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dayokanu:
Instead of Sharon Claiming Figo captained Barca That had bros like Aberlardo, Sergi, Guordiola and Nadal.

Yo Brashy,wetin make you dey surprise,abi you no remember that nursery rhyme that goes
Sharon is a problem child e ya e ya yo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219615.msg4096560#msg4096560 date=1246051444]Who u giving a dap? I can't come near you[/quote]Dap ?mo'fucker I wasn't gon giv yo ass no dap,fact the clenched fist was to be used to punch your face in, bloody asswipe 

You may be nothing but a glorified scapegrace,still you're beloved,nothing can change that cuz u's ma fav'rite love-vendor,your ex-con status notwithstanding 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219615.msg4096560#msg4096560 date=1246051444]Your date of birth reads 11-04-1963.[/quote]
Real funny,but sorry to dissappoint you fool,we ain't birthmates

@ Sharon,


Nice jabs,hope you still got more,I could do wiv some more WAs

Oh, about my promise not to reply,well,'twas one of 'em promises that are made to be broken

And Chacal,

Fuc.k you to da bone you ablutophobic scoundrel,you can now swing the last punch,there'll be no further response from my end cuz u're still beloved

So come get ur dap ni''a

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219615.msg4096076#msg4096076 date=1246043941]It is so obvious you are suffering from a mid-life crisis.[/quote]LOL.
Mid life crisis,do you even know what that term means? or you just like engaging in needless argy-bargy
Vagabond,I see you must be everywhere as it's obvious you suffer from the human form of acute laminitus

Mid life crisis,PLEASE,but you know I'm not even close to the age bracket,I'm warning you stop confusing me for FBS 


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219615.msg4096076#msg4096076 date=1246043941]Hahahahahaha, this baboon was born with a penis in his brain.[/quote]But you know I'm actually a very athletic and good-looking bloke  ,and about the penis in the brain,what was in your bloated brain at birth soured beans and rotten melon?little wonder at times you exhibit the intelligence of a retarded cockroach

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219615.msg4089453#msg4089453 date=1245953553]If Sauron is a problem child, then you and your epileptic siblings are all consummate plonkers.[/quote]Last time I checked,the only entity you could describe as epileptic is NEPA/PHCN and plonkers are you and dayokanu,so

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219615.msg4089453#msg4089453 date=1245953553]I don't belong to your category of electronically-challenged bastards.[/quote]
C'mon don't be a boor,there's a difference between hitting away on the keyboard 24/7 in your pimpdom and internet/electronic sagacity

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Yo mama teeth so big and gapped, Carl Lewis ran hurdles with them.

@ J Unit

Yo mama so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked "What color?"

@ Krayola

Yo mama breas.ts so flat yo daddy flinches anytime he sees people eating fried eggs

@ Liljeezy

Yo Momma so silly, she studied for a drug test!

Brazil will still beat the USA in the finals,'t may be by the skin of their teeth albeit,the Yanks tend to piss in their pants anytime they face Brazil,only their female team is immune to that virus

J UNIT:
@ MYSELF 2, THANKS,, BUT HERES ONE FOR YOU SORRY:[/b]Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

It's aight dawg

Yo mama so broke she sold sperm she sucked from her ho bizness to the sperm bank

J UNIT:
[b]@ STATIK, I SEE WE GOT A WAR GOING, DIDNT U HEAR IM THE YO MAMA KING, OK HERE IS A FEW FOR YOU:

Yo mama is so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

That's ill

Krayola:
hahaha. . . nice one

Yo momma is so poor, she hangs toilet paper out to dry

Yo mama so dumb,on a trip to Benin,she saw a sign that read Benin Left and said damn,I shoulda come earlier

I'm not surprised Banky was so articulate,but I'm impressed by his control of diction and syntax,however,the same cannot,unfortunately be said of Eldee,whose response was very shallow devoid of valid points,his anger and immaturity got the better of him;a grammatical neophyte will pooh-pooh his submission in a heartbeat

That said,I eagerly await 9ice'e response,I'm sure he'll do better than  Banky  

@ Mr Abati

You had some salient points no doubt(as most of what some so-called artistes dish out these days are so crappy,bereft of meaning and undeserving of any serious attention),but you showed a kind of extreme disdain for the artistic identities and preferences of our present day artistes,without taking a lot of factors into consideration,you appeared to talk down to your target artistes in your write up,and exhibited neither tact nor diplomacy therein .Is it the many name spelling errors?I guess you tried too hard to lump so many sub heads into your editorial write up and ended up with a journalistic howler.

