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Phones / Re: Itel Launches A60, Affordable 4G Smartphone In Partnership With Airtel by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 6:11am On Feb 18, 2023
Useless duos.
Politics / Re: Independence: Don’t Lose Hope, Help Is On The Way, PDP Urges Nigerians by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 7:06am On Oct 01, 2022
We're tired of you guys, (PDP, APC)
Let's give Obi a chance.
He's the only hope for now.
Note: I'm a Yoruba(but a reasonable one)
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Politics / Re: Independence Day: Google Celebrates Nigeria's 62nd Independence by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 7:04am On Oct 01, 2022
Faber:
Google just changed their doodle to celebrate the Most Populous black nation on Earth.


Happy Independence Nigeria, no matter the huddles we face as a people, we have no other country to call our own. We will get there one day...the Labours of our heroes past shall never be in vain.
We are proud of you.

#LongLiveNigeria
#LongLiveAfrica
#LongLiveTheBlackRace
#LongLiveYou
#LongLiveMe
No, may she die young.
An yoruba nation we want.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Four Fulani Herdsmen In Borno by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 6:03pm On May 23, 2022
Newton2024:
Islamic terrorists life doesn't matter. They are cancer to Nigeria.

Christian terrorists in the Southeast lives don't matter either.

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Politics / Re: Adeleke’s Billboards Set Ablaze As Osun PDP Primaries Ends In Violence by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 5:56pm On May 23, 2022
Weere people.
Give them a brown envelope and a cutlass and they'll kill their family members for you.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Ganduje Commission Kabara Flyover In Kano by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 3:14pm On May 20, 2022
Saka.
Eye service

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NYSC / Re: Brigadier-General Fada Appointed NYSC DG, Resumes Wednesday by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:47pm On May 17, 2022
He's sure going to be FADA to the FADA-less female corps.
Another pot bellied canker worm.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap Many Travellers On Abuja-Kaduna Expressway by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:45pm On May 17, 2022
The work of our soldiers in Nigeria is to shoot protesters, and beat irresponsible fathers.
SMH.

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Politics / Re: "I Think You're Losing Your Brain": Galadima To Seun Okinbaloye (Video) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:36am On May 16, 2022
If this man becomes the president, Na to dey swear for both civil servants and none.

Politics / Re: "I Think You're Losing Your Brain": Galadima To Seun Okinbaloye (Video) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:30am On May 16, 2022
TV/Movies / Re: Osas Ighodaro Wins Best Female Dressed At AMVCA 2022 Red Carpet by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:22pm On May 14, 2022
How do we tell our children that nudity is unafrican?

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Travel / Re: Flying From Abuja To Port Harcourt: Nairalander Observation: Pictures & Video by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 4:08pm On May 14, 2022
Why not try opening the windows.
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Politics / Re: 2023: Groups Present APC Presidential Forms To Ayade, Sylva by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 5:37pm On May 09, 2022
dubaino:
THERE WAS A COUNTRY!
Nigeria is broke but China is the saving grace.
1) Sen. Bola Ahmed Tinubu ₦100mn
2) Prof. Yemi Osibanjo ₦100mn
3) Rotimi Amaechi. ₦100mn
4) Sen. Godswill Akpabio. ₦100mn
5) Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu. ₦100mn
6) Sen. Chris Ngige. ₦100mn
7) Sen. Rochas Okorocha. ₦100mn
8 Sen. Ibikunle Amosu. ₦100mn
9) Pst. Tunde Bakare. ₦100mn
10) Com. Adams Oshiomole₦100mn
11) Prof. Ben Ayade. ₦100mn
12) Gov. Dave Umahi. ₦100mn
13) Dr. Kayode Fayemi. ₦100mn
14) Emeka Nwajiuba. ₦100mn
15) Sen. Ken Nnamani. ₦100mn
16) Yahaya Bello. ₦100mn
17) Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu. ₦100mn
18) Gov. Badaru. ₦100mn
19. Godwin Emefiele ₦100mn
20. Ahmed Sani Yerima ₦100mn
21. Ajayi Borriface. ₦100mn
22. Mrs Uji Ohnenye. ₦50mn
23. Pastor Nicholas Felix Nwagbo₦100mn
24. Dimeji Bankole ₦100mn
25. Yunusa Nuhu Omoto. ₦100mn
26. Fayemi ₦100mn
27 Ben Ayade ₦100mn
28 Timipre Sylva ₦100mn

₦2,7500,000,000
From presidency alone and still counting


Yahya Bello is the most overrated amongst them.
It is only in a lawless corn tree like Nigeria that people like him could still be seeing the sun every day.
Our mentality is f*cked up.

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Politics / Re: Ahmad Lawan Receives Nomination Forms by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 5:25pm On May 09, 2022
moneyattractor:
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How Tinubu headache no go kill pesin?
We are just troubled because we know what calamity may befall Nigeria if a drug addict or sickler becomes a president.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Procures 32 Fighter Aircraft, Drones In Six Years by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:06am On Jul 25, 2021
If this has been around since 2015 then why do we still have to complain about banditry, kidnapping, insurgencies etc.
But since there are no operators for these machines, just full of pot bellied, corrupted bastards.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Corruption - Edo State Power Distribution Company by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 1:15pm On Jul 21, 2021
Corruption is an oxygen, everyone lives by it in this god-damned corntree.

