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And that's what they'll download down to our Naija and we'll call it....."O.K"

lilyheaven:
you won't believe am a fan of Zeeworld, I love antara so much

I hate antara

adewumiopeyemi:
Mzsolmi's am already crushing on u dear lol are u in also... is going to be funa and intresting

lol.crush not and do my candy no harm.....anyway,yeah its gon be fun buh I ain't gonna attend.sorry dear

Sotenna:
Yeah, MCA Uturu, Okigwe, Abia State.

Hmmmm.Me,MCCN Nteje,Anambra State

Sotenna:
Nne, it was a Marist seminary school, the weight of that crime on my conscience was crushing back then. I had to live with it. I also decided never to try it next time.

Marist? Like Marist Brothers?

Guys ehhh....na only when dem nefa do you anything in this life that you'll be playing sweerat n sweecat with them.seriously, ave not dated much guys in my life but the last guy I dated was a devil in an angels clothing. Anyway what was I expecting tho.pls ladies,if you notice any sign of emotional abuse,run oo.that hell come around n things will be fine,its a lie.a wayward guy will always be a wayward guy,a liar will always find a way to beautify a lie as d truth,a fuckboy will always be a Bleep boy,if he choses who to call n not call you,RUN...don't think a Bleep boy will be your husband cos he'll nefa be.if he replies his side chicks n deletes some lines to always look innocent, RUN.texts his side chick and deletes but you left your fone with no password n he reads your texts,chats n question you but he's d smart one who deletes immediately. RUN! When you are together he leaves n comes baq wen he like buh weneva you wanna go buy groundnut he questions you to tell him,where,why n for what reason you buying d groundnut to b sure you actually left for a groundnut shop.Run! In short.if he ever questions your reason for anything you do when he's not somebori who has put a ring on ya fourth finger.RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!

favourmic:
Please Madam Come forward! Come! Come! Don't be afraid, What is happening to you eh! It's not ordinary oh! God has remembered you today... Oyaa raise your hand up... Raise it up very well! Then bend it and place it on your head... Preferably where your mind tells you your brain is located... your stomach or your head. Then repeat this prayer after me... *My father! My father* Where ever they have buried my sense and my brain... *In my maternal village* *In my paternal village* *in the coven* Let them Vomit it now! Oya start shouting it with anger ! Shooooooouuuuuuut it

hahahahahahahah.I yaff died n Rosen.

Hian! This one is small nah compared to what they do in our department (architecture).after sweating,making researches, staying up all night,starving,wasting money,looking like a mad sombori,sleeping & living in the studio,contributing everyday money for fuel for generator once school off their gen,they'll just park everything in a room n later burn em or even lecturers will choose d best there n burn d rest

MykOnyxo:
You sef gan...... your own over-hypness no get part two....

I dab for you oooo

as in ehhhh.wetin d lil boy Dan sing wey go mk him feed him generation? Ppl and exaggeration

You are great by Steve crown. Then any of CeCe's,McDowell's,Lara's,Frank's and the list continues

yomibelle:
3 intl bank cards
5 local cards
and cash (which looks like dollars)
and yet, silver or gold, u av not

my brother, gerrarahia

as in ehhh.stingy four eyed

[quote author=chiwetaluAGU post=51113303]Eke-nja
Nkwo-nja
Oye-nja






AND FINALLY .... introducing coneheadies award winner!!!!








AFO-nja lol you no well

Davash222:
Your moniker says it all.

lmaoo...easy bro

Where's Awilo Logomba?

mine be say i too like Indian movies then so na their song lyrics I dey take reply or text my bf baq in the days

Mologi:
I am sure they were CHOSEN for this stunt...

lmaoo....you eh

lashout1:
I laugh!

Wetin special with our flag design?

That guy did a very porous job.

and what will you tell whoever designed the Korean flag?

michael142:
Cause they are related to terryg.

lmaoo.you are crazy

sexymoma:
Pls what is the English name for shebi

it means okwa ima in ibo

Mmiri na-ezolu ora 1 of facebook

I just peed on my panties

finalboss1:
hahaha women... they are foolish

ya mum is a woman.

miracle001:
EtePOT

AgwaBeans nko?

Sweetcollins:
Check Igbo dictionary too


Engli-Igbo makeri nnukwu sense (IGbotic mixture) Just legodi: 1-->SENDiaram airtime 2-->HELPutum juo ya 3-->SITigodi down 4-->STANDigodi up 5-->SHIFTuoro m 6-->Ha eCLOSEzula the shop 7-->I na eDISTURB m biko or eDISTURBzilam biko 8-->CHECKie m in next five minutes 9-->I REACHie gi agwam 10-->Achorom I ENTERgodi bike 11-->Ihe I na eSPEAKi sef 12-->akam na eTHINKi ya 13-->A dim BUSY kita, a gam aCALLugi back 14-->after anyi eDISCUSSuo ya 15-->eGIVEkwana up 16-->TAKEie time gi 17-->chere kam PARKia motor m 18-->achorom iga WATCHia match 19-->SETTLuom biko 20-->STARTia the gen ADDia your own Lolz

lmaoo but "why iji wee biazia na eDisgrace anyi"

sexybaby22:
bigot!!
everyone knows its igbo girls that are muscular and hairy. oponu.

You are a big joker.its not and Neva arguable. IBO gyals are the best

lmaoo...

if na like this,I reject,bind n cast.

Kyllahmc:
Mzsolmi better come here and see this... And stop giving me headache too.. Cos i won't jus kill myself i would tie you to the bed and set the f*****g house on fire!

hahahaha...you eh.come n tie lemme see.you sef,stop given me HBP

her eyebrows gives me Joy

Reverend Sister agbaa aji afu onu.......kyllahmc,I syt you

my next life elder sis

Tallestniqqa:
You but he maryam dark,you fair

it doznt mara