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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Attacks Idris Ibrahim, Says Ex-IGP Known For Election Rigging by Mysselff2: 12:40am On Jan 21, 2019
Yambee:
Buhari, Obasanjo,Mr Idris,Atiku and Goodluck Jonathan are all mad.

Nigeria is where it is today because of them.

Your frustration-induced rant will no solve any problem.Take am easy before you wounjure yasef
Pets / Re: Rapid Response Squad Dog: What Breed Of Dog Is This? by Mysselff2: 12:25am On Jan 21, 2019
beatcoins:
That's a Chow Chow. Google it.

It's a Chow yon ung

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Unveils Five Pillars Of Development For Lagos by Mysselff2: 2:57pm On Jan 20, 2019
thegrinch:
I hope he means well for Lagos

He can't mean well for Lagos ke,,, Ambode meant well for Lagos; where is he today ?
Politics / Re: Lagos Policemen In Fear Over CP Alleged Fight Back, Hand-pick Posting by Mysselff2: 2:08pm On Jan 20, 2019
dokyOloye:
Tinubu's brown envelope journalists on the beat again.
That's how Ambode suddenly became a bad governor when he fell out with Tinubu.

Don't mind those mushroom journalists working for the man with rotten teeth and diapers aka Th!efnubu

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Politics / Re: More Photos Of Atiku's Return From US by Mysselff2: 5:10pm On Jan 19, 2019
baliyubla:
This Saraki aide must be very powerful to have all the paparazzi on him and not Saraki. I bow for APC.

Welcome back Jare our Incoming Presido. If you flew all the way to be part of today's debate, then the dullard has no reason to abscond. grin

You dey mind the yeye zombies
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To The Disruption Of Atiku's Town Hall Meeting In US (pics, Vide by Mysselff2: 3:51pm On Jan 19, 2019
samisj4real:
This is not even news worthy.

If Buhari loves Nigeria he should vote for Atiku.

EPIC
The best post on this thread
Education / Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Mysselff2: 3:46pm On Jan 19, 2019
@OP you forgot one;

A cackle of APC members

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Education / Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Mysselff2: 3:45pm On Jan 19, 2019
24hoursreporter:
We never stop learning. We discover new things every day and some just too interesting while others are mind-blowing.

In this article, we have come up with a collection of Funny collective nouns for certain animals you may not know. I was basically surprised while writing this article.

By the way, who came up with the phrase “A murder of crow”. It is so weird. When you understand collective nouns perfectly, you can include them in your speech unconsciously. Trust me, this will definitely improve your communication skill.

You can bookmark this page, in case you need some of these funny Collective Nouns For Certain Animals You May Not Know

Funny Collective Nouns For Certain Animals You May Not Know


A cartload of chimpanzees

A murder of crows

An armory of aardvarks

A quiver of cobras

A bask of crocodiles

A coalition of Cheetahs

A Shrewdness of Apes

A convocation of eagles

A herd/parade/memory of elephants

A leash of foxes

A flamboyance of flamingos

A tower/journey of giraffes

A cast of hawks ( when they are together generally)

A kettle of hawks ( when they are in flight)

A boil of hawks ( When spiraling)

A band of gorillas

A bloat of hippos

A leap of leopards

A cackle of hyenas

A conspiracy of Lemurs

A parliament of owls

A prickle of porcupines

A pandemonium of parrots

An unkindness of Raven

A venue of vultures

A crash of rhinos

An implausibility of wildebeests

A waddle of penguins

A dazzle of zebras

Well, in this list of funny collective nouns for certain animals you may not know, I think “A parliament of owls” is the best. It is a well-crafted phrase for such amazing nocturnal birds like owls.

But the one that is so heartbreaking is “ A murder of crows”. Life is so unfair, who could have come up with these names?