I suggest you do a RE and set the records straight as some of us regard you too highly to now assess you based on that write up

Bros,I still hail

J UNIT:
shaz, how did sauron become a moderator, i dont get it.

Don't sweat it mate,I guess it's cuz Sauron has been a problem child,
Heard tell dude's a love-vendor,his whores do his hustling while he sits in front of his PC 24/7
Now seriously,I guess it's a reward for his consistency on nairaland,if you sum up the number of posts by Sauron from his Jackal to Chacal to the final metamorphosis into Sauron,I doubt if any other nairalander that has/hasn't been banned before can match him posts-wise

Yo J Unit
U gat me all cracked up
Nice lines son,u's a ill mo'fucker
Keep droppin'em bombs ni''a

[quote author=3- TRINITY link=topic=285523.msg4051044#msg4051044 date=1245339661]There should be a massive bombardment of the entire Niger Delta so that all those trigger happy Ijaws will be wipe out[/quote]Another certified dunce on nairaland,so the entire ND is now populated by Ijaws,even if that were to be the case,are all Ijaws members of MEND o rue

Krayola:
Can you please explain this delusion?

Krayola,krayola ,oh I remember you,well it's delusional to suggest that for every doctrinal or dogmatic disagreement,christians should stop going to church

muyoto:
If this trash is what proceeds from your 'overflow', I shudder to think of what you 'essence' must consist of. . .

@Kunle, some very thot provoking questions you raised. . .

@Mutombo

Before you spew drivel from your gutter of a mouth,if you had objectively dissected my earlier post,you could not but agree with the delusional stuff.I mean the OP is suggesting that staying away from church is a sort of solution to the percieved short-comings in churches.

Shudder all you like,I don't give a flying fuc.k

This is another deluded OP,don't get me wrong,he's honest and deluded.
Raised some poignant issues,but I don't think he should stop going to church,take what the Bible admonishes you as a christian to go with and discard the rest which more often than not have no bearing on your spiritual groeth or salvation,period

Andy Uba is an impudent[b] Arrow [/b] ,serves him right

JJYOU:
rat on a rat. plague on his house and life. izua is a big thug and a very evil and nasty one for that matter.

more of [size=28pt]a high thief [/size]if you ask me

Is this the same Bob izua who was fingered in the murder of Big Joe and some other prominent men in Benin and whose younger brother,Tony kabaka was arrested some two years ago on murder charges,well I think the chicken s coming home to roost

FBS:
Milan To Replace Kaka With Arsenal Star Francesc Fabregas – Report

Dont believe everything you read in the papers.FAB4 will either go to Barca or remain a GOONER.End of !!

Krayola:
Because Arsene Wenger is a miserly pedophile that loves to get little boys for cheap

Oh c'mon gimme a break,whatever has signing mostly young players got to do with paedophilia? pedo this pedo that.I wonder when this silly WANKFEST will cease

AW is miserly no doubt(an attitude that has not been profitable),but leave the Arsenal fans to worry about that

Like DonJon said;Lordy Lord
See what the alleged superstitious act of the Oba has caused


[quote author=$osisi link=topic=278029.msg3960230#msg3960230 date=1243877808]I can't believe anyone would be supporting this sort of nonsense.[/quote]Beats me too,never knew enlightened people could be this myopically superstitious

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=278029.msg3960230#msg3960230 date=1243877808]The oba is concerned about parasites now?
This is getting crazier[/quote]Blimey 

Never seen this kinda unique marketing strategy,quite ingenious

mbulela:
the only reason why ribadu stands a chance of a legacy is that whether biased or not, he was catching thieves.
that can never be said of Farida.
according to a well placed source, he put the fear of God into thieves in high places.
they were stealing but their was no laziness in the act.you had to be ingenious, think up ways of beating the law.
but now,

Spot on my friend
A pig begets a pig,the Farida that was foisted on Yar Adua by two of the four most-corrupt governors ever,in the persons of James Ibori and Bukloa Saraki cannot but do the bidding of her employers or will anyone kid himself that Farida will one day arrest any of her benefactors??

Hmmmm,too many things

Drogba is leading becuase of the numerous chelsea fans on nairaland compared to the Barca fans
Essien who?please try A Zaki
Kanu?thanks but not in this era,though he holds the record of being the most decorated among the lot and one of the most successful footballers(if not the most decorated) in Africa

Tradition my foot.The Oba and his chiefs should wake up.There are other meaningful aspects of our culture worth dwelling on,this is just one ridiculous pronouncement.Now we know those that have been sabotaging the efforts of NIFOR to bring Nigeria at par with Malaysia as far as palm oil production is concerned