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PhonesI Bought This Phone 30500 by Myzubby(op): 9:18pm On Jan 28, 2021
4gb ram 64gb rom 4glite 3800mah but the phone sometimes hangs sha android 9.1 brand vnus

HealthRe: Help Anal Fitsula Is Killing Me. by Myzubby(m): 9:36pm On Jan 17, 2021
MAY GOD ALMIGHTY HEAL YO IMMEDIATELY IN JESUS NAME AMEN
PhonesRe: . by Myzubby(m): 10:24pm On Jan 15, 2021
noted
EducationRe: Words And Acronyms That Gained Popularity In Year 2020. by Myzubby(m): 1:39pm On Jan 04, 2021
PAlliative
FashionRe: How Can I Improve On My Dressing And Grooming As A 20 Year Old Guy? by Myzubby(m): 5:21pm On Jan 03, 2021
Poshvector12345:
But why is all this really necessaryhuh
Can I just be rated for my intellect regardless??
bro I understand that personality differs but generally speaking aside work dress people also expect you to dress smartly in your casual wears and neatness is of a great value . Am surprise that at 20 you still cant make some purchases yourself.lol. But truth be told you need to groom yourself now. Am Grateful TO GOD ALMIGHTY ANYWAY FOR MY LIFE. I CANT KEEP COUNT OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE COMPLEMENTED MY LOOK ESPECIALLY MY DRESSING . AND AM 21.
FashionRe: How Can I Improve On My Dressing And Grooming As A 20 Year Old Guy? by Myzubby(m): 4:29pm On Jan 03, 2021
please bro start trimming your nails and hair ok
thats personal hygiene
always wear clothes that blends with your colour that makes you look smart
well all you said about yoursef is not enough to educate you on how to chose a dressing code for yourself
but one thing I do know is that neat clothes with neat hair cuts makes a man look smarter and richer
RomanceRe: Someone Said I Look Like A Hungry Goat After Seeing My Pics by Myzubby(m): 3:20pm On Jan 03, 2021
brother love your self na you cute joor Always thank God Almighty for your life
EducationRe: My Scholarship Story by Myzubby(m): 3:12pm On Jan 02, 2021
congratulations brother . You are blessed
BusinessRe: Help my British friend sent €750 Directly To My Account And I Haven't Seen It by Myzubby(m): 12:42am On Jan 02, 2021
bro if it is directy to your account it takes 3 to 5 days if you provided the accurate details . But it is easier to use other platforms like western union .Ria and others. Through which you can receive the money immediately . If all you gave the guy was your acount details I dont think you will receive a dime
PhonesRe: This 6-year-old Racked Up $16,000 On Mom’s Credit Card Playing Video Games by Myzubby(m): 10:37pm On Dec 17, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
Nawa o, just 30 Naira? lolz I still remember vividly when I used my dad ATM card to withdraw 50k, I was the only one that knew his pin because he was so fond of me, I thought after withdrawing the money, if they pay me the 100k i was expecting I will pay back, that was in 2008, I waited for few months no pay and my dad didn't notice I debited money from his account, he was so loaded that he doesn't notice anything. mehn! I really made alot of money from my dad, he always make sure that his children dosen't lack anything, reason why I'm going to be the best dad for my kids and will make sure they don't lack anything too
sir better restitute the money if you have not . It is always good to have a conscience free of guilt and fear
PhonesRe: This 6-year-old Racked Up $16,000 On Mom’s Credit Card Playing Video Games by Myzubby(m): 10:32pm On Dec 17, 2020
soundOsonic:
George eyes glued to the iPad as he tapped tirelessly, the Sonic avatar gained so much speed, but each level of the game rendered such bizarre speed useless.
"This game is becoming tough" the six year old boy wondered. George being a handsome Yoruba boy with tribal marks took his mother's ATM imputed the necessary pin as the sonic Hedgehog game made the steps so easy for even a 6 year old nigeria kid with little financial knowledge.
It worked, the avatar gained more speed, the once tough level became an easy win, George tried it again and again and made his Avatar attained a god-like speed he was so proud of himself having upgraded his avatar to such level at the expense of 6 million naira.
Iya George checked her empty account and shouted "Mo GBE" her two hands on her head as she fell to the ground like mango tree. It wasn't actually her money but cooperative money. She rushed to the bank for an answer, the bank asked if she had a gaming addiction.
Iya George replied while narrowing her eyes with her head protruding forward " addict-kini?" Then she thought of George. "Geooorge you have killed me, o ti kpa mi aaaaahhh". All eyes were on her as she rushed home with a god-like speed like George's avatar.
Iya George rushed George with 4 slaps 3 upper cut and squeezed his two ears to push his head towards south and gave him seven back lash on his back. George struggled to escaped his mother but in attempt he loosed bearing and fell. " what did I do" poor George wonders as his mother still tried to drag him back into her beating perimeter, George responded instinctively by moving backward while seated on the ground, but the mother's wrath still fell upon him.
George eyes opened in Light hospital iyana ipaja as the last he could remember was when his mother was coming for him, he tried to sit upright but all his body hurts as his eyes glanced through a nearby mirror he shouted "who is this" his face looked like Mr. chaug Li his dad Chinese boss but a negro-chinesse.
Doctor, pastor, dad, Neighbors where all standing giving him the mischievous looks, that was the last time George ever played any form of game
bro thumbs up I love your analysis African version is always funny
CrimeRe: Warning! Scammers Are At It Again!! by Myzubby(m): 3:46pm On Dec 11, 2020
GOD ALMIGHTY BLESS YOU OP , this information should get to gtbank as well the appropriate bodies to ensure that more people do not lose their money through this . I understand how desperate Nigerian have been looking for loans and support since post covid 19 and as a result they can easily fall prey to such scam
RomanceRe: by Myzubby(op): 11:45pm On Dec 08, 2020
seanwilliam:
use cashapp or btc or gift card
oh do I have to install the app on my phone
Romance by Myzubby(op):
thank you it has been rectified
WebmastersRe: Do This If You Want To Become Successful by Myzubby(m): 4:05pm On Nov 19, 2020
Thanks
EducationRe: Who Knows Anything About This That Most Youths Are Into This Days. (shocking) by Myzubby(m): 11:06pm On Nov 16, 2020
BigDawsNet:
I can mentor you on programming and you will make lot of fortune for yourself and your family
bro biko me too I will love to learn too
RomanceRe: I Believe You Need To Know This by Myzubby(op): 3:12pm On Nov 16, 2020
interesting
RomanceI Believe You Need To Know This by Myzubby(op): 2:56pm On Nov 16, 2020
Wade Cates
Interesting history! They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were "piss poor."
But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot; they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low.


