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PoliticsRe: We’re Ready To Be Aso Rock Sweepers, Miyetti Allah Begs Tinubu For Appointment by MZEE01: 5:56am On Aug 04, 2023
That is where they belong. Weeping and sweeping.

If you don't use your head, people will help you to use it.


Reality is already hitting hard on myth Allah.
PoliticsRe: Senator Isah Jibrin Kneels Down For Governor Yahaya Bello Over Shaibu Abubakar by MZEE01: 5:53am On Aug 04, 2023
The fact that Jibrin Isah Echo Echo, who was once very respected by the Igala extraction and Kogi people at Large, when Bello was still staring by the sidelines on politics, is now on his knees for a failure of a governor, shows how daft Echo Echo has become.


I don't think he really understand his powers as a senator or knows exactly who he is.


Bello is an opportunist.

I am very disappointed in him.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Niger Protesters Gives Nigerian President New Name by MZEE01: 5:46am On Aug 04, 2023
Nigeriens are cooking Tinubu in their kitchen while Nigerians are gladly waiting at the dining with happiness.

This does not show any ethnic division in Nigeria. It shows solidarity.

If your power as a leader can't transform into authority, you are not legitimate.


Check for the meaning of 'legitimacy' in the dictionary and you will understand how Mr. Yakubu really ruin the image of Nigeria before the world.


Let them Cook either Wizkid, Davido or Burna boy and see how truly Nigerians are united.


Niger is cooking our Agbado and that's fair enough.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu is an Ebola, Niger People Rejecting Tinubu As Ecowas Chairman(video) by MZEE01: 5:46am On Aug 04, 2023
Nigeriens are cooking Tinubu in their kitchen while Nigerians are gladly waiting at the dining with happiness.

This does not show any ethnic division in Nigeria. It shows solidarity.

If your power as a leader can't transform into authority, you are not legitimate.


Check for the meaning of 'legitimacy' in the dictionary and you will understand how Mr. Yakubu really ruin the image of Nigeria before the world.


Let them Cook either Wizkid, Davido or Burna boy and see how truly Nigerians are united.


Niger is cooking our Agbado and that's fair enough.
HealthRe: Dr Diasco Vwaere Dies At Odan Hospital As Faulty Elevator Falls From 10th Floor by MZEE01: 8:29am On Aug 02, 2023
I don't use Nigerian office elevators.

I am very careful with my life. Though God protects.

Poor services of elevators all around.
Car TalkRe: How Did You Choose Your First Car? by MZEE01: 11:03pm On Jul 08, 2023
BarrElChapo:
Bargain of the last year award goes to you lol.. enjoy your ride bro 😅
Thanks sir 😄.

I am checking my car almost every 10 minutes 😂 at the car park.

My wife had to admit I married a second wife already because I can't, but admire the bargain.

Luck served on me.
Car TalkRe: Is Lifting A Car Up Good Because Of Bad Road by MZEE01: 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2023
I don't compromise my safety.

I drive my car the way they manufactured it.

I checked into my owner's manual, it was never recommended that I should lift it no matter the situation.

Thank you
Car TalkRe: How Did You Choose Your First Car? by MZEE01:
Idowuay123:
Please if you have any info to share about Camry muscle, kindly assist to share. Problems associated with it. Someone said he bought the gear @650k. I didn't know the muscle parts are so expensive like this.
I bought my Toyota Camry 2009 in December last year from someone traveling to UK.

This first owner bought it towards the end of 2019 as TOks. Unfortunately, coronavirus lockdown came and the car was parked all through 2020.

She managed to drive and only taking her kids to school, since the beginning of 2021 and just a few months in 2022 before I bought it December, 2022.

I am lucky I bought that car blindly without inspection. I was scared and because I read everywhere not to buy car without inspection 😉.

I took that risk and my spirit was okay with this very car. A quiet 🤐 engine, a car with pride and looks


I only trusted the seller and my guts told me the car is a good car.

Omo, I test drove the car, to my surprise, it looks like tear leather oooo.

The engine, very neat, AC cool as factory settings and everything intact oo.

I almost lost the car because my payments delayed and higher bidder too, on the standby to trigger the release clause ooo 😂


Thanks to God I was able make it and paid her.

Now, I am enjoying my ride and no issues. I only changed oil once and nothing to fix.

I drove the car to kogi in April. I owned the road. No issues. Flexible and a good friend .

Gear very cool. Brakes, cool.