Source: http://www.24hoursreporter.com/2019/01/19/funny-collective-nouns-for-certain-animals-you-may-not-know/




Nice
Politics / Re: EFCC Denies Raiding Onnoghen's House, To Drag Fani-Kayode To Court by Mysselff2: 12:23am On Jan 16, 2019
SalamRushdie:
EFCC you need a re-haul and rebirth because Buhari has tarnished your image so bad

EFCC needs to be born again

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Politics / Re: Political Parties Mock Ibraham Idris On His Birthday by Mysselff2: 12:22am On Jan 16, 2019
Olamsoh:
So the AIG appointed IGP is the one who supervised Osun & Ekiti elections for APC? Tested and trusted? No wonder they retired 7 DIGs for him. That’s how they appointed IGP Idris from Kano. My people the rigging plan is being finalised. Removing Buhari is a tough.

I agree
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Saraki Shaking Idris Ibrahim, Ex IGP Today by Mysselff2: 11:48pm On Jan 15, 2019
iwayumeh:
Never knew Mr transmission can be this humble ....

See life see how him dey stretch him hand even before big boy Saraki reach him place...

The irremovable Senate PRESIDENT the nightmare of Buhari and the cabals

I tell you
Politics / Re: How Uzodinma And Okorocha's Factions Clashed At APC Rally (Photos) by Mysselff2: 9:43pm On Jan 15, 2019
NigeriaIsDoomed:
Party of criminals

Exactly
Foreign Affairs / Re: Terrorists Attack Hotel Complex In Nairobi As Many People Confirmed Dead (pics) by Mysselff2: 9:42pm On Jan 15, 2019
Racoon:
Adherents of the headslammers faith again.Global islamophobia is justified. undecided

Headslammers religion aka the religion of piss
Politics / Re: Photos From 240MW Afam Power Plant Constructed By Buhari In Rivers State by Mysselff2: 8:09pm On Jan 15, 2019
The lifeless one initiate and complete a project ?? I doubt,
I will wait for Reno Omokri that catch them and expose them as usual

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Politics / Re: Photo: President Buhari And CJN Walter Onnoghen At Armed Forces Remembrance Day by Mysselff2: 4:25pm On Jan 15, 2019
Buhari is the problem of Nigeria
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by Mysselff2: 4:19pm On Jan 13, 2019
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lefulefu:
some of u guys dat keep sidechicks even when u are married..at least if u come dey get enuf nacking frm ur wife u wont have dat rime to be keeping harems of women all over the area.abi no be d enuf sex wey una no dey get from una wife make una dey keep sidechics grin some of u guys dat keep sidechicks even when u are married..at least if u come dey get enuf nacking frm ur wife u wont have dat rime to be keeping harems of women all over the area.abi no be d enuf sex wey una no dey get from una wife make una dey keep sidechics
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The above does not apply to me, no be only side chic. Na side fried chicken
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by Mysselff2: 5:18am On Jan 13, 2019
lefulefu:
Eat plenty watermelon then jog for thirty minutes everyday and also drink lots of water.i assure u dat after doin all these ur energy will be revived times ten and when u enter in za oza room with her she will be d one begging for mercy.dont let a woman defeat u in bed biko.also avoid beer,ciga and soft drinks or cakes.

Is it a competition??
He said the girl is his fiancée, for how long can he keep up with that behaviour ?

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Politics / Re: MC Oluomo's Friend 'Spider' Issues Warning After He Was Stabbed In Lagos. Photos by Mysselff2: 11:21am On Jan 12, 2019
SheikhMuniru:
You Have Said It All, What Goes Around Comes Around..RIP To Agbero MC OLU-OMO In Advance

Q.E.D
Politics / Re: Photos Of Tinubu At APC Meeting Earlier Today Surface Online Amidst Ffk's Claims by Mysselff2: 11:31pm On Jan 10, 2019
Ah ah ,nairalanders cant you see that Tinubu is truly sick? See the way he is pressing his heart, he is feeling whether he heart pain is still here
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed 14 Boko Haram Terrorists Before He Was Killed by Mysselff2: 11:28pm On Jan 10, 2019
Vinstel:
So one soldier was fighting while another one just dey one corner dey count how many people him drop?

The thing tire me.See e kind idiotic story wey him dey narrate

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Politics / Re: Burial Photos Of Afeez Ismail Who Was Gunned Down During Apc Rally In Lagos by Mysselff2: 11:26pm On Jan 10, 2019
cucumbae:
MC oluomo that was calling his opponent to armed themselves with guns and prepare for a war in an election.Meanwhile he was not prepared for the war.

