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PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Lai Mohammed, Federal Govt Silent On Judicial Report by MZEE01: 7:44am On Nov 18, 2021
Lie is a worst form of violence. Lie Muhammed should be charged and questioned for instigating violence of LIES
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Untill January 19th by MZEE01: 11:20am On Nov 10, 2021
Trial adjourned.

I could always bet this with my parents to deny and render me an orphan, if at all it never happened.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: Kanu Lived A 5-star Life, Traveled In Private Jets by MZEE01: 12:21pm On Jul 01, 2021
ok
PoliticsRe: 3 IPOB Native Doctors Flee As One Gets Beheaded Over "Fake Charms" by MZEE01: 3:50pm On Jun 28, 2021
There is no superpower greater than personal wisdom.
Jokes EtcRe: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by MZEE01: 12:11pm On Jun 25, 2021
Men do not need to beg for pleasure from their wives.

If the understanding is there between husband and wife, accessing her kitchen does not require breaking padlocks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do Insurance Companies Pay Salary Or It's Just Commission? by MZEE01: 1:24pm On Jun 21, 2021
They pay salaries.
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Had An Affair With A Microsoft Staff, Asked 2 Others Out by MZEE01: 2:58pm On May 17, 2021
Bill Gates is a man. He has emotions and you dare not judge him.

He was just trying to replace the floppy disk (Melinda Gate) with a hard disk (side chick)

A lot of rich men in Nigeria do same.
PoliticsRe: Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth, Azikiwe & Obi Of Onitsha In Onitsha In 1956 by MZEE01: 9:42pm On Apr 09, 2021
Ok
CrimeRe: 4 Bandit Leaders Repent In Katsina, Surrender Their Weapons (Photo) by MZEE01: 7:50pm On Apr 08, 2021
Ok.

This is the simple logic;

✓Be a bandit for minimum of two years, with robust earnings from ransom on successful kidnapping.

✓Surrender your weapons and seek for amnesty.

✓prominent people take photoshoot with you and host parties for you.

✓You will be eligible for trips to Dubai and other Aran countries.

✓All sponsored from the tax payers' money.

The house should sponsor a bill; "Budget for renumeration of Banditory and kidnapping"... would probably have to be incorporated into the annual National Budget of the FRN.

The life of a bandit in Nigeria is a smooth ride, as long as Buhari is the president.

Who would not want to be a bandit in Nigeria?
CelebritiesRe: Banky W And Adesua: We Lost Our Twins (Video) by MZEE01: 2:04pm On Apr 05, 2021
Is Buhari still in Abuja house?
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal: "Fura Da Nono" Hawkers Supplying Drugs To Bandits by MZEE01: 2:46pm On Feb 08, 2021
“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia Celebrates Her 53rd Birthday With Stunning Pictures by MZEE01: 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2020
EVERGREEN.. kiss

Beauty like this is really a pain killer.

But my wife is more beautiful
CrimeRe: EndSARS: Anonymous Hacks First Bank Website by MZEE01: 2:39pm On Oct 17, 2020
ok
PoliticsRe: Again, Buhari, Jonathan Meet On Mali Crisis by MZEE01: 1:36pm On Oct 16, 2020
Buhari meeting with Jonathan, "exresses delight over successes recorded in arresting the Mali crisis" says all about Buhari as president.

Buhari needs a prompter about Nigerian issues, but could not sleep over Mali's crises tells you more about Buahri.

I am no longer dissaponited in Buhari again because Buhari has already disapointed the word "disapointment".

To him, Nigeria is not beyond the Aso-Rock's gate and that is what his teleprompter has refused to let him know.
CrimeRe: #ENDSARS: Lekki Residents Defy Heavy Downpour, Continue Their Protest (VIDEO) by MZEE01: 11:57am On Oct 14, 2020
The Nigerian leaders and fidgeting already.

2023 will be very credible and leaders will grow conscience now.

I see a very young youth leading this country. I SEE IT.
CareerRe: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by MZEE01: 7:14pm On Sep 17, 2020
35k in 2015. I got the job through nairaland. Left the job for another one already. Now earning 6 figures.

