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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Accountant Needed In An Agricultrural Firm by mykelly(m): 12:13pm On Aug 10, 2016
That is not Auditing.....you can ask professionals in the accounting field. It should be separated and that is the standard
Farmafric:
You do not think it is possible he can audit accounts of different branches while at the head office?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Accountant Needed In An Agricultrural Firm by mykelly(m): 9:58pm On Aug 09, 2016
What type of job description is this? The Accountant will prepare the account and be the one to audit same. Get serious, later you will tell us there is fraud.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Application Time For N-power Jobs & Training Programmes by mykelly(m): 3:16pm On Aug 02, 2016
As in.....very myopic set of people. Young guys for that matter
Femich18:
Lol...Don't you know we have lots of hypocrites on this forum?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Application Time For N-power Jobs & Training Programmes by mykelly(m): 1:43pm On Aug 02, 2016
With your anti-Buhari comments so you can apply? I wish you best of luck
NigerDeltan:
have not gotten my Acknowledgement slip
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by mykelly(m): 7:14pm On Jul 31, 2016
The ones that are attending lectures
Dotwillis1:
One of the points below should be the reason you won't see some people in church today...

1. The lazy heads- these ones will feel reluctant to get up from their bed. They will spend hours staring at their chores without touching 'em, and then jump in bed again to relax or press phone. They start to take their bath at the closing hour of the service.

2. The rough'ians - they gat lots of dirty cloths piled up and failed to watch during the weekend. They wk up this morning to remeber today is sunday and start looking for what to put on and then you see them pack their cloth outside to wash when they ought to be in church.

3. Hangover victim- went to party last night, drank lots of alcohol mixtures and then walked home with their head. Now they find it difficult to get up from bed.

4.the ones with no offering - the feeling that people will be staring at them during the offering time, if they sit back while others dance to drop theirs, will discourage them from going to church.

5. the ones who traveled all the way to greet their bf/gf during the weekend and still want to continue from where they stopped last night wink

6. those who got hit by the last sunday's sermon and felt ashamed like the pastor was refering to them directly.

Better go to church and turn a new life grin

7. the ones whose working days exceeds 5 days. People like lalasticlala who work every sec. that counts to make 7days. I'm sure he goes to church tho. grin

Tell us why you won't be in church today if you didn't fall into any of the categories

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PoliticsRe: I Gave N1.2bn To Obanikoro, Bank Official Tells EFCC by mykelly(m): 7:12pm On Jul 31, 2016
Is this the only thing you have to say about the revelation? I pity your mental capacity
promqueen247:
I thought banks keeps their dealing with customer strictly confidential, the authorities backed by court order only request for financial records not staff contribution. This is violation of work ethic.
PoliticsRe: Fashola. 14 Companies Partners FG On $1.75bn Solar Power Project. 1125MW by mykelly(m): 6:35pm On Jul 22, 2016
From the above it seems you are the ignorant party, firstly you complained about cost, you were corrected and now you are saying small power plants scattered around the country is not good....You want a gigantic project that will not see the light of the day abi? We are in this mess today we relied so much on gas coming from same place thereby giving NDA so much power
sammydemperor:
Nah, not today, not now... I won't insult you, Your ignorance has done that to you already

If you could read effectively maybe you'd have had a better understanding of where am driving at

some countries have the luxury of experimenting with solar powered plants, others like Nigeria don't, we currently have an installed capacity of not more than 7,000MW. Instead of building small plants everywhere, why not build something large to generate what can supply the entire country for about 18 hours daily...

You can say all you want, but i won't stoop to your level of immaturity by trading insults... I'd rather trade opinions with you

Thanks
CrimeRe: NDLEA Reacts To Uduak & Hobbit's Cocaine Addiction Fight On Twitter by mykelly(m): 4:40am On Jul 22, 2016
You don't need to pacify a drug dealer/user, he has just used some dosage
Inspectahdeck:
Bro please take it easy. Nothing concern the president for this matter.

