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6.

When you asked your mum to buy you Nike and she buys NIXE.

And say, wear it,. It's the same. This one will last

5.

Mothers and "you can't kill me cos I didn't kill my mother"

Mothers and "you can't kill me cos I didn't kill my mother"

4.

when your biscuit drop on the ground and they tell you to leave it for the devil

3.

People In the pharmacy when you're buying Contraceptive or Condom

2.

Me: I'm going to my friend's house
Mum: Why can't your friends come here?

lets Go.


1.

If I say Tinubu's ambition is a disaster awaiting to happen, I speak for 200 million Nigerians

If I say Tinubu's ambition is a disaster awaiting to happen, I speak for 200 million Nigerians

Okay

The physical is already taking shape like the pictures already

SmartyPants:
Total nonsense.

Innocence until proven guilty is a firm tennet of Law in the UK and every country that practices the common law.

no

There is SmartMan to chose from, but you went for Smartypants

That explains how you reason.

Ekweremandu is already profiled as a untrustworthy personality till further notice.

The first measure to restore confidence in the of the law of a good country, is to respond by all curiosity and profile any criminal allegations against any individual to be automatically guilty until proven innocent.

But in Nigeria, you're innocent until proven guilty.

I love the UK.

Ok

The juju on that Chelsea number 9 jersey don't work on Nigerian origin

Fuckyoumod:
shut up.... When thinking men are talking.
Hide Mudafvka! You should be hiding in the gutters.

Satisfy Nigerians kill you and Buhari dia.
Of what use is the match? When there will be no world cup?

You are obviously hungry. Sound like a puff up abandoned child. Ediot.

Na you sabi.

You can't satisfy Nigerians.

I now agree with Buhari totally when he said he does not deserve Nigerians.

Ok

This is a gutter update. Probably wrote this with a liquor in one hand and Indian hemp in the order.

My last two toes can't fit into my shoes properly.

I have seen a perfect use for them.

Mine are even long and fleshy.

DM for discount price.

Different people with different mindsets, coming together as one, may need all the spices in the universe to make their marriage work.

Easy to travel from London to Lagos on bike. But could be difficult to travel from Lagos to London on same bike.

Jonathan coming back in 2023 would be worse than Buhari because the foundation has been shattered by the current administration.

Until we get it right, we will always get it wrong.

Thanks for the delivery..

he will suffer for 83.2 years

keep safe

This one is not the handwork of village people, na the handwork of town people (poco lee and co)

How sad. The guy needs a coach and mentor

it's well

I am still wondering how this guy would feel, waking up in the morning to go piss standing tall with gbola with long nails, wigs and still think about being a woman at the same time

Should we take it a threat of show of love?

job security is key

win win for both parties. Davido is a brand. Wema Bank jump into a spark of lucky moment.... they have to take advantage of the moment to create more awareness for patronage.

if you don't have money yet, your man status is still questionable. Try and make money legally and see how things will be forced to your command, including the government.