calliope:
Why is ph not on that list

I wonder o

cyrilamx:
So how do I get to know u better...for real?

*Smiles*

It's not necessary.

Have a beautiful Sunday.

MsFaith:
That's good. Me I was the narrator of the Gospel

Woa! a priest did that here.
Btw, which parish is that?

cyrilamx:
You a lay reader. My beautiful sister in Christ...can chat outside Nairaland?

Yea yea, I am...

No, we can't.

So happy I read at first mass today.
Happy palm Sunday

Omg! see my Oluchi oooooo

Sooooo happy for you dear...

Hmm...

I swore never to enter keke cause of its lightweight not until 2014, still I was scared as hell but now "if e no be keke, e no fit be keke".

As for okada, I can't sit on it if I'm going to a far distance due to its many problem that comes with it. .

Wantedmiller:
"If you know how quickly people forget the dead, you will stop living to impress anyone"

Take it........

So true.

yeyerolling:
After u empower dem dey start to behave like men. To see husband go turn war.

That's what African men dread most.

But then, you guys have got no choice than to accept it.

Atk1nson:
So Ghanaians speak French,,keep lying

Lol

It could be o

But I don't like this pattern at all. It could lead to change of mind

jbaby265:



money yes it might be true.. cos my sis inlaw said I will know the true colours of a guy when he is rich. but hmmm

Stop "hmming" my dear and work on yourself too.

Both of you are tired of the relationship.
But considering the years you guys have been together, you think you can still work things out?

Hmm...

Bantam:
So you sabi this girl? nawao gals dey waka o

Lol

Clowns everywhere.

Lol
Don't you guys just get tired?

niggi4life:
kaiii



A physician is paid $260,924 (94Million Naira a year)

My friend who works as an I.T Engineer who was earning about 200K in Naija before he travelled to Canada Just 3 years ago earns about 84,000 CAD(that's about 24 Million a year) excluding bonuses oooo

Do not let ANYBODY fool you that the grass is not always green at the other side, the only shortcoming you will have is if you are not with your legal papers to work or live abroad.

We have been so beclouded by poverty and hardship that we see basic amenities as luxury, just like you buying a "tokunbo car" and you feel you have "arrived" or you buying a brand new iphone or some peeps will boast of having AC in their houses.. smh.

You see peeps forming tuush because they are shopping at the Mall (ShopRite etc) meanwhile that's like an average market everyone goes to here.

If you have the opportunity to leave this country, I use GOD beg you... Waka Far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If na because of Chioma, no worry dem plenty for here, fresh creamy chicks

And one mumu dey ask say wetin you go miss leaving Nigeria..... SMH

Choi!

Why not put me through sir?

I've been there before and it wasn't funny.

But truth is- The gaining of self confidence and courage, and the ability to think clearly while talking to a group is not as difficult as most people imagine.
Funny enough, we have people that think public speaking is a gift bestowed by providence on only a few rarely endowed individuals. (Don't buy that) instead, prepare your talk thoroughly, practice them at every little chance and never missed a single session of it. "If only you have the sufficient desire to do so".

Pipedreams:


See how shes angry....part of learning n court shit. Na partnership or baby mama sure pass for me cant get my fingers burnt twice

Whatever rocks your boat.

CAPSLOCKED:




WHAT'S WORSE..
ANNOYING HER SYSTEMATICALLY OR CLUBBING HER TO DEATH?

Both.

Instead, treat her the way you'd want to be treated and then watch her go extra miles for you.

Pipedreams:


Systematically annoy her den ul see d demon spirit dat will manifest

But why would a sane person even think of to annoy their partner systematically? Isn't that childish?

Eyah!


It's a pity the whole signs were there but you choose to ignore with the hope that "love" covers all...

It's good you're trying to bounce back to life... But this time, ensure you do it with caution.

SmellingAnus:
Akwa Ibom you mean?

Yes na

SmellingAnus:
what is the meaning of that na ... Don't you know that I am from there
So where are you from

Lol

You get mind to come from that kind place o

I'm from Aks BTW

blesoh:

Hahahaha this is funny mehn.
My mum was fun of beating me, especially when someone reports my case to her, without waiting to hear my side next it's beatings. Today when I flog my kids she would be getting angry lol

Lol

My mum never did that instead she'd tell the reporter to come settle his/her wahala with me...

As for my dad, that guy has been a very hard nut to crack even till date.

SmellingAnus:
are you from Bayelsa or you live there

You wan kill person?

How a whole me go come from BY?

Went there for a visit sha...

Although your experience isn't a funny one but hey! you won't kill yourself jor.

Laugh it off



In my own case eh, my dad is a tyrant.

Whatever he says stands.

We don't keep friends, we don't go out etc.

In fact, he has extended this his behaviour to almost everybody that comes around even in church too.

During his tenure as the president of an organization in the church, those people that where under him heard wiiiiiiiii ... If he's talking here eh, and you try to interrupt him sorry is your name that day. You'll start to hear "Will you keep quiet there?" the president is talking and you're making noise...

The next word you'll hear from him is "mannerless generation" lol .

Fabulousgal:



A very huge dick i guess..

Last last, nothing come out from the d!ck apart from sperm.
Mistakenly, he can even shift their womb


This rubbish is fast becoming a trend.

I never wanted to say anything in regards to this.

When they start giving birth now, they won't do it as human o, you'll see them giving birth like "God knows what" and then subject the children to dirty lifestyles.

Wtf?

I feel so ashamed right now...

What exactly could be the cause of this rubbish?

Ladies be disgracing themselves because of a common man.

If I may ask, what does he even do for a living?

What has been his achievement so far in life?

Ooooh! he has a d!ck! A d!ck he'd use to impregnate them at will. I see.

And from nowhere, we'll see those with their favourite words "fulfillment of the scripture" coming here to type rubbish.

Lol


A distant cousin slapped the husband on reception ground and then asked him to leave.
Of course, he left the venue.

Though they're still together but I feel for their marriage. A marriage where the man can't have a say? A marriage where the woman paid for everything?
A marriage where the woman can travel to any country of her choice without informing the husband?

It's as bad as that.

EgunMogaji:

Of course you can. You can even build 10 bedrooms or more.
Think vertical

Lol
Love this...