₦airaland Forum

Those guys are gone, Some of them are already in our Sister Countries, While Some are heading to the Mediterranean Sea to try their luck there, Remember what happened in Edo, So none of the Female inmates in owerri prison escaped

Deathisfree:
Hi Nairalanders
This is really disturbing me right now,I just wedded about 2 months ago
My mother in-law first visit was 2 weeks ago, I purposely left the house before she came because I was not really bucks up
Suddenly she came this morning around 7:30 am without a pre notice. She didn’t tell my wife nor call any of us to let us know she’s coming.

She stays about 35 mins drive to my house,my parents stays about 5mins drive to my house and they can not try such and perhaps. They are too busy for all that nonsense

I’m in my room right now alone here on Nairaland seeking for advice on what to do before I do wrong. I am planning to tell my wife when her mother is gone and warm her never to let such happen again.

Guy the Greatest mistake you will make in this your New Family is Opening your mouth to tell your wife something as irrelevant as this, what do you think makes you a man, you think family is for children, once you're married to a girl, you're married to virtually everything that belongs to her, please don't ever share this with your wife, this little thing can affect your new family for ever, be careful, use your sense

Vote for APC or Do Yahoo

Op Demon possessed girls nko?, cos i met one recently, she almost ruined my life, thank God i was able to escape her snare.

These guys are cashing out with this rail project, cos they know it's not going to audited

Woooo i remember sometime ago, when she was having issues with Her husband and Odumeji, so within a space of time she's already suffering from Stroke, hmmmmm naa wa ooo, human beings

Prophet were the find young blood

cyrusmillz:
So I met a nairalander a couple years back in the literature section. I was drawn to her by her posts (o boy she could write a believable fiction)and I kept reading and keeping tabs for weeks till I eventually started a conversation on one of her other threads and after a few days i got her contact and we got talking.

In all my weeks of reading and following her posts , I had a mental picture of how this lady might look like ( the face , the complexion, stature an all) . It was on whatsapp I got to know how she really looked, although she was pretty... she was on the plus size and that was a turn off for me then. But we kept on talking and it got to the stage that we talked everyday.

The second month after we started chatting (April) , we decided to meet ... nothing fancy just a normal restaurant where we can talk. I arrived some few minutes before her. Some minutes later , I saw her come down from the marwa where I was seated, she was putting on blue dress. I didn't know when I shouted " o boy , this girl fat oh " I'd seen her pictures before but I never knew she was this big.

After the date, she called and I didn't pick , texted and I didn't reply , "whatsapped" and I left unread. I feel bad for what I did , I shouldn't have done that ...even if I couldn't date her I should have kept her as a friend (she's still one of the most brilliant person and the best fiction writer I know)

I'm sorry H****4** , Pls forgive me.

Think Girl Naa my spec guy, why not give me her contact

Thieves, but wait ooo my Name no deh dia under youth Democratic Party

Sir you Need am, May you Rest in London forever, Nothing were i no go see for this country were i come from

Congratulations

Make we see the bomb naaa

Welldone, they do it everyday

Ojukwu's bomb

Who e epp

I dragged him and he unfollowed me on twitter

Hope the garment won't be to the hands of miscrants and hoodlums easily

He's cashing out

Wahala be like Nigeria

Havesomesense:
If you are not fvcking her well, I mean making her cvm. She's gonna cheat on you.

To make a girl loyal you need to be great in sex and also great in mind games.

Sex Can't Keep a Girl Sir, telling you from experience

Very very normal brother, saying it from experience, all you need do is to wash up each time you experience that

Lols

Tell the man to return it Joor

Prince001:
According to ur statement most of our leaders should be in prison! Cos they are breaking the law over and over without consequences!

Exactly Sir

Thank God

Wahala for them

No one is above the Law

Wahala be Like NIGERIA

He's too tribalistic, with the likes of Umar Nigeria Can Never be One

Idiot

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