The next time you are washing your hands & complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the 1500s. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. Since they were starting to smell, however, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.


Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women, and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it . . . hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!" '



Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof, resulting in the idiom, "It's raining cats and dogs."


There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed, therefore, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

' The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, leading folks to coin the phrase "dirt poor."



The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance- way, subsequently creating a "thresh hold."


In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while, and thus the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."


Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."


Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.


Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the "upper crust."


Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up, creating the custom of holding a wake.


England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive, so they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that's the truth. Now, whoever said
History was boring? #TheMoreYouKnow
EducationRe: Have You Read These Short Facts Of History Before? by Myzubby(op): 2:49pm On Nov 16, 2020
illicit:
Put proper spacing and paragraphs pls....
thanks modified
Christianity EtcDo You Know This Before? by Myzubby(op): 2:37pm On Nov 16, 2020
Wade Cates Interesting history! They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were "piss poor." But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot; they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low. The next time you are washing your hands & complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. Since they were starting to smell, however, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women, and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it . . . hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!" Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof, resulting in the idiom, "It's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed, therefore, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, leading folks to coin the phrase "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance- way, subsequently creating a "thresh hold." In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while, and thus the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old." Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat." Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the "upper crust." Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up, creating the custom of holding a wake. England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive, so they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer. And that's the truth. Now, whoever said History was boring? #TheMoreYouKnow
EducationRe: Have You Read These Short Facts Of History Before? by Myzubby(op): 2:32pm On Nov 16, 2020
interesting
EducationHave You Read These Short Facts Of History Before? by Myzubby(op):
Wade Cates

Interesting history!

They used to use urine to tan animal skins,
so families used to all pee in a pot & then
once a day it was taken & sold to the
tannery.
If you had to do this to survive you
were "piss poor."

But worse than that were the really poor
folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot;
they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were
the lowest of the low.


The next time you are washing your hands
& complain because the water temperature
isn't just how you like it, think about how
things used to be. Here are some facts about
the 1500s.


Most people got married in June because
they took their yearly bath in May, and they
still smelled pretty good by June. Since they
were starting to smell, however, brides
carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the
body odor. Hence the custom today of
carrying a bouquet when getting married.


Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot
water. The man of the house had the
privilege of the nice clean water, then all the
other sons and men, then the women, and
finally the children. Last of all the babies. By
then the water was so dirty you could
actually lose someone in it . . . hence the
saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the
Bath water!"


Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled
high, with no wood underneath. It was the
only place for animals to get warm, so all the
cats and other small animals (mice, bugs)
lived in the roof. When it rained it became
slippery and sometimes the animals would
slip and fall off the roof, resulting in the
idiom, "It's raining cats and dogs."


