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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ivanka Trump’s PA Tests Positive For Coronavirus by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:47am On May 09, 2020
salbis:
What trouble?
Na Trump first love be say as a daughter, I know say that P A go don pack am give am and she go don pack am give her dad.Trump is in trouble grin
Celebrities / Re: Brymo Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:41am On May 09, 2020
Mikehot:
Yoruba muslim


More tribal marks than hit songs.


Na joke o
O de ni e, alaaye koshi danu

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Politics / Re: Abiola, Oba Oyekan At The Crowning Of Tinubu As Asiwaju Of Lagos (Throwback Pic) by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:42pm On May 08, 2020
Then Nyamiri no go let us hear word now, den don come.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 381 New Cases Reported, 4 Deaths And 67 Discharged On May 7 by naijaschoolguru(m): 11:50pm On May 07, 2020
eetzdave:
Ive never commented on this issue before, but this is the bitter pill

Relaxing the lockdown was a big mistake, even when the lovkdown was still on, there were cases everyday..its going to get really worse in the next couple of days because the people that have been infected since monday is crazy...look at how people rushed and clustered themselves in banks, and they thought they were save because they wore ankara facemasks, i laugh....

This my fellow country men is the beginning of the end for us all
You should have better kept quiet, maybe for you and your family.

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Health / Re: Lagos Discharges 48 Coronavirus Patients Today by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:57pm On May 07, 2020
Lorazepam:

Yenefer/Tissaia/witcher/cirilla,

Don't start please.
You see all those OLOSHO wey u call, den no fit see better Husband because den no dey reason like better human being.
Health / Re: Lagos Discharges 37 Coronavirus Patients Today by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:36pm On May 06, 2020
Gregorian2020:
Ordinary fever na covid 19 patient oooo
Small headache are all placed on isolation center
Don't make mistakes to cough when you are in government environment or else you will isolated until that cough is over. Nigeria covid 19 is baby covid 19, the one of America, China, Italy, France, Germany, and so on that is the matured and dreaded covid 19. The level of our discharging is something else. Thank God that we are doing well
You talk too much, Cho cho Cho, den use am do u?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by naijaschoolguru(m): 11:02am On May 06, 2020
gretblue:

Stop saying what you don't know. I had watched the video 4 days ago not on Nairaland. Her picture was displayed alongside . She's typical Nigerian woman not even half-caste or black American.
Ok o, thank you.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by naijaschoolguru(m): 11:01am On May 06, 2020
enemyofprogress:
you've been noticed. Now move aside let me attend to abother person
Another person
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by naijaschoolguru(m): 10:58am On May 06, 2020
gypsey:
Really? shocked but they didn't show her face, how can we know what kinda black she is? and oh! it did say Nigerian nurse.
I'm just joking, Anty coro no dey look face oo
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by naijaschoolguru(m): 10:57am On May 06, 2020
GoodGovernance:



Those that have died in Nigeria are also Oyinbo black abi?

You need psycho test.

Bros abegi shift, if you see sarcasm in post.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by naijaschoolguru(m): 10:52am On May 06, 2020
enemyofprogress:
you wan use me get her attention for you to get close to her for her to help you too travel out abi?moreover you know where me too dey live? Rubbish!
You too dey talk, for the fact say na one Shima help you go there, no mean say everything na for show up for ur sdy nau. My girlfriend one help me I say no, I get self respect nau, but you no get, e fit be say na house help d girl turn u to now.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by naijaschoolguru(m): 10:46am On May 06, 2020
gypsey:
I thought some people claim corona doesn't affect nigerians or black people.
That lady is an Oyinbo black, not our own tiwanwan black.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Body Of Nigerian Nurse In US Removed From Her Home (Video) by naijaschoolguru(m): 10:38am On May 06, 2020
jakD:
At least pictures are shown here, but Nigeria's case keeps rising and deaths keep increasing with no pictures of even where they're being buried.
Anyway, may God save we the masses.
This is not the bone of contention. Show empathy for the dead, stop saying rubbish.

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Politics / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Who Insulted President Buhari Jailed For 18 Months by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:34am On May 06, 2020
Gandollar:
Buhari is a Lifeless Sudanese. Tyrant!
They will arrest you oo grin cheesy, my hand no dey oo
Politics / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Who Insulted President Buhari Jailed For 18 Months by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:32am On May 06, 2020
Ningen:


He lost his family members and his cows.
Now his freedom has been taken away...

This is nothing short of tyranny.
This confirms Buhari as a tyrant!
Why are you crying? Ask that man who he voted for, is it not that tyranny burukutu gworo teeth ignoramus mofos idiotically moroness Lifeless grin. I dey my house, they should come and arrest me.

