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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 4:10am On Jun 06, 2018
noshiobec:
Yes I did...OK just got ur mail
please can u inform us wen u gt invited for the AC..because i submited my documents via email and i kinda submitted late..
CareerRe: Kpmg Undergraduate Internship 2018 by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 9:37am On Jun 05, 2018
i have been trying to get to the HR 07034036313. but they dont pick calls
CareerRe: Kpmg Undergraduate Internship 2018 by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 6:01pm On Jun 04, 2018
please anybody heard from KPMG yet i passed the apptitude test and the the business awareness test..i was told to bring my document in person for verification or scan and send to mail if i am not in lagos..i scanned and sent because at that moment i wasnt in lagos..still avnt heard anythin froom them..please who else is undergong this process
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 6:08am On May 14, 2018
Faith4ife:
Pls I need kpmg past question...pls do send to faith51grace@gmail.com. Thanks
please kindly foeward kpmg past question mail to minedavid.md@gmail.com...thanks nd Godbless
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 5:42am On Mar 06, 2018
Sell your payoneer dollar for Nigerian naira.. Contact me on 0803 184 7109
RomanceRe: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 4:52pm On Aug 15, 2017
[quote author=Boc007 post=59495949]1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like sad )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" grin . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now" undecided

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" cool I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) kiss , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...
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My exact experience especially no.3 I gave up cos d urge was too much..better mastubating than aving reckless sex
HealthRe: Itching After Bathing - I Need Help... by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 6:16pm On Aug 12, 2017
I have this same similar experience. I dont get the itching when I bath really hot water.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Tolerate A Cheating Partner by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 12:50pm On Jun 15, 2017
i love my girlfriend and never intended cheating on her..but it happned with just one girl and i have slept with her like six times since 2015.

let me give the full gist.

I fell in love with this girl wen i was in 300 lvl nd she was in 200lvl we are both doing professional courses..on her birthday we both went to a boutique to get a gown for her..dat was where i met this other girl who took my number that she was goin to call me wen dey restock..it started with her calling me innocently and me conversing with her with no bad motives..it den got to a point she started professing love..my brother afraid catch me oh.i told her point blank that i had a girlfriend but she said she did not care..i started avoiding her calls..meanwhile me and my girlfriend are in a no sex relationship(2 years now)..and she knows how to abadon me all because she is a book warm..our campus is resided in thesame town but she only visits me twice in 2 week..i understand sha cos thats how i met her(reading)..so i was so lonely one day wen da devil begged me for a visit and it happened. Dat day..i felt very guilty deleted her number and told her to stop calling me..after like 3 months she recalled crying and begging that we should just be friends..dat has been the story the six times ohh...i really love my girlfriend and i am really not a cheat....i know i bleeped up..i am really trying hard not to make it happen again..
RomanceRe: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? See Replies People Gave by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 5:31am On Jun 07, 2017
Evaberry:
.the idiot was always in school in the evening walking from W.A.H. to IVL with her. kidding her in public too. you are a bastard dear ex
hmmm very familiar names >:women affair hostel and ivl
PhonesRe: See The Top 8 Android Smartphones With Massive Storage Space by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 4:49pm On May 30, 2017
if you have not used a xiaomi then you avnt used and android phone..i av used redmi note2,3, and now 4..and mi4,5.,,they have the screen of samsung processor of iphone durability of nokia camera of lg and price of tecno...those phones are quality phone..with majority of them comin with remote sensor to operate anythin remote operatable...i av used phones bt neva fell in till i met xiaomi...infact all their products are quality..dier ear piece na tears..mak i nor too talk b4 i cry
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Seplat Undergraduate Scholarship by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 6:27am On May 08, 2017
for those of you who were not awarded by seplat dont be discouraged..in 2014 out of the lots dat wrote for the scholarship dey gave only 60 candidate back den dere were only few dat was informed abt d scholarship..so imagine hw d competiton would look like now
CrimeRe: Soldier Shoots Tanker Driver Dead For Obstructing His Way In Abeokuta (Graphic) by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 5:27pm On Apr 30, 2017
Dis injuries are not from gunshot naa dis person was brutallized
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Seplat Undergraduate Scholarship by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 4:24pm On Apr 18, 2017
greatguru22:
Why r u asking for old awardee?
Are you an old awardee?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Seplat Undergraduate Scholarship by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 2:28pm On Apr 17, 2017
Please any old awardee in the house?
AgricultureRe: Agro-processor Association Of Nigeria Proffers Solution To High Garri Price by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 9:32am On Apr 15, 2017
Just another looter looking for means to loot..I am tired of nigeria..I am going to ondo local government
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Seplat Undergraduate Scholarship by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 1:34pm On Apr 12, 2017
EncephalonPikin:
lols grin grin grin but they shld do something quick jare,boys ain't smiling
I don't knw wat is wrong wit dem oh..dey av nt paid me since last yeaf
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Seplat Undergraduate Scholarship by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 7:08am On Apr 07, 2017
can you imagine i called seplat and the next tin i heard was ..the next time ytou call this number you wil be terminated from the scholarship as if na them first do scholarship...meeewthwew
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg Launches Tools To Fight Revenge Porn On Facebook And Instagram by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 7:05am On Apr 07, 2017
porn is everywher now i dey feaR FOR my smalies dem sef..listnin to JON BELLION this nigga sings for the soul
Music/RadioRe: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 5:18am On Apr 07, 2017
Hand of God- Jon bellion
All time low- Jon bellion
Jungle. Jon bellion

