₦airaland Forum

Banbanna:
You may not feel like a criminal coz you're protecting yourself. But if by chance, law enforcement agents sees that on you after ransacking you, it'll take a whole lot to convince them otherwise that you're only using it 4 self-defence. As if you don't know how our security agents behave.

Okay.

Banbanna:
Better start deterring them with a pepper spray, if you've not already. And it's more handy & portable to use, & wouldn't make you feel like a criminal in the case of having to carry a dagger.

So carrying a dagger would make me feel like a criminal? Last time I checked I didn't seen a law stating that people can't carry a dagger. Besides pepper spray is not so easy to conceal. Thanks though.

solasoulmusic:
Yes in my own compound dude almost killed me in my own house but for my motion. Most men are tough and bully like until they meet their match sis be as gentle as a dove everyday but fierce as a lion defending yourselves

I am happy to know that you escaped this incident unscathed. I will be gentle as a dove but fierce as a lion in defending myself.

solasoulmusic:
Add pepper spray and glock 18 almost attacked but for the gun

You were almost attacked? Having pepper spray and a glock will be great. The more the weapon, the better it is.

Osibajo2023:
I will give u Atala, if anyone offend u, jus swear for the person, u see d effect immediately, try it, I will give u 4 free

Thanks, I will pass.

Litmus:
Girls and young people are very safe in Nigeria, safer than in other Nations in Africa

Are you being sarcastic?

Osibajo2023:
lol, come do juju

I don't believe in that, physical defence is the best.

A girl child is not safe anywhere in Nigeria. You can't even go out without being scared for your life . Rapists, kidnappers and ritualists on the prowl. Violent crimes against girls and women is being reported everyday. I have to start learning self defense, I can't take any chances. Maybe I should start moving around with a dagger too.

Hammyaladin:
It's either you are done with nysc or aren't yet in the university.


Either of the two is true

Either of the two is false.

Scrap out NYSC.

Appleyard:
You're real funny.

lol fr though

Didn't she just give birth? well maybe her husband couldn't divorce his pregnant wife and had to wait.

Zelensky should be happy with this news, it seems like his cries have eventually been heard. Now he can start rebuilding the ruins and Ukrainians can come back home to continue with their lives and businesses. 1 million dollars should be sent to each Ukrainian household as a means of finding their feet back. Also with that huge amount of money Ukraine can build their own nuclear heads and bomb Moscow out of oblivion in retaliation and then the much touted WW3 can start. I have dug out my own bunker incase any missile mistakenly flies over Nigeria.

extradite or not, eventually justice may not be duly served

qekng40:
Yes o, but I've forgotten how it went. Mum was pissed sha

I bet she was, most mums hate it

wizonlyson:
..YES..but once..telling her that,i lost the #5,000 she sent me for an errand..na our landlord save me from her hand, that day..she nearly take my life..since that day, i ban prank in my life..

#5000? you try lol

Kingosytex:
Having a mum is a luxury I never enjoyed. Lost her when I was about six, I never really knew the joy.

I am so sorry to hear about this, may her soul continue to rest in peace

fnep2smooth:
Back then when I still be pikin. There was a day I was playing with some friends, so I decided to hide from my parents at the back of the chair in the sitting room only to sleep there till the next they, by then news don enter street say I don miss.

No where we them no find me, friends, classmates and for church. To be frank I no no how they find me for back of chair where guy man de sleep.

The beating no be here

lol they must have been so worried

Hezzyluv:
Lol...
If l do that to her, l have to run far from her that particular moment. If not, she will arrange my cheek the man city arranged man utd.

I miss you mum,
RIP

may her soul continue to rest in peace

Totilopussylick:
Yes

But I hear nwi

lol, I can only imagine

Happy international women/mothers day to all the birth and adoptive mothers out there! You all are the best! When I was a kid, I was so stubborn and hotheaded that I once twisted my elbow while playing roughly. As per my hotheadedness I received a lot of thrashings from both parents but from my dad especially.

One faithful morning, I was being stubborn as usual and I was delaying my mum who was preparing to go to her shop. It was a Saturday and I refused to have my bath and ran around the house with my mum chasing me. When she caught me, I was giving a premium dosage of my daddy’s belt and I cried painfully at the injustice of it all.

After the tears subsided I started plotting my revenge. As my mum was taking her bath, I decided that the best thing to do was to pull a disappearing act on her. I scanned the whole sitting room and decided that the dining room was the best option, the dining was always dark and the curtain was drawn thickly that morning, I hid my small body under the table at the farthest corner and kept mute.

My mum soon emerged from the bedroom fully dressed and she called me. I heard her call me severally and I continued hiding still bent on revenge. She began to panic and started shouting my name, I was still in my crouching position underneath the table my heart hardened with revenge when she opened the door to go outside to check if I had gone out. I came out of my hiding sweating and smiling, my plan had worked.

Soon my mum stepped back inside and was surprised to see me, she asked where I had been and I burst out laughing that I had been under the dining table all along. She eventually apologized for beating me and I had to bath again before we proceeded to the shop. Have you ever pranked your mum before? Share your story.

none, most of these people are always stereotyped to a particular role, they are not flexible with their acting skills.