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Romance / Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 7:04am On Apr 27, 2019
Zhegx:
Stupid men everywhere. If you are feeling "somehow", wait till 12 midnight, buy airtel 250mb for 25 naira or mtn 500 mb for 50 naira, go to xvideos, type kira noir or asa akira, rub Vaseline for hand, after 10 minutes you go pour akamu.......konji don end. Foolish men disgracing us.
Lol,baskard.
Are-you-a-IndecentStar
or-pornographer

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Politics / Re: Community Youths Dismantle Road Barrier In Enugu (photos) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 6:36am On Apr 27, 2019
There's-Freedom-of-expression-but-not-condemning/spoiling-governmental-infrastructures
Politics / Re: PDP Condemns Buhari’s Private Trip To UK Amid Insecurity by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 6:28am On Apr 27, 2019
Abeg,leaf-buhari-a-loan-na

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Sports / Re: I’ll Give Iwobi AFCON Winning Tips – Okocha by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 6:21am On Apr 27, 2019
Bro.why-don't-u-use-that-same-Tactics-when-u-were-in-supereagles.

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Crime / Re: Sidechick Kills Pastor Brodes Perry After His Wife Let Her Inside Their Home by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 5:47pm On Apr 26, 2019
Yeh!!

Sports / Re: Emiliano Sala's Father Horacio Dies Of Heart Attack 3 Months After Son's Death by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 2:09pm On Apr 26, 2019
Rip. This-is-Disheartening

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Crime / Re: 7 Kano Airport Officials Who Plant Drugs On Passengers' Luggage Caught (video Up by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:24pm On Apr 25, 2019
They-should-have-allowed-them-go-saudi-naa. If-not-their-families-go-don-be-like......

Crime / Re: Two Chinese Men Kidnapped In Ebonyi State by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:16pm On Apr 25, 2019
Jetli-wasn't-at-home. If-not-who-be-herdsmen? But-Frankly,Nigeria-needs-to-be-divided-if-we-ever-hope4better-future

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo On Bribery: I Will Make Sure You Lose Your Job by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2019
delkuf:
why don't you write it in English, so that we know how stupid you are. I wonder, if a Christian can do this in the Muslim section.
tell-that-to-ur-father's-face.
I-you're-bitter-u-can-hug-the-Transformer'in-proximity.

Politics / Re: Policemen Chasing Yahoo Boy In Akute Injured Passersby by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:56pm On Apr 24, 2019
President-Reacts.

There-willi-not-be-zero-tolerance-por-the-burutaliti-op-the-folice-on-civiliansss-purthermore.
Thankio
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo On Bribery: I Will Make Sure You Lose Your Job by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:49pm On Apr 24, 2019
Al-Mushrikeens.

ihdnal-siirotol-mustaqeema. Ameen

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Health / Re: Prisoner Who Gave Birth To Twin Dies In Calabar by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:36pm On Apr 24, 2019
titiloyeblog:


The unfortunate part of it is that she just received N1million from someone recently on a congrats note of her twin
and-she'was-killed-because-of-the-1m.so-that-they-can-have-their-share-of-cake.
Politics / Re: Presidential Visit: Parked Trailers Disappear Again From Expressways In Lagos by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 2:21pm On Apr 24, 2019
This-is-Appalling.

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerians React As Dubai Police Flaunt Their Exotic Luxurious Police Cars by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:34pm On Apr 23, 2019
sureteeboy:
With the present crop of Monumental Failures parading themselves as our leaders and our youths who see nothing wrong with Internet fraud, It's gonna take at least, 400 years before Nigeria gets to this level
u-meant-to-say-400+0-yrs-ba?

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Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Donates N1M To Prison Inmate Who Gave Birth To Twins by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:17pm On Apr 23, 2019
Nice-One. And-this-is-a-lesson-to-other-female-Inmates.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye To To Sue Yahaya Bello And Local Government Caretaker Chairmen by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:12pm On Apr 23, 2019
deebrain:
Kogi.

For the people of Kogi to have a Governor like Mr Yahaya Bello, they must have committed great sin in the past.

They need to ask God for forgiveness.

