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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: From USA, is It Real Or Fake (photos) by N2B2: 12:37pm On Oct 17, 2023

lazkizz:
hello nairalanders

lemme just go straight to the point , my elder bro called me today and told me he just go a gig in the USA .
His an architect , so he applied for the gig online few weeks back. luckily for him they sent him this mail below.

* I recommend you read the mail carefully, am not an architect I don't even understand what's the job description , but my bro knows every details.

* is this legit or it's a scam ??

* and if it's Real ,we don't have and know anyone in the USA..... so pls I will need the help of a good samaritan in the USA to help us with the below requirement.

Thanks.

It's a scam. Run.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs Brentford (2 - 1) On 7th October 2023 by N2B2: 3:36pm On Oct 07, 2023

What's the point of having a back-up goalkeeper if the manager plans to continue fielding the first team keeper after too many poor performances?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Name Floated For House Speaker Even Amid NYC Trial by N2B2: 11:30pm On Oct 04, 2023

OLAADEGBU:
Trump's name floated for House Speaker even amid NYC trial

Republican lawmakers have floated former President Donald Trump as a potential candidate for House Speaker even as he faces the third day of his fraud trial in New York City.

Congressional Republicans are foundering after Rep. Kevin McCarthy's, R-Calif., ouster on Tuesday. The drama coincides with Trump's own trial in Manhattan, and multiple House Republicans have vowed to nominate him for the speakership.

Texas Rep. Troy Nehls said in a statement Tuesday afternoon his first order of business when the House reconvenes "will be to nominate Donald J. Trump for Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives."

Rep. Greg Steube, R-Fla., followed suit in a post on X, formerly known as Twitter, on Tuesday evening: "@realDonaldTrump for Speaker."

The next speaker does not technically have to be a current sitting member of the House, but every speaker in U.S. history has been.

Fox News' Jamie Joseph contributed to this report.

No. 26 of the House GOP Conference Rules states: (a) A member of the Republican Leadership shall step aside if indicted for a felony for which a sentence of two or more years imprisonment may be imposed.

Trump can never be the speaker. Even if he weren't facing multiple indictments, the majority of House Republicans won't hand him the gavel. Failed troll.

Business › Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 3:51am On Oct 01, 2023*

chieni:
please oh how are you all coping with this connect. The fact you are limited and can't send proposals.

The secret to getting client views remains the same IMO: write good proposals (& submit them early) and work on your profile regularly.

The silver lining in this connect madness is that some clients know they will get many trashy or AI-generated proposals. So, they'll sift through the noise for the standouts.

Don't be discouraged.

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Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by N2B2: 5:47pm On Sep 27, 2023

N2B2:
Good morning, gurus. I'm on the market for a brand new phone and need advice (& possibly offers) on what to get.

- Budget: ₦350,000 to ₦400,000
- Must haves: 5G, 128GB or more storage space, and a not-so-bad camera.
- Must be: Brand New, sealed. No used, or grade, or "like new."

Thank you & God bless as you quote suggestions and offers.

Sports › Re: Nigerians Berate Napoli, Rage After Club Admin Trolls Osimhen Over Penalty Miss by N2B2: 5:25am On Sep 27, 2023

RapistOnBail:

Obidients

It seems your brain doesn't doesn't function this early in the morning.

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Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by N2B2: 4:32am On Sep 27, 2023

Good morning, gurus. I'm on the market for a brand new phone and need advice (& possibly offers) on what to get.

- Budget: ₦350,000 to ₦400,000
- Must haves: 5G, 128GB or more storage space, and a not-so-bad camera.
- Must be: Brand New, sealed. No used, or grade, or "like new."

Thank you & God bless as you quote suggestions and offers.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace EFL Cup (3 - 0) On 26th Sept 2023 by N2B2: 8:23pm On Sep 26, 2023

1 - 0

Garnacho for Man Utd

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace EFL Cup (3 - 0) On 26th Sept 2023 by N2B2: 8:14pm On Sep 26, 2023

No creativity outside their own half. Classic United.

Business › Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 12:11am On Sep 26, 2023

Peterpan007:
Boss Good evening

Can you help me check my profile and help with some hints
https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~013a526c964e5a3780

Even someone who simply wants to give you free money will be discouraged by this profile.

No portfolio, a poor profile picture, and a lackluster overview with no information about your background, tools of the trade, stacks, etc. Yet, you want to get paid $50 an hour?

- Your face should be visible in your profile picture; opt for a clearer photo without a white background.
- Take a look at how this Nigerian WordPress developer introduces himself and articulates his background, expertise, and offerings with precision: https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01cee44414235936c7
- Ensure your profile is 100% complete. It's not necessary but will be super helpful.

Business › Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 11:27pm On Sep 25, 2023

tobiih:
I had a friend who was advised to change his location before doing his verification. As for the contract, I am already on a contract though

Upwork will certainly be verifying your location.

