₦airaland Forum

damton:
I didn't get any alert

Eyah.... Try more harder bro!

damton:
FTC.

Your account has been credited

Kimmo:
Na wa oh. The funniest caption I ever saw of this picture is the one where the boy asks "so you're telling me . . . That Wande Coal is not my father?"

Menh... He resemble him die

TojAlomo:
Where you see spot, abi ur phone screen get spots

NLders with there mouth sha!!!
Oga o..... Either u be runs girl or olosho e no concern me as e no go pay my allawee .... Oya back to d matter... hbd girl, wishing u llnp, wa gbo, wa tor, wa gbayi bi Dubai, wa pe bi First Bank, wa last bi Akube belt...bigger u I pray bae IJN

all4naija:
Shut the f**k up and crawl back to your forest cave. You are the type of people that are puling that nation backward!

Habah... Why Bros, for why na.........
Why una wan die ontop my matter
Why spitting so much venom on my post like dat na
For why na bros
Shey na ur dick dem carry ni
Ok u don vex abi?
Kpele bro, I go tell dem make dem no carry ur dick again enh... Dem go show u d stuff dem made of in anoda dimension
LANDLORD awon werey

nikkiking:
Friends......How many of us have them.

Friends......the one you can depends on.


Watch your back.

Friends my foot
My man is my best friend
My momma is my best girlfriend
Siblings dey betray eachoda in dis world not to talk of friends
My junior sis used to tell me dat may be na only guys go attend my wedding
Cz my spirit no just dey keep girlfriends at all

Dekatron:
Fools will believe this shiit

U don't need to judge other people's believe for any reason, if u don't believe it den u gerarahere menh
Don't worry, u go believe that Nkan nbe when dey comot ur own or turn u to an impotent

IamLEGEND1:
I no go buy anything

if she no go drop pikin make she dey pack her belongings go her papa house

Habah.. For why na

Spybradd:
nafisah nkrumah,the kenyansare after you now yu are stairing thw hornets ibo nest ,ba?

Lol... Abeg who u be

nikkiking:
Yoloba land full of unimaginable crimes.


If it not ritual, broad day robbery in banks etc.

Abeg where u come from

Well, I need not ask dat anyway.. Cz d way u pronounced dat Yoloba showed dat u are purely Igbo

Nice one

ajasbaba:
may both the father and the mother not see the light of God.


May the joy and happiness be denied,


May they never find peace of mind.


why do such act of wickedness to this innocent baby.

this world is wicked indeed.


May the good lord look after him and put the parent in shame.

especially the Mama.

Why spitting so much venom on this trend
Why raining heavy curse on dem so much like that
Of cz we couldn't denied d fact that wat d lady did was so bad.

Buh sir, u are not different from d dude dat produced dis baby if u have been given contraceptives to your girlfriend to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Stop forming saint abeg..biko

Durentt:
I dont blame u, until u recieve a hot slap, den u'll learn how to respect pple on NL.


Ashawwo. Idiiot girl

Who b ashewo btw us
Mumu...never know comon sense too expensive for u to buy!
Your dp can even afford one.

BASTARD LESBIAN

Durentt:
And worst of all, they jump into conclusions easily

Person talk say make we talk senses into her tiny skull and u dey spit venom ontop her matter... U Berra talk if na U nd stop pretending

Durentt:
Jesus, why are nairalanders talking like dis na. How does being a lesbian make her irrelevant to womanhood? Nawa 4 nigerians oh.

Oh sorry ma'am, never knew she is your colleague biko.... U are highly relevant to lesbianhood.

You started dating 9yrs ago nd u are in ur early 20s Dat sounds somehow, buh what do u mean u are bisexual nd oda girls yarn for u
Come out plain girl ... U are a lesbian for real!!!
It's not possible to do two things at a time dear, either u quit ur lesbianism, pray to God, see a gynecologist nd turn a new leave, maybe gradually u may bcum a normal girl cz u ain't normal for now... Buh dat might take sometime though... Or, u go back to ur lesbianism full time nd bcum irrelevant to d womanhood

Ubyj:
U have been together for 9 years, as how? U r in ur early 20s too. U started d dating game way too early my dear.

Ur ish myt be psychological. Deal with it before u marry sha

I second u

[quote[sup][/sup] author=charlsecy post=39450710]
Did you consider the weight of the goods before asking?[/quote]Even if na empty catorns, e still don plenty for him

Over to u NPF o... Oya come chop, fud don ready for u o, make u come charge him for hyperload cz dis don pass overload o

Badgers14:
But who is that tall guy on suit in the first picture
Thats what they call "turtle neck"

You are a complete mother fucker.... U gat me rechecked d pishure

Speechless

Some women can be very mean...she dis that just bcz she don't want her husband to marry 2nd wife....
Did she learnt dat from her mother
Kontunu, your children, Grand children, great grand children will suffer for it nd dats if u are fortunate to have dem b4 nemesis catchup on u nd ur evil sis.
#Wicked soul... Hell fire dey awaits u nd ur colleagues

Wat is wicked in this

bigboss80s:
I believe Wike will win a rerun

In ur slumber not even a dream

She reminded me of African Queen

mikkypel:
I don't just understand my brother.. Even keghite has been changed to kegcult

Yes o... Even dey plenty for rotaract during my school days. No organization worth joining in higher institutions anymore

They gained being useless nd irrelevant to the society

Una no tell us wetin he do u now, shey make I carry him address give u make u go arrest him nd con arrest me join
Oya we dey hear , tell us wetin him do u or why he's wanted!

Spoken English is different from rapping English... So na rapping English he take update d status

Na jin dey carry am come for dem from another planet