I bought TOks in Nigeria 😂.
Car TalkRe: How Many Days Does It Take To Get New Plate Number? by MZEE01: 4:43pm On Jun 02, 2023
1 weak
PoliticsRe: IGP Replaces Adamawa CP Mohammed Barde With Etim Equa Over Governorship Election by MZEE01: 6:28pm On Apr 18, 2023
Eye service. A lot of those ediots need to be sacked not replaced
PoliticsRe: Finland Government Disowns Viral Warning Letter To Simon Ekpa by MZEE01: 4:52am On Feb 17, 2023
If not because of a failed system, Simon Expa should not even be heard about anything in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Abuja by MZEE01: 9:41am On Feb 12, 2023
APC is the opposition to labour party.

Peter Obi has really set the bar of leadership higher.

I don't have issues with Tinubu as human being. I only have issues with those who don't see issues supporting Tinubu as candidate.
PoliticsRe: Mannir Dan’iya, Sokoto Deputy Governor Joins APC After $5m Deal - DailyNigerian by MZEE01: 11:27am On Feb 09, 2023
Okk
PoliticsRe: Mannir Dan’iya, Sokoto Deputy Governor Joins APC After $5m Deal - DailyNigerian by MZEE01: 11:27am On Feb 09, 2023
shocked

He is a political babiala, like every other APC urchins looking for financial palliatives all around.

At this point in time, reasonable Nigerians should draw the lines between their stomach and conscience.
PoliticsRe: Feb 25: Peter Obi Is A Man I’ll Be Proud To Call President – Mr Macaroni by MZEE01: 6:11am On Feb 09, 2023
At this point in time, reasonable Nigerians should draw the lines between their stomach and conscience.

Supporting Tinubu should be a punishable offence with hard labour under the law.
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Chieftain Dumps Peter Obi, Declares For Atiku In Ebonyi by MZEE01: 6:04am On Feb 09, 2023
shocked

Henry Ude is a political UDENE like every other APC urchins looking for financial palliatives all around.

At this point in time, reasonable Nigerians should draw the lines between their stomach and conscience.
PoliticsRe: A Catfish With Labour Party Sticker Spotted In The Market (photo) by MZEE01: 8:30pm On Feb 07, 2023
Supporting Tinubu should be a punishable offence with hard labour under the law
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday Today by MZEE01: 8:26am On Feb 05, 2023
Each time I see her picture, I flash back to her tape.

43 behaving like 23.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Not Desperate To Be President – Tolu Bankole by MZEE01: 8:29am On Feb 04, 2023
I speak for 200 million Nigerians when I say that Tinubu's ambition is an awaiting disaster for Nigeria
Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 8:23am On Feb 04, 2023
MMempire:
@Op, thanks for making me laugh.
Guys Pls, look into number 1 very well to know where you stand. No mumu yourself go do Val for the wrong coded hustler this Feb 14.
😂. They no go learn. Now that the issue of naira is on ground.

Some guys mvmu
Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 8:23am On Feb 04, 2023
MMempire:
@Op, thanks for making me laugh.
Guys Pls, look into number 1 very well to know where you stand. No mumu yourself go do Val for the wrong coded hustler this Feb 14.
😂. They no go learn. Now that the issue of naira is on ground.

Some guys m*mu
CrimeRe: EFCC Questions Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin For Spraying And Stepping On New Notes by MZEE01: 7:37am On Feb 04, 2023
her face looks like roasted corn.

She can't even make a down payment for a good body cream

shocked shocked

Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 7:36am On Feb 04, 2023
@Mynd44, @seun @lalasticlala,

let us laugh, no matter our current situation grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 7:33am On Feb 04, 2023
Me with my friends gisting in the palour :

That I too know friend: I scored 9As and Just 1B in my exams.

Me: I was not feeling fine when we wrote exams:

Mummy:

Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 7:29am On Feb 04, 2023
Mum: Go and collect bucket for me from mama Kebiru
me; (Don't want to go) I saw her going to the market this morning
Mum: Go and check there, may be she's back.
Me;

Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 7:28am On Feb 04, 2023
10.

when you chop better beating from mummy and you are threatening of committing suicide.

grin

Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 7:26am On Feb 04, 2023
9.

When you wake up and you are the only one at home.

Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 7:25am On Feb 04, 2023
Me: This is the water you asked for. Where shpuld I put it?
Dad/Mum: kuku gbe s'ori mi(come and put it on my head)

Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 7:23am On Feb 04, 2023
Christian children can relate

grin

Jokes EtcRe: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01(op): 7:21am On Feb 04, 2023
7.

Mum :Who broke dis plate
Me :Ermmm...
Mum : just tell me I won't beat you
Me : It's me..
Mum :

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