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Health / Re: COVID-19 Toll: United States Records Over 2,400 Deaths In 24 Hours(Pics) by naijaschoolguru(m): 4:28pm On Apr 22, 2020
Could execution drugs help Corona virus patients? Some doctors say yes. FOX NEWS
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Instructs US Navy To Shoot Down Iranian Gunboats If They Harass US Ships by naijaschoolguru(m): 2:50pm On Apr 22, 2020
dokyOloye:
Trumpet nwa.
Straight shooter,original cowboy grin
I know say na audio gra gra, which is what is needed at this time.Trump prolly already privately told his navy not fire even knockout grin
Maximum respect to man dem call Trump for de-escalating tensions with North Korea. Now,him and that mad man of Korea are even friends grin
Rumor they say that dude for N. Korean don catch Corona virus, how true is it?
Family / Re: Parents Loving One Of Their Children More Than The Others: Your Opinion by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:23pm On Apr 21, 2020
There is nothing bad in it but don't make it obvious.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Two Wuhan Doctors Turn Black After Spending Weeks In ICU (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:18pm On Apr 21, 2020
1stola:

Does a black person exist?

You people should stop this ridiculous stereotype label.

Why call a brown person Black?
Are you black?
Why calling an " Oyinbo" person White?
Health / Re: COVID-19: Two Wuhan Doctors Turn Black After Spending Weeks In ICU (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:10pm On Apr 21, 2020
Ningen:






Really? — You guys think it's funny??
If anything, it's you who should be scared.

This is a virus that attacks your vital organs.
Lungs, liver, kidney, you name it...

So this shít isn't funny one bit.
Abeg shift ma see front, you have nothing to say.
Business / Re: Lockdown: I Visited Shoprite In Ikeja And It Was Empty (Photos, Video) by naijaschoolguru(m): 4:33pm On Apr 21, 2020
OP, stay home and stay safe, stop galavanting all over the town. Wetin Lost for your hand wey u dey find?
Health / Re: Compulsory Wearing Of Face-Masks In Ondo: Akeredolu Engages Tailors by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:02am On Apr 21, 2020
Simplyleo:
The Center of Excellence started it, the Sunshine State follow suit, no wahala.

Omo Yoruba lemi oo, swagger, swagger grin
Career / Re: Lockdown: Salary Earners Will Also Cry by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:11am On Apr 21, 2020
Usorohtheman:
Politicians should bring out all the looted funds.
They won't, they are very greedy and self centered.

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Career / Re: Lockdown: Salary Earners Will Also Cry by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:08am On Apr 21, 2020
jchioma:


Mostly affected will be those who did not save for the rainy day. However, what is true here is that this world will not remain the same again.
Some people may not even have jobs to return to, while some others will bounce back by diversifying and creating new niches for themselves.

At the end, only the strong and wise will survive.
Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. This is a surviver of the fittest.

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Crime / Re: 6 Suspected Ritualists Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:01am On Apr 21, 2020
Mcquine:


The w.h.o.r.e of a Mother that birthed you and that Your Yoruba wayward drunk of a Father is as senseless as you are.
Before you open your mouth to say something, take a step back and think through exactly what you’re going to say. Consider your tone and make sure your word choices leave as little room as possible for misunderstanding or trouble. Maintain a professional demeanor and be mindful of your utterances. You behave like a kid, I'm done talking to you, because you don't worth it. Stay blessed.
Crime / Re: 6 Suspected Ritualists Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:21am On Apr 21, 2020
kerry57:

Is ur ipob blothers from the yeast not the the buyers of our skull mining biz? We are in biz to supply ur yeastern blothers. Without us u cant build houses, buy cars and show off. Give us some respect mcquine,we deserve it.
grin grin
Crime / Re: 6 Suspected Ritualists Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:20am On Apr 21, 2020
Mcquine:


Shut up Skull mining Apprentice
And hear is a senseless one cheesy
Travel / Re: I Finally Stepped Out Of The House After Two More Months Of Quarantine (photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 12:20am On Apr 21, 2020
Afolabimills:
so happy for you bro may God Almighty continue to guide u n ur loved ones ijn bro it's hunger virus here in Abuja a family man nothing left but to swallow my pride plead for help it's no joke bro pls anything u can assist with I will appreciate
As you don start with prayers, I no say na wetin go end am be this grin... Afob baba grin

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Crime / Re: 6 Suspected Ritualists Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:55pm On Apr 20, 2020
Deepfeel:


No no no that's a pure cornhead look well
grin grin

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Crime / Re: 6 Suspected Ritualists Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:17pm On Apr 20, 2020
Deepfeel:
Haba I thought these human body part merchants are on lockdown too and business is not moving



Ndi sophisticated skull miners I salute
Dat head be like nyamiri aka Igbo

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Crime / Re: 6 Suspected Ritualists Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:15pm On Apr 20, 2020
If I hear anybody shout afonja, God go punish the person oo, ibo and hausa too dey live for Lagos oo

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Health / Re: Highlights Of Sanwo-olu's Press Briefing On COVID-19 This Evening by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:13pm On Apr 20, 2020
Fidelismaria:



Sanwoolu

Goan siddon









U no lie joor, as e no gree give una eba and egusi soup con carry kerosene give una make una drink on top grin
Travel / Re: A-29 Super Tucano Aircraft For Nigeria Marks First Flight In Florida by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:48pm On Apr 20, 2020
Nairalandmonika:

Are u seeing the jet?
Even Ghana would not use such, what manner of fuckery is this
Which Ghana? Our backyard own abi another one. Even if you go wail, wail with Sense nau

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Travel / Re: Coronavirus: FG Extends Airport Closure By Two Weeks by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:49pm On Apr 20, 2020
Humanoid01:

Kini expertraites nitori Olorun?
grin grin, nawa for you o bro, innocent " Expertraites "
Health / Re: How To Manage Your Finances During Covid-19 Pandemic by naijaschoolguru(m): 1:13pm On Apr 20, 2020
All this how blabla no dey freak me, na who get money dey listen to all this one wey u dey talk. Even the 30k wey they enter them BMC GROUP hand, den no see anything again. If I dey lie ask
Sarki, manumeat, seusmg, apcng and so on grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lockdown Lifted In Accra And Kumasi, Ghana. Ghanaians Rejoice by naijaschoolguru(m): 1:07pm On Apr 20, 2020
Angelfrost:


You are still dodging the real question...

