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tpiander:
name:

face:

concocted story: check


fake source/s: check

typical nl fare: check


half baked write up: check.

How would you believe this when u don't believe in God

modath:
You only read but do not understand my post.

Read between the lines, thank you.

Cooperate Insult

ijustdey:
just watch as the wailers will be crying blue murder and lie







they never believe anything good could come out of Nigeria

How would they believe when there entire generations were so corrupt beyond redemption

okosodo:
Fulani people will soon kidnap tinubu and osinbajo. time will tell

How they will soon kidnap ur papa and mama

quote author=inevitableme post=38236309]how will you know when you alway Smoke Shisha mixed with oshogbo weed plus daura weed.[/quote]How u take sabi all dos stuffs if u sef no dey smoke am

It's only in Nigeria u will see criminals been celebrated

maestroz:
where is the carpet

i saw red rug instead.

Olodo... Local champion

godoluwa:
ALL APC MEMBERS ARE THIEVES, FRAUDSTER & THEY ARE ALL MAD

Angry wailers

Ilekeh:
Never support any politician. Let him answer to the court. If the court finds him guilty, let him pay for his crimes.

Unlike Igbos, Yorubas use the same hand they use to feed their children to apply punishment.

"He's our son, but if he misbehaves, he will be punished".

Igbos go say "he's our son, let's look the other way. No witch hunting".

Just bcz yeeebos are pretenders

udemzyudex:
Lol... So this is Buhari and the CBN governor plan.... Hmmm

See ur mouth like that of shekarahu

All your comments just dey make me laugh... I love u all

pyyxxaro:
Lagos State belongs to Nobody

Does Onitcha and Kano belongs to nobody #smh

It would have do u more good if only u can restricts to your whatsapp only when you are fortunate to get free 10mb from MTN after recharging #100

Mind you, It's not necessary for u to follow all trends on NL since u can't use your instincts and initiatives to digests them

KanwuliaJara:
Meaning what?
To take care of young woman and to take care of A GRUMPY, OOOOOLD WOMAN na de same?

If you dey find "slave" to buy, una nor sabi wia "baby farm" dey?

The girl is smart o!
Never start what you can't finish!

Wait, do u really have a mother
Do u pray for a lady like you to treat ur mother dis same
Do u ever pray for a happy home

I don't see any big deal in what they expected of this said lady, and am sure if it was her mother she won't dare ignore her a bit.

Well, I can see you are the type that always pray not to meet your mother- in-law alive.. And so shall your daughter-in-law will not meet u alive as well.

NB: ain't cursing you, but it's just a KARMA
You shall definitely reap whatever you sow.. Be it good or bad!!!

KanwuliaJara:
After all this noise, is the husband-to-be complaining?
If not, abeg carry ya mouth go bury for evil forest!

Lessons learned: NEVER EXPECT FRIENDSHIP OR LOVE TO BE RECIPROCAL!!!!

Wow... I was about saying d husband to-be married Instagram babe, never know shallow minded like her even plenty for NL.
Well, ain't blame u though.. Buh am sure if ur brother falls on this trap, u gonna be the first person to shatter KEKE NAPEP to report him to ur family-head at village.

On the other hand, you will definitely reap what you sow.

Lessons learned: God will never forgive you if u ever complain about hardluck in ur relationship or marriage...cz u must "never expect friendship or love to be reciprocal."

You are a disgrace to womanhood

mytime24:
Must she cover her head
U no dey mosque na

Fake life

shey covered her head cz she dey with mallas

BabyDaddy20:
Just punch her breast, she will faint immediately, if she wakes up,she will respect you for the rest of her life.

As if u can do dat to ur girl.... Empty barrel......!!!