Me as a security guard, I get lied to whenever a truck driver gives us money when taking his leave and settles those on table.
How much?
Maybe#200, funny enough, most of these men are old enough to father me.
Education / Re: Boarding School Vs Day School: Which Is Better? by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:13am On Jul 21, 2021
Those saying you'll learn to be independent because you went to boarding school are still till tomorrow struggling with life.
Boarding school nowadays does more evil than good.

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Car Talk / Re: $28m Rolls Royce Boat-Tail: World's Most Expensive Car (Photos) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:00pm On Jun 02, 2021
Aje ku ikale.
Behold! Money! tongue .
My transport fare is not up to a dollar but I can't even afford it without borrowing till the month ends.

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian I Go Dye And I Go Save Throwback Photo by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:41am On Mar 27, 2021
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Politics / Re: Buhari Didn’t Understand The Picture Ganduje Presented To Him, Kwankwaso (pic by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:35am On Mar 27, 2021
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Education / Re: Ondo SUBEB To Pay N290,470 As Annual Salary To A Degree Holder On Grade Level 8 by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:55am On Mar 27, 2021
This corntree self, after spending a lot on education you'll have to keep struggling after school.
shebi if somebody had known, someone would have learned work and by maybe 15 you gained your freedom,
and hustle for like 4yrs to get your equipment ready, and by 20.
yo a man.

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Sports / Re: Aprilia Manganang Confirmed To Actually Be A Man After 28 Years (Pictures) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:43am On Mar 27, 2021
Me: trying to calculate how many players and coaches that He had shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: President Umaro Embalo Names Street After Buhari For His ‘Fear Of God’ by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:59pm On Oct 16, 2020

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide- Confession Aiye Complet Lyrics by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 5:24pm On Jul 18, 2020
I Google searched and I was redirected to nairaland. You really tried.

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Crime / Re: One Million Boys: Biola 'Ebila' Killed In Reprisal Attack In Ibadan (Graphic) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:44pm On Jul 12, 2020
undecided
the fact is that the retaliators may be more cruel than him.

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Religion / Re: Insulting A Leader Is Against The Word Of God by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:22am On Jul 12, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Adut Akech: Runtown Sparks Dating Rumour With 20-Year-Old Black Australian Model by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 7:47pm On Jul 07, 2020
runtown, my man.
but why this girl wey black like tyre??

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Celebrities / Re: Jonet Makeovers Turns Her Face To Kanayo O. Kanayo (Photos) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:01pm On Jul 05, 2020
wow,raw talent.
more grease to your elbow.
Crime / Re: Stray Bullets Hit 2 As Customs, Petrol Smugglers Clash At Seme Border by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:55pm On Jul 05, 2020
in Nigeria, go work na risk, go farm herdsmen go pursue you with a very sharp axe or AK47.
and to stay at home gaaaaaaan na im be the greatest of all risks

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Politics / Re: Dr. Maduka Distributes Free Fuel To Keke Operators In Awka by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:49pm On Jul 05, 2020
AlexReports:
AWKA IN JOYOUS ATMOSPHERE, AS DR. GODWIN MADUKA KEKE-PALLI INITIATIVE HITS THE STATE CAPITAL.


By: Onwurah Chinonso Anthony (Equity Lawyer).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-th6kb078

Today in Awka, it was litany of gratitude and encomium as Dr. Godwin Maduka foundation visited the state capital to continue with the Keke- palli initiative gifting liters of petrol to tricycle operators(Keke riders).

The program designed to reach out to the most vulnerable group in the society aims to cushion the hardship caused by corona virus.

Recall that for the past 4 months, world economy, including Nigeria has remained in shock and this has made life hard and tough for the vulnerable groups including tricycle operators.

Dr. Godwin Maduka who has been in the business of helping humanity, has been reaching out to our people whose means of livelihood are badly hit by this pandemic through his Foundation.

Recently, he distributed bags of rice to all the 182 communities in Anambra state, also reached out to widows by assisting them with funds to keep up.

Keke palli is a post lockdown program designed to directly touch the most vulnerable group in our society directly through their businesses. Apart from Keke operators, other businesses within that category will subsequently be captured, SMEs inclusive.

In response to the good gestures, the keke operators expressed profound happiness as they continued to thank Dr. Maduka and prayed God to bless him richly.

Stay Safe Umunnem!!!

Always maintain all the Covid-19 rules; regularly wash your hands with water and soap, wear your face masks, maintain social distancing etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1llTMWukS1U
after exhausting the fuel,
e go remain you and ur destiny again

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Politics / Re: Name One Leader You Have Produced Like Tinubu, Fashakin Tells Bode George by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:15pm On Jul 01, 2020
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