Thank God my stomach started misbehaving when he started talking.I was in toilet for almost 15mins

What can I say... my body detoxes crap quickly

Let me guess,the dead people were paid actors



It will not be well for people that it will not be well for

This looks more like owode border than seme

1.As humans we've reached a point in lives where we're never satisfied.we see something that is not popular as underrated and when that same thing become popular we say it's overrated
2.Humans are superficial wether you want to believe it or not,so take care of yourselves and look good at all times.Most people find favor (especially ladies) when they look their best.
3.Political correctness has killed dark humor and comedy in this our generation so be careful with what you post online,the past can easily come to haunt you in this digital age
4.Not all unpopular opinions have to be true or fact, they're literally called OPINIONS for a reason so take them as that. You mustn't agree with someone's opinion

What is good for the gander is good for the goose...my guy carry on

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I wish I was poor as he currently is

1-I would rather die than go ride or die for a man

2-Melinda had anger issues she should have worked on

3-Robert is a lazy shamless man like how would you do everything you planned with one woman with another,from the yatch down to the Mf wedding dress and ring.doesn't Diana have her own taste?

PS for those of you that say this thing cannot happen I pray you don't experience something like that

blue film is blue in colour while porn is errr
porn in colour?

developing biceps due to a lot of time spent braiding your strong kinky hair yourself

the resemblance between Jacobs and his son is real

This the first time I'm seeing an actual handsome guy on nairaland with good picture quality and good dress sense

I actually opened the thread hoping to be disappointed by visa phone picture quality passport looking my head is bigger than your generation's pictures

After suffering all these one child will now stand up,look me in the eye and say ''shut up mom''LMAO


I'll shut you up forever

17 years of being a lesbian or what?
cause I'm not understanding

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
celibacy or virginity shouldn't be gender restricted in my opinion

Deltayankeeboi:
human trafficking is a profitable business.


I show no pity for those who out of greed and selfishness find themselves in the net of human traffickers

A 19 year old girl whose mates are writing their first jamb wants to travel to italy. Please give me ten reasons why i should not use her to make money by selling her off to italian sex maffias.

Is it not italy she wants to go, good. . . she will definitely go



Carry your cloth woman and dump it in a trash bag. . SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE BETTER LEFT AS STATUS QUO

Your mindset is scary nigga WTF

op your moniker describes the story

Jaqenhghar:



Its not as easy as it sounds. I tried it at the office once it wasnt funny. You need to keep practicing and increasing the length of time.
Then you need to ditch the high heeled shoes

I'm actually too lazy to stand for a long time doing nothing so this standing thing isn't going to happen anytime soon

I don't wear heels

mekstaniac:
What's Eureka?

An exclamation for sudden discovery

Eureka!The cure to my belly fat

Lonestar124:
How many parents do you have


OK let me put it like this oh ye daughter of zion ..Have you ever reckoned how you're conceived in your mother womb unlike Mary the mother of Jesus?, Don't you think your father play a role to achieved this goal?, Now tell me the conventional name of his role to your conception

He played the role of fatherhood

Lonestar124:
How many parents do you have


OK let me put it like this oh ye daughter of zion ..Have you ever reckoned how you're conceived in your mother womb unlike Mary the mother of Jesus?, Don't you think your father play a role to achieved this goal?, Now tell me the conventional name of his role to your conception

He played the role of fatherhood

Lonestar124:
What mummy and daddy mathematically engage in the Oza room

Remember in our absence

my parents mathematically engage in money counting

is that what you mean by 6

deafeyez:


Don't tell me you do not know what is 6. 6 I mean 6

Still don't get it

what the hell is 6 tho

See foolish people hesistating cause they heard borno LMAO
Una go die of hunger no worry

one word


hinyama

HeWrites:
Op, what you did is not SIN but LIE

which is also a sin... so he's good to go

The part where he said "did I give birth? " tho

VampireeM:
lol. Is that possible? Imagine how randomly crazy people's thoughts get. Na to Just pinch the tip of pen.is and the nipple would free itself. Yeye

�� The picture tho.. of all things why grinding stone

Thanks to the op my childhood has been ruined
Even my small youth sef cause moana was just last year