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, johnny says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." johnny replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit." |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 4:10pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
last. . . . . .again. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chioya's Job Application by mykali(m): 4:05pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
jaymobb:chei. chioya, bia buru nwa gi. o joro njo.  |
| Forum Games › Re: When I Meet A Nairalander by mykali(m): 3:59pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
i will |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Visual Comedy by mykali(op): 3:56pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
ruby and hubbie at the beach, . . . . . before it happened.
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Visual Comedy by mykali(op): 3:49pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
spenchux. always confused.
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| Jokes Etc › Re: True Story: Ft. Ibkaye, Tufe, And Infobaba. by mykali(op): 3:46pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@naijababe. na u sabi. lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Honesty by mykali(m): 3:42pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
gabby, safe journey. |
| Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by mykali(m): 3:33pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
dark half-stephen king |
| Literature › Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by mykali(m): 3:27pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
. . . i hadnt noticed her earlier because she was was hiding in the shadows that had been cast because of the setting sun. . . . . shouting at me and saying ''u hate me because i don't love u anymore?'' |
| Literature › Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by mykali(m): 3:24pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Visual Comedy by mykali(op): 3:09pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
gabby, always tryn to show off.
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by mykali(m): 3:08pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@uby40 please tell ur chic that was the best decision she has evermade since her birth. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by mykali(m): 2:58pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
sunej:lol. . . . lol. . . . lol. . . roflmao |
| Forum Games › Re: The Opposite Game by mykali(m): 2:56pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
coward bewildered |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by mykali(op): 2:55pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@ all. thanx 4 the complements. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Visual Comedy by mykali(op): 2:51pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
oyaletor, u wan commit suicide? wetin make u go grab NEPA pole na?
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Visual Comedy by mykali(op): 2:49pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
tufe, always on the p.c
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Don't View, It's A Blank Page. by mykali(m): 2:42pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
ha ha ha. who wants to eat some cooked brainy.? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Visual Comedy by mykali(op): 2:42pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
chioya and tufe, look at your first son. so whose side of the family is really responsible?
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| Jokes Etc › Visual Comedy by mykali(op): 2:40pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
sexxxxxy ibkaye. so cute
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Equlibrium Tried Cheating A Nun! by mykali(m): 2:29pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
if him show d teeth u go still talk say make him close am, say him no brush am well. oga tufe. i brush my own o!! sparkling white with bling bling ** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: True Story: Ft. Ibkaye, Tufe, And Infobaba. by mykali(op): 2:21pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
tytylayor:    i nor fit shout!!! |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 2:08pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
last, again  |
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