#pray4Kogi
wallahi,sWearRuGod.
We've-Erred
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye To To Sue Yahaya Bello And Local Government Caretaker Chairmen by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:02pm On Apr 23, 2019
alonzoiv:
Noisemaker Dino. Never reveal your plans to your enemies.
we-didn't-vote4Yeye-Bendlow.
And-the-issue-of-Dino-is-like,
''In-the-land-of-the-cripples,A-legged-man-is-made-king
Celebrities / Re: "Can't Believe I'm 30" - Bambam Says As She Celebrates Her 30th Birthday by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:12pm On Apr 23, 2019
Mumu,u-don't-believe-and-u-want-me2believe.
Well-some-stupid-guys-will-be-rushing-on-her-handle-now.&if-it-were-to-be-a-guy-now-negative-comments-go-full-comment-section4Koboland

Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi: Igbos Are From Ile-Ife - Ohanaeze Kicks by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:49am On Apr 23, 2019
Igbo-Amaka.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Begged Davido For Infinix Phone On Twitter, She Got It by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:44am On Apr 23, 2019
Begi-begi-make-me-shine
Crime / Re: Little Boys Doing Bricklayer Work In Delta To Raise Money To Support Family by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:18pm On Apr 22, 2019
Before-He-becomes-a-man. The-companies-he-keeps-will-ruin-his-whole-Heartedness&Large-Heartedness.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Dances Gbe Body Till His Shoes Fell Off His Feet (Photos, Video) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 1:11pm On Apr 22, 2019
MajorJeffery:
See that Muslim lady shouting the name of Jesus in vain. If the table is turned now, MURIC MUMU will start reacting like expired palm wine. undecided


Meanwhile, Obj is a clown. cheesy

akidanidani.what's-about-Jesus-that-you-can't-call?
Those-who-uses-the-name-in-comedies,what's-ur-view-'bout-'em?
Crime / Re: Man Attempts Suicide By Running Into Moving Cars As People Try To Stop Him by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 12:48pm On Apr 22, 2019
The-Car-should-just-have-crush-His-jaw-leaving-him-injured.then-He'll-know-the-agony-someone-who-killed-himself-on-judgement-Day
Politics / Re: Most Powerful Military In Africa 2019 (strongest And Best) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:44am On Apr 22, 2019
you seems to know much 'bout it


Zoharariel:
The only Country I fear on this list is Algeria.

Ok, let's take a look at some of her inventories.

Air Force

Attack: SU-24 (22 Units) and SU-34 check

Fighter: MiG-29 (32 units) and SU-30 (58 units)

Attack Helicopter: Mi-24 (34 units), Mi-28 (42 units) and Mi-26 Heavy Transport (14 units)

Interceptor: MiG-25 (13 units) and SU-30 (58 units)

Multirole: SU-35 (18 units)

Patrol: Fokker-F27 and SuperKing Air (3 units)

Reconnaissance: Beechcraft-1900D HISAR (6 units) and Gulfstream G-550 (3 units)

Trainer: Z-142, T-34C, L-39 (55 units) and Yak-130 (16 units)

Transport: C-130 (14 units), II-76 (14 units) and C-295 (5 units).

Army

I feel like weeping for Nigeria because if war breaks out as the spirit of orunmila is telling me, walai, you will see your mother and call her your father. grin

Ordinary Boko Haram with only Hilux Pick-ups & GPMGs, your soldiers are running into another Country's territory for cover.

Tanks: T-62 (800 units), T-72 (500 units) and T-90 (575 units).

APC/AFV: BMPT Terminator 2 (300 units), BMP-1 (685 units), BMP-2 (760 units), BMP-3 (100 units), Nimr (3000 units) and ZSU-23-4 (300 units).

Artillery: 2S3 Akatsiya (75 units), 2S1 Gvosdika (145 units), Nora B-52 (122 units) and D-30 Howitzer (160 units).

Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS): BM-14-16 (48 units), BM-21 Grad (48 units), BM-24 (30 units), BM-30 Smerch (50 units), TOS-1A (52 units) and Iskander-E (48 units).

Air Defence Systems: S-400 missile systems (4 regiments: one regiment consists of 12 launchers of 4 missiles each).

S-300PMU-2 missile systems (8 regiments: one regiment consists of 12 launchers of 4 missiles each).

Pantsir-S1/S2 (108 units)

Tor-M2 (48 batteries)

BUK-M2 (32 launchers)

Why the fvck was I born in this shithole in the first place? I am supposed to be a "GOC" in the Algerian, Serbian or Russian Army.