They should all die so the people can have some peace
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Kill Boko Haram Terrorists, Retake Baga (Photos) by Mysselff2: 11:20pm On Jan 10, 2019
cucumbae:
No pics?

Amnesty international will misinterprete the pictures
Politics / Re: Rex Idaminabo Flags Off "Handshake" Campaign In His Constituency by Mysselff2: 10:17am On Jan 10, 2019
Nice one
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Declares War On 2face Idibia Officially by Mysselff2: 10:16am On Jan 10, 2019
Is it not too early in the year to manifest symptoms of madness ..??
Someone please tell Blackgoat or Blackface that who God has blessed, no man can curse, Tubaba is so blessed by God, he is arguably the most humble and most lovable Nigerian artiste of today, I really find it hard to believe that anyone would have any ill feeling toward Tubaba.Envy and malice is like acid stored in a thick plastic bottle,with time it will eat up the plastic bottle from within.Blackgoat is a plastic bottle full of acid, he is finished, Tubaba has nothing to do with his failed career

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Celebrities / Re: Boy Who Got N1M From Davido Buys Tricycle, Davido Reacts by Mysselff2: 9:22am On Jan 10, 2019
peteruuu:
that is true, he is stup*d!.


Should have invested properly undecided

Tricycle is a NO NO!


I'm sorry if that hurts!.

Children of nowadays would not ask their elders for suggestions and ideas before proceeding to their plans.

Mr theory,you don't want to know what returns keke NAPEP will deliver in a year if managed directly by the owner

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua And Paul Pogba Hang Out Together by Mysselff2: 9:14am On Jan 10, 2019
ElRapido:
They are three in that picture. But you are only talking about two.

You never hear of attachee
Celebrities / Re: E-money Vs. Mark Zuckerberg’s Car Collection (see PHOTOS) by Mysselff2: 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2019
Who compares Mark Zuckerberg and E money under any criteria whatsoever
Zuckerberg' cars cost probably less than 0.001% of his net worth,while for E Money, if you sum up the total worth of all the cars he has posed with in those photo ops, it's probably about 30 to 40 % of his net worth ( as I understand most of those cars were rented)

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Politics / Re: Journalist Hit By Stray Bullet During APC Flag Off Campaign In Lagos. Photos by Mysselff2: 1:08pm On Jan 09, 2019
GuyWise101:
Nigerians should boycott Apc rallies and campaing because their leader is a known terrorist who feels happy when people are killed...


Boycott Apc rally to save your life.

As harsh as this sounds, it makes loads of sense,,,,,

Imagine if the bullet had gone some centimeters more to the left, it would have pierced his heart and a very young woman would have become a widow, some innocent young children would have become orphans. ( assuming he is married with children)
Romance / Re: 13 Amazing Tips To Be A Perfect Girlfriend In 2019 by Mysselff2: 1:04pm On Jan 09, 2019
Bizmagnet:
See resolution for new year! You'd better pursue what will add value to your life in 2019 and forget about every unreasonable relationship whose major aim is immorality. If you're not ready for marriage or unwanted pregnancy, forget boyfriend for now.
Contact me if you need a website/blog/software

In the words of Chief Zebrudaya "TOLD THEM"
Politics / Re: Badeh’s Wife, Children Removed From Watch-list by Mysselff2: 1:02pm On Jan 09, 2019
abdulazeez1002:

You are a criminal

Sorry, you're mistaking me for your father,,,who happens to be the closest criminal to you
Politics / Re: Badeh’s Wife, Children Removed From Watch-list by Mysselff2: 1:01pm On Jan 09, 2019
Wiseandtrue:

Na real life be this bro. No be nollywood be this ooooooo. This evil government will make the person and the evidence disappear!

For them to remove Badeh from the picture just like that shows the kind of animals we are dealing with!

Alex should have gone on self exile and work against him from there. Staying here was not wise! It cost him his life!!!

Yea you're right, I agree with your point

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