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Stupid country

OMG Saner Clime

These guys are cooking something

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

For those who have not been following my previous thread. There is a link for it below.

I thank everyone who encouraged, insulted me, advised me and lend their voices in the previous thread. You are all appreciated and God bless you all.

The last few days have been a total nightmare to me as I lost concentration and became uninterested in everything I normally do daily and lost confidence and half my of my weight.

I took the test because I wanted to be sure she is a changed person, have peace of mind, migrating my family abroad this year of which DNA evidence will be required of which I wont want to disgrace myself publicly. Despite the fact that none of the children bears any resemblance with me which was one of the many reasons I took the test.

After waiting for several days for the results to come in, they finally arrived. It is with gladness and joy in my heart, I announce announce the result of my paternity test. They all came back positive. All the children are mine with a 99.9% probability.

I became so happy that my family thinks I just won a lottery. I am a happy man today. As for my wife, I no longer care what she did in the past but for the fact that they are my children, I will love her forever.

I wont be able to talk further because she must not find out what I just found out she is a Nairalander. Peace-out and God bless you all.


https://www.nairaland.com/6402342/finally-took-children-dna-test

Bro How Much you use run and which Lab, Help a brother

OP i don't want to read, are they yours, if yes you're lucky

Hotbutt:
Good evening. Please I need information on how to get some Yahoo Boys living opposite me Arrested.

I live in a close. My house is inside another close. In fact it's a close inside a close. You won't even know people live there becos the close is kinda hidden.

These boys are a complete nuisance since they moved into the area. They have no respect for those living around.

They are always packing their Cars infront of my gate purposely to block me from coming out of my house.
They make a hell of Noise.
They behave like complete Touts and Agberos. You can't even have a reasonable conversation with them. (So nobody should suggest that)
All they know is how to on generator from morning till night.
They live in a Flat where they pay about N400k and above.
The Landlord doesn't live there.
When they throw party, it is the worst. They will block the entire frontage with their numerous cars leaving no place to pass.

In fact they are a complete nuisance. I dislike them with passion.

I mind my business in the area 100%. If i look at u and u dont look reasonable or behave well, I avoid u.

If they can mind their own business without infringing on other people's right, we won't have a problem at all.

I want to end it all once and for all becos they think I can't do anything but I want to show them that my silence is not stupidity.

I need help on inviting the Law into this matter. If possible EFCC.

Thank you.

OP leave those boys for God, don't Run faster than your strength, Yahoo Boys Kill Girls easily and use them for their business, they might be spiting at you to get to their trap, Forget them, Rather get busy on looking for a sane rich man to get married to, then leave there and go stay in your husbands house, if possible look for a young military person and marry, if you still choose to leave there let One or two Nigerian Army Mount you entrance as your security, there are several ways to Catch a Rat.

Disgusting

My major problem is why i come from Nigeria till today

Naaa the beatings make him lips big like this

Who will be my Val, if you know you're cut to size, pls a DM is Okay
Let's get to know each other

luluman:
Better shut your dirty mouth Mr Non Nigerian. Where were you when the last protest was hijacked & lives & properties were lost?

APC Ode, hope you're still collecting your 30k

Mitsurugi:
They rooster ready their Gun to... Nairaland sef! C.ock means several other things o

Hahahahah, my guy as you know english reach, e dey possible Say you get C or D for GES

Emekaonline:
And which police permit did the supporters of Donal Trump obtain before bombarding Capitol in the US? Oh in your dude brain America is not a saner clime? Hahahahaa!

You're a very Stupid Person if you can't decipher what happened at capitol hill with what am talking about, Ode

First go and learn from American Soldiers How to treat Civilians, stop carrying shoulders for civilians, if una see Boko haram una run, the reverse should be the case

Nigerian Government aren't Civilised at all they're still in Dark Ages,

In Saner Climes you get Police permit to protest, here the reverse is the case

They cock ready their Gun to shot at sight

Stupid country, go and drink 5 Alive and come back and talk nonsense

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Hmmm

Finally the jinx has been broken
The Segregation between Cross River and Akwa Ibom is just Out of Hand

That's the Effect of Poor leadership, greed, corruption, tribalism and religion

Buahri is doing well honestly

Vanity
Having ticket to heaven is better than silver n gold

Lost Priority

Maga don pay

So this Guys are still fighting till today

This one na pepper them

Am ready to fight

Does Buhari Know what Bitcoin is?