Just pray that things get better for us all.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Reacts To Uduak & Hobbit's Cocaine Addiction Fight On Twitter by mykelly(m): 4:35am On Jul 22, 2016
Which evidence do they need again moreover, the pix posted with displayed coke is what?
Atmmachine:
Nigerians are very stupid.
They will arrest you for committing adultery.
They will arrest you for saying that you use cocaine, what a useless country.

Here, people post their guns, drugs and home addresses on Instagram and on Twitter and the law enforcement don't do shiit.
You can't get arrested for confessing to 500 murders or confess to drug trafficking without a solid evidence,
This doesn't happen in Nigeria where people get killed for stealing eggs

You have no fuccking right to arrest people for what they do in the comfort of their homes
Car TalkRe: Range Rover Sports Vs Mercedes G Wagon, Which Would You Choose? by mykelly(m): 12:39pm On Jul 09, 2016
Your Oyster card shal make you whole
Siena:
[color=Blue]I'm not exactly a fan of either SUV.

The Range Rover is a not so well-built SUV, and in terms of quality control and build quality, utter garbage. I would rather buy annual Oyster cards, than touch a Range Rover in any guise. Ugh!

The Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon is well-built, but big and brash, the ultimate show-off's SUV. A status symbol deluxe. This is the SUV that will have me running.

Towards it. [/color]
PoliticsRe: I Will Be Vindicated And The Wicked Will Not Go UNPUNISHED: Ekweremadu by mykelly(m): 10:21am On Jun 28, 2016
SeverusSnape:
No be only yam; na cocoyam.

Ekweremadu, Nothing, I repeat, Nothing will happen to you.
you will always know nothing because you are nothing
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 120,000NAIRA Salary Job With A Private Firm Or Salary Below 100,000 With FCSC by mykelly(m): 10:22am On Jun 24, 2016
Yes, you will get other bonuses depending on the MDA you are posted to.....you are the only person that can decide what you want
bodmas2005:
Thank you all for ur time,opinion and advise i really appreciate. Yes i know that federal govt job is d best in term of job security which u cant find anywhere but u know money is tempting too #smile# on the day of my interview with d private firm i was told they needed some1 that will stay with them for a long time if not forever and they asked me how much i want as salary ..I be wan tell dem big money i just say make d money no too much..lol thats why i said 120k and i got their sucess mail welcoming me to their firm the third day who knows the pay might even be more than that,will confirm that when i get my offer letter. For FCSC who knows if they pay them other allowances apart from their monthly salary i just need to know.as i type am on my way to abuja for the FCSC job...am just confused..Wetin man go dohuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 120,000NAIRA Salary Job With A Private Firm Or Salary Below 100,000 With FCSC by mykelly(m): 10:18am On Jun 24, 2016
Pls, where did you get the road safety you talking about?
Olalan:
It depends on what you want for yourself. Do you which to set a mark for yourself in the private sector? If no I would advice you go for the road safety job cause of job security and it offers a path for a long fulfilling career.
PoliticsRe: Abia Launches New Urban Taxi Scheme by mykelly(m): 11:04am On Jun 11, 2016
Bro! Innosson is not metal scrap, the cars might not be the best but a good step in the right direction
irunooboo:
The mumu governor is proudly flaunting Hyundai cars as taxis but they expect other parts of the country to buy their glorified metal scraps they call innoson autos. Hypocrites undecided
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Break Their Fast At Femi Gbajabiamila House by mykelly(m): 4:42am On Jun 10, 2016
If you say this about House of rep what will you say about the senate.
kingkakaone:
The house of Reps is a very funny chamber in Nigeria. They care too much about food, and money no wonder they always fight every time. THEIR WATCHWORD IS GREED...


Their greed knows no bound.





to those of u who like quoting people negatively just because one of them is your godfather, please fast-forward yourself to the next comment because I don't have time replying WITCHES AND THEIR BAD BELLE.

