₦airaland Forum

Someone has cursed this slowpike called Buhari.
I swear.

Martinez39s:
Somebody shout hallelujah. Can I get an amen? As the Lord saith, all members, while coming to this crusade/revival, are mandated to bring, without fail, their tithes, offering (1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th ), seed offering, building offerings, special donations, sin cleansing offering etc. Tattered and decrepit money are not allowed, and don't bring lower denomination, for our mighty god shall not be disrespected. Shibarababababahh! Kai! Heed the divine mandate and ye shall be blessed.

For now, let's bow our heads....

DenreleDave:
We no get issue b4 na.

Na u and mymynd4u get issue


This is Denreledave, not mymynd4u.. Don't mind dt guy, very trouble some

I have issues with all of you, including accurate timekeeper.

DenreleDave:
Awa wa bi ewa

Looks like we are cool now huh?

DenreleDave:
Aunty mi.... Shey e WA PA??

I am fine Boda mi. Eyin nko?

DenreleDave:
After your father Don reach Yaba and spend one month, then ur mother follow go spend 2 years for Aro, then i will go and spend 2 days too.

Since God didn't give ur father and mother advance brain, so they don't even av sense..

Se u mad ni, oya I dey wait u

Werey ni bobo yi sha.

seniormallam:
Goto yaba and spend two days with the quarantine victims and come back and testify........if God wanted to be Doing everything for us, he will not give us advanced brains .......something's are within your brains control, use your sense.

Which kind mumu be this one na? Have you any sense of humour?
Isn't this supposed to be a joke?

This man eating the life of all yee Nigerians.

okuya:
UR FRIEND GO THIEF WETIN HIM NO KNOW FROM HIM PLACE OF WORK (only a thief brings something home and starts asking his neighbours " do you know what this is?) .
IF HE GENUINELY GOT IT, THE GIVER OR SELLER WOULD HAVE EXPLAINED THE USE TO HIM.

The simple truth, just that in this case OP is the culprit. He just used the usual Nairaland lies, my friend.

sexylassie2:
like leader like followers

these set of boys cant put food on the table for their family, they cant be reckon with

many of them are immature, they dont have mind of their own, even if a woman pity them and befriend them, they wont add any value to the relationship, look at most of them and how they reason, can they even add value to society. after, they call them men because they have a penis.

You can't even see any reasonable and responsible man wastes his time over something as useless and unproductive as these.
Only futureless and lazy toddlers have time for this, where then would they see the value to their relationship or money to put food on a table? That's very impossible.

Another bitter truth is, even the penis they boast of can't even go 30 straight seconds.
Broke weaklings everywhere.

jnoz23:
God punish you , walahi!

Same to your generations to come.

No reasonable person opts to be a recruit, whatever happens to being an officer.
Nonsense.

efembaba:
I don't blame the op. I blame d commenters wasting their time giving the op advice... Don't u all have work

You that have work why on you in this thread?
Moffo.

Send me stupid stickers and I block your ass.
Ain't got time for shits.

ednut1:
they don't know you exist.

I was going to tell her this.
Hungry set of humans coming to social media to pray for someone who doesn't know they exist.
They won't channel their prayers to the betterment of their lives.
Nonsense

When would Nigerians ever experience good news na?

DuBLINGreenb:
It's like you have someone you're not playing or someone else really wants and you give that person to another team to use for a short time, however he still belongs to his former/parent club but the new team gets to use him until the expiration of the time agreed in the loan agreement then he goes back to his parent club

Now it's very clear.

Thanks so much sir.

fineboynl:
low self esteem and inferiority complex is your problem. I'm tired why Nigerians makes so much noise on the internet. have you seen other Africans like Senegalese making noise claiming mane? over look things and grow up. see him as a good player and from Africa.

You need to grow up yourself.
So because Senegalese don't claim Mane then Nigerians shouldn't claim and celebrate theirs??
You Nigerians are your own very problems.
You will prefer they sing praises of a Portuguese to theirs. Nonsense.

Can someone explain to me how players are loaned out in football??

Ekakamba:

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And you said Naija men are so rude? Be careful.

I hope your stalking prowess would grant you the good life you desire.

FrLukas:
This is just like calling all Muslims terrorists.

Unfair generalisation for both.

Well I didn't label all Kristians scammers.
People who would support such unnecessary suggestion that poster made are the scammers.

NaijaRoyalty:
I think it's time Sanusi embraces Christianity

Kristianity kee u dere.

Scammers.

Gforce2015:
Fine you no fine. You still they post your wohwoh picture on social media.
Your front head be like shoe polish. You better hide you come head or will charge you for defacing our social media.

Go and D.

kolajoo:
Today is my birthday, and my heart is full of nothing but gratitude. I pray that the Lord will grant me more special days like this to praise His name.

No one has shown me more love, care and mercies than You have done, Oh Lord; and on my birthday today, I want to thank you for all that You have done for me and the many more wonders that You are yet to do in this world for me.

I will drink and make merry today, because it is that wonderful day again and I give all credits to the Lord for making it possible for me. I pray for a joyful anniversary today and always. Amen.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

HBD. LLNP.

Nigerians and mediocrity.

Funke Akindele in Moms at war is funnier that Toyin Abraham in The bling lagosians??

AMVCA is highly overrated abeg.
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