Big4wig:
Tonto be like ''u can look but u can't touch''

All nairaland guys must pray with me
(1) My father my Father! Anywhere any
girl is
planning to use me as a
MUGU, God destroy her plans!
(2) Oh God! Any girl that is using her
breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire! Born
them
(3) Any girl that has vowed that she
would never
date me, God make her to see me taking
her 4
shopping in her dream.!
(4) Any girl that has slept with 5
different men
including me and wants to tie me down
with
pregnancy that is not mine, God make
her forget
my
name!
(5) Any girl that m dating and calls me
only to tell
me her BIS/AIRTIME has expired.. Oh
Lord..
Divert
her calls to kidnappers. Amen.

Hahaha.... Una don enter 1 chance b4 ni?? Lmao

ODUDUWA ni mi tokan tokan
YORUBA... The ever blessed culture in the whole of Africa.
ODUDUWA is the power of the womb.
ODUDUWA represents omnipotency, the ability to affect and reconstruct the physical reality at will.
OODUA first appears as one of the divinities of the Yoruba theogony.
The narrative indicates that Oduduwa denotes “the essence of behaviour” (Odu-ti-o-da-Iwa)or "the reservoir of culture or manners"(Odu-ti-o-du-iwa).

Ndigbo the wailers.... Abeg how market

I love my tribe like kilode

LesbianBoy:
LOOSE caroline who left her agemates to go and marry her ancestor because of money! Nansense and ingredient!

Meanwhile....




Buhari pls probe her marriage!

NONSENSE and ingredient

Bobbystanley:
Its an outdated Bank thats why an Outdated President banks with you.

outdated president that rules over you and your present generation.

goldfish80:
Non removable battery phones are the best. I frankly don't see myself using a removable battery phone to be honest. Just buy a good power bank and enjoy your device.

Try infinix Hot Note or Note pro, believe me u need no power bank at all, It's 10% can last u 12hrs only if u off ur data and restricted it to calls only. Give it a trial nd u can never be disappointed

dunkem21:
I for answer you but saw that you registered today ..

Hahaha....President of Mumulistic of all Nation, abeg who get this profile... Lmao

kennybabs1980:
Can you read what you typed again! Was PMB referring to you retired parent or those in the service now! Do you think that the President of Nigeria will be that loquacious! Do you think he doesn't have his facts and figures! Even the blind knows this that the civil service is more corrupt than every other segments in Nigeria, it's the absolute truth! Your MSC Dad and Bsc Mum retired as civil servants, they perhaps got to the peak of their career before retiring, you are here insulting a man who equally rose through the ranks to the peak of his career before God helped him to become the head of a country, I see that as having a correspondent relationship with your upbringing, cheers!

Gbam... Lobatan!!!

dunkem21:
I for answer you but saw that you registered today ..

Hahahahahahahaha... Shallow brain, I can see ur eyes were been blocked as ur head.

SirJeffry:
I don't trade words with gullible folks like you.

My dad(MSC holder) and my mum(BSC holder)served Nigeria diligently at the federal level before their retirement.

So, for a man with an ordinary o-level to insult them and their likes just because some gullible fellows like you voted him as your president is something I can't swallow easily.

wow what a pity... Despite all d qualifications ur parent has, yet o'level cert is ruling over them. My dear, accept for ur superiors so as to have a peaceful mind.

VeeBabs:
I give it to Desmond hands down.

- Lynxx is nice, but too bushy (needs a trim).


- Banky W is nice, but just too scanty (needs more hair).


- Inyanya looks unkempt (looks like he's even sitting at the salon!).



So, Honourable Desmond Eliot all the way!

I love this

Chestar5:
UNcLE

lol

Yungwizzzy:
Days of 2go I worked so hard to become a master

The developers refused to grow with the time and they were left behind !!

if only u are a developer/programmer will u knw what it takes to develop an app not to talk of chatting apps... Whatsapp and Facebook u see today has gone through a lot b4 they achieve that height. Well, to my believe... The return of 2go is gonna be talk of the world when it reach apple store and Google play store.

Sleekbaby:
I thought Emeka Ike once won it.

That's celebrities version not general one.

WailingWailer00:
Rented crowd
Jobless people
APshit thugs

ur name speaks more about you

nawtibownie:
11. OAU

U sef Laff wen u talk am

It's high time to post my father's house on Nairaland