May God bless everyone who will not attack me for nothing and who knows the truth about all these criminals called politicians.
PoliticsRe: South-South Governors Want Corruption Charges Dropped To Stop Pipeline Attacks by mykelly(m): 9:07am On Jun 08, 2016
I don't really blame people like you, cheap internet data is to be blame
TippyTop:
End the anti corruption war if all the president wants is to jail influential figures from other tribes using anti corruption as his weapon.

If Bubuhari wants to fight corruption he should start from the richest ex governor in Nigeria.

Start from Tinubu and you'd get our support.
PoliticsRe: Should President Buhari Bring Back These Goodluck Jonathan's Folk's? by mykelly(m): 7:32pm On Jun 05, 2016
Why not add Deziani to show us your stupidity
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Interviewed By Peace Hyde: 'Nobody Who Touched Diezani Survived' by mykelly(m): 7:48am On May 04, 2016
Dele Momodu is getting useless day by day my brother
modath:
Diezani and Dele Momodu must be congratulating themselves for playing a fast one on Nigeria, till date, no one else has sight or sound of the thieving frog eyed witch apart from Dele Momodu who also happens to be Saratiff's champion...
PoliticsRe: Saraki Attends Ekweremadu's Book Launch (photos) by mykelly(m): 12:29pm On Apr 28, 2016
Book launch or party? Coz I can see Moët & co
itsdumebi:
Senate president, Bukola saraki attended the book launch of his deputy, Ike Ekweremadu yesterday. Photos below
http://dumebiifeanyi.com/saraki-attends-ike-ekweremadus-book-launch-yesterday/
PoliticsRe: What Has Been Ben Murray-bruce's Contribution To The Senate So Far? by mykelly(m): 1:14pm On Apr 26, 2016
People of the same mentality think alike you know
cktheluckyman:
Why don't you focus on your own senator and leave ben bruce to his own constituents
PoliticsRe: Fuel Crisis: New Underground Crude Supply Line, A Sign Of Change In Progress by mykelly(m): 1:46pm On Apr 25, 2016
It is very obvious you are a genius, I recommend you take over from him when sacked WISE-ONE
SeverusSnape:
The petroleum minister is a dullard. He should resign.

Nigerians are suffering on the queues and they are here lying to themselves.

Propagandists tongue
PoliticsRe: Fuel Crisis: New Underground Crude Supply Line, A Sign Of Change In Progress by mykelly(m): 1:44pm On Apr 25, 2016
It is very obvious you are a genius, I recommend you take over when he is sacked Wiseman [quote author=SeverusSnape post=45002637]The petroleum minister is a dullard. He should resign.

Nigerians are suffering on the queues and they are here lying to themselves.

Propagandists tongue[/quo
PoliticsRe: Politicians Who Visited Aso Rock In The Past Were Given $100, 000 – Presidency by mykelly(m): 11:42pm On Apr 24, 2016
Nelkoko:
And u xpect us to believe dat rubbish.... Him know How many pple dey visit a day? Pple go just open dia mouth talk rubbish make dem say dem dey work.
you don dey vex?
PoliticsRe: Saraki Faults EFCC On Clearance Of CCT Chairman by mykelly(m): 11:36pm On Apr 24, 2016
Judge Saraki!!! I hail you
TheFreeOne:
Says clearance cannot override AGF’s recommendation for Umar’s removal, prosecution

By Tobi Soniyi

Dr Bukola Saraki, has dismissed the purported clearanceof the Chairman of the Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT), Danladi Umar, by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) in relation to his alleged involvement in a N10 million corruption case.

Saraki contended that there was no time the EFCC cleared Umar, and that even where such clearance existed, it was a confirmation of his (Saraki’s) position that the CCT under Umar could not ensure fairness in his trial.