Look at how these useless cursed politicians in Abuja are endangering my life & family by leaving Nigeria vulnerable to attacks & invasion?

Out of all these military equipments that I've listed so far, Nigeria only has 1 Transport (C-130 Hercules), a handful of Mi-35 Helos and maybe 20 units of T-72 Battle tanks.

I mean how could a whole giant of Afrika not have an S-300 or S-400 to secure our airspace & prevent missiles from Cameroun, Ghana & Kenya from landing on our heads?

And Instead of the bastards to go to Russia and order dozens of SU-30, MiG-29, SU-34, the bastards went to Amerika to waste $496 Million on 12 useless & decommissioned aircrafts called Tucanos.

Ogun will kill anybody that will quote me and ask how we will maintain these aircrafts. How are Egypt, Ethiopia, Algeria & South Afrika maintaining theirs?

Only 4 out of the 7 ww2 era F-7 jets bought by Ebele Jonathan are currently operational.

Boko Haram shot one down with Bazooka in Adamawa about 4 years ago and 2 collided during the independence day training last year.

They sit down in Abuja doing absolutely nothing to curb the growing menace of insecurity & insurgency.

The only thing they're good at is looting & embezzling the treasury without making any future plans for the Country.

Ordinary 30,000Naira minimum wage, they cannot sacrifice to put smiles on the faces of the ever beaten & battered citizenry.

They will ask you whether you're praying for war to justify their ineptitude & incompetence - with their dead-brains, forgetting that to be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.

20years ago, nobody had anticipated that Nigeria would ever be at the mercy of a rag-tag terrorist organization (Boko Haram) - negotiating with them & even paying them ransoms.

As you make your bed, so must you lie on it.

Let me round up my list before I retire to the nearest beer parlour for the Easter jubilation, gyration, celebration & fornication.

Navy

Submarines: Project 636 (4 units), Project 877EKM (2 units) and the Romeo-Class Submarine (2 units).

Amphibious Warfare Vessels: San Giorgio-class assault ship (1 unit) and Kalat Beni Hammed (2 units).

Frigates: Koni-class frigates (3 units) and Meko-A200 (2 units).

Corvette: Adhafer-class (3 units), Nanuchka-class (3 units) and Djebel Chenoua-class (4 units).

I leave you with a video of the Algerian Army S-400Triumf in Action.

Until we meet again, I remain Zoharariel Underscore Obatala a.k.a Iskander-M of Ijebuland. grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDX2Mh_QVmQ
Politics / Re: Most Powerful Military In Africa 2019 (strongest And Best) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 10:36am On Apr 22, 2019
buulShits
Crime / Re: Youths Attacked Our Station - Rivers State Police On Alleged Killing Of Citizen by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2019
Youths-stormed-ur-station? If-it-were-armedRobbers-who-stormed-you'll-be-able2do-anything. Bastar***

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Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Shades Tonto Dikeh by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 4:56pm On Apr 20, 2019
This-Tonto-DICK&his-husband-ehn
Crime / Re: Cultists Rape Job Seekers In Imo And Took Their Nude Pictures. by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:20am On Apr 20, 2019
Please,What's-so-nice&pleasurable-about-raping. I-love-to-f*ck-someone-who-agrees-of-her-own-will. Whereby-she-shouts-my-name.
Like- muaaaaaaah- oooosh!aaaaaaash! Kaaaaahuuna-baby. Haaaaarder-Jeeeeeeezas. That's-the-best-sound-i-love-to-hear.
Celebrities / Re: Chidiebere & Chidinma Aneke In Matching Bum Shorts by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 8:51am On Apr 19, 2019
Those-thighs-sha. Romanceable
Crime / Re: Breaking: Inspector Dismissed For Killing, Declared Wanted by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 9:17pm On Apr 18, 2019
You-should-have-killed-him-during-the-dismissal
Politics / Re: N1bn Imo Debt: 17 Banks In Trouble  (full List) by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 7:53pm On Apr 18, 2019
Wetin-dem-use-all-the-money-do?

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Education / Re: Life In The University... The Few Unpopular Truths - Meme Collections by Mzee1Kahuna(m): 7:37pm On Apr 18, 2019
No-be-lie

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