Let me rephrase for you... Why is a far smaller nation testing far more than the GIANT of Africa?!

If Ghana can test over 60k in 3 weeks, why or what stops Nigeria from testing over 100k?!
Don't you know that, to control a larger group of people is far more tedious than a smaller group of people. In a class of a few students, you as a teacher will know all of the students by names and as head of the class you can control them easily. Compare to a very big class that contains so many students, where are you going to start from? It wouldn't be easy for you my brother, infact you can't Know all the students in the class. You can't not control them easily you will need more time before they can be organized perfectly, this is as a result of Nigeria. The smaller class that's well organized base on the smaller number of the students is an example of Ghana.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Lockdown Lifted In Accra And Kumasi, Ghana. Ghanaians Rejoice by naijaschoolguru(m): 12:57pm On Apr 20, 2020
Jaqenhghar:
Tomorrow one monkey or group of monkeys will come and be beating chest and berating other countries then talk about how their shithole is the centre of the universe
Jaquar, shut up, your opinion is senseless
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lockdown Lifted In Accra And Kumasi, Ghana. Ghanaians Rejoice by naijaschoolguru(m): 12:46pm On Apr 20, 2020
tellwisdom:
Even if they leave them to roam 48hrs everyday, they are still hungry

Average Ghanaian eats Fufu with onions only.
The rich ones add fish to the onions
This table wey you dey shake ma hand no dey oo grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari’s Burial: Momoh Defends Presidency, Says Mourners Cant Be Chased Away by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:51am On Apr 20, 2020
All these Abba this Abba that don tire person oo, so if this man no die, we for no see any news for nairaland? But nairaland whyy?
Celebrities / Re: Gene Deitch Dies At The Age Of 95 In His Apartment by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:47am On Apr 20, 2020
GOFRONT:
Dear lord, pls take Buhari and return Gene Deitch......

Pls lord don't take my source of laffter away from me.....
GOBACK, why are you so senseless like this en? And you want to become somebody for life bayii. Ur matter tire me oo.
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari And Geoffrey Onyeama In The 70s (Throwback Photo) by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:45am On Apr 20, 2020
ZombiePUNISHER:


Shut up there

Buhari government is a conglomeration of past present friends and family members

Is that how to run a government?...
Who in this administration is more experienced in the area of Economy and finance like Iweala

But tribalism and who knows who won't allow the nation progress
When this onyema was yapping rubbish about what went down in China regarding Nigerian citizens there... I knew he was handed a script by his employers..

We have never had it this bad
So Iweala should be there till eternity right? During Obasanjo tenure she was in the cabinet
During Goodluck she was also in the cabinet. Have you right off yourself that you can never attained the position they are today? Hence, wishing them to stay there forever as if it's their family business. ( Se po idile ni? )

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Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by naijaschoolguru(m): 11:36pm On Apr 19, 2020
babtoundey:


This nearly killed me with laughter. That's one of my mums favorite lines.

one if the utterance that used to pain me then is "Ko ye mi bi won se lo mowe ni school" (I don't understand how your teachers are the opinion that you are brilliant in school)
Ahhhh, you might have behaved somehow, that made her to think like.... ( O de lo kaawe, meaning " I thought you say, you passed through the four walls of education " . Our Yoruba mother, I pray that the good they have harvested in our life will manifest. They will reap the fruits of their labor by God grace.

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Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by naijaschoolguru(m): 10:36pm On Apr 19, 2020
(O ko ga goloto ni, o ni lakaye kan bo ti wu ko mo). Omoluabi will understand that Yoruba word grin. The word pain me oo no be small. All na memory sha, but sense don con dey nau oo

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Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by naijaschoolguru(m): 12:24pm On Apr 19, 2020
travelland:



Can you name the country of choice that they should have taken him to
The guy did something there, we call it " SARCASM" read that line and understand it again bro

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Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by naijaschoolguru(m): 12:17pm On Apr 19, 2020
comshots:
The UK prime Minister recovered from covid19.Even the queen who also contracted the virus is recovering.
Queen you said? The Queen has never contracted the disease, perhaps, you are talking about Prince Charles. Even the PM has not fully recovered from the virus, presently, he is undergoing maximum treatment.

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Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by naijaschoolguru(m): 12:15pm On Apr 19, 2020
Is like there is no more latest news again, since yesterday we have been reading different tales about COS, pls let's allow this man to rest in peace nau. There is a lot of useful news out there.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Lagos Releases Location And Numbers Of 26 Testing Centres by naijaschoolguru(m): 6:56am On Apr 19, 2020
ignis:
Lagos government is always more proactive than the federal government in fighting COVID-19.

Fellow Nigerians, 2023 is coming, please vote wisely.
Only if our vote counts. If you understand the power of rigging, you won't be saying this. 2019 Gubernatorial election in Kogi State, I was in Kogi then... It was a surviver of the fittest, war film and horror movies.

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