Saraki, who spoke in Abuja through his lawyer, Ajibola Oluyede, argued that the clearance purportedly issued Umar by EFCC could not override the recommendation made in 2014 by the Attorney General of the Federation (AGF) for Umar’s prosecution.

Oluyede said it was only the AGF that possesses the power, under the law, to reverse a decision to prosecute, arguing that his client’s application urging Umar to disqualify himself from the trial was still at the tribunal.

He faulted reports that the application had been thrown out by the tribunal, noting that since the prosecution was yet to respond to it, and it had not been heard, the tribunal could not have decided.

He also faulted reports that he was thrown out of the tribunal’s sitting venue. He said that he was at the proceeding until it was adjourned.

He said that he would argue the application before the tribunal once it was ripe for hearing.

“We are not saying he (Umar) is guilty. We are saying he is tainted and that he cannot act independently while the EFCC that is investigating him and had indicted him is now prosecuting our client before him. That is why we asked him to recuse himself from the trial.

“He did so before in the case involving former FCT Minister, Jeremiah Useni, where he excused himself from the hearing on the ground that he had close relationship with Useni. We are asking him to do so again now because of the facts that we have presented,” Oluyede said.

Referring to some additional documents he filed before the tribunal, Oluyede noted that upon the EFCC report of June 24, 2014, the then AGF directed then EFCC Chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde to prosecute Umar and his aide, Ali Gambo for accepting bribe from an accused person, Rasheed Taiwo



http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/04/24/saraki-faults-efcc-on-clearance-of-cct-chairman/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Directive On Salary Payment Impossible – AGF by mykelly(m): 11:29pm On Apr 24, 2016
It appears must of you didn't even bother to read what he posted, pls where did the AGF say is impossible in the trash you posted? Is not a must you post/comment, pls don't expose your folly in the public
Christianity EtcRe: Saraki's CCT: Guru Maharaj Ji Sends Powerful Message To The NASS by mykelly(m): 7:46pm On Apr 23, 2016
grin
babdap:
Send to GEJ that you predicted would win 2015 presidential election. Oniro jatijati
PhonesRe: What You Probably Don't Know About The Ntel Network by mykelly(m): 7:26pm On Apr 21, 2016
dustmalik:
This thread was created yesterday
ok
PhonesRe: What You Probably Don't Know About The Ntel Network by mykelly(m): 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2016
Got registered @4:22 ? The time is not even 4pm, typo I guess
iDRAW:
Just got mine few minutes ago. I was at the Ntel stand; Transcorp Hilton lobby 1:55pm and got registered at about 4:22.

Activating the Ntel SIM comes with lots of benefits as mentioned in previous times.

The SIM card is an all in one type, meaning it can be used on a Nokia "touch light" phone, BB micro sim slot and as well as on Apple iPad and other gadgets.


The SIM Card is Free of Charge

You only pay 1k for a 3 days data bundle, N2,400 for 7 days or N9k for 30 days.

Any of the above bundles qualifies you for a 3 months Unlimited Data; SIMply Amazing!

Note: Voice services currently unavailable nationwide.


I'll upload images before the end of today.
Jokes EtcRe: Checkout Hilarious Cartoon Of Our Senators (photos ) by mykelly(m): 3:29pm On Apr 21, 2016
Classic cartoon bro....message 100% understood
Car TalkRe: Has Anyone Driven An Innoson??? by mykelly(m): 9:29am On Apr 21, 2016
Good.....it will be much ok if you can post a pic of yourself standing by the car
EMPEROR032:
I HAVE INNOSON UMU IS OK,VERY COMFORTABLE.
PoliticsRe: How Intelligence Reports Foiled Saraki’s Near Escape From CCT Trial – Ripples by mykelly(m): 7:14pm On Apr 19, 2016
PhonesRe: I Got My NTEL Sim Card... by mykelly(m): 6:41pm On Apr 19, 2016
grin nothing do you....pekas
MrMcJay:
Whenever they have a crew at Pekas Hotel, I'll get mine. grin grin

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