There was nothing to stop things from
falling into the house. This posed a real
problem in the bedroom where bugs and
other droppings could mess up your nice
clean bed, therefore, a bed with big posts
and a sheet hung over the top afforded
some protection. That's how canopy beds
came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had
something other than dirt, leading folks to
coin the phrase "dirt poor."

The wealthy had slate floors that would get
slippery in the winter when wet, so they
spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep
their footing. As the winter wore on, they
added more thresh until, when you opened
the door, it would all start slipping outside. A
piece of wood was placed in the entrance-
way, subsequently creating a "thresh hold."
'

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen
with a big kettle that always hung over the
fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added
things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables
and did not get much meat. They would eat
the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the
pot to get cold overnight and then start over
the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it
that had been there for quite a while, and
thus the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas
porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine
days old."


Sometimes they could obtain pork, which
made them feel quite special. When visitors
came over, they would hang up their bacon
to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a
man could, "bring home the bacon." They
would cut off a little to share with guests
and would all sit around and "chew the fat."
Those with money had plates made of
pewter. Food with high acid content caused
some of the lead to leach onto the food,
causing lead poisoning death. This
happened most often with tomatoes, so for
the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were
considered poisonous.


Bread was divided according to status.
Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf,
the family got the middle, and guests got the
top, or the "upper crust."
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky.

The combination would sometimes knock
the imbibers out for a couple of days.


Someone walking along the road would
take them for dead and prepare them for
burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen
table for a couple of days and the family
would gather around and eat and drink and
wait and see if they would wake up,
creating the custom of holding a wake.
England is old and small and the local folks
started running out of places to bury people.
So they would dig up coffins and would take
the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the
grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out
of 25 coffins were found to have scratch
marks on the inside and they realized they
had been burying people alive, so they
would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse,
lead it through the coffin and up through
the ground and tie it to a bell.

Someone
would have to sit out in the graveyard all
night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the
bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the
bell or was considered a dead ringer.


And that's the truth. Now, whoever said

History was boring?
#TheMoreYouKnow
CrimeRe: Reality Aftermath End Sars Protest by Myzubby(m): 3:44pm On Nov 13, 2020
hmmm This is a serious problem .MAY GOD ALMIGHTY PROTECT US ALL AMEN
PhonesRe: Itel S15 (USED) by Myzubby(m): 10:42pm On Sep 30, 2020
new one is 23k someone sold at 19k sorry pal the price is high for that brand
Career by Myzubby(op):
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RomanceRe: closed by Myzubby(m): 6:59pm On Sep 28, 2020
Durentt:
ok thansk
let me know how it goes sir
RomanceRe: closed by Myzubby(m): 6:41pm On Sep 28, 2020
Durentt:
ok how exactly do I go about the prayers?

what words do i use etc
ok sir choose the fast like tomorrow from 6am to 2pm or 3pm read the book of psalms you can stay indoors while doing this dont take water or any liquid any time you want to pray pray with the Psalms like psalm 37 51 66 keep praying and TELL THE ALMIGHTY GOD HOW TIRED YOU ARE OF THIS HABIT AND YOU CAN EXTEND IT TO THE FOLLOWING DAY
RomanceRe: closed by Myzubby(m): 6:12pm On Sep 28, 2020
Durentt:
I have done all that and my sex urges are not going away
do it with fasting sir thats how it works Sir
RomanceRe: closed by Myzubby(m): 5:55pm On Sep 28, 2020
Durentt:
how can God save me from being a homosexual?
by ASKING GOD ALMIGHTY TO DELIVER YOU AND PRAY THAT HE FORGIVES YOU AND THEN PLEAD THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST
RomanceRe: closed by Myzubby(m): 8:51pm On Sep 24, 2020
MR MAN LISTEN WHAT SPOKE IN YOU IS A SPIRIT OF HATE AND INSECURITY . AND IT IS COMMON AMONG PERVERTS AND HOMOSEXUAL OFFENDERS , accepting the fact that homosexual is your sexuality is one of most sickening lies any human that has a soul should believe . Accepting it doesnt make your any better but worse . SO . COME TO OUR SAVIOUR THE SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST AND BE MADE CLEAN AND YOU SHALL BE SET FREE. LOTS OF LOVE
HealthRe: Where Can She Do An Abortion In Lagos by Myzubby(m): 4:46pm On Sep 22, 2020
marry Her
if you allow abortion then you are a murderer Nairaland will bear witness ON THAT DAY
CrimeRe: “take Back Your Money, I No The Do Again, I Regret Killing My Mother... by Myzubby(m): 4:20pm On Sep 22, 2020
'whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap' there is no gain in Evil

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