In fact my playlist is all Jon bellion d guy songs dey giv me his pimpos
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CX Unboxing And Quick Review by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 8:31am On Mar 24, 2017
still not as classic as my xiaomi redmi note 3 pro

EducationRe: 2016/2017 Seplat Undergraduate Scholarship by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 3:30am On Mar 17, 2017
Omonoba1:
you guys were the first set.. I was awarded last year and have been paid just once.. Just Chill.. They haven't paid anyone this year
you don't understand I was not paid last year..please do you av any means of contacting them apart from their useless mail which dey neva reply
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Seplat Undergraduate Scholarship by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 8:46am On Mar 16, 2017
Omonoba1:
you wouldn't be able to see your score but were you told if successful or unsuccessful after taking the test??
please what year were you awarded cos I was awarded in 2014 and still avnt received my 3rd payment..av you been paid
EducationPrimary 3 Quantitative Reasoning Question Only For Gurus by Myzzyfrazzy(op): 5:16pm On Mar 12, 2017
This question was an assignment from NY younger brother.. I even took it to my colleagues at work and nobody could solve it

EducationRe: Thread For SEPLAT Undergraduate Scholarship 2016 by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 8:39pm On Mar 06, 2017
What is happening 2014 have not yet been paid ohh
PoliticsRe: Sir Emeka Offor Joins APC by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29, 2017
Do you know what a billionaire means..you guys are confused
EducationRe: 2013/2014 SPDC Joint Venture University Scholarship Award Scheme by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 4:52pm On Dec 29, 2016
Finally shell don drop am ohh 100k
EducationRe: 2013/2014 SPDC Joint Venture University Scholarship Award Scheme by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 11:17pm On Dec 17, 2016
bataderemi:
So, how far. Wetin they talk for their office??
My guy I nor c transport go oh
EducationRe: NPDC/SEPLAT 2014: Shortlisted Candidates Come In. by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 7:14am On Dec 11, 2016
I recieved a mail on Wednesday to update my info
EducationRe: 2013/2014 SPDC Joint Venture University Scholarship Award Scheme by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 4:58am On Dec 07, 2016
bataderemi:
Oshey gee!! Abeg, shey na today total pay
Yes dey start to pay since monday
EducationRe: 2013/2014 SPDC Joint Venture University Scholarship Award Scheme by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 7:21pm On Dec 06, 2016
Chevron paid my roommate last month I nor talk..nor total way dey delay die don pay am...me I don tire I dey go their officce
EducationRe: 2013/2014 SPDC Joint Venture University Scholarship Award Scheme by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 6:52am On Dec 06, 2016
All dis ppl want me to write a petition against them abi..since July..it's not fair naa..hopes has been dashed at different points..this is rubbish..
EducationRe: 2013/2014 SPDC Joint Venture University Scholarship Award Scheme by Myzzyfrazzy(m): 7:14pm On Dec 02, 2016
Dis week don com go nothing..

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