₦airaland Forum

Strahovski1:
Who is this Nigeria monkey

iyaff faint....gimme milk plz or viju milk

unapapadeycraze:
If you were a guy, you would marry a lady you met at the club? Be sincere.

my dear,dat i met yu in a club,i cm like you,n uve got an awesome personality n character.why won't i?

starmonii:
Mzsolmi do you club?

once in a pink moon

Been crushing on kyllahmc evn before i enta NL sef*winks*

Hian! Who said yu can't marry her?...dis is nt evn a good reason

EmekaBlue:
i tot my ex was over reacting...hmm..so its tht painful

its nt painful oo,its killing.it'll damage yur day,yur stomach n yur waist.

Op why did you just post this today wen mine just stoped?....i nearly died on wednesday.thanks tho....sumtimes i wish diz beta scientists dem will produce a pill dah'll freeze doz egg dere n prevent dem frm breaking....i yaff tire for menses

dimexy247:
You sound like you're a typical perfect example. Sorry sis , at least your boyfriend has got a goal

lmaoo..dat was den nah.sharing from experience tho

I bind n cast foolishness....in chisos name

This my small sweetheart is going places oo....2016 dan favour dis guy die...frm linda to drake,from drake to topping of charts.....#issorit

Lemme add sef
*being too fucking judgemental
*saved yur number with yur name n numbers.eg.you are jane,he'll save it with jane1 n jane2.can you imagine?
*always complain
*calls you all sorts of name just cos of a lil mistake.
***my pen just stopped working**

Waves-natural,wigs,extensions....i love em curly

So?

Elchappo:
U wey never start to dey fork, dey tell us about pregnancy
Oya, bia kamu ye gi akamu ndi nso..

Thank you,i don't want....

Carry a pot of water,place it on your stomach n dnt eva drop it on the floor for nine months.lets see how yu'll be....just try it,it'll be good for yur health.#ndi-mmadu-sef

Fine geh

I totally relate.....makachi

Lmaoo.....morafucking straight bae.

LOL See this one wey no dey comment on anything don comment by force... abeg no faint i
still need you o
LOL....am still alive

*faints*.....sumone pour me water pleaseeeee

I so hate this babe

Fool vs fool=FOOLERS

[quote author=GothamLuke post=43893788]I paid 250,000 to do surgery for my cat that had problems with constipation [/quote
lmaoooo....see as you just waste money....wot you for suck d cats anus.

Did i just hear she's miss this, miss that with that kinda body? Not just d body,d stomach....even her white friends get beta slim sweet figure pass am

Money talks

Lmaoo.....CHIZES is lawd....I Love Naija.u no fit see deir ukwu eze.

How can she leave D'banj records? She just left her deception....all those years she sang rubbish n dem come sign am ontop made her feel like she turned into ADELE overnight

I cast and bind this kind freshness

Hmmm One useless president i know is not gonna be happy with this news

Ehyaa

And Arsenal just broke my heart again