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Crime / Re: 34-Year-Old Man Beaten To Death In Imo; Accused Of Sleeping With Kinsman’s Wife by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:09am On May 06, 2020
SWORD419:
Fear south its only them that have jobless illiterates to carryout jungle justice, infidelity is now a norm to them... Smelling inyamiris
Spits
Please be specify next time, we have SS, SW, SE, which one are you talking about?
Crime / Re: 34-Year-Old Man Beaten To Death In Imo; Accused Of Sleeping With Kinsman’s Wife by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:06am On May 06, 2020
Jungle justice ( J.J).
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Ex-US Soldiers Attempt To Assasinate Maduro, Venezuelan President by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:04am On May 06, 2020
Discombulator:

Yeah of course because it is Hollywood they are acting
What did you know.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Ex-US Soldiers Attempt To Assasinate Maduro, Venezuelan President by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:00am On May 06, 2020
Gregorian2020:
If it is Nigeria this people will succeed because we have no security. God when are we going to be among the world powers
"If it were to be Nigeria" Back to your comment, stop the comparison, why bringing Nigeria into your comment, is it a most for you to compare?
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Ex-US Soldiers Attempt To Assasinate Maduro, Venezuelan President by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:51am On May 06, 2020
Trump did not plan this thing well, get a well trained military sniper with a good sniper riffle, the rest should have been a story.
Crime / Re: Woman Who Slapped Policeman 13 Times Arrested In Oyo by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:45am On May 06, 2020
That policeman is very tolerance, what if it were to be a normal policeman roaming around all the time, reverse would have been her case. That woman is very rude she most be a single mother, she most also be penalized for her rude conduct.

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Health / Re: Saidu Ahmed Is Dead! NEMA North East Coordinator Dies In Borno by naijaschoolguru(m): 6:03pm On May 05, 2020
Lordave:
Why everybody just dey die for North?

Buhari should please visit Katsina let’s see if things would get better.
Wallai o ni kuree grin grin
Health / Re: Different Shades Of Face Masks In Lagos (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 3:20pm On May 05, 2020
bestabigaelever:
grin
Nigeria my country
Ordinary face mask government cannot provide


I got an Ankara face mask, courtesy of a Nairalander.... It's beautiful smiley
Upload it let me see it, I want to order.
Health / Re: Gombe COVID-19 Patients Protest Over Inadequate Medical Attention, Block Highway by naijaschoolguru(m): 2:57pm On May 05, 2020
greenhulk:


So every covid-19 patient needs to be on ventilator? How many ventilators do u think we have in Nigeria? U can have 100 patients and only 1 might need a ventilator.
I know nau, but when you take a critical look at this news, you will understand what I'm saying, this news no make abegii
Health / Re: Gombe COVID-19 Patients Protest Over Inadequate Medical Attention, Block Highway by naijaschoolguru(m): 2:36pm On May 05, 2020
Naija this one na lie nau, people wey dey use ventilator no get energy nau grin grin

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Politics / Re: Boss Mustapha: Interstate Movement Of Almajiri Violating Buhari’s Order by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:59pm On May 04, 2020
E go clear for una eye

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Travel / Re: COVID-19: FG To Begin Evacuation Of 4,000 Nigerians by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:58pm On May 04, 2020
Abeg make una no do pas una sef oo

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Taraba Government Rejects 100 Almajiris From Nasarawa State by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:57pm On May 04, 2020
grin grin then con dey push dem anyhow. Almajiris don suffer, instrument for election become useless now

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Goat, Sheep, Pawpaw Test Positive In Tanzania. President Orders Probe by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:24am On May 04, 2020
Poloyanabo1:

Hahaha
lockdown no reach my side, but our boss changed our work pattern, said we should be doin shifts.
Am off duty for now.
Ok, I'm joking about that, let's take a look at something, how certain are they that goats can be positive of this Nobel virus?
Health / Re: COVID-19: Goat, Sheep, Pawpaw Test Positive In Tanzania. President Orders Probe by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:20am On May 04, 2020
Gjrich:


This is an indication that most test kits supplied to Africa are not working properly
What you are trying to say now is that, majorities of people tested positive might be negative, but due to failed effectiveness of the testing kits they gave out a false result?
Health / Re: COVID-19: Goat, Sheep, Pawpaw Test Positive In Tanzania. President Orders Probe by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:16am On May 04, 2020
Poloyanabo1:
Jeez!
this covid19 shit keeps getting more scarier everyday.
but whatsup with east africa and weird news?
These test kits must have been compromised, let them test water too, it might turn out positive too.
FTC on a monday morning...What a feeling.
Feeling that you are have no work, in a lay man turns, you're JOBLESS because of lockdown.
Education / Re: If You See Your Child With This Textbook What Will You Do? by naijaschoolguru(m): 1:38pm On May 03, 2020
UTEWUOJO:


How many pry1 children have you seen carrying load on their head oga
But a lot of pry1 pupils seeing their mothers or siblings carrying load on their head, did you think they are not wise enough to see that?

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