Thanks nairaland
Christianity EtcRe: Ben Akabueze Replies Daddy Freeze: "You Are Wrong" by MZEE01: 7:58am On Sep 10, 2020
ok
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by MZEE01: 12:50pm On Sep 09, 2020
Kingdante:
My own is how take know d size at various times? Are u guys really that close?
Dirty mind.

I am no gay. He use to talk about it especially when discussing girls.

Swear you have never discuss a girl with your friend before.
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by MZEE01:
I know a friend who is very tall with a short joystick when at flaccid.

Believe me, the penis grows twice as tall of a length similar to that of a village cooking spoon when he is genuinely craving for satisfaction.

I don't want to say it's a disadvantage to him, because a lot of girls are easily deceived into stereotyping his organ at sight.

He deals with them
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Reacts To Fuel Price Hike by MZEE01: 12:49pm On Sep 03, 2020
Look at what is trending in Nigeria amidst fuel prices increase?

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

TV/MoviesRe: FG Asks Multichoice To Suspend DSTV, GOTV Price Increase by MZEE01: 5:47am On Aug 27, 2020
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CelebritiesRe: My Fiancee Is 42, Not 60' - Praise Nelson Blasts BrightO by MZEE01: 7:20pm On Aug 26, 2020
But the woman up there looks like 62 years old possible look of a would be David Luiz
CareerRe: Civil Service, Public Service, Salary Structure & What Civil Servants Earn by MZEE01: 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2020
The secret is to start work in any of the non-government parastatals first where the pay is fantastic.

Earn big and build your family with it. But retire big in any of the government parastatals.

That's the secret for people who are just like me.
CelebritiesRe: Abel Jurgen Wilhem: Meet Cossy Ojiakor's 30-Year-Old Fiance (Photos) by MZEE01: 4:06pm On Aug 07, 2020
It's not whether Cossy got her self a fine man. It's whether the guy get sense for Cossy madness.

Regards
HealthRe: Patient Dies Of Bubonic Plague In China, An Entire Village Sealed Off by MZEE01: 12:58pm On Aug 07, 2020
To me, the only remarkable thing worthy of attention about China as I grow up from childhood has been their beautiful girls in their Kong-fu movies.

Sadly, I understand that these girls eat marmots too, like their masters and this understanding makes everything about China very unremarkable for attention.

China has succeeded at shaping the world wrongly and short-lived the livelihood of people around the world at large.

How sad.
Car TalkRe: Advert Of Girl Eating Banana: Audi Apologises by MZEE01: 11:42pm On Aug 05, 2020
If Having a female child, leaning on your car while eating a healthy food like banana is misinterpreted as perversion, I must say that the world is full of sick minds.
PoliticsRe: 602 Repentant Boko Haram Members Swear Oath Of Allegiance To Nigeria by MZEE01: 9:40pm On Jul 13, 2020
They look like Nigeria Corp members
RomanceRe: No Sex Before Marriage Is A Scam by MZEE01: 10:23pm On May 30, 2020
''If a woman tells you that there won't be a premarital sex, you should also ensure that there is no premarital spending'':::::: Mugabe's quotes
TravelRe: I was Refused Canadian Visa Because I "Supposedly" Withheld Information by MZEE01:
If I feel uncomfortable with your person and banned you from entering my compound, a further appeal to still come will justify my fear and would raise a bigger alarm.
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus: "I Want My Own Man But If God Gives Me Yours, Who Am I To Argue?" by MZEE01: 3:04pm On Nov 27, 2019
Study shows that a happily married woman is the most intelligent among her peers. Forget religious and prayer grounds.

There has never been anything like "my man".

A man becomes your own once you can match his expectations. But the abilities for you to signpost the seriousness in him would win you the game above other available women.

Men are stupid in relationships but some women are full of insecurities.
LiteratureRe: Wole Soyinka Battled With Prostate Cancer by MZEE01: 4:18pm On Nov 26, 2019
Wole Soyinka receives medical attention in Nigeria. He lives this longer. our top politicians would fly out and spend millions of Naira just to get to age 75years before dying
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PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Hits Katsina Borders, Litre Goes For N250 by MZEE01: 10:23am On Nov 17, 2019
OK

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