You may have been fortunate to slip through the cracks until now, but even without the mandatory verification you now face, all it could take for a permanent ban is for a suspicious client or freelancer to report your Upwork account.

Upwork could also randomly request ID & video verification from you if any of their clandestine programs flag your account. It's bound to come sooner or later, so faking your location isn't worth it.

If you're not in Canada and don't own a Canadian ID, it's best to switch back to your real location and hope for the best.

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Business › Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 9:17pm On Sep 25, 2023

tobiih:
Hey guys, would appreciate a few feedbacks in this

I got my upwork account registered to Canada but I recently got a contract offer and it is mandated that I verify. My question is, is it advisable to change the location to Nigeria before doing my verification or I should just verify and hope they dont query the location on my profile

How could Upwork verify your account without verifying that you actually live in the location stated on your profile? It is advisable not to falsify your location or buy pre-registered accounts. Be prepared for a permanent ban if you try to accept that contract or any other contracts.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester United UCL (4 - 3) On 20th September 2023 by N2B2: 12:05am On Sep 21, 2023

phr0nesis:
It's still a loss, but one of this slim margin gives us (the fans) the privilege to breath the same oxygen with the rest of the world.

That oxygen will disappear in the next game. Next game is Burnley. Watch the 19th place club turn to prime Barca in Turf moor when they're playing against Man Utd.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester United UCL (4 - 3) On 20th September 2023 by N2B2: 10:14pm On Sep 20, 2023

phr0nesis:
Bayern carry us mop floor. Man U is just too casual on and off the ball. We try with the goals sha

Losing in style is still losing. I have given up on them. Four consecutive losses in a row. The nightmares of Ole's era is back.

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Consoles With The Family Of Churchill Enyia by N2B2: 12:39am On Sep 20, 2023

yarimo:
The man labour to death more on the Way

In the name of political trolling, you're celebrating a man's date and praying for more? Wow! Not even the entire APC could save you from karma. Good luck.

Business › Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 2:50pm On Sep 18, 2023*

There is more than enough information on this thread to get even a newbie started on Upwork. Everything from signing up to solid proposal writing has been covered time and again by hundreds of Nairalanders.

The problem with some people here is their desire to reach the finish line without running the course. They want the start-making-millions-now-with-zero-skills walkthrough — and even that might not be enough.

Forget the noise: the Nairalanders thriving on Upwork may be barely getting enough sleep in a bid to polish their skills and stay ahead of others. Nothing — including the Upwork hustle — is easy, so stop complaining.

This is a good attitude to have:

chieni:
You just have to be persistent. I haven't gotten a job on the forum too but of recent I try to send proposals as much as I can. I have gotten some responses from clients but it never pulled through. I believe I definitely will get a Job on the site one day as long as I am persistent.

I have been applying what Qtguru said, go straight to the point and don't send proposals for jobs with a high number of proposals like 50.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by N2B2: 10:57pm On Sep 13, 2023

basilico:
Another manipulation publication catering for shallow minds. The Atlantic is owned by Lauren Powell Jobs poor wife of Steve Jobs and a committed leftist.
Your outlook in life is through the eyes of the Biden donors..

Ghen ghen! Here comes the "open your eyes" crew, the alternative fact peddlers of their generation. Can't critique a publication or win a debate with facts? No problem. Just invoke any boogeyman of the epileptic-right, and you're good to go. grin

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Politics › Re: Soyinka: LP Leadership Knew Obi Lost 2023 Polls — But They Want To Force Lies On by N2B2: 9:46pm On Sep 13, 2023

TemplarLandry:

The trolls have already gathered.

Soyinka accused the LP of taking over the organised labour movement in the build-up to the 2023 election.

“I can say categorically that Peter Obi’s party came third not even second and the leadership knew it but they want to do what we call in Yoruba ‘gbajue’, that is force of lies.”

I hope this man is getting paid for his incoherent utterances, else one could only conclude he's lost his mind.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. House Opens Impeachment Probe Against Biden For Alleged Bribery by N2B2: 12:59pm On Sep 13, 2023

YoungLionken:
You know, Americans made the same mistake Nigerians made on Buhari, on Biden..

Biden knows nothing but cluelessness. I know some of them already, are missing D. Trump.

He "knows nothing but cluelessness," yet he's the president of the most powerful country in the world. While you, who knows everything, is a professional Nairaland commentator.

YoungLionken:
I have always suspected him to be corrupt. There's a reason why he's sponsoring Zelensky and Ukraine, (even though they're victims of the vicious massacre of ever ready Putin) against Russia (it's far beyond the war). CNN would have done a good job on that but, Biden is their guy so lips sealed..

141 countries voted to condemn Russia's invasion of Ukraine, including Nigeria, per Aljazeera. At least 41 countries have given Ukraine financial or military support, including Germany, Latvia, Denmark, etc., per the Kiel Institute. What do you even know?

YoungLionken:
He's brought nothing reasonable but chaos upon the world; homos and feminists have never been bold and active as they are now. Wars and imbalance everywhere..

God bless 🇷🇺, God bless 🇳🇬...

And yet you are here, cheering on a fantastically corrupt ruling party that assumes and retains power by voice, discarding the people's will. Go to bed.

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Politics › Re: What Next For Obidient Mob ,? by N2B2: 4:44pm On Sep 07, 2023

Ozommadu:
Ebola really recruited jobless touts on nairaland

Imagine the first 6 comments

Don't mind them.

Suffering is not a respecter of tribe or political affiliations. It'll touch everyone, including the ruling party trolls and their families.

If a NLer begs you for help in the next 4 years, remember to first check their post history. They must enjoy the fruits of their votes.

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Politics › Re: Labour Party Rejects Tribunal Judgement, To Consult On Next Line Of Action by N2B2: 6:22pm On Sep 06, 2023

No need. Just drop it.

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Politics › Re: Issued Determined So Far By The Tribunal by N2B2: 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2023

Don't pay the ruling party trolls any mind. Go about your day, and rest easy.

Suffering is not a respecter of tribe or political affiliations. It'll touch everyone, including the ruling party trolls and their families.

If a NLer begs you for help in the next 4 years, remember to first check their post history. They must enjoy the fruits of their votes.

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Politics › Re: Mr. Obi Did Not Specify How He Won A Majority Of The Lawful Votes: Reno by N2B2: 2:50pm On Sep 06, 2023

yarimo:
Obi knew he doesn't have any meaningful case in court, he is just fooling and catching cruise with his illiterate Obidients

Do you do anything other than troll for pay on this platform?

The person you're quoting is rich
The person you're insulting is rich
The person you're supporting is rich

The only poor fellow in the room is you. What a pitiful existence.

Politics › Re: Mr. Obi Did Not Specify How He Won A Majority Of The Lawful Votes: Reno by N2B2: 2:45pm On Sep 06, 2023

Politics › Re: Presidential Election Tribunal Judgment Won't Favour Peter Obi – Primate Ayodele by N2B2: 10:09pm On Sep 05, 2023

False prophet playing both sides to advertise his market. Tomorrow, he will say his prophecy came true.

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Business › Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 3:16am On Aug 25, 2023

Kenny242:
https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01c168291ccb84fa25

Updated.

Your current profile pitch is a vast improvement over the former one. Maybe too vast.

Ensure you can walk the talk, or your job success score — & subsequent chances of scoring good jobs on the platform — will suffer.

silvyblaze:
Hello house,

Please I need your help
I opened my Upwork account last year, I've been on and off though. I've not gotten any job offer despite sending proposals. My niche is Data Analysis.
Recently my profile is set to private by Upwork and I'll have to get an offer first before I can reset it to public or so
What do I do now?
Where am I going wrong?

Below is a link to my profile
https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01b33a4a11b137bfc3

No, you don't have to earn to change your profile visibility to public.

Go here to ask Upwork to change it for you: https://support.upwork.com/hc/en-us/articles/115003975967?request=t_private_profile

Actively submit applications to remain public.

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Politics › Re: CBN Counters JP Morgan, Says Estimate Of Nigeria’s Net FX Reserves ‘misleading’ by N2B2: 6:08pm On Aug 24, 2023*

ijustdey:
“I can have $20 million in my account and I am owing someone maybe $13 million that is supposed to be paid in 2027; you can’t come in 2023 and say if I remove that $13 million, your money is $7 million or you are having $7 million.

“Now, I am not having $7 million, I am having $20 million. Because before I took a facility of $13 million, I know in the next three years, I will get $17 million so I can pay you back.

https://www.thecable.ng/cbn-counters-jp-morgan-says-estimate-of-nigerias-net-fx-reserves-misleading/amp

No, sir. You have $7 million, not $13 million. The $13 million is an accrued liability, not an asset. An honest person will move the $13 million to the right side of their balance sheet because it's a liability. Only criminals will claim it as part of their assets.

You either know nothing about accounting or intend to mislead the uneducated who put you in power. Fortunately, JPM is an international conglomerate that won't partake in your propaganda.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (1 - 0) On 14th August 2023 by N2B2: 8:29pm On Aug 14, 2023

How does this team hope to win this match? Even if they sign Messi, they will continue to play this rubbish.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (1 - 0) On 14th August 2023 by N2B2: 8:22pm On Aug 14, 2023

Same old United. No creativity or seriousness up front.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 13th August 2023 by N2B2: 5:21pm On Aug 13, 2023

ppogba:
You mean the same Man. Utd that walloped chelsea left right and center last season.?

You better face wetin dey your front.

Una don score now, na so una mouth go dey fry dodo,.fry akara.

I'm a Man Utd fan, but this Chelsea side is clearly different from last season's. I know it's only been the 1st half of their 1st game, but they're playing proper football.

Liverpool only knows how to play Man Utd. That's established.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 13th August 2023 by N2B2: 5:09pm On Aug 13, 2023

Liverpool thought